Massage Parlor Reports

[PeterHouston]

My Oasis visit was the worsts AMP experience I have had in the over 10 years of visiting them.

Had an appointment at Oasis on 15 the ave west the other day. Arrived on time and was met by Lili- probably early 40's. Just kind of opened the door and let me in. Not much of a greeting. Appeared like she was unhappy and bored with the whole thing and wanted to be doing something else. That should have been enough for me to leave but sadly I did not. Paid for an hour massage. Did about 5 minutes of sliding her hands across my back and legs. No pressure. No massage. Just sliding. Gave her the tip. Top was lifted and skirt came off. Started a very mechanical HJ with boredom all over her face and actions. Allowed upstairs roaming but nada down south although that was supposed to be included (maybe language barrier to be fair). She was a total turn off. I was ready to take my losses and leave. Someone came to the door and she went down the stairs to answer it and led him to a room. Then she stood in the entry hall and made no effort to climb the stairs back to me. I could see this on the video screens in the room I was in. Which was fine. I had no interested in her at all. Got dressed and left. She did open the door for me when I left. Will never go back. I had texted them a week earlier and was told I could "get whatever you want" when asking about certain services. This was patently not true. I could not. I asked and was told no.

Lili obviously knew I was not happy as by the time I left UU there was a text from the booker asking about my experience. We went back and forth. He offered me a discount on my next visit. I said no thanks. I thought about it over night and texted the next day saying I should get a refund of the tip. He said they could not do that (of course they could if they wanted) and that is where it ended.

When I left Oasis I went down the street a block to UU. When I walked into UU it was exactly 30 minutes after I arrived for my appointment at Oasis (having paid for an hour massage). Greeted by Anna. Probably early 40's as well. Very pleasant woman. Nice smile. Good massage. Attractive. Natural C's. Good standard services. Great attitude. Standard tip. I will definitely see her again. Said she would be here 2 weeks or 2 months (I was unclear).

She is obviously not a young smoke show as many of you like, but well worth visiting. The type of experience I needed after the fiasco at Oasis.

[Gibs789]

When the fuck toy turns you into a fuck toy something is right with the world.

Think we can pretty much say you were "up-to-Joey" today, Big Dog.

[TheLoneSwede]

Thanks all. In town on business. Joey drained me then Yumi dragged me into another room for a nightcap. Yumi is more my type but both were awesome.

[Applepie067]

Popped into Tokyo today and met Lucky, she's a beautiful gal with a pretty face. She wore a white dress with black polka dots which fit her slender figure perfectly. She's got long brown hair running down to her shoulders with a sexy pair of manmade D's.

Gave her the donation and we got down to business right away. After our clothes came off, I laid on the table and we started to passionately kiss for a few minutes, the DFK make out session was so hot. She then moved to suck my nipples which I like so much, especially, seeing when she uses her tongue to flicker my nipples. The sensation is amazing at least for me. She saw my cock was happy so she moved on to an excellent BBBJ which lasted a few minutes until she asked for me to DATY which I immediately complied with her request. I love it when a girl knows what she wants. I ate her kitty like I hadn't eaten for days. As I heard her moans intensify I took it to hyper speed until she orgasmed and squirmed with pleasure.

Moved onto the main event after, she slipped on the cover on me and she climbed on top for some CG. She rode me like a wild horse for a few minutes and moaned with pleasure until she buckled in ecstasy once again. It's a good thing I can take a hard pounding myself and the cover helps with coming too early because sensation is lost, otherwise I would have came right with her. She ordered me to fuck her and I immediately followed her orders. I put her in doggy and seeing us in the mirror had me on edge to come but I wanted more so I had her assume the missionary position. I pounded away for a few minutes and she squirmed and orgasmed in pleasure telling me how good my cock feels pounding her pussy and I blew in the bag pretty soon afterwards.

Had a wonderful time with Lucky and she's definitely worthy of a repeat visit.

[KrDoggy]

After successfully starting the DF Fuck Toy series yesterday, I ate my Wheaties and decided to see what might be the ultimate fuck toy in the area.

Joey is actually much more than a FT, she has a great spinner, cheerleader shape and a cute face but mostly importantly she is JOEY, her brain is a sex organ and she has a joyfulness about her that is unparalleled. The other night I saw her sitting on the couch at BJ after I had a monster session with Suzy and every time I got close she just spread her legs wide and offered her kitty for me to lick, and I of course had to partake. I offered her some free food I had brought and she just pouted and said she wanted a banana, then grabbed so-called banana.

