Massage Parlor Reports

**Charlie2030** · 12-14-25 23:44

As you know, they changed their location to next door. I thought I'd call to warn me up on this cold day.

They sent me pics and I drove 50 minutes there.

All pictures fake. Not even close.

They had 4 girls two of whom latinas.

All about 4/10 at best. And old.

I refused to get service and left.

Complete BS. And all fake.

What other places do you recommend? I was pretty frustrated.

Thanks guys.

**Wirelessone** · 12-14-25 23:11

Good body limited English but enthusiastic performer. Strong elbow with back walking and leg stretches during massage. You may have to tell her to take it easy cause she'll dig in to the point where it was uncomfortable a few times. Nice small C boobees but these damn new style leggings make booty look phat till the leggings come off. She told me to warm my hands on her chest, so I did. I enjoyed Coco usually Asian age between 25 and 50 I thought she was cute. I couldn't figure out if Kelly has returned or not from reading reviews here so I went in thinking I'd have to get to be know again but nope all services offered at the end I took BBFS cip for $300 in addition to the $80/ hour door fee. BBBJ with cim would have been $200. I shall return and if I get Coco again I'd be happy.

**Perversity** · 12-14-25 21:02

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

I love that there are different girls each time. It's like RM all over.

Is the ignore list. Great feature. I use it a lot.

**DWaits** · 12-14-25 18:49

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

Report the posts and ask A2 to slap a "troll" identifier on them. That can help guys know to skip their posts.

**Vern2020** · 12-14-25 17:35

Originally Posted by Emmaus21 [View Original Post]

Great observation. How hard is it to ban these fake / promo accounts? It really brings down the reliability of these reports.

I had been adding them to my ignore list, but would prefer if they get banned.

**Moss734** · 12-14-25 17:20

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

I love that there are different girls each time. It's like RM all over.

**Emmaus21** · 12-14-25 16:51

Great observation. How hard is it to ban these fake / promo accounts? It really brings down the reliability of these reports.

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

**Chipperwhy50** · 12-14-25 13:40

Feeling cold and needed some warmth. Tina messaged me and there is a new girl, Amy, at Armitage and Pulaski (40 xxB W Armitage). Gave her try and it was her second day. She has spinner body and and not as bustyTina but still attractive. Massage was decent and opted for top less L1. Nice boobs and soft skin, English was fair and about 5'2". Allow a lot of access throughout. Asked if there was more on the menu and she said yes and we could try it next time. Not bad.

**Mitsom** · 12-14-25 10:33

Originally Posted by TylerBlack [View Original Post]

5 min wait time before it was my turn. Easy drive getting to and western Ave and getting things rolling in Chicago Asian Spa.

The provider, Anna, would be about above average in terms of looks compared to what you would normally come across. Boobs were nice and plump. Sexy pussy with some Bush, but not some horrendous jungle shit.

Standard massage but a very good one. I did put on a glove on my dick right before she blew me and kept it on during k9. Anna devoured my dick at every angle. Every part of that region was stimulated to the finest detail, including the balls. For k9 piv, she let me take control and let me completely have my way with her. She was so sexy and very vocal with each thrust I gave her. I finished right when I licked her back and grabbed her boobs. We both collapsed and got to relax for a minute or two. Well worth the money, time, and drive.

Interesting coincidence. I noticed this review is the exact same review in wording as Bhar35 posted on 10-5. Literally the exact details and wording but with a different girls name. I also noticed the two of you post on the same two places over and over. No big deal. I just thought I would point this out to the two of you because birds of a feather like you both are likely to run into each other at some point and would have a lot to share given you frequent the same places, have remarkably similar experiences, and identical writing styles.

**OrangeLine1** · 12-14-25 01:19

Had to finally make it Happen was able to get an Appt with Emily at SXL & ViVi at Sunny on Friday. My two faves in Chicago.

Had appt with Emily First got the $60 House and went with BBBJ Nude BJ I like to stand so she was great at my request. Her body still fit and perfect she laid on the table while I was balls deep in her throat. Hands roaming finger in v and one rubbing her back door finished with swallow. Always great service.

Next up ViVi at Sunny she is absolutely stunning nude and probably has the best V I've ever seen or tasted. House $40 and tipped $200 for BBBJ Finish in Mouth while she is nude. Again her body is absolutely flawless not a scratch dent ding and her feet are the best finish in mouth with her spitting but she was a champ getting the second one out for me for the day. She is probably one of my all time girls. Note service with her will vary depending on your relationship with her some guys get less than me some get more but what she does for me is all I need absolutely love this girl.

If your wallet affords this I highly suggest hitting them both in the same day your soul will thank you later.

**Tyler Black** · 12-13-25 19:46

5 min wait time before it was my turn. Easy drive getting to and western Ave and getting things rolling in Chicago Asian Spa.

The provider, Anna, would be about above average in terms of looks compared to what you would normally come across. Boobs were nice and plump. Sexy pussy with some Bush, but not some horrendous jungle shit.

Standard massage but a very good one. I did put on a glove on my dick right before she blew me and kept it on during k9. Anna devoured my dick at every angle. Every part of that region was stimulated to the finest detail, including the balls. For k9 piv, she let me take control and let me completely have my way with her. She was so sexy and very vocal with each thrust I gave her. I finished right when I licked her back and grabbed her boobs. We both collapsed and got to relax for a minute or two. Well worth the money, time, and drive.

**Boston2060** · 12-13-25 16:57

Anyone try Jenny at Oki Doki, good looking girl and looked like she had some tits on her. Slightly heavier but not bad. Any intel?!

**Lamer12** · 12-13-25 15:36

Nadia Broadway. It has been a while since I went there, but Nadia is my go-to person. She is 5'2-5'3 with nice, firm tits and no ass. Her massage is really goo, d which is the main reason why I go there. She times her time and never feels rushed. I only get L1 with her, not sure if more is available.

**Moss734** · 12-13-25 11:04

Originally Posted by SpiceKing [View Original Post]

I would appreciate if someone could share the location / contact of Nina. Thanks.

Pretty sure here:

Google. Red rose spa, 4 xxx Elston.

**TheWoodButcher** · 12-13-25 08:09

She has to be the most polarizing girl in awhile. I've seen 'her' twice. I don't believe I saw Yuki the first time. I think I saw the replacement the first time and it was mediocre at best. Had to try again with all the info, glad I did. Went with the 4 hands, and it was fantastic. One was more therapeutic, while the other caressed. Yuki climbed on the table while I was facedown and teased me, while the other gal straddled my head and massaged my back. Onto the flip. The other girl climbed on the table and did the p-spot while Yuki massaged my head. Then she moved south. Yuki gave me a really nice soft L1 while the other girl worked the prostate. It was nothing short of fantastic. I forgot to mention I hand hot stones while on my stomach. Would I repeat? Only for the 4 hands, and something tells me if won't be the same level experience. I think from the reports it's largely YMMV.