Massage Parlor Reports

[GiddyD]

I wasn't going to post this review but after seeing the previous report on Tina, I wanted to add that he wasn't alone. I made the long drive from Brevard based on all the glowing "wild & freaky Tina" reviews and picked her over Amy / Emi with 5 stars. Tiffany has always treated me right in the past, so I figured it could wait a little longer. Walked in, place was dead (which I liked) on turkey day, this was my first time at this particular spa so I was interested as how the experience would be. Sophia greeted me, I asked for Tina and into the room I went. Tina comes out, big hug, nice body, looks exactly like the recent reports have described. Asked for the hour, this is when the money drama started, I gave her $$. 40, then suddenly ". 6 more, no fun" I said I only had $$. 80 on me hoping for fun. She kept pushing, so I gave her the. 40 she kept pushing for more and I told her that was all I had she promised "everything included now. " if I gave her more so the little head completely in control and going by the reviews gave $$ 80 up front, then she vanished for a few minutes.

Came back, told me to strip. No table shower just a quick standing alcohol spray-down, which was weird. Started strong with an excellent BBBJ (probably the highlight). But halfway through another monger walked in she got glued to the camera, knocking on the door, quick Chinese exchange, door locked again. Mood killer. DATY was on the menu and she seemed into it for a minute, but then it was straight to "okay, cover" and rushed CG. Zero energy from her, kept hurrying me along. When I finished she immediately scolded me with "you supposed to tell me before!" totally killed whatever was left of the vibe.

I fell for the hype and the little head fever. Tina might have off days or might just be burned out, but this was easily the most rushed and disappointing session I've had in years. Plenty of reviews say she's fire on the right day, but Thanksgiving was not that day. Next time I'll either try Amy / Emi and just save the long drive. YMMV, but just know the money game at the door, I know the seasoned vets would have walked away and not given in, this was the first time it happened to me, but the reviews were so glowing I thought it wasn't going to be different. Well, I could say more but I don't want to cause a ruckus.

[Bearing100]

Better to be safe than sorry IMHO.

Like the good Dr said, it's better to just leave these locations if the girls are being too pushy. At the moment you request your money and show you're ready to walk and have control over your loins, you turn the tables on the woman holding your balls hostage. You're setting yourself up for a terrible adventure with lackluster service or having your time shorted anyways. Always be ready to walk. For those of you that remember Semoran Spa, if I spotted a potential lady I wanted to have fun with behind the door. I'd take my happy ass all the way to 7/11 across the parking lot to avoid using their ATM. That showed I really don't bring cash and to get me to go get more $ would be a huge obstacle.

I always just take in with me the exact cash I intend to spend. No wallet, no phone. Not for fear of theft, but I can show that's all that I have and no other cash or cards. Take it or leave it.

[Gruglok]

This isn't that difficult. While not everyone is equally "skittish" about AMPs, there are a lot of guys that have reported here how they never take their wallet or cell phone into the AMP (ostensibly for safety against the (imagined) threat of theft ... real or not). In any case, these girls are familiar with the concept of *some* guys not toting all their banking information into the spa.

So... when offered the ATM, the BEST response is just to say you didn't bring your ATM card. If they're REALLY pushy and invite you to go to your car and GET IT, the response is simply that you didn't bring it with you AT ALL and left it home. Frankly, if they're pushing that hard to get more money from you, it's probably best to just leave altogether. In most cases at the particular AMPs being discussed on this topic, they're going to drop it the instant you say you don't have any more money.

I am one of those that believes it to be terrible practice to bring in your wallet / cell phone into one of these places. These women are running around while you're getting TUMA in the shower and have complete access to your wallet for stealing CC#'s or other info to be sold on the black market. I know some may convince themselves these women really love the O's you give them and that those hugs are genuine. Buts it's all business IMHO. I'll also admit this is all speculation on my part, but I've had issues that lead me to this conclusion, there's very little exposure of my data and I noticed my credit cards were regularly being 'hacked' during the same period I'd take my wallet into certain AMP's. I haven't had an issue since leaving my personal items elsewhere.

