Massage Parlor Reports

[Pynchon]

Hello gentlemen, here for work for a couple of weeks. I passed by this place and wanted to know if it was worth it (damage, options) or any other recommended places nearby. Looking for more than the L1. Feel free to PM. Thanks!

[CakeLover13]

Thanks for the advice, same here I won't pay for RM or any other review site, just not trustworthy. I simply try and use my spidey senses and google, I. E. If you find a place and google it then look at the reviews, if 90% or more of the reviewers are female, that usually tells me stay away. I'll try out your search methods thanks.

Yeah I stopped paying for RM. They have reviewers who all review the same set of parlors over and over. It's pretty blatant if you poke around. Some don't do that. I wish you could filter out the shills like you can here. I would still pay for that.

If a parlor has credible reviews it's pretty easy to pull out field values. In the advanced search, enter the parlor name, state, and date added of say last 30 days, and then go through the fields and select values and see when it stops finding that parlor.

You can't see which descriptor hits for a particular girl, but you can find which parlors allow FS, or have a girl of a particular build, that kind of thing.

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[Lolx123]

Anyone been to Broadway Massage lately? Been a while since I've been, stopped going after Angela left. Anyone worth seeing now?

[Coopertars]

New place is next to the old one. Looks very nice inside and way better shape than the old place. Shower is way better too. Alice is okay, humongous nipples. Looks nothing like the photo. Not the best L3. BBJ was weak. No DFK, LFK at best. Would not recommend. Saw Sasha when walking out. Looked nothing like her picture as well. Have not been there forever and should have stayed away.

Did you catch a view of Valentina? I'm sure the pictures are not accurate at all but if she's anything close to the pictures I'd be very inclined to go.

[MikeJones6969]

Tina from enjoy life on Belmont is the way to go def a good time.

I've heard about a Tina at H Wellness, a Tina at Enjoy Life, and a Tina at Life Well. All within blocks of each other.

Are these different girls? Or?

If anyone has any experience. I'm looking for great backwalking, not hard, but more like massaging with feet, and a little playful / kinky with it too.

Doesn't necessarily have to be in that area. But it's interesting that they all are close to each other.

DM if you prefer. Hoping to visit this afternoon.

[Dirt McGirt14]

I just contacted them and they are still using the place that they closed down. Has anyone been there recently? How was it? Has anyone had Alice?

New place is next to the old one. Looks very nice inside and way better shape than the old place. Shower is way better too. Alice is okay, humongous nipples. Looks nothing like the photo. Not the best L3. BBJ was weak. No DFK, LFK at best. Would not recommend. Saw Sasha when walking out. Looked nothing like her picture as well. Have not been there forever and should have stayed away.

[Rayray773]

I just contacted them and they are still using the place that they closed down. Has anyone been there recently? How was it? Has anyone had Alice?

I was there a week ago. It's in the pace next door now but felt safe and you can still park in the same lot and go in the back way. I saw Helen, she was as nice but didn't look that much like the ad and they advertised services that aren't actually offered. Decent time.

[Dirt McGirt14]

I just contacted them and they are still using the place that they closed down. Has anyone been there recently? How was it? Has anyone had Alice?

[BenBeck]

This one is not fake, its legit and real. I live a block away.

Have you visited?

Also, any seniors visited who can vouch?

BB.

[GreenBandito]

Go with your spidey sense with RM. Over 90% of those are fake. It'd at least be more believable if those reviewers would review the the same girl but yet there's an endless stream of young hotties apparently. I was actually banned for trying to call all the fake ones out. RM is shady as hell. Is just not the Chicago ones either, I tried seeing if it would be different in LA and Vegas. Nope.

This one is not fake, its legit and real. I live a block away.

[Perversity]

Go with your spidey sense with RM. Over 90% of those are fake. It'd at least be more believable if those reviewers would review the the same girl but yet there's an endless stream of young hotties apparently. I was actually banned for trying to call all the fake ones out. RM is shady as hell. Is just not the Chicago ones either, I tried seeing if it would be different in LA and Vegas. Nope.

Yeah I stopped paying for RM. They have reviewers who all review the same set of parlors over and over. It's pretty blatant if you poke around. Some don't do that. I wish you could filter out the shills like you can here. I would still pay for that.

If a parlor has credible reviews it's pretty easy to pull out field values. In the advanced search, enter the parlor name, state, and date added of say last 30 days, and then go through the fields and select values and see when it stops finding that parlor.

You can't see which descriptor hits for a particular girl, but you can find which parlors allow FS, or have a girl of a particular build, that kind of thing.

[Moss734]

Has anyone actually been to Happy Angel on the 3200 block of and Belmont?

RM has dozens of reviews, suspiciously all 5 star, almost none of them for the same provider. I counted 17 different names in about 20 reports, all within the last couple of months.

This smells funny.

Anyone care to weigh in?

BB.

Go with your spidey sense with RM. Over 90% of those are fake. It'd at least be more believable if those reviewers would review the the same girl but yet there's an endless stream of young hotties apparently. I was actually banned for trying to call all the fake ones out. RM is shady as hell. Is just not the Chicago ones either, I tried seeing if it would be different in LA and Vegas. Nope.

[BenBeck]

Has anyone actually been to Happy Angel on the 3200 block of and Belmont?

RM has dozens of reviews, suspiciously all 5 star, almost none of them for the same provider. I counted 17 different names in about 20 reports, all within the last couple of months.

This smells funny.

Anyone care to weigh in?

BB.

[Wenger]

Does anyone know if the spas are open on thanksgiving?

I know Relax in Glen Ellyn is. Ewa mentioned that it will most likely be slow so if you're able to visit they will most likely be appreciative.

[Beckert6115]

Posted in the other thread but sharing.

Since everyone's always asking, going to try to put together a comprehensive list of the providers I've seen. If you have additional questions, feel free to PM me.

Super helpful report. It can be hit or miss especially if you don't know who to ask for.