Massage Parlor Reports

[StuntDriver]

Liya Spa in Kirkland. Was freestyling and decided why not. Found tiny adorable Chloe. If the shop had been FS I would have jumped at the chance with Chloe. Short, very pretty face, late 20's, and I can tell she is hiding an absolutely banging body under her conservative clothes.

But when I asked, I was told they only offer "5 girls massage" there. I was confused. Then she held up her hand showing five fingers. I laughed. Her English was great so I was able to explain we have a similar phrase in English called "Hannah and her five sisters. " So I was content today with a supremely relaxing massage with a skillful non-rushed and teased to eruption finish. I probably don't appreciate those enough since migrating to mostly FS visits.

The place was on Market street in Kirkland in the 800 block. Little standalone house. Cute tiny shop with a cute tiny girl.

[KrDoggy]

I seem to be having luck with Helens, JM MMS sent me a pic that was pretty useless, but when I got to JM and met Helen I was delighted, she was much better than the cartoonish pic. That is because Helen is Kelly from Brisa's last month megastar lineup. (so confusing with the name changes). I had her on my repeat list and did not get back to her, so now was my chance.

She is a remarkably beautiful woman with long dark hair, lovely face, incredible dark eyes, a slim figure and large breasts. Maybe mid-30's. She remembered me too and we both grinned. At JM she could try some new stuff so she encouraged me to do the table shower (not typical for me) and man, am I glad. She has added breasts massaging feet, toe sucking, and very thorough TUMA to her bag of tricks. None of it my usual stuff, but all very pleasurable.

Had BBBJ in the shower room and again in the massage room, she is very aggressive on that. I worked her over thoroughly as well, great standing mish, pounding ACG, and doggy for the win. Just a fantastic looking woman with very strong services. We gave each other massages after. Tip of the hat to Shogun.

Helen is a worthy replacement for Summer for the remainder of the month. In Jan Chanel is back (yay!) with some new talent.

[CSnow]

This is why I told Kelly that writing a good review for her is not a good idea because the moment this place is busy, you are just an ATM. Even if you are a regular, they will throw you out in 20 minutes because 1 girl rotates in 2 weeks here so she has enough customers to disappoint without consequences. Kelly is good if the place is not busy but it usually is. We saw a bunch of glowing reviews after I wrote mine and the place was an assembly line of mongers. Also, never duo here because they only have 2 girls working. If the bell rings, 1 girl will 100% leave and come back for 5-10 minutes and attend another monger.

I don't advocate not posting good reviews when you have good experiences. How would we know who we should see? I appreciated your review, thank you for sharing.

However, guys with bad experiences should share as well to balance it out and set realistic expectations. If nothing else, I hope my less than stellar review will help to improve the service. I did tell the manager about the review and he / she promised to 'remind the girls'.

I do hope hot girls providing good service will make good money here in Seattle area and will keep coming back bringing their hot friends and relatives with them, LOL.

[HappyXxx]

First time at an AMP but after reading all the stellar reports I had to go give Kelly a try. GodDAMN, that was a ride. It probably wasn't my single best one on one encounter with a provider but it was pretty up there. All reports accurate. She loves what she does, is hot, and is fun. And pretty damn tight, which is always a fun plus. Those kinds of hours are why I do this.

I will be there in a day and my first stop will be Q Spa. As I said before Kelly is one of our favorites in Orlando and I have seen this girl more times than I can count and have had some crazy sessions with her. Can't wait to see her again, but I'm very curious about Chloe as well after reading some of the reviews that mention her. But the only way I will be able to do that is to do a double with her and Kelly because I want to see Kelly, but I don't know if I will have time for two trips while I'm there and need to sample Chloe as well.

I know this is not the right place to post the review so I won't, but I had an 8 hand yesterday that topped any experience I've ever had here in Orlando at Tokyo (crystal Massage) it was slow and I know all of the girls there very well, so it was epic. See you guys soon.. And thanks for all of the good information, you guys have a very active review board here in Seattle.