Today Joey met me at the door and immediately giggled with her hand over her mouth led me tip toeing down the hall to the very back room of sin. We got to the room and started DFK that felt like she was trying to touch my non-existent tonsils. I gave her my standard donation and I asked her to bring me some water for my water trick. She came back laughing with a cold can of Red Bull and a cold bottle of vitamin water. I told her I would let her drive this session, but don't forget to let me do DATY. She pushed me down on the table on my back took a big swig of Red Bull and went to work on my cock until it was at full attention. The cold Red Bull felt great, and she is about as good at BJs as you have in this whole area. I'm dying to get at her kitty by this point and she lays down and I go to work with Joey very actively grabbing my head, opening up her snatch with her hands, and giving me new ideas. Always smiling, giggling and laughing.

I gave her a Red Bull treatment as well as Vitamin water, she asked for a particular tongue technique and for the 2nd time in two days I had the distinct pleasure of surprising an experienced provider with an orgasm. Especially satisfying given Joey's renown. She decided it was her turn to show off and she asked me to get on all fours she proceed to do cat bath, TUMA, BLS, DT, and kind of an upside down throat fuck. Mercy! I scrambled around and we did 69 with me on top, the Os got easier to come by now. Each time it would happen Joey would get a look of smiling determination to show me something new. I laid on my back and she lubed me and did a killer slide on my johnson. Awesome sensation. We flipped around on her back and I guess the word can gotten around because she went for the cover without discussion. Awesome mish and K9 followed, she claimed another O in K9, was panting she liked my cock almost as much at my tongue (lies I am sure), then asked her to get on top, her view in CG one of the best, another O, she seemed machine gunning them now, and I popped along with her.

Once again just laughing away we sneaked across the room to the shower, waving at MMSs looking on cameras she washed me down and got her own shower, helped me get dressed and we practiced a new secret handshake that involves both our tongues. What a girl! Maybe the craziest coolest trip to an MP I have had.

When the fuck toy turns you into a fuck toy something is right with the world.

[CSnow]

I have met Sandy from S // dybestnuru, I have answered a few Nuru adds.

I have yet to find a Nuru massage like the movies.

Do we have anyone in the state that offers real Nuru?

Accidentally sent too early. Anyway, from someone that's done real Nuru at Japanese soapland, table shower with soapy body slide gives you 99% of the experience. JM girls normally do it pretty well. Another good one in the US was in Vegas by Target on Flamingo. Had young hot Chinese girl body slide on me front and back for a few minutes in a soapy table shower. Like I said, you get about 99% of the same feeling, nice tight young girl all over you. Soap instead of nuru gel doesn't matter that much.

What they don't show you in Nuru videos is how fucking slippery the floor is as well. Hard not to kill yourself getting on or off (meaning real Nuru with rubber mattress). Also my girl told me to hold the top of the mattress with both hands or else we both would have slid off.

Now, which local places besides JM have table showers where the girls will body slide? I've been to a few years ago where they just washed you, and that doesn't do much for me.

[CSnow]

I have met Sandy from S // dybestnuru, I have answered a few Nuru adds.

I have yet to find a Nuru massage like the movies.

Do we have anyone in the state that offers real Nuru?

Not in the state, sorry, but finally got me some of that in Tokyo, Japan (not Tokyo Spa in Renton, LOL).

Honestly though, soapy body slide in a place with a table.

[Vator2]

i have contacted a few about the vinyl air matress and gel. I have not followed through. It would take some planning but wow what a ride that would be!

yes lets do this.

[Bruster66]

I have met Sandy from S // dybestnuru, I have answered a few Nuru adds.

I have yet to find a Nuru massage like the movies.

Do we have anyone in the state that offers real Nuru?

I have contacted a few about the vinyl air matress and gel. I have not followed through. It would take some planning but wow what a ride that would be!

[Vator2]

I have met Sandy from S // dybestnuru, I have answered a few Nuru adds.

I have yet to find a Nuru massage like the movies.

Do we have anyone in the state that offers real Nuru?

[DrtyHarry]

I've heard great things about this place but entry is so in the middle of the street it's pretty uncomfortable to enter. How are y'all managing?

I stroll in like I own the place. I do not give a shit if it is on the open road. There is some good p*ssy at a decent price. That is all I care about. Never had a bad time there.

[KrDoggy]

LOL that is getting the site back on topic.

Wow Coco a baddie, now I want to hit it even more.

Maybe next month!

[JonnyWongCong]

He got rightfully banned, but not all the posts cleaned up. Some here enjoyed the smell of dirty laundry.

Wow Coco a baddie, now I want to hit it even more.

Maybe next month!

[Gibs789]

One breath of fresh air was, I made the appointment and Dora actually verified that my phone number was the one that made the appointment.

Love that.

[KrDoggy]

He got rightfully banned, but not all the posts cleaned up. Some here enjoyed the smell of dirty laundry.

Did I miss something? Someones got put on timeout again?