Massage Parlor Reports

**Perversity** · 11-27-25 22:17

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Go with your spidey sense with RM. Over 90% of those are fake. It'd at least be more believable if those reviewers would review the the same girl but yet there's an endless stream of young hotties apparently. I was actually banned for trying to call all the fake ones out. RM is shady as hell. Is just not the Chicago ones either, I tried seeing if it would be different in LA and Vegas. Nope.

Yeah I stopped paying for RM. They have reviewers who all review the same set of parlors over and over. It's pretty blatant if you poke around. Some don't do that. I wish you could filter out the shills like you can here. I would still pay for that.

If a parlor has credible reviews it's pretty easy to pull out field values. In the advanced search, enter the parlor name, state, and date added of say last 30 days, and then go through the fields and select values and see when it stops finding that parlor.

You can't see which descriptor hits for a particular girl, but you can find which parlors allow FS, or have a girl of a particular build, that kind of thing.

**Moss734** · 11-27-25 14:40

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Has anyone actually been to Happy Angel on the 3200 block of and Belmont?

RM has dozens of reviews, suspiciously all 5 star, almost none of them for the same provider. I counted 17 different names in about 20 reports, all within the last couple of months.

This smells funny.

Anyone care to weigh in?

BB.

Go with your spidey sense with RM. Over 90% of those are fake. It'd at least be more believable if those reviewers would review the the same girl but yet there's an endless stream of young hotties apparently. I was actually banned for trying to call all the fake ones out. RM is shady as hell. Is just not the Chicago ones either, I tried seeing if it would be different in LA and Vegas. Nope.

**BenBeck** · 11-27-25 14:16

Has anyone actually been to Happy Angel on the 3200 block of and Belmont?

RM has dozens of reviews, suspiciously all 5 star, almost none of them for the same provider. I counted 17 different names in about 20 reports, all within the last couple of months.

This smells funny.

Anyone care to weigh in?

BB.

**Wenger** · 11-27-25 08:57

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if the spas are open on thanksgiving?

I know Relax in Glen Ellyn is. Ewa mentioned that it will most likely be slow so if you're able to visit they will most likely be appreciative.

**Beckert6115** · 11-26-25 23:32

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Posted in the other thread but sharing.

Since everyone's always asking, going to try to put together a comprehensive list of the providers I've seen. If you have additional questions, feel free to PM me.

Super helpful report. It can be hit or miss especially if you don't know who to ask for.

**Finley S** · 11-26-25 19:04

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

Is Nicole (Claire) a Latina? I went over this past weekend and the mama san was originally going to send in one of the older frumpier Asian ladies, I stopped her and asked if I could get this Latina that was standing in the hall. Pretty sure she said her name was Claire. Top notch massage with a great amount of teasing. The only bad news was the expected tip for L1 (and apparently that's about it--at least on your first visit with her). But she was attractive with a nice chest and like I said a really excellent massage. With the 1 hr deep tissue fee and tips I got out for just about $200 which was about $50 cheaper than one of the other options I considered, but more than the $150 I usually spend for the same service at Princess Thai.

Stopped by as I was in the neighborhood. Nadia was available. Excellent massage, but that's all.

**BenBeck** · 11-26-25 17:00

Originally Posted by MoonChaser9 [View Original Post]

They're probably different girls, but hopefully someone with firsthand experience can confirm.

Yes, there are at least two Tina's all within that stretch of Belmont, possibly three. I only know the two at Enjoy Life and Live Well, haven't bumped into one at Happy Smile.

At Happy Smile it's Mia, Coco and Jenny as far as I know.

The one you want, IMO, is at Enjoy Life.

BB.

**Englee** · 11-26-25 16:14

Originally Posted by MikeJohnsin [View Original Post]

Decided to try this place that a friend of mine recommended and I am glad I did. Appointment was easy to set up and they got me in right away. The place is super clean and has a cool lounge type atmosphere in the waiting intermediary room. Yuki has been my girl there and she is the absolute best. She is beautiful, easy to talk to with a laid back vibe and an incredibly warm personality that puts you right at ease. Her massages are super therapeutic while also being a magical relaxing hour that I never want to end. Great body massage to start out and then starts get more light and sensual and she works her way down. She takes me up and down teasingly me getting me rock hard and then going back into relaxing massage that gives me in a few moments of pure Zen. She uses her magic hands to keep me going as she eases into a prostate massage. That is part of the standard service here. She gets me to the edge and holds me there for as long as I can hold on. I always have the craziest most intense orgasms and leave feeling like a new man who has been drained dry. If you got the the cash it is worth a little extra to have her drop her D cups on your face. Super fun tits to play with. She works out a ton and keeps her body tight and looking good. Definitely recommend.

There has been so much talk of Yuki that I had to see her myself since her location is only a few blocks from my house. I messaged her after leaving Sound Spa disappointed with how the masseuse looked. Yuki was able to fit me in last minute. She does a decent massage. Her L1 was fantastic. I can honestly say her HJ is better than most bjs. She takes her time and really tries to make you feel good. I've had women just hammer away and told them to end the session. Yuki's technique reminds me a lot of Summer from the old Oakton Spa in Mt Prospect. She is worth repeating.

**MoonChaser9** · 11-26-25 11:35

Originally Posted by LuvitAtl [View Original Post]

I've heard about a Tina at H Wellness, a Tina at Enjoy Life, and a Tina at Life Well. All within blocks of each other.

Are these different girls? Or?

If anyone has any experience. I'm looking for great backwalking, not hard, but more like massaging with feet, and a little playful / kinky with it too.

Doesn't necessarily have to be in that area. But it's interesting that they all are close to each other.

DM if you prefer. Hoping to visit this afternoon.

They're probably different girls, but hopefully someone with firsthand experience can confirm.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-26-25 11:26

Does anyone know if the spas are open on thanksgiving?

**NCToyota** · 11-26-25 09:21

I'm coming to town for a few days and looking for a good L3 place in Chinatown. Going back a few pages, it seems like Earth and Tian have mixed reviews. Anyone have a recommendation on a place for reliable L3?

**SpaGuy21** · 11-25-25 18:02

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

She's going away for most of Jan and all of Feb. Had to L3 that perfect tang before the holidays.

She is a great lay but over time I kinda lost interest. Don't know what it is. She's young, cute, pretty nice body. Haven't hit that since before she last went to China, or wherever, and not rushing back. Guess she seemed more attractive when she was more UTR. It could be the fact that the last time I saw her, we were 69 ing for a while then when I started pounding away, she started sharing her period with me, hahaha. She swore I knocked it loose and she didn't know it was starting. Also, when I looked in the mirror, no red wings, so I believed her. But still, hot or not, it was definitely a boner killer. She made up for it orally so it ended well. Haven't seen her since though, hahaha.

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 11-25-25 16:09

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

She's going away for most of Jan and all of Feb. Had to L3 that perfect tang before the holidays.

What's the name of the spa?

**BiggoDawgGo** · 11-25-25 16:05

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

She's going away for most of Jan and all of Feb. Had to L3 that perfect tang before the holidays.

You talking about Vivi from Sunny spa on Halsted? If so she's never done l3 w me farthest I've gotten with her is L1 would love l3 it with her fine ass tho.