[Mesohony]

First time at an AMP but after reading all the stellar reports I had to go give Kelly a try. GodDAMN, that was a ride. It probably wasn't my single best one on one encounter with a provider but it was pretty up there. All reports accurate. She loves what she does, is hot, and is fun. And pretty damn tight, which is always a fun plus. Those kinds of hours are why I do this.

If I had the money, I'd see that girl every day. But I've got one more visit planned with her. All I can say is her boyfriend is one lucky motherfucker, if he gets to see her. LOL. I wonder if she fucks him like she fucks us.

[CSnow]

Sorry to hear this. I'm seen Kelly twice (as Bella) and she is so awesome, but I think I will skip this rotation. Will be back for Angela in Jan, but it will be 1-1 and we'll have an understanding on time first.

Just dipping your wick in two pussies does not a great experience make. Agree to just be leery of duos.

Ampking is the problem with his extreme porn stories LOL.

Thanks man, my main message wasn't 'Stay Away' but more of 'everything is always YMMV'. I forgot (or chose to ignore) that simple wisdom and got burnt. Not everyone will get Penthouse Letters / Dear Diary type experience.

I do want to try Angela as well in January at Q if they let me in the door, LOL. It does seem like a nice place with smoke show girls.

[Alfador]

Call each one and ask who is working, I have the address in my GPS, but can't recall the street name. Go to the one with kelly and Chloe working, that seems to be the one everyone's having a good time at.

First time at an AMP but after reading all the stellar reports I had to go give Kelly a try. GodDAMN, that was a ride. It probably wasn't my single best one on one encounter with a provider but it was pretty up there. All reports accurate. She loves what she does, is hot, and is fun. And pretty damn tight, which is always a fun plus. Those kinds of hours are why I do this.

[Manager9]

Yeah, that sucks man. Unfortunately I went against my 'no AMP duos' rule and had the same EXACT rush job experience with famous Kelly and Chloe at Q Spa. Read too many reviews of them and was hoping to repeat the glowing duo experience someone else left for them, but got your exact rush job experience. They were done with me in 15 minutes for $30]. At least I was offered massage after. Why can't I follow my own advice and leave AMP duos alone. Full review posted.

This is why I told Kelly that writing a good review for her is not a good idea because the moment this place is busy, you are just an ATM. Even if you are a regular, they will throw you out in 20 minutes because 1 girl rotates in 2 weeks here so she has enough customers to disappoint without consequences. Kelly is good if the place is not busy but it usually is. We saw a bunch of glowing reviews after I wrote mine and the place was an assembly line of mongers. Also, never duo here because they only have 2 girls working. If the bell rings, 1 girl will 100% leave and come back for 5-10 minutes and attend another monger.

[RiverStone9]

That sounds like a major letdown, especially for the price. It's a good reminder that duos are a huge gamble, even with top-tier.

[KrDoggy]

Sorry to hear this. I'm seen Kelly twice (as Bella) and she is so awesome, but I think I will skip this rotation. Will be back for Angela in Jan, but it will be 1-1 and we'll have an understanding on time first.

Just dipping your wick in two pussies does not a great experience make. Agree to just be leery of duos.

Ampking is the problem with his extreme porn stories LOL.

You don't know how much I hate to be the first guy to write a less than glowing review for Kelly and Chloe. To be fair, it wasn't a horrible experience. But it was a disappointing experience for me after a string of absolutely wonderful ones.

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So. Nice place, beautiful girls, rushed and disappointing experience for me. I do recommend you see them regardless of my experience. Most guys had much better experiences, and if nothing else they are both beautiful, especially Kelly. I don't recommend you try a duo. For me all of my AMP duos have been roughly like this. They only good duos I had were outside of AMPs.

[Mayoigo86]

I enjoy Kelly and she is great. I agree with you and Kelly does have the tightest pussy I've ever had as well. She says she loves having big D but she can't really take it that well especially if you're girthy and long.

You must be packin. LOL, I am pretty good size and she loves it!! The only position she has a little trouble with is doggy but I found a couple alternatives she can handle better. It's pretty hot listening to her talk about how she loves fat dick and that it makes her wet easy but she's so little down there. Either way it's hot watching my meat inside her and she's a cum machine.

Take it easy brother.

