EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

My last experience there was awful. You couldnt pay me to go back. I posted about it. Dm me if you want more.

And while talking about the old days, anyone been to Maria's in the past year?

[ZzTopSterZz]

Does anyone even still go to this place? Irene used to text me every so often and that's even stopped.

Curious.

My last experience there was awful. You couldn’t pay me to go back. I posted about it. Dm me if you want more.

[Jesus Collins]

Does anyone even still go to this place? Irene used to text me every so often and that's even stopped.

Curious.

[JayKay8]

Booker sent me fake pictures that they used a couple of years ago, but they told me Mila was new, so I took a chance. I was surprised to see Alice open the door. She's 5'4", dirty blonde now, tattoos, and a nose ring. She's put on a tiny bit of weight, but her body is still 10/10. Less super tight teenager and more slightly curvy girl next door, but her tits are still incredible. B-cup, large puffy nipples, and improbably perky.

Alice / Mila hasn't improved her massage technique since I saw her last year, so I got the same sit-on-my-legs-while-rubbing-her-hands-on-my-back thing. The body slide is still incredible, though. On the flip, I feasted on her incredible tits, fondled her juicy ass, and rubbed her pussy as she stroked me. She then straddled me in the 69 position and let me touch her pussy while she stroked me. When I told her I was close, she sat up simulated rcg while she finished me.

The Good: Alice / Mila is very pretty. Face is 8/10, and body is still 10/10. Her finish was better this time, and I'll never get tired of feasting on those amazing tits.

The Bad: Still overpriced, even for an incredibly beautiful girl like Alice / Mila. I opted for the full hour + fully nude + mutual touch for 370, and it's honestly ridiculous that doesn't include DFK and DATY.

Still, I had a good time, and I'll keep using this service. I guess suckers like me is why they can keep their prices so high. Alice / Mila is here until Thursday (make sure you ask for Mila).

A few ads with the number I've been using to book:

https://chicago.trystpage.com/female...33017614766080

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158862101.html

https://springfieldil.bedpage.com/Es.../23371071.html

[Rocket Dork]

After a couple years now I'm still trying to find a good replacement for Sylvia. Tried everywhere. Even when I go grocery shopping or a big box store but no luck.

Sadly there is no replacement for Sylvia. Rocket Dork.

[ChgoGuySouth]

After a couple years now I'm still trying to find a good replacement for Sylvia. Tried everywhere. Even when I go grocery shopping or a big box store but no luck.

[JayKay8]

Sounds like the Noble Square girls have an apartment again not much further north than before. Around the Damen / North / Milwaukee intersection in Wicker. Not sure if its long term or temporary though.

Thanks for the heads up! Their new place feels a lot more private, and I like that the booker gave me a code to the door instead of having me wait around to be buzzed in.

I had a 1 hour session with Amanda. She's tiny, maybe 5' or 5'2", big C / D tits, and a little bit of pudge in her middle. She started off with a very perfunctory massage, and we started making small talk. The conversation meandered to where she was from (Ukraine) and her status in the US (and lack of work permit), and she joked about getting married for a greencard. I should have picked up on the red flags, but I was distracted by her incredible tits massaging my back. She started asking about me, and I made the mistake of telling her the truth. Big mistake. Her voice brightened noticeably, and I looked back to see her with a beaming smile. She starts pushing hard about dating, getting married, and lots of stuff I really, really don't want to talk about. I manage to smile and nod through it all, but I think it only encouraged her.

On the flip, her technique was relatively mediocre. Light grip and slow strokes don't really do it for me, but she did rub her amazing tits all over me. I had her straddle me in the 69 position so I could touch her pussy. She has the smallest, cutest pink little pussy I've ever seen. Made my mouth water with how tight and perfect it looked, but she made it clear the FIV and DATY was off limits. I rubbed her clit until she was dripping wet, and then put my thumb at her entrance. She stiffened and stopped stroking as I started pushing inside, but she didn't say no. I suddenly felt bad about pushing the limits with a girl that was talking my ear off about getting a marriage greencard, so I stopped. I ended up popping all over her tits as she stroked me.

I took a quick shower, and, what-do-ya-know, she was waiting at the bathroom door with a huge smile. She wanted to give me her instagram, wanted to meet up later for a date, and ever offered to come over to my place for some more fun. Little head was telling me to dive right in, but I knew where this was going and declined. She looked disappointed, and her little pout made me want to take her in my arms and kiss her sadness away. Instead, I gave her a hug, and then almost ran out the door.