The cell phone is also another issue, I personally do not want my WiFi pinging off of routers and creating a link to my presence in an area. So at the very least go into air mode.

Better to be safe than sorry IMHO.

Like the good Dr said, it's better to just leave these locations if the girls are being too pushy. At the moment you request your money and show you're ready to walk and have control over your loins, you turn the tables on the woman holding your balls hostage. You're setting yourself up for a terrible adventure with lackluster service or having your time shorted anyways. Always be ready to walk. For those of you that remember Semoran Spa, if I spotted a potential lady I wanted to have fun with behind the door. I'd take my happy ass all the way to 7/11 across the parking lot to avoid using their ATM. That showed I really don't bring cash and to get me to go get more $ would be a huge obstacle.

[GoofyGoober1]

Stopped by VIP today for a session with Angel. After settling inside my designated room, Angel walked in with her bright sexy smile while looking all fresh and gorgeous, wearing a short skirt tightly wrapping her huge D-sized tits. Tossed her the donation for the hour, then she offered me to do a table shower with her which allowed me to explore every inch of her body. She took her time washing me thoroughly, with just the right amount of teasing during the rinse.

Back in the room, she started with a firm massage for a few minutes nothing too deep, just enough to relax. Then, she leaned over and let her hands explore, whispering if I was ready. Once I nodded, she got to work. I turned around and the main course started. She started by giving her full attention to little Johnny. BBBJ was wet, with just the right amount of suction and hand manipulation. She used slow, deep strokes, added tongue work underneath, and built up the rhythm gradually. No rushing. Let me touch her freely no flinching or pulling away. Got to see in person her trademark handstand BBBJ wall walk which was awesome. Pretty soon I was at full mast and ready to fuck, so she suited me up and got in position for the main event.

CFS started with her on top. She lowered herself slowly, moved her hips in a circular grind rather than just bouncing which caused the entire length of my rod to be fully engulfed by her tight pussy. Her rhythm was steady and deliberate. Then we switched to missionary her legs wrapped tight, moaning softly, making eye contact throughout while embracing and caressing my lower back. Finished in doggy, and she stayed engaged until the last moment topped by a nice and relaxing cuddling session.

Afterward, she cleaned me gently with a warm towel, handed me water, and walked me out. Absolutely a great session and I can see why she gets all these positive reviews.

[Dr Willy]

So if you say no extra money. How do you handle, well we have an ATM. I usually say the ATM is going to charge me $ 6. 00 to do the transaction and my banks charge me $ 7. 50 . So you give me 20 in cash and I'll look and see if I've got the funds.

This isn't that difficult. While not everyone is equally "skittish" about AMPs, there are a lot of guys that have reported here how they never take their wallet or cell phone into the AMP (ostensibly for safety against the (imagined) threat of theft ... real or not). In any case, these girls are familiar with the concept of *some* guys not toting all their banking information into the spa.

So... when offered the ATM, the BEST response is just to say you didn't bring your ATM card. If they're REALLY pushy and invite you to go to your car and GET IT, the response is simply that you didn't bring it with you AT ALL and left it home. Frankly, if they're pushing that hard to get more money from you, it's probably best to just leave altogether. In most cases at the particular AMPs being discussed on this topic, they're going to drop it the instant you say you don't have any more money.

If you were to try to tell them you don't want to pay the FEE for the ATM, or ask for a discount due to the fee, you're just as likely to piss them off with what they will interpret as a "cheapskate" attitude anyway. If you simply say you don't have the money today, there's no fault, no blame, no rankled feelings, and much less likelihood of getting a poor performance in response.