[Member #7062]

Anybody run across any places with bigger or older girls?

Feel free to pm if you don't want to give away your love for the bbw.

[CSnow]

Ahh my fault, left out an extra $. Was indeed $$$ total which was a bummer. Lot of money for 15 minutes of meh.

Yeah, that sucks man. Unfortunately I went against my 'no AMP duos' rule and had the same EXACT rush job experience with famous Kelly and Chloe at Q Spa. Read too many reviews of them and was hoping to repeat the glowing duo experience someone else left for them, but got your exact rush job experience. They were done with me in 15 minutes for $30]. At least I was offered massage after. Why can't I follow my own advice and leave AMP duos alone. Full review posted.

[CSnow]

You don't know how much I hate to be the first guy to write a less than glowing review for Kelly and Chloe. To be fair, it wasn't a horrible experience. But it was a disappointing experience for me after a string of absolutely wonderful ones.

I'll start with the good parts. Both Kelly and Chloe are as beautiful as described. Kelly might be the hottest girl in Seattle right now. If I had to compare her to Dora, Summer, Irene, and Suzy, I might actually give Kelly a slight edge in terms of looks. Pretty face and playboy bunny body. She really could be a Playboy centerfold IMHO. Chloe is only slightly behind, if at all.

I think my main mistake was going against my instincts and saying yes to a duo. And yes, I was swayed by the recent glowing duo review someone else left for them. Sadly my duo experience was far from that and pretty much exactly the "rush job" that someone else got from Suzy and Joey at BJ. (I never had a duo with Suzy and Joey and my individual experiences with them were stellar). I should've stuck with my Kelly-only booking. Unfortunately for me, Chloe opened the door and I got to appreciate how hot she is. I did tell her I had an appointment with Kelly, and she playfully pouted a bit but went to get Kelly.

Kelly walked in after a couple of minutes, and holy shit, I thought I won the lottery. Even hotter than Chloe, and that was hard to image. Fitness model / playboy bunny body with nice natural boobs to top it off. Quick kiss hello, and she tells me she needs to brush her teeth because she was eating egg just now. No worries. She leaves for a few more minutes. Not a big deal, I told them I wanted a 1-hour session, so I'm not holding them to every minute.

5 minutes later Kelly comes back. At that point we are about 5 minutes into the session, no action yet. Not a big deal. Kelly asks if I want a duo with Chloe. My big head thinks "No, when was the last time you had a good AMP duo? Never? That's right. ". My little head says "hey, they just did an amazing duo for someone else, why not you? So I am fucking stupid. I go with the little head. It's only a $100 extra, right? At least the main girl will play longer, right? Unfortunately yes to the first, no to the second.

The duo starts with just Kelly. I am not complaining too much, holy fuck she's gorgeous. Did I remember to say how hot I think she is? Yes, that hot. OK. So finally Chloe comes in. Kelly starts directing her on what to do. A bit awkward, a bit too much choreography involved, not very spontaneous. A lot of back and forth communication in Chinese between the two. Not very sexy if I am being honest. They do finally figure things out, I do get to briefly fuck each one. There is absolutely zero interaction between the two other than verbal communication. During that time, dreaded door bell rang and Chloe had to pop out for a couple of minutes. I was afraid she was done but she came back pretty quickly. At that point I'm guessing there was someone waiting for her. That's where things started going downhill.

Kelly said "we give you two mouth blowjob, maybe you come in two mouth". I'm not ready to bust my nut yet, I'm thinking we are just getting started, but I am up for a two-mouth blowjob. Chloe hops onto my face, Kelly gets between my legs and starts a HJ. Not a two-mouth BJ but a single-girl HJ. Hammering it pretty intensely too. I realize she's trying to get me off with just that. I'm waiting for her to switch to BJ but it's not coming. She did try for the prostate massage with one finger, which is NOT my thing at all. TUMA is nice, finger up there is not. I tell her to stop that. Then I have to literally take her hands off of my dick so she starts using her mouth instead of her hands. So I finally get at least a single-girl BJ instead of single-girl trying to finish me with HJ. Meanwhile Chloe is just sitting on my face doing nothing else.

