Massage Parlor Reports

[Ratso100]

I had fun at the Coral Spa near the library. I usually avoid it, despite how close it is to my workplace, because it sits right by a public libraryand as anyone who knows the scene understands, the consequences are harsher if the pigs come crashing through. The whole area reminds me a lot of the old 80 E. Cermak setup: right next to a busy intersection, which is the worst possible place if discretion matters.

Originally, I planned to arrive late to the Blue Phoenix party. The Asian apartments had been a letdown latelyclassic bait-and-switch at Red Lantern and HKPD. I don't even mind that kind of switch if the girl actually delivers the GFE I paid for. But between the stress, the cold weather, and growing jaded with the Latina bar scene (check my latest review on that), I decided to roll the dice on BP. Still, the cold and some weird vibes gave me second thoughts.

After leaving work today, I made an unexpected stop at a nearby CVS to deal with my carpal tunnel. That just made me want more manual "treatment" for the painor at least some relief by busting a quick nut. I wasn't expecting much, maybe just a brief distraction from the stress, so I decided to do a walk-in.

There's no signjust the same place as always: door open, leading to a locked interior that's dark and requires a buzz-in. Sofia greeted me. I paid for the $75 hour since I didn't have change for four Jacksons and wasn't expecting any back.

Undressing was harder than it should've been. I was wearing several layers, and my hands were aching, so she helped me. She was a Chinese MILF with an average body and a decent facehard to tell in the darkwith nice, round B-cups and an ugly belly tattoo. Still, her attitude was pure Japanese-geisha energy: ready to please and tease.

The unexpected etiquette of her returning change was a good sign. She had great hands and knew exactly how to release tension. Without constantly checking the clockand despite the language barriershe followed all my instructions on where and how to touch.

As the hour wrapped up, she transitioned into GFE territory: kissing my nipples, teasing my balls. After riding me, I blew a load, and she even helped me get dressed afterward.

All in all, an awesome experiencefor total damage of $225 ($75 house fee + $150 FS). It was like expecting boring apple pie with stale filling, but thanks to the cook, it came out baked to perfection.

[Tcobra1203]

From the upper Midwest and visiting this beautiful city again in couple months. I will be staying near Grant park, any recommendations for AMP? Would love to enjoy this city to the fullest.

Feel free to msg me.

[Tyler Black]

I like what I like and typically I'm drawn to consistency. Next to La Michoacana ice cream (it was alright), I made the pickie rfor the quickie at Chicago Massage llc. My money and would prefer to not roll the dice.

Adalynn had good looks but almost felt the need to bust out the google translator at some moments. It's whatever.

Massage was good but the sucking the cock action was better. Felt more 1:1 with undivided attention. Hand job was just right without a vice grip, and those same hands were never idle as she was sucking me dry. Light random touches and scratches. The mixup of when she was sucking my man nips while jerking me off finished me off with a good bang.

[Tyler Black]

Interesting coincidence.

*Shrugs* If I bump into a IRL monger I'll shake their hand.

[Self Hi5]

Does anyone know where she landed? I tried to make an appointment today and they told me she no longer works there. Appreciate the info if anyone has it.

Extras were very overpriced, but she gave a decent massage and good hj and was a cutie. Would love to track her down - thanks!

[Eddinger]

Just do harmony a few times. Or go bone kelly at SXL.

If you had one shot. One opportunity, to seize one girl / place in one moment while the wife is away for two days who / where should I capture? DMs open or comment your thoughts. I just don't want to let the opportunity to slip. I'm debating the following.

Kim at CLM.

Ariana on Lawrence (assuming Salome is gone?

Yuki on Irving for the P-Spot.

Harmony Yuki for the rimming or just harmony in general. Always a good time.

Or any great escorts in the Jefferson park area would be amazing as well. Thanks all!

[JamesTChicago]

If you had one shot. One opportunity, to seize one girl / place in one moment while the wife is away for two days who / where should I capture? DMs open or comment your thoughts. I just don't want to let the opportunity to slip. I'm debating the following.

Kim at CLM.

Ariana on Lawrence (assuming Salome is gone?

Yuki on Irving for the P-Spot.

Harmony Yuki for the rimming or just harmony in general. Always a good time.

Or any great escorts in the Jefferson park area would be amazing as well. Thanks all!

[OrangeLine1]

I thought I was good at googling, but I can't find that place. I know the area well, can you share a phone number?

NiNi is Great $160-$200 will get you a fabulous time and she like it doggie. I always ask her if I can finish doggie with a back spray and she always says yes. She is probably mid 40's great tits and ass and pussy is really good actually. Sometimes she will have other girls working with her and when she does it's $300 for the 3 sum.

If you haven't gotten her number PM ill give it to you. I hit it go good she got me a Christmas gift LOL no joke.

[Eddinger]

Nice. Also. Kelly is back and as fun as ever.

Good body limited English but enthusiastic performer. Strong elbow with back walking and leg stretches during massage. You may have to tell her to take it easy cause she'll dig in to the point where it was uncomfortable a few times. Nice small C boobees but these damn new style leggings make booty look phat till the leggings come off. She told me to warm my hands on her chest, so I did. I enjoyed Coco usually Asian age between 25 and 50 I thought she was cute. I couldn't figure out if Kelly has returned or not from reading reviews here so I went in thinking I'd have to get to be know again but nope all services offered at the end I took BBFS cip for $300 in addition to the $80/ hour door fee. BBBJ with cim would have been $200. I shall return and if I get Coco again I'd be happy.

[Charlie2030]

As you know, they changed their location to next door. I thought I'd call to warn me up on this cold day.

They sent me pics and I drove 50 minutes there.

All pictures fake. Not even close.

They had 4 girls two of whom latinas.

All about 4/10 at best. And old.

I refused to get service and left.

Complete BS. And all fake.

What other places do you recommend? I was pretty frustrated.

Thanks guys.

[Wirelessone]

Good body limited English but enthusiastic performer. Strong elbow with back walking and leg stretches during massage. You may have to tell her to take it easy cause she'll dig in to the point where it was uncomfortable a few times. Nice small C boobees but these damn new style leggings make booty look phat till the leggings come off. She told me to warm my hands on her chest, so I did. I enjoyed Coco usually Asian age between 25 and 50 I thought she was cute. I couldn't figure out if Kelly has returned or not from reading reviews here so I went in thinking I'd have to get to be know again but nope all services offered at the end I took BBFS cip for $300 in addition to the $80/ hour door fee. BBBJ with cim would have been $200. I shall return and if I get Coco again I'd be happy.

[Perversity]

I love that there are different girls each time. It's like RM all over.

Is the ignore list. Great feature. I use it a lot.

[DWaits]

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

Report the posts and ask A2 to slap a "troll" identifier on them. That can help guys know to skip their posts.

[Vern2020]

Great observation. How hard is it to ban these fake / promo accounts? It really brings down the reliability of these reports.

I had been adding them to my ignore list, but would prefer if they get banned.

[Moss734]

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

I love that there are different girls each time. It's like RM all over.