Massage Parlor Reports

**Dick Shadows** · 01-12-26 21:25

Originally Posted by FreeWilly55 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

Actually, I'll share a recent one. Soothing Hands in Simi on LA Ave. I don't see it talked about much, I work nearby so all the locals know what it is and they seem to get decent business. Simi PD has showed up a few times during the day for inspection. So they know too.

I went on a slow Saturday night. Walked in, they had a sort of entrance / waiting room with an ATM. Girl stood behind a door in the next room to see what I wanted. Went it with little expectations but got petite Chinese girl named Wendy, kinda dark inside so difficult to see but short height, decent size naturals up top falling out of the dress. I like naturals and petite so I hit the atm. My Chinese sucks but I like to talk and it helps break down barriers. She was shy but eventually the barriers came down. There was less massaging and more jokes, but quickly to why I was there. 5 to the house and 1. 6 to her. Cute girl, decent sized naturals, petite, very soft skin. From there she got down and went to work uncovered. And she was good. Covered on the inside. She insisted on giving me a proper massage afterwards but just more joking really.

I have my favorites, but as a VC resident I'd see Wendy again before hitting the Valley unless my favorites move to the Valley.

**NotTheFace** · 01-11-26 18:50

Originally Posted by FreeWilly55 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

I tried it out on recommendations from here about a month or two ago. Was pretty average to below average compared to what I get from places I'm a regular at. Girl was young and pretty, even though she wasn't wearing makeup. But it was a bog standard rub and tug and the girl was robotic.

**FreeWilly55** · 01-10-26 19:22

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

**SimiGuy** · 01-02-26 21:37

Originally Posted by Tguffin [View Original Post]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

Hotel girls are hit and miss. I have had good luck there a few times.

**Punker4321** · 12-29-25 05:46

Originally Posted by Jroll [View Original Post]

I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.

This place has been closed for over a year for sure. I don't remember the gals name or if she went somewhere else, unfortunately.

**Jroll** · 12-19-25 21:07

I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.

**NotTheFace** · 12-07-25 15:08

Originally Posted by Tguffin [View Original Post]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

If the ad has pictures of photoshopped young Korean girls and it brings you to a Motel 6, you are going to be greeted by a granny in a room that smells like cigarettes.

**Tguffin** · 12-07-25 00:11

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

**HorsePit** · 12-03-25 22:32

She's still there, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.

Originally Posted by JoeDokes [View Original Post]

Is she still there? I haven't seen her in a longtime but she was very clean and very sensual.

**FreeWilly55** · 12-01-25 12:17

Originally Posted by HorsePit [View Original Post]

Which place has Wendy?

BAMBOO on thousand oaks blvd.

**HorsePit** · 12-01-25 08:53

Which place has Wendy?

Originally Posted by FreeWilly55 [View Original Post]

It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible!

**FrozenRope** · 11-29-25 12:00

EasyHome setting the standard for comprehensive area reviews for this under-served geography. We're in between everything on every site; it can be hard to track down ads that apply here. Technically, I count as "Los Angeles" but that is 45 to 60 min away or more. The LA county side is a good place to run an AMP, the only LE action I have heard about in 20+ years was a place owned by someone from Ventura County that got busted by their sheriffs and owned multiple venues. It's tougher on the Ventura County side. In my experience, HE is left alone and chatted up FS is busted, though it might take years. Keep it chill, fellas.

Inserting some items below, mostly non-erotic but I know some folks love the hunt. Good luck, it will almost certainly not happen. But if you actually want a good massage:

After Oro Vita, insert The Dream Massage. This business is legit, but her other business is not. Their name is on Yelp and you can piece it together with other sites. Pretty Latina, excellent therapeutic massage. High rates for the area, but has specials on the legit side. I wouldn't try to cross the streams here. I haven't, but get that vibe. Go solidly one way or the other. Make a deposit, set up an appointment. No walk-ins, in an office building, discreet in that sense.

Still E to W, Li Massage is next. Best legit massage in the Conejo. Private rooms, have showers (you will be lonely). Amazing Asian-style massage, great owner, but she does not fuck around. There will be no funny business at Li Massage. Strip mall, but private, you'll know what I am saying if you see it.

After Body Sculping (or whatever they are now) next is Eden Massage. Strip mall, no back entrance, but no funny business, so it doesn't matter. Can spot it by the guy smoking out front (barf). The ladies are nice, the massage is OK, but the separation is just floor to ceiling sheets, and kind of expansive, so I felt more naked than usual. Asian massage is OK.

Before Relaxation Station is Massage Yini, hard to find in an office building. Legit, upscale business. Expensive, like 120+ per hour. Spa setting for rich locals that don't want to splurge on even more expensive spas around here (there are a million). Great therapeutic / Asian massage, but pricy.

Four Seasons Wellness Center is parallel to Malie Thai. Obviously legit, and you might see a celebrity. Incredibly expensive but an amazing therapeutic spa day if that's your thing.

See my previous posts for discussion of Eternity Massage (before Orion E to W), Zen Day Spa (just W of Bamboo Health), and the Ocean Massage that is literally a block E of Ocean / Seven Oaks.

Originally Posted by EasyHome [View Original Post]

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts...

**FreeWilly55** · 11-28-25 20:23

Originally Posted by JoeDokes [View Original Post]

Great set of reviews!! Thank you.

It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible!

**HermosaSurfer2** · 11-27-25 22:01

Originally Posted by HorsePit [View Original Post]

Any real reviews on Jennifer? Seems to be a lot of BS reviews. Is she worth the trip out there?

That guy who leaves those is a pathetic tweaker. He's been shut down there and so he's taking his frustrations out on a girl there. It'd be funny except for the fact that the reviews he leaves are the kind that will get the place shut down.