I'm seeing it's not going well. I tell Kelly to fuck me at least. I hear a sigh, she has to go get more condoms (already ran out?) and she hops on in RCG and pounds me out. After her intense hammer HJ I didn't last long and lost it with Chloe sitting on my face. Chloe immediately hops off and leaves the room never to be seen again. Kelly cleans me up and asks if I want massage. At that point we are only 20 minutes on the clock, 15 minutes of which was the actual session, and only 10 minutes of which was the actual duo due to Chloe being out of the room part of the time. I ask Kelly if we can play some more first and tell her to lay down. She says "no honey, I'm done, we fuck you already, now massage". I ask her if Chloe is going to come back. "No honey, Chloe is done, she fuck you already". So basically I got EXACTLY what another reviewer posted about that different bad duo. About 10 minutes of play with both girl, and extra 5 minutes of play with Kelly only.

Now Kelly sees the disappointed expression on my face and goes "OK, you suck on me", lays down and spreads her legs. By then I was feeling pretty disappointed already and should've just left. Like a simp I stay and figure maybe I can get Kelly back in the mood again. I go down on her, but I can't give it my best effort, and she seems to be mostly patronizing me also rather than enjoying it. I'm guessing in her head she's done. I go on for a few minutes and she starts making motions like she's coming. She's bone dry. I don't think I got her excited at all. I've been with a couple hundred women by now and know a thing or two. No, she wasn't even close to coming.

At that point I just get up and start dressing. Kelly starts getting worried "I give you massage now, why are you leaving? You just make me come". I mean I do expect some of the session to be massage, but not most of the session. Normally I end up having 10-15 minutes left of the hour for the massage at the end. I'd be mostly OK with half sex half massage. This time I had 45 minutes for massage before the mediocre DATY attempt, now there is still half hour left. I'm not feeling it, get dressed and walk out.

I did message the scheduler (manager?) to say it was disappointing. He did ask if there is anything he (she?) can do. I mean what can he do? I wasn't going to ask for my money back. They were both beautiful, they both fucked me, to a large degree they delivered everything promised. How do you put a price tag on "disappointed" or "rush job"? I don't know. I told him I was going to leave an honest review. I didn't want anything from him / her. I don't know how they can improve something here.

Message to fellow mongers. This experience is like the majority of my duos but slightly worse than most. Normally the second girls keeps popping in and out and there is more play in the end. This time it was really brief and disappointing. They were just phoning it in. The problem isn't even this specific duo. All of my AMP duos have been disappointing like this. I haven't written reviews for most (didn't have an account back then and who wants to re-live experiences like this).

As always, take it with a grain of salt. It's always YMMV. You may (and I hope you do) have much better session with them. I'm not sure why I didn't click with the girls like the rest of you did. I brushed my teeth before. I used mouthwash, and chewed lots of bubble gum. Normally girls complement me on my sweet tasting and nice smelling mouth. "You taste like candy" is the complement I often get.

I also offered Kelly to take a shower when I got there. I did shower at home, but it was an hour drive. She told me no, I didn't need to shower, I was clean (which I was).

So. Nice place, beautiful girls, rushed and disappointing experience for me. I do recommend you see them regardless of my experience. Most guys had much better experiences, and if nothing else they are both beautiful, especially Kelly. I don't recommend you try a duo. For me all of my AMP duos have been roughly like this. They only good duos I had were outside of AMPs.

[Jibble1]

Decided to go Blue jade and check out Suzy at Blue Jade. She is definitely the top MILF in this area. Nature huge tits, last 30's or mid 40's. Eager to please you all the time.

Face: 4, Body 5, service 5, attitude 5.

LFK, DLK BBBJ BLS FIV CFS CIM.

Scheduled with MMS at noon and was luck nobody waiting there. Suzy open the door with a beautiful smile, soft tone. She looks a sexy pornstar perfect body. She brings me into the room and start one of the best DLK immediately. Hand over the donation and dress off. When she is back, we continue kissing and hugging, then she started the amazing, nice, deep, long BBBJ. She uses some oil on your balls and massages them during BBBJ, incredible. I almost popped there.

How much was donation? The usual $$?