Massage Parlor Reports

**Ethan Miller** · 11-28-25 13:07

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

My experiences have been that chemistry really dominates every other factor in this hobby. Some really super popular girls in the past I just didn't click with and they just didn't click with me. On the other hand, some of my favorites rarely got very good reviews except from me.

I really think a lot of us forget how much Your Mileage May Vary. And I think a lot of mongers make a mistake when they are obsessively chasing a Sure Thing they hear about on fora like this.

Full disclosure: I've see Joey in the past and think she is awesome. 'nuff said.

Well said. Chasing reviews can be a letdown. Finding your own favorite is the real goal.

**Marko Ramius** · 11-28-25 10:39

My experiences have been that chemistry really dominates every other factor in this hobby. Some really super popular girls in the past I just didn't click with and they just didn't click with me. On the other hand, some of my favorites rarely got very good reviews except from me.

I really think a lot of us forget how much Your Mileage May Vary. And I think a lot of mongers make a mistake when they are obsessively chasing a Sure Thing they hear about on fora like this.

Full disclosure: I've see Joey in the past and think she is awesome. 'nuff said.

**KrDoggy** · 11-28-25 06:57

I try to be easy to connect to, but it sometimes just does not happen. Irene an example of a girl that is quiet and a little harder to get chemistry going with, with her looks many don't care. That Thai smile is worth some extra time and effort though.

(And Vivi is absolutely beautiful, inside and out).

Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova [View Original Post]

I think it's just a chemistry thing. I saw a provider everyone loves here, named Summer. She felt very mechanical and going through a routine, but everyone swore she's an ATF. She and I just didn't connect, and if I don't connect once, I won't bother trying again. To each their own. Like when someone said Vivi was not a looker but I think she's beautiful. We're all still individuals and won't have the same experience across the board. A lot of these girls are great at making us feel like kings, but it's not going to land 100% of the time and that's not a ding on either party.

**Trappin1719** · 11-28-25 06:32

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Visited Joey at Blue Jade yesterday. Gave her 200 right up front and got a 5 minute massage then she flipped me over for a BBBJ. I asked if BBFS was available and she said yes, for an extra $100, which I did not partake in. I must say my visit with her was slightly uncomfortable with her. She was professional and polite, but seemed to be uncomfortable with eye contact and wasn't playful. It was more of a mechanical performance. In her defense, though, I admit I am getting older and not as attractive as I was 20 years sgo (although I am slender and in great shape) so maybe she is grossed out by older guys. This isn't meant to be a criticism of her. I just felt zero chemistry. But, hey, I came, so it couldn't have been all bad, right??

Every now and then looks might matter but imo for the most part I don't think they do as long as a gent is well kept with hygiene, demeanor and is respectful. And even if you have all three like me LOL. You still can have a one off because chemistry, timing and the lady will always dictate how an appt will go. My personal theory is young and hot is fun af but I sorta feel like finding the right it MILF is the jackpot. Meanwhile the search can be half the fun but keep in mind we all going to take a few L's in the process.

**Trappin1719** · 11-28-25 06:23

Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova [View Original Post]

I think it's just a chemistry thing. I saw a provider everyone loves here, named Summer. She felt very mechanical and going through a routine, but everyone swore she's an ATF. She and I just didn't connect, and if I don't connect once, I won't bother trying again. To each their own. Like when someone said Vivi was not a looker but I think she's beautiful. We're all still individuals and won't have the same experience across the board. A lot of these girls are great at making us feel like kings, but it's not going to land 100% of the time and that's not a ding on either party.

It's def chemistry along with luck of the draw. It's bound to happen when you consider the volume of appointments factored in with the fact you never know what someone might be going thru or feeling in a given moment.

I think we all have probably felt the mechanical-ness that is a real thing in the AMP scene. Sometimes it's good to take a step back, get your fresh piece a mind back and find a new AMP or provider. Works for me.

