Massage Parlor Reports

**MassMe** · 01-05-26 23:59

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.

https://www.massagecapital.com/ look like only legit.

Inddor beach tan is Located in: Vinci Plaza.

Address: 11901 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025.

Ocean Massage. Located in: Lincoln Plaza.

Address: 711 Lincoln Blvd, Venice, CA 90291.

Warf? - This isn't in Santa Monica, but it's on Wilshire and very close to the border, is it FS?

**PriscillaM** · 01-05-26 20:16

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.

**MassMe** · 12-22-25 12:56

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Can't give much info. A-1 is my go-to for PSE, but only on weekends and only with Penny. GILF and ATF. But like most mongers, I look for variety from time to time, and tried Sun a few years back. Looked like a hoarder's house inside, treatment room was tiny, with table against the wall. Repulsive MMS and only slightly less repulsive provider who clearly hated her job. Avoid. Did try iSabai down Lincoln years ago, but got a newbie not yet willing to go beyond massage, and massage was terrible. Round lady who greeted me was probably the better bet -- likely Nancy who was doine BBFS at a reasonable rate back then. Rumor has it that her BB surcharge has gone up.

Thanks. I may go for Penny. How much?

ISabai. I walked in there last week, looks at the menu and went to car my car next door. They didn't lookk fun or sexy. Have you tried Indoor tan called Lux. Tranies, but also looks like they have some hot ones that don't have rods.

Also vigor massage is new management. But the woman there looked like a vampire so I ran.

**Willie23** · 12-20-25 11:21

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

I would love reports on the places in SM -.

A1-?

Sun?

Warf?

Ocean?

Asian-massage-center?

19 IE Santa Monica Blvd.

And others?

Smassage.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd.

Can't give much info. A-1 is my go-to for PSE, but only on weekends and only with Penny. GILF and ATF. But like most mongers, I look for variety from time to time, and tried Sun a few years back. Looked like a hoarder's house inside, treatment room was tiny, with table against the wall. Repulsive MMS and only slightly less repulsive provider who clearly hated her job. Avoid. Did try iSabai down Lincoln years ago, but got a newbie not yet willing to go beyond massage, and massage was terrible. Round lady who greeted me was probably the better bet -- likely Nancy who was doine BBFS at a reasonable rate back then. Rumor has it that her BB surcharge has gone up.

**MassMe** · 12-15-25 14:36

I would love reports on the places in SM -.

A1-?

Sun?

Warf?

Ocean?

Asian-massage-center?

19 IE Santa Monica Blvd.

And others?

Smassage.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd.

**Willie23** · 10-12-25 09:56

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

Santa Monica Blvd. Is it this place: Vigor Massage Los Angeles? Is it near Bundy? So strange. It used to be a legit place. Now it sounds fun. BUT 200 sounds so high for this!

Chen's was never legit for me, but very random. New name is Vigor and yes, it is West of Bundy in a little strip mall with a 7-Eleven. Not recommended unless you have enough cash (or game) to get an unwilling provider to remove clothes.

**MassMe** · 10-09-25 18:56

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Took a chance. Chen's was always a roll of the dice from FS milfs to newbie milfs with limits.

The latter was my experience at Vigor. Attractive tallish slim 30-something wanting West Side rate for a BJ with zero GFE bonus activities. It may have been one of her first attempts at oral, and she called in the other MILF to "watch. " The other one was shorter & sluttier-seeming and got in close, despite my protesting that I didn't have more than $10 to spare, since I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Weird experience, overall, especially since both refused to give their names. Total damage was $$. 18.

Would not repeat or recommend for ROI.

Santa Monica Blvd. Is it this place: Vigor Massage Los Angeles? Is it near Bundy? So strange. It used to be a legit place. Now it sounds fun. BUT 200 sounds so high for this!

**Willie23** · 10-09-25 17:12

Took a chance. Chen's was always a roll of the dice from FS milfs to newbie milfs with limits.

The latter was my experience at Vigor. Attractive tallish slim 30-something wanting West Side rate for a BJ with zero GFE bonus activities. It may have been one of her first attempts at oral, and she called in the other MILF to "watch. " The other one was shorter & sluttier-seeming and got in close, despite my protesting that I didn't have more than $10 to spare, since I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Weird experience, overall, especially since both refused to give their names. Total damage was $$. 18.

