Massage Parlor Reports

[Manager9]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

Thanks for the reports. I am kinda impressed with your mongering enthusiasm and dedication to get some Asian puss. Have you been to SEA? I feel like you'd be in heaven there.

[KrDoggy]

Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

The adventure continues!

[Seattle Ampfan]

My Oasis visit was the worsts AMP experience I have had in the over 10 years of visiting them.

Thanks for the heads up! I tried visiting Oasis once in the past month, but nobody answered the door. Just as well.

[Justice2001]

I might be in the area for a quick trip on Friday and I had intel on hot stone massage in Lynnwood but lost that DM. Anyone know the roster there? Who is the youngest? I know not much you can get there but that's what I'm looking for. Or still debating if I should just go to legend.

[KrDoggy]

Just a cut above the norm in this area. I have no illusions about these plausibility of 5 Os with me, but I appreciate her lying to make me happy!

Yumi on my short list, but repeats of many of these girls desperately needed. Suzy near the top. Dora asking, I'm a sucker for when they ask me to visit.

Decided to follow KrDoggy's adventures and check out one of the new girls at Blue Jade. Suzy also intrigued me with rumors of her offering BB and Greek as extra options.

...

I may repeat except there are so many choices. Jojo at Tokyo, Kelly at Q, maybe someone else. Decisions, decisions. I'll keep following KrDoggy's trail I guess, LOL. He hasn't lead me astray yet.

[CSnow]

Decided to follow KrDoggy's adventures and check out one of the new girls at Blue Jade. Suzy also intrigued me with rumors of her offering BB and Greek as extra options.

Scheduled and was late due to the rain and traffic, but communicated and got my appointment basically immediately when I got there. Got a chance to say hi to Lily and peck her on the cheek, she looks as good as ever and keeps things running smoothly.

Suzy came in into the room, and holy fuck she has a gorgeous face! Not Instagram model face but movie star face IMHO. She is a gorgeous fucking girl. Amazing kisser. Some of the best DFK. We kissed all the way to the front door as I was leaving. I had to stop myself otherwise I would've never left.

I didn't manage to get five Os out of her like KrDoggy but she said I got her two, and at the end of the session she gave me good extra long massage. She said to thank me for the Os. I certainly got mine as well, amazing, nice, deep, long BBBJ. She uses some oil on your balls and massages them during BBBJ, incredible. I almost popped there.

I also couldn't believe how nice and tight she was, one of the tightest girls I've been with in a while. My equipment is on the small size too. Yet she still was very snug and felt fucking amazing. Went through a few positions and finished with HJ while DFK, very explosive. She said she wanted it in her mouth and tried for it, but I really enjoyed kissing her. I swear she is the best kisser I've been with in a while. Comparing her with Sindy, I'd be hard pressed to make a choice.

Very nice MILF body, oozing sexuality and sensuality. Not quite a spinner, but large nice breasts and very nice in general. In every position she looked amazing. Especially with a mirror in front of us. Her face looking in the mirror while in doggy was something. Again almost finished there, really had to hold back.

Anyway, amazingly good time as always at Blue Jade. I mean it's only my third visit, but I feel like I've been going there for years. Nice and cozy and welcoming.

I did get to see Yumi for a second (not the same one as was in Tokyo Spa last month). She is a hottie as well. They tried to entice me into a 3-some for extra $100 but I decided to stick to one girl. $200 standard donation got me full hour with lovely Suzy.

I was hoping for BBFS for extra $100, but she wasn't having it today (or with me). She said she "loves condom". Oh well. Hopefully you have better luck if you want that. Greek wasn't offered either. I assume she needs to be ready for Greek. BBFS seems to be YMMV. Maybe I'll try my luck with Joey later this month. I'm not sure how those girls decide, maybe they flip a coin or maybe if the business is slow.

I may repeat except there are so many choices. Jojo at Tokyo, Kelly at Q, maybe someone else. Decisions, decisions. I'll keep following KrDoggy's trail I guess, LOL. He hasn't lead me astray yet.

[CSnow]

Way to hang in there and get what you wanted. I would have been long gone, and my fragile ego can not stand the idea of waiting around while my girl services another dude. My fantasy is that she is mine dammit, at least temporarily and that breaks it. Silly I know.