**GeniusCasanova** · 11-28-25 02:18

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Hey Cookie, I don't think it was anything about you if you were clean and considerate like you say, and I don't think (as KrDoggy said) this is typical Joey either. It's not an old guy thing for sure, and you sound like you're in much better shape than I am! I have seen her probably a dozen times in the last couple of years, and I have seen her in the mood you mention only one time before. She had just been given a black eye. You have a right to feel disappointed when the provider seems distant, but when it's a provider who has a long and consistent track record of being a great provider, like Joey, I think it's very likely something else was going on. I'm not saying you shouldn't be disappointed if you didn't feel the magic, because I totally agree it's a huge disappointment. I'm just saying it's an outlier event. But I'm sorry you didn't get the usual magic.

I think it's just a chemistry thing. I saw a provider everyone loves here, named Summer. She felt very mechanical and going through a routine, but everyone swore she's an ATF. She and I just didn't connect, and if I don't connect once, I won't bother trying again. To each their own. Like when someone said Vivi was not a looker but I think she's beautiful. We're all still individuals and won't have the same experience across the board. A lot of these girls are great at making us feel like kings, but it's not going to land 100% of the time and that's not a ding on either party.

**Gibs789** · 11-27-25 23:05

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Visited Joey at Blue Jade yesterday. Gave her 200 right up front and got a 5 minute massage then she flipped me over for a BBBJ. I asked if BBFS was available and she said yes, for an extra $100, which I did not partake in. I must say my visit with her was slightly uncomfortable with her. She was professional and polite, but seemed to be uncomfortable with eye contact and wasn't playful. It was more of a mechanical performance. In her defense, though, I admit I am getting older and not as attractive as I was 20 years sgo (although I am slender and in great shape) so maybe she is grossed out by older guys. This isn't meant to be a criticism of her. I just felt zero chemistry. But, hey, I came, so it couldnt have been all bad, right??

Hey Cookie, I don't think it was anything about you if you were clean and considerate like you say, and I don't think (as KrDoggy said) this is typical Joey either. It's not an old guy thing for sure, and you sound like you're in much better shape than I am! I have seen her probably a dozen times in the last couple of years, and I have seen her in the mood you mention only one time before. She had just been given a black eye. You have a right to feel disappointed when the provider seems distant, but when it's a provider who has a long and consistent track record of being a great provider, like Joey, I think it's very likely something else was going on. I'm not saying you shouldn't be disappointed if you didn't feel the magic, because I totally agree it's a huge disappointment. I'm just saying it's an outlier event. But I'm sorry you didn't get the usual magic.

**KrDoggy** · 11-27-25 15:31

I can verify she is fine with older gentlemen. I think all providers struggle to keep the same attitude all the time, but Joey is one of the champs. Have to wonder if she was fatigued. Also no telling what is up's up in her life. Sometimes it just does not click.

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Visited Joey at Blue Jade yesterday. Gave her 200 right up front and got a 5 minute massage then she flipped me over for a BBBJ. I asked if BBFS was available and she said yes, for an extra $100, which I did not partake in. I must say my visit with her was slightly uncomfortable with her. She was professional and polite, but seemed to be uncomfortable with eye contact and wasn't playful. It was more of a mechanical performance. In her defense, though, I admit I am getting older and not as attractive as I was 20 years sgo (although I am slender and in great shape) so maybe she is grossed out by older guys. This isn't meant to be a criticism of her. I just felt zero chemistry. But, hey, I came, so it couldnt have been all bad, right??

**CookieGuy** · 11-27-25 13:36

Originally Posted by Doublejay [View Original Post]

Can you elaborate on the unspoken donation required for a visit with these ladies? So there is the $ for the massage- which is the house fee, and the. What is the donation for services or tip for the 30 min /60 min.

I don't know how much cash to bring.

Thanks.

Visited Joey at Blue Jade yesterday. Gave her 200 right up front and got a 5 minute massage then she flipped me over for a BBBJ. I asked if BBFS was available and she said yes, for an extra $100, which I did not partake in. I must say my visit with her was slightly uncomfortable with her. She was professional and polite, but seemed to be uncomfortable with eye contact and wasn't playful. It was more of a mechanical performance. In her defense, though, I admit I am getting older and not as attractive as I was 20 years sgo (although I am slender and in great shape) so maybe she is grossed out by older guys. This isn't meant to be a criticism of her. I just felt zero chemistry. But, hey, … I came, so it couldn’t have been all bad, right??