This all comes down to a little applied psychology and what to SAY to your host that will not only put them at ease, but also NOT PISS 'EM OFF! Some guys simply lack a little tact in this phase of the engagement, or have an attitude that, since they're PAYING for this, they have a right to behave any way they want (i.e. inappropriately, foolishly, or sometimes even rudely). While you should be able to simply decline service without penalty, it helps to realize that these girls aren't always reasonable about such things - whether you like it or not ('cuz they wants their MONEY!) - so anticipating such unreasonable behavior or reaction can help deflect that potential by use of a well crafted response to the (unwanted) offer of two girls.

[Nudeed]

Stopped by Blue dream massage spa today. It's on Fern Creek Ave, north of highway East 50.

Jojo was my provider for today's session and there's a few things that stand out about her. First, she loves to smile, which instantly puts you at ease when you walk through the door. She's got a fantastic attitude, super nice, no rush at all. Not a clock watcher. Paid her for an hour and she took me inside the room.

For those of you that actually are looking for a legitimate massage to go along with the full service, I highly recommend Jojo. She actually has wonderful massage skills. Strong hands, and knows how to use her elbows and forearms to thoroughly work out the knots in my back.

Time for the flip, told her I wanted everything and tossed her the donation. She then dropped to her knees and showed me her BBBJ skills. Eye contact galore. Great suction and pressure, superb attention to the shaft and the boys. I was at full mast in no time. Cover on, started with some CG. She got on top in the cowgirl position, and she was full of energy like a professional rider going up and down on my dick. While she was riding on my cock, I put both of my hands on her nice tits and loved the feel of her D-sized melons. Next we switched over to doggie style because I wanted to see that backside view of her nice ass as I was going to town on that tight pussy of hers. Pretty soon I blew in the bag. Excellent service with zero tipping issues, all smiles.

Great time at Blue Dream and I'll be back.

Hit up Blue Dream last night and they were dead except for one other Monger who left shortly after I arrived. The gal who meet me said her name was Jojo. Based on RFG's report I suspect that I may have been duped. While she was happy and smiling, her massage was average at best. Definitly not D size tits. Her tits had a small scar on each of them, top of her left and side of her right. Also it was a CBJ. And she was DEFINITLEY a clock watcher. One and done.

[HappyXxx]

Decided to try my luck at Butterfly with Tina. Got in, requested if Tina was available. I got placed next to the room she was occupying with another monger. Wait was not too long. Reports on her appearance are accurate. Tight body with nice MM's. Agreed to an hr with table shower for. 8 house and $6 tip, in line with a previous post. She asked if I had more but I stayed. At that price. Also as reported the table shower was nice and included a BBJ preview.

Back to the room for some DFK, followed by 69 and standing mish. The FS was more rushed and a little mechanical, but to be fair I was at least number two on a back to back game without any break so I can't blame her there. The tough part about AMPs is that generic cover that at least for me is really sensation killing. I changed it up to a Russian finish to get that cover off and managed a nice pop. Tina was surprised and rushed off for a quick rinse before walking me out.

She did ask that I come back and tell everyone to come visit her there.

Got a text earlier that Tina (Daphne) will be there the whole month of December as well.

[Big Bob III]

Good point. Or try another approach by telling them; you know what you just reminded me. I shouldn't be spending on you too! If I save 3 or 4 more times like this, I can buy the 100 inch tv Best Buy has on sale. It'll be so much more fun watching porn on it over and over again!

So if you say no extra money. How do you handle, well we have an ATM. I usually say the ATM is going to charge me $ 6. 00 to do the transaction and my banks charge me $ 7. 50 . So you give me 20 in cash and I'll look and see if I've got the funds.

[BackShooter]

Now that this example has played out and demonstrated the (potential) unpleasant consequences of turning down repeated offers for them to take more of your money, an alternative approach comes to mind that might help avoid this type of unpleasantness.