All that said, I am glad you found your way to the real Dora, she is remarkably consistent and one of the few providers I know that is good at everything. Really a nice girl too. Guarantee she gave some of your money to WeiWei.

She may be too good for that shop, when one girl a class above it creates these situations where the other girls get upset, glad you talked to the manager. You have way more patience and fortitude than I will ever have.

Thanks for all your Intel KrDoggy. Considering your preference for Irene, I think we have similar likes in women.

Yeah, normally I would've cut my losses and left, though I'm glad I didn't this time. Dora made me forget all the bad stuff. She's a keeper. She might be too good for that place. Maybe Lily / Blue Jade will snatch her? Or JM? So many options for her here, LOL.

[KrDoggy]

Way to hang in there and get what you wanted. I would have been long gone, and my fragile ego can not stand the idea of waiting around while my girl services another dude. My fantasy is that she is mine dammit, at least temporarily and that breaks it. Silly I know.

All that said, I am glad you found your way to the real Dora, she is remarkably consistent and one of the few providers I know that is good at everything. Really a nice girl too. Guarantee she gave some of your money to WeiWei.

She may be too good for that shop, when one girl a class above it creates these situations where the other girls get upset, glad you talked to the manager. You have way more patience and fortitude than I will ever have.

Booked an appointment at King Spa for Dora using the Rubmaps number. Got there on time. Parked and walked up, door opened immediately, the girl was waiting behind the door for me. Immediately grabs my hand and says "I am waiting for you, I know you call, you have an appointment". I look at her and she seems quite a bit older than I expected. She is a spinner though and not ugly. I did make a mistake of not double-checking that she was Dora. I mean I showed up *exactly* on time, and she was waiting by the door saying she was my appointment girl. I know, I'm an idiot. I really should know better by now. Oh well, yet another thing to learn from, both for me and for the rest of you.

... (nightmare scenario)

Of course it's not 20 minutes but more like half hour. Dora comes in, all cheery and sweet like nothing happened. You have to give it to these girls, they all deserve an Oscar. She leads me to another room and gives me an amazing session. Good massage to start (very good massage). Medium strength, with good technique. Then she loses her dress and we have fun. Lots of teasing, kissing, body sliding, leading to the main event in a couple of positions. I was tired by then and while mostly in a good mood, still couldn't quite finish. She helped with CIM with a smile. Not only was she way hotter and younger than Weiwei, the session itself was amazing as opposed to barely passable with Weiwei. I am still pissed at having been tricked into fucking an auntie on standby, but oh well, partially the fault is mine. I should know better how much these places lie.

I don't think the manager knew. I got a text from him / her 20 minutes into my first session, the one with Weiwei, asking where I was and if I was coming. So he had no clue Weiwei tricked me and grabbed me at the door. I'm not sure if Dora knew what Weiwei did. I hope not. I don't think she did. I did text the manager and told him / her what happened and that I was going to see the right girl now. I never heard back.

So in the end I recommend King Spa. The manager didn't know what happened. And they did fix it in the end. I also highly recommend Dora. She's a sweetheart and one of the best sessions I had in my life. Her dirty talk is funny. "I love you, I love you, Husband, Husband", LOL. Didn't realize we were already married. Dora said she will be here at least all December, possibly January as well. I hope she stays and will repeat, especially now that I know what she looks like. Perfect body, surprisingly large natural boobs (C? D? Cute face. Her face is a bit on the wide side, but cute. Overall a perfect 10 for me. And really, really sweet.

I hope this serves as a lesson to Weiwei. She ended up fucking me for free. Neither one of us enjoyed it. Next time she might not try to steal a client or bait & switch.

[HifiMan]

If that is really her I will have to pay a visit for an old friend.

I was told by the booker they have a Beibei working there now (as of yesterday). I know some of you have seen her before so I just thought I would mention where she is located. However, I do not know if it is the same Beibei of TUMA fame.

[FurryKitty]

Got to check out Vicky at GS (green spa) in Renton, Another fine honey bun with massive tits on a slim frame and she's pretty too. I knew I was going to have a good time because of how playful she was from we met, she went straight for a hug and actually squeezed my butt and my package with both hands. Southern hospitality in the north west why not!!