**Nwscout** · 11-27-25 08:42

Originally Posted by Doublejay [View Original Post]

Can you elaborate on the unspoken donation required for a visit with these ladies? So there is the $ for the massage- which is the house fee, and the. What is the donation for services or tip for the 30 min /60 min.

I don't know how much cash to bring.

Thanks.

Look for post by Marko Ramius a few pages back.

**DoubleJay** · 11-27-25 01:45

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Also never heard of Sindy doing BBFS. Probably a confusion with Joey who's also at BJ this month, and will do BBFS for extra. However, do agree that Sindy is amazing.

Can you elaborate on the unspoken donation required for a visit with these ladies? So there is the $ for the massage- which is the house fee, and the. What is the donation for services or tip for the 30 min /60 min.

I don't know how much cash to bring.

Thanks.

**Kinkaid69** · 11-26-25 23:51

Must have been wishful thinking, I can't find the post I thought I remembered now. I have this problem when I walk in a new shop too, I know who I'm there to see, mumble her name all the way to the door, then half the time go blank as soon as I see whatever tiny dress greets me with a smile and a squeeze.

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Also never heard of Sindy doing BBFS. Probably a confusion with Joey who's also at BJ this month, and will do BBFS for extra. However, do agree that Sindy is amazing.

**Manager9** · 11-26-25 20:25

Originally Posted by CornholeBi [View Original Post]

With other board donations skyrocketing, I think I'm going to take the plunge at Q. Asians aren't really my thing though, worth trying the younger Kiki or should I just roll with Jocelyn based on reviews?

They are both good. You get 1 hour with 30 minutes of massage. Big tits? Jocelyn. Young and pretty? Kiki. Kiki is a spinner so you can fuck her like a toy.

**Gibs789** · 11-26-25 19:50

Originally Posted by Kinkaid69 [View Original Post]

Met her today, no luck getting bare, even for extra as others have reported. Otherwise she is better than adverised.

Also never heard of Sindy doing BBFS. Probably a confusion with Joey who's also at BJ this month, and will do BBFS for extra. However, do agree that Sindy is amazing.

**Zcxtps** · 11-26-25 17:45

Hey folks. Thought I'd chime in on a slightly different topic. I'm restricting myself to massage w / HE fun only these days and had a bit of spare cash come around, so took the opportunity to monger both locally and overseas.

Locally, I had the pleasure of visiting Peony Spa up in Juanita, Kirkland, where for $.4 I enjoyed a genuinely great massage that left me feeling both happy and relaxed. I had completed a strenuous workout the day before and had been bottled up for a few days, so this one really hit the mark. I also visited my other go-to in North Seattle, Jasmine Spa, which is a 10 minute walk from the University District Link station and got a less skillful 1-hour massage from Lisa for $. 2, who went the extra mile and allowed some UTC touching, but the massage wasn't nearly as satisfying.

I then had the pleasure of visiting Japan, where for astonishingly low prices I enjoyed some of the best mongering of my life.

For those visiting Tokyo anytime soon, I would recommend a visit to Thai Diamond in the Ueno District. The level of customer service was outstanding, and I was spoiled by Sayuri, who gave me an excellent bona fide Thai massage with a happy ending for 12,000 JPY (80 USD at current time of writing). This is a classy joint where the HE is a wonderful extra on an already-excellent massage.

I also had the opportunity to visit Lovely Hand in Shinjuku, where I received a "C course" (all-nude HE) for 9,000 JPY from a genuine Japanese university student. There are many upgrade options available here (including BBBJ w / CIM depending on the provider) and the focus is on the interpersonal fun, with limited massage options available. I'll caution that procuring services from this shop requires you to walk to a nearby love hotel with a guide, which is less discreet than I'd personally like.