I've done this many times and it's never failed me: When I know I don't want to go for the "two girl option", upon the very first hint of the offer, I simply say something like "Oh! I'd really love to do that ... but I didn't bring any more MONEY this time!" As soon as they realize there's no additional money available, you'd be amazed at how quickly the subject is totally dropped... you might even notice a stiff breeze, if the second girl is in the room, by the speed with which she turns and whisks herself out of the room. LOL! I might even add the comment "... but I'll bring more money NEXT time!" (in case I need to add that to keep them happy with the prospect of potential future earnings).

So if you say no extra money. How do you handle, well we have an ATM. I usually say the ATM is going to charge me $ 6. 00 to do the transaction and my banks charge me $ 7. 50 . So you give me 20 in cash and I'll look and see if I've got the funds.

[HappyXxx]

Last night before Kelly and I finished talking we planned a time to meet today (12:30) I rolled into M and why to see my girl for, I don't know maybe for the 15th time this month. Kelly grabs me and we make out like we haven't seen each other for a while. I see a familiar face (sugar) and she says hi * , I was surprised she remembered me, since I have never tried her (she's only heard me fucking others) she says easy to remember your sexy voice! Sweet girl! (Open menu with her boys). It's dead ass slow there when I walked in but within two minutes three others come through the door. Kelly says wait here (room by the back door) our favorite place to fuck other than the shower room. She comes back in and says" baby I miss you I haven't seen you in 3 days but feels like 3 years, and I'm leaving in a couple days and won't see you for 2-3 months" love this girl!! I will miss you to babe.

Kelly and I set up shop in the back room and I lock the door behind us. Sugar did an excellent job handling all of the customers other than one guy who waited until Kelly and I were finished (I don't blame you, she's awesome.) sorry we took so long. We used every inch of that room today and tried some new exciting things that she's never tried before (can't share all the details) on with show-she sits me at the edge of the bed and she made love to my dick with Her mouth, deep throating, sucking my balls with my cock laying on her face and sucking just the head tasting my pre cum! Then stood up turned around, leaning forward with her hands on the wall and then lowered herself on to me (grunting as he entered telling me he's too thick, and that she can't handle uncle's big dick from behind like that!) she was a dirty girl for sure today!! And had me raging hard and pretty fucking turned on. She rode my pole and she would squeal every time she went too deep, her fluids were dripping down my shaft and balls. Kelly pulls off and taps out and I pick her up and I put her in standing Mish and a couple other positions she enjoys but that kitty was so tight and I was so worked up she had me ready to explode within the first few minutes, which is rare for me. As she would get close I had to stop or I would've popped off right there. After unintentionally edging her for a few I was able to handle her grip and slow stroked her nice until she came hard!! She held me inside of her until she was done convulsing, She was going crazy and that pussy was all juiced up. After setting Kelly off a few times she needed a little break. After holding back a couple times it made it a little difficult for me to finish which led to a couple more big orgasm for her while face down on the bed telling me to fuck her deep and hard. I gave her a fucking like I haven't done in a while and I was surprised she could take me like that. She's Amazing!! But everyone knows that already. She's leaving Sunday.

Sugar is there now with Kelly and Angela arrives on Sunday. Rachel (Feya) should be arriving at M and why (orchid) or Tokyo as well.

[ProMonger1998]

Stopped by about a week ago. Drew Candy but opted for someone else as I'd experienced that ride before. 2nd draw was a short sweet MiMi I think her name was. Tiny but stocky with nice man mades and a cute face. Head game was nice then a few postions where she was vocal and encouraging, borderline rushing as they all do. Decided to go back to her head game when a tall beauty peaked her head in and tried to get me to go for 2. I was pretty close at this point so it was a no but mimi said some thing in Chinese and the taller lady came in and started licking me while mimi sped up her actions. Seemed to be just what I needed as I expolded in her mouth then they both disappeared. Good times.

[EvilChil]

A long time ago I was dinged in some way about suggesting someone was making a shill post so I am careful now not to do that.