Once we got to the room and the donation was given, She put music on and laid me on the bed and gave me one of the sloppiest blow jobs I was literally blown away! It was almost like she was having an exorcism. The way she sucked my cock and made eye contact almost made me spill my milkshake in her mouth.

Needed to chill out a bit and we went a quick showers, I had a little bit of fun shucking down her meaty oyster. Now the foreplay was done it was time to do the deed. Back in the room Vicky just tore off my towel and inhaled my cock once more. It was almost like she had not seen a dick in so long because her moans and skills seemed very natural, no way in hell she was faking it. I wasn't going to just pop from a BJ and not try to put her pussy through the wringer. She handed me the rubber and she then gets on top of me and is just riding me so good while her big breast's strategically hit my face. She then says to fuck doggy, Which after a long and grueling match, she made me cum.

We relaxed a bit and spooned till the time ran out.

[KrDoggy]

In all honesty she is just incredible. I can't think of when I have had more fun.

Think we can pretty much say you were "up-to-Joey" today, Big Dog.

[CSnow]

Booked an appointment at King Spa for Dora using the Rubmaps number. Got there on time. Parked and walked up, door opened immediately, the girl was waiting behind the door for me. Immediately grabs my hand and says "I am waiting for you, I know you call, you have an appointment". I look at her and she seems quite a bit older than I expected. She is a spinner though and not ugly. I did make a mistake of not double-checking that she was Dora. I mean I showed up *exactly* on time, and she was waiting by the door saying she was my appointment girl. I know, I'm an idiot. I really should know better by now. Oh well, yet another thing to learn from, both for me and for the rest of you.

She leads me into the room. The hallway is dark, the room is dark, I can't see her that well. I know KrDoggy is into MILFs, so I figure maybe she'll blow me away with her service even though she's definitely older than I normally go for. Give her $200, tell her I want an hour. She says OK. I remember someone said there's a table shower. So I ask for that. She takes me there, and it's pretty well lit, and she's definitely older than expected. Probably mid 50's if not early 60's. Definitely more of a GILF than MILF. As many Asian women she looks better at that age than most white girls in their 30's, but I still can tell the mileage. I am committed, so I am still hoping for good service. Table shower is shitty. No play, she just washes me.

Back to the room. She drops on her knees and asks if I want BBBJ. A red flag, I would think a good provider wouldn't even ask it. I say yes, she says then it's 40 minutes only. Another red flag. By then I am figuring it will be a shitty session and KrDoggy has shitty taste (my bad, KrDoggy is the man). So she starts with decent BBBJ, then she wants 69. I'm not really into it, though her body is surprisingly nice, but you can tell from the skin she's an auntie. None of that youthful silky feel at all. We go through a couple of positions. I can definitely see she's showing her age. I know the only way I'll finish will be with CIM, and at least she's willing to do that. Took all of my powers of concentration to finish, but I managed. She starts telling me that's extra (after we were done). I just laugh. She cleans me up with a towel. I get up and start getting dressed. She is worried at this point, asking if I liked it and if I want massage. We are like only 25 minutes into the appointment. I tell her no, I just want to go. This is where she finally tells me her name is Weiwei. I am dumbfounded. I tell her I had an appointment with Dora. Where is Dora? She says Dora is busy. I tell her I want to see Dora right now. She leaves, calls Dora, interrupt some other session I guess. I am pretty pissed at this point and don't really care. Dora comes in. Actual Dora. Young, beautiful, sweet. I am pissed beyond belief now. They say come back see Dora next time. I can't even speak, I just get up and walk out.

I sit in my car a couple of minutes and decide fuck it, not this time bitches. Go back, and to my surprise Weiwei lets me in. I show her the texts with the booker (manager as it turned out). I ask her why did she tell me I am seeing her, when the texts clearly show I am scheduled with Dora. She starts trying to come up with excuses, but they are obviously all lies. I tell her I want her to give my money to Dora, and I want to see Dora today, not some other time but now. She brings Dora in and in front of me hands her over the money. Dora is apologetic and sweet and says she can see me in 20 minutes and will give me a full hour. She asks if I will tip Weiwei. I say fuck no, she lied to me, why would I tip her. They both let it go. Weiwei offers to massage me while I wait. I tell her to leave the room. I sit and listen to Dora fucking someone else in the room next to me. No, it's not a turn on.

