Massage Parlor Reports

[WhyNot96]

Checked out Blue Jade in Burien for the first time on Friday. Walked in no appointment and got put in a room to wait by Joey. Didn't quite know who I wanted after reading the reviews so thought I'd roll the dice with whoever. Place was busy but she said 10 minute wait for either Yumi or Suzi since a customer just walked in for her. No problem but declined giving her the $60 since it's easier to walk if you're stuck waiting and want to dip out. Told her I'd give the cash to whoever I ended up with.

25 minutes go by and right as I was getting up to leave Joey came back and led me to a room. When we came in she offered a threesome with Suzy which I've never done before. This is where the mixed feelings come in. Total time with the two was only 15 minutes, super rushed job, wanted me to cum quick, didn't feel like I got a lot of extra value. Total was $$.

Checked my watch as I was leaving and I was in and out of the place in 50 minutes and that includes me waiting in the room. After the post nut clarity hit, realized how much of a waste of money it all was. Especially for me, I haven't hit the lottery yet so I typically only monger once / twice a month so it really stings when my one session doesn't feel like it was worth it all.

Pros:

-Joey has an average face but a nice body and great ass for an Asian.

-Suzy was the opposite with a sexy face and excellent DFK.

-Nice ball massage from Suzy and DT from Joey with CIM.

Cons:

-Super long wait but short session and short massage. Oil massage by Joey was nice though I'll give her that.

-Clearly wanted me in and out and had a routine. Little BBBJ to start before they both had a turn at cg before joey hopped off and wanted me to CIM.

-Didn't get to do anything really in the duo and the two didn't interact with each other.

-Suzy didn't even take off her dress all the way and as soon as I nutted she was out the door to the next monger stashed in the waiting room (can see everything on the cameras).

*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

[CSnow]

MMS told me today that a Vietnamese girl is arriving soon at Brisa. She asked me to get the word out.

I would be very curious about the service. Reading Vietnam forum on ISG seems that girls there are high on looks but low on service. If someone gives her a try, please let us know.

I so hope we get Japanese girls here in Seattle one day. Or K-girls in non-K-girl shops.

[CSnow]

What is with all these luscious open menu girls? When they are alone with me, and I'm all ripe with anticipation of an offer of forbidden fruit, they just say nothing and plop the cover right on? What am I chopped liver?

I asked MMS and got back "Everyone knows that you do not like that service". GODDAMMIT will I ever get to sit at the kool kids table? Ampking has the girls hide the condom and ask him to take any hole he wants! LOL I imagine this dossier that gives great detail on what a chump I am.

Now its probably true that I don't want those services, but shit how hard is it for them to say "Baby give it to me bare!" before I start my responsible adult speech?

FYI. In response to my joking MMS went on a diatribe on how the girls get regular medical examinations that get reviewed by management before the girls work. So take that for whatever it is worth. I do always notice the cleanliness of that bunch, I only DATY the freshest poon.

+1 on that brother. I was surprised that neither of BBFS ladies at BJ offered the service to me. Didn't have any problems in Japan or Korean places in the US with that this year, so I don't think it's me.

I think we need a questioner designed that MMS can give us where we can express our preferences, LOL.

[CSnow]

Well we've got good problems with all the great gals in all the shops mentioned. These are the good old days I suppose we'll be saying in the future when we look back.

One I can't forget from Tacoma lollibees, or Tokyo, and now Q Massage is Bella. Yes, it's that Bella and she's an ATF of mine and many of you mongers.

And she rocked my world today with a full hour. I've been to Brisa, BJ, and JM in the last couple months and the talent is great, but the interruptions can be irritating.

Q Massage is slow and I've only ever seen evidence of one other dude there. Bella is top shelf and not to be missed.

Agreed, it's as if all hot Asian providers discovered Seattle all of a sudden after years of aunties and ugly dogs.

Man, now there is Kelly and Bella on my TDL for Q (which I am yet to visit). Thanks for sharing!

[Goofy Dog]

Well we've got good problems with all the great gals in all the shops mentioned. These are the good old days I suppose we'll be saying in the future when we look back.

One I can't forget from Tacoma lollibees, or Tokyo, and now Q Massage is Bella. Yes, it's that Bella and she's an ATF of mine and many of you mongers.

And she rocked my world today with a full hour. I've been to Brisa, BJ, and JM in the last couple months and the talent is great, but the interruptions can be irritating.

Q Massage is slow and I've only ever seen evidence of one other dude there. Bella is top shelf and not to be missed.

[KrDoggy]

What is with all these luscious open menu girls? When they are alone with me, and I'm all ripe with anticipation of an offer of forbidden fruit, they just say nothing and plop the cover right on? What am I chopped liver?

I asked MMS and got back "Everyone knows that you do not like that service". GODDAMMIT will I ever get to sit at the kool kids table? Ampking has the girls hide the condom and ask him to take any hole he wants! LOL I imagine this dossier that gives great detail on what a chump I am.

Now its probably true that I don't want those services, but shit how hard is it for them to say "Baby give it to me bare!" before I start my responsible adult speech?

FYI. In response to my joking MMS went on a diatribe on how the girls get regular medical examinations that get reviewed by management before the girls work. So take that for whatever it is worth. I do always notice the cleanliness of that bunch, I only DATY the freshest poon.

[Samlucky]

Hey everyone!

I'm visiting Seattle this weekend for 3 days. I came across a few profiles from Tryst and wanted to get some help.

Foxy Dee: https://tryst.link/massage/foxydee.

Iris: https://tryst.link/massage/irisluvnadia.

SexxyD: https://tryst.link/massage/dominique-806.

Mishelle: https://tryst.link/massage/mishelle-luv.

Any recommendations from the above list?

[Strong1954]

MMS told me today that a Vietnamese girl is arriving soon at Brisa. She asked me to get the word out.

[KrDoggy]

Its kind of like DisneyWorld.

Thanks for the reports. I am kinda impressed with your mongering enthusiasm and dedication to get some Asian puss. Have you been to SEA? I feel like you'd be in heaven there.

[Ilikebigone]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

Summer is amazing! I love it when she squirts! She has been trying to hold it back the last couple times I saw her. I keep telling her no don't hold it back, let it go baby, it's hot as fuck! I think she is the best out there for me at least she is way better than Coco. Although I heard Coco got some new breast implants. Has anybody seen them yet?

[Gibs789]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

The adventure continues!

What do we call this kind of post? "Doggy Files: Bonus Materials", or "Doggy Files: The Making of", or "Behind the Scenes with the Doggy Files"? I like the added color.

[Ilikebigone]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

Summer is the best! At one point, I thought Coco was on the top of the list but Summer beats her any day. I'm going to have to go see her today. I didn't know she was in town already.

[Manager9]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

Thanks for the reports. I am kinda impressed with your mongering enthusiasm and dedication to get some Asian puss. Have you been to SEA? I feel like you'd be in heaven there.

[KrDoggy]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

The adventure continues!

[Seattle Ampfan]

My Oasis visit was the worsts AMP experience I have had in the over 10 years of visiting them.

Thanks for the heads up! I tried visiting Oasis once in the past month, but nobody answered the door. Just as well.