Like someone with a low post count making a well written long positive post, no comment from me.

Anyway, so I thought Thanksgiving was possibly going to be a quiet day due to the Holiday so I went by Tokyo, I did call ahead and I was told there were 4 attendants working.

At the parking lot there were lots of vehicles, I don't usually get spooked by a few cars but this day this business is the only thing open and the vehicles are all like Denalis and Tahoes so I think I know the demographic. So I bailed thinking it was a sausage party.

Went by VIP, drew Coco. I almost walked because the lineup was definitely all well over 40, I'm quite familiar with the Asian age equations so I understand if some mongers think these girls are in their 30's, they are not.

Coco was ok, I don't really have a complaint, but I wouldn't repeat.

She did put in the work but I would have like to have seen her in the early 2010's.

[SwampRat414]

+1 to George on the review and recommendation. I had a similar experience this week when I slid by. Sweet lady if you are looking for a MILFy experience. Massage was solid and she took instruction on a few focus areas. I'd certainly make a return visit next time in the area. She seemed pleased with the standard tip which was great because talking about it ruins the mood.

Wanted to look for a new place today besides all the usual hotspots, and got recommended by a buddy to check out Blue Dream Massage spa on Fern Creek Ave, just North of highway East 50.

Walked inside the store and was greeted by a sexy lady named Annie. She looks like she's in her early 30's, had some nice curves on her, with long brown hair down to her shoulders, and a lovely rack that was popping out of her dress. Her tits are natural C's and just the right size to squeeze.

She greeted me with a sexy smirk, playfully grabbed my hand and took me inside the room. I handed her the donation to let her know that I wasn't there just for a massage. She got the hint pretty quickly, and we started off with some LFK and gentle fondling all over each other's bodies. Then I sat on the edge of the bed, and took off her bra, and feasted on her naturals Cs while squeezing her meaty ass, while she kissed my neck and ear.

She wanted to give me a display of her BBBJ skills, so she laid me on the table, got between my legs, grabbed my hands and placed them on the back of her head, then encouraged me to pound away. Her mouth is magical and I was enjoying every second of it..

[TopGun9181]

Take a trip to the Philippines. You will have a difficult time finding any girls over 5 foot.

Been on my bucket list for years LOL.

[MarkGew]

Popped in and like the other places it was slow. The girl who led me to the room insisted it was $$ . 4 for 30 min. After telling her it has never been that before she tried sweet talking me and eventually said it would be for a longer session with lots of TUMA. Being a fan of that I agreed (mistake 1) and handed her $$$ expecting change. (mistake 2).

After sitting in the room for 5 minutes Angel (the one with a 6 pack and bolt ons) walks in. More chatting and negotiating and says there's no change because it's a longer session. WTF? Finally we head off to the shower. The mat in the shower was so gross, deep cracks in it and possibly mold. The shower was absolute rubbish. 1 minutes washing, 1 minute body glide, 5 seconds of tuma then asks for me to flip. I ask for more tuma, 5 second and then says flip again. I was already frustrated and should have demanded my money and walked but stayed because I haven't fucked her before. (mistake 3).

Back to room, awkward "massage" including tweaking an old injury in my knee. Then her trademark wall walk while giving below average head. Eventually I just let her put the hat on and ride.

One thing that was good is her kitty and that view from the back. I beat it up doggy and missionary and was enjoying it enough that I didn't care about the other stuff or the overcharge. I asked for a second girl and pulled Bella. Nice ass, wet pussy with less grip which I typically prefer. Had my with with both for about 10 minutes before I filled the bag.

Angel realized I had paid for a longer session and provided some attention since it was so slow, but overall it was a pretty bad experience.

For $$ you could get 3 girls at several other spas and they would almost certainly let you go over 30 minutes.

Used to be appreciated showing up on a slow day.

Now, looking like all about recovering lost revenue.