The good: Amanda is cute (6/10 face, but 8/10 when she's smiling, 7/10 body with incredible tits and the most perfect pussy I've ever seen). She's easy to talk to, and had decent English.

The bad: Her technique isn't great, and I don't know if I could have even finished if she didn't have such amazing tits and pussy. It's still overpriced (200 hhr /230 hhr, +extra for mutual touch, +extra to touch pussy, +extra for kissing). No DATY, no FIV, no DFK. I did pay extra for kissing, but it felt so weird trying to kiss her tightly closed lips.

The ugly: I'm in this hobby so I don't have to deal with drama, and all this talk about dating and marriage made my skin crawl. I guess I'm just not the kind of guy who's willing to take advantage of a desperate pretty girl, or I'm smart enough to not put myself in a situation where I get stabbed by a woman scorned.

Overall, I had a good time. I really want to go back and see her, but the way she pushed for dating and stuff makes me hesitant.

[Coopertars]

Sounds like the Noble Square girls have an apartment again not much further north than before. Around the Damen / North / Milwaukee intersection in Wicker. Not sure if its long term or temporary though.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Last time I went to CTM (a couple months ago), the masseuse mix was 3 Caucasians / Europeans, 2 Latinas and a black. They all work different days during the week but it's pretty easy to text / call the booker to figure out the name of the girls working and their race / ethnicity.

Mariana (latina) is the only girl I've gotten CFS from. Everyone else was a HJ or nude / topless HJ.

Sofia (latina) was the only one drawing me back semi-regularly, but she left that place a while ago and appears to have a non-sexual job now and a fiance.

But I agree, wish there was more diversity in this space. Kinda asian'd out unless they're naturally built thick and curvy. Makes me want to travel to see how things are across the water.

If you have the time and money and enjoy traveling (not just for sex) go for it! There are beautiful women in all the eastern and Central European countries and the price to play is peanuts compared to the US. Go see famous cities like Prague, Budapest, Tallinn, Riga, Sofia, Bucharest, etc. Also Portugal is cheap and beautiful. Western Europe will enjoy your wallet and Russia / Ukraine are off limits obviously. I still travelled for work like I used to.

[Soulandis]

Ha, so it is closed, or what? Has anyone hit up CTM on montrose lately? Irenes? The Euro massage space is so dead, all we get in this section are posters about more rub down hand job artists vs the ole massage with he.

Last time I went to CTM (a couple months ago), the masseuse mix was 3 Caucasians / Europeans, 2 Latinas and a black. They all work different days during the week but it's pretty easy to text / call the booker to figure out the name of the girls working and their race / ethnicity.

Mariana (latina) is the only girl I've gotten CFS from. Everyone else was a HJ or nude / topless HJ.

Sofia (latina) was the only one drawing me back semi-regularly, but she left that place a while ago and appears to have a non-sexual job now and a fiance.

But I agree, wish there was more diversity in this space. Kinda asian'd out unless they're naturally built thick and curvy. Makes me want to travel to see how things are across the water.

[PeteMusk]

Assisted living? Seriously I haven't heard of anyone new in the basement for a long time. One would think the pipeline from Ukraine and Russia would have spilled over into this hobby, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Such a shame. At my age even 40 seems young and I'd be quite happy with that.

Ha, so it is closed, or what? Has anyone hit up CTM on montrose lately? Irenes? The Euro massage space is so dead, all we get in this section are posters about more rub down hand job artists vs the ole massage with he.

[ZzTopSterZz]

1290 looks deserted. Where did everyone go?

Assisted living? Seriously I haven't heard of anyone new in the basement for a long time. One would think the pipeline from Ukraine and Russia would have spilled over into this hobby, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Such a shame. At my age even 40 seems young and I'd be quite happy with that.

[ChgoGuySouth]

1290 looks deserted. Where did everyone go?

[JayKay8]

Are they back in Noble Square or are they still hopping around at hotels? The couple of booker numbers I have for them have stopped responding, maybe they blocked me?

Still hopping around. The number in this ad works for me:

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158862101.html

[Coopertars]

Are they back in Noble Square or are they still hopping around at hotels? The couple of booker numbers I have for them have stopped responding, maybe they blocked me?