Of course it's not 20 minutes but more like half hour. Dora comes in, all cheery and sweet like nothing happened. You have to give it to these girls, they all deserve an Oscar. She leads me to another room and gives me an amazing session. Good massage to start (very good massage). Medium strength, with good technique. Then she loses her dress and we have fun. Lots of teasing, kissing, body sliding, leading to the main event in a couple of positions. I was tired by then and while mostly in a good mood, still couldn't quite finish. She helped with CIM with a smile. Not only was she way hotter and younger than Weiwei, the session itself was amazing as opposed to barely passable with Weiwei. I am still pissed at having been tricked into fucking an auntie on standby, but oh well, partially the fault is mine. I should know better how much these places lie.

I don't think the manager knew. I got a text from him / her 20 minutes into my first session, the one with Weiwei, asking where I was and if I was coming. So he had no clue Weiwei tricked me and grabbed me at the door. I'm not sure if Dora knew what Weiwei did. I hope not. I don't think she did. I did text the manager and told him / her what happened and that I was going to see the right girl now. I never heard back.

So in the end I recommend King Spa. The manager didn't know what happened. And they did fix it in the end. I also highly recommend Dora. She's a sweetheart and one of the best sessions I had in my life. Her dirty talk is funny. "I love you, I love you, Husband, Husband", LOL. Didn't realize we were already married. Dora said she will be here at least all December, possibly January as well. I hope she stays and will repeat, especially now that I know what she looks like. Perfect body, surprisingly large natural boobs (C? D? Cute face. Her face is a bit on the wide side, but cute. Overall a perfect 10 for me. And really, really sweet.

I hope this serves as a lesson to Weiwei. She ended up fucking me for free. Neither one of us enjoyed it. Next time she might not try to steal a client or bait & switch.

[PeterHouston]

I was told by the booker they have a Beibei working there now (as of yesterday). I know some of you have seen her before so I just thought I would mention where she is located. However, I do not know if it is the same Beibei of TUMA fame.

[PeterHouston]

My Oasis visit was the worsts AMP experience I have had in the over 10 years of visiting them.

Had an appointment at Oasis on 15 the ave west the other day. Arrived on time and was met by Lili- probably early 40's. Just kind of opened the door and let me in. Not much of a greeting. Appeared like she was unhappy and bored with the whole thing and wanted to be doing something else. That should have been enough for me to leave but sadly I did not. Paid for an hour massage. Did about 5 minutes of sliding her hands across my back and legs. No pressure. No massage. Just sliding. Gave her the tip. Top was lifted and skirt came off. Started a very mechanical HJ with boredom all over her face and actions. Allowed upstairs roaming but nada down south although that was supposed to be included (maybe language barrier to be fair). She was a total turn off. I was ready to take my losses and leave. Someone came to the door and she went down the stairs to answer it and led him to a room. Then she stood in the entry hall and made no effort to climb the stairs back to me. I could see this on the video screens in the room I was in. Which was fine. I had no interested in her at all. Got dressed and left. She did open the door for me when I left. Will never go back. I had texted them a week earlier and was told I could "get whatever you want" when asking about certain services. This was patently not true. I could not. I asked and was told no.

Lili obviously knew I was not happy as by the time I left UU there was a text from the booker asking about my experience. We went back and forth. He offered me a discount on my next visit. I said no thanks. I thought about it over night and texted the next day saying I should get a refund of the tip. He said they could not do that (of course they could if they wanted) and that is where it ended.

When I left Oasis I went down the street a block to UU. When I walked into UU it was exactly 30 minutes after I arrived for my appointment at Oasis (having paid for an hour massage). Greeted by Anna. Probably early 40's as well. Very pleasant woman. Nice smile. Good massage. Attractive. Natural C's. Good standard services. Great attitude. Standard tip. I will definitely see her again. Said she would be here 2 weeks or 2 months (I was unclear).

She is obviously not a young smoke show as many of you like, but well worth visiting. The type of experience I needed after the fiasco at Oasis.

[Gibs789]

When the fuck toy turns you into a fuck toy something is right with the world.

Think we can pretty much say you were "up-to-Joey" today, Big Dog.