Would not repeat or recommend for ROI.

**PriscillaM** · 04-20-25 11:59

Originally Posted by Phillyguy74 [View Original Post]

Has Penny retired or is she still at it? Not sure if that is the name she goes by at this location. When I saw her in North County San Diego she was Penny. Great body but a GILF.

If you want grannies try 40 models.

**Phillyguy74** · 04-18-25 16:23

Has Penny retired or is she still at it? Not sure if that is the name she goes by at this location. When I saw her in North County San Diego she was Penny. Great body but a GILF.

**PriscillaM** · 02-28-25 13:40

19%$ Santa Monica has that little house type place. Referred to as day spa sante in some circles.

I see reviews where there is decent talent.

I really am focused on fucking in every room at red lantern, but might venture out.

Any realistic update.

**MassMe** · 01-25-25 21:13

Someone, please help me with Santa Monica Here is my recon:

Sun. Gross old ladies, I wouldn't let my dog lick.

A1 - It smells like an Ashtray, and the girls look burnt.

Ocean. The cute one. HJ only, and she told me the old one does full boom boom. But she looked like my maid.

M Garden in Sm. They are only legit but they look like they shouldn't be.

Has anyone been to Thai Yoga on Lincoln? I am hoping that the places gives full service but I haven't tried it.

Has anyone tried the new pricey joint on SM bl and Bundy -? It starts with an S and ends with Massage?

I do love 19 XX on SM near the music store. Cute fun girls and close to good doughnuts. I only got HJ but the place was newly remodeled and did a 4 hand 30 min. Which cost +. But I couldn't decide between two 4. 5's so I put them together to make a 9!

I am curious about Wharf. I thought it was legit. But now I am thinking it may be worth trying and if it sucks it's next to a great sushi spot.

26 xX the Rich one- Has anyone tried it?

Vinici plaza has some good Chinese food downstairs and upstairs there is a 'Tan" but there are not tanning beds. Just a mix of random women. Anyone try it?

Anyone try Buddha Thai Massage?

So I took the pill before going to The Skin place in the El Pollo mall and even after the full jop from the Bride of Frankenstein I needed more so I went to the "legit" Thai place on the same floor. She kne that I came from the naughty place and for a bit of a tip she gave me another surprise with her hand. Fun day and then got some H. Salt.

**MassMe** · 01-25-25 21:12

Someone, please help me with Santa Monica Here is my recon:

Sun. Gross old ladies, I wouldn't let my dog lick.

A1 - It smells like an Ashtray, and the girls look burnt.

Ocean. The cute one. HJ only, and she told me the old one does full boom boom. But she looked like my maid.

M Garden in Sm. They are only legit but they look like they shouldn't be.

Has anyone been to Thai Yoga on Lincoln? I am hoping that the places gives full service but I haven't tried it.

Has anyone tried the new pricey joint on SM bl and Bundy -? It starts with an S and ends with Massage?

I do love 19 XX on SM near the music store. Cute fun girls and close to good doughnuts. I only got HJ but the place was newly remodeled and did a 4 hand 30 min. Which cost +. But I couldn't decide between two 4. 5's so I put them together to make a 9!

I am curious about Wharf. I thought it was legit. But now I am thinking it may be worth trying and if it sucks it's next to a great sushi spot.

26 xX the Rich one- Has anyone tried it?

Vinici plaza has some good Chinese food downstairs and upstairs there is a 'Tan" but there are not tanning beds. Just a mix of random women. Anyone try it?

Anyone try Buddha Thai Massage?

So I took the pill before going to The Skin place in the El Pollo mall and even after the full jop from the Bride of Frankenstein I needed more so I went to the "legit" Thai place on the same floor. She kne that I came from the naughty place and for a bit of a tip she gave me another surprise with her hand. Fun day and then got some H. Salt.

**PriscillaM** · 01-03-25 00:34

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

https://www.sunacu.net/

Has anyone been there lately? I got an HJ from a beast but they go full I just didn't want it from a swamp creature.

The only thing redeeming about that strip mall is the dominos. The sun accupressure was known for discriminating against soul brother because I think too boucoup, but I bet now they will take whoever they can get. The fuck chamber rooms are the smallest, ever, the girls there are always fat, how fat, well they get out of breath taking an escalator, the mamasan has just about given up, she wears pajamas and the layout is this bizarre pentagon of fuck modules.