Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

In the 80 and early 90's, Westwood was home to moist coeds from ucla. Due to the slaughter of Karen toshima by the usual suspects and the former vibe of the now fatigue homeless shelter that is the Santa Monica promenade, Westwood has gone down the tubes faster than the Lebanon of the west, aka California.

There are now more shitty MPs in Westwood south of wilshire (I count 9 that are open) down to pico than I think places to get coffee. Going from south to north, here is my list:

Blue tide - 2300 block of westwood. More fake reviews on that other website than the amount of testosterone necessary to give clay aiken a hard on in a strip joint. A total shit box. Avoid. Should be shut down soon.

Westwood spa. New place next to Matteo's / hoboken / some dance studio. Think like 2200 block. No reports, probably a shit joint. Even the restaurants next door are closed.

224* - season massage. Sister joint to wharf. The place has all the warmth of the infirmary at Auschwitz. Nicole there likes to wipe your shitter with alcohol wipes which has the same feeling of eating at a curry restaurant and then being made to hold in your crap for more than 30 minutes and then feeling the burn after.

209* - la therapy massage. Confirmed grandmas.

Rose or whatever massage - 2100 block next to a flower shop in the mall on the northwest corner of Olympic and Westwood. I think it is closed.

Wharf foot massage - 108** Santa Monica. So the corner of Westwood and Santa Monica. An affiliate of wharf. Rooms are too small for us fat mongers, it is three rooms, without much privacy and only the weaker girls from wharf work there.

19** - Goldfinger. I made this place then got banned. I have no idea what is going on there at all.

Thai Sabai. Almost for sure legit - 1700 block.

163* - CEO massage. AMP most in need of an artillery attack. Girls who short time you. Are older than the furniture at marie callendars. And upsell from hell.

15** - sun massage. They have actual dead women working there.

12** - next to the nimoy theater. A staff of three girls total, with no extras, and the place smells like they are training panda express chefs in cooking human shit.

[JizzMaster]

Orchid spa unattractive provider, sun spa legit, health and beauty unattractive provider all in Hollywood, TOFTT based on prior experiences and do not recommend. Seeking new place for a massage and tease HJ.

[JizzMaster]

TOFTT sun spa on sunset based on reviews but legit.

[ThePunisher50]

What's the current status of M&A spa in Downey? I have not been there in over 10 years. I would rather post here than Long Beach forum because that forum isn't active. Do they still have Koreans and Latinas? Any good? Damage?

[PriscillaM]

If anyone finds out where she is please send me a DM, I have been looking for her for a while. Never got the chance to try her out when she was in SGV like half a year ago. Thanks!

She is apparently at shine massage in the valley. Emma that is. Some dude got off two shots in her and gave her a review like he was tom hanks in castaway and had uber eats deliver olive garden.

[PriscillaM]

Have you been to Oriental Massage on Westwood, the one that's half a block away from Goldfinger?

It is only there in case israel attacks Westwood to take out the remnants of the Iranian military. I because there are no Persian jo8nts om that part of the block the 46- 50 year old weirdo gals who smoke cigarettes who work there will survive. Of the 10 or so jack shacks it is prolly number 4 or 5.

[Ball265]

And where is Emma now?

If anyone finds out where she is please send me a DM, I have been looking for her for a while. Never got the chance to try her out when she was in SGV like half a year ago. Thanks!

[TJ2617]

Sakura spa. The old predecessor to red lantern. The upstairs joint on culver. This place has ads on CL. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...896986768.html.

Dreamy spa. That colossal goat fuck on motor. Has a website https://dreamyheaven.com/ pics are fake as a private delight review of Gina girlfriend.

Blue tide. Has a crew of pranksters doing fake reviews. Next door to the now shut guitar center.

Golden oasis. Seems completely dead. Not sure this is by the same c word who mismanaged me and garden spa on Sepulveda.

Wharf. Useless at night. Guys stop in, hang out in the little lobby, talk way too loud, and often tout how they just came in to use the shitter.

Goldfinger. Totally sub rosa. Nothing of news anywhere.

125* Westwood. May have died. The mamasan no longer texts me back.

Have you been to Oriental Massage on Westwood, the one that's half a block away from Goldfinger?

[ThePunisher50]

Where are my Latina lovers at in Los Angeles?

I am hearing the famous NURU queen Nova has returned.

I had to go all the way to OC Detox Spa to get my Latina fix last night.

Any new Latinas in the LA area that I can try as I don't want to drive too far. Anything around the City of Bell area or Lynwood?

[BabyDick]

Seems like people are keeping the petite Latinas in their pockets and not sharing. All the Latina mps and AMPs with Latinas either have the fake tits / bbl or chunky. No one wants to share petite Latinas.

Julieta out in Santa Ana over off of Garry st google it unfortunately I can't remember the exact.

Location but Google is your friend. Upstairs BTW.

[BabyDick]

Give her a go and let us brothers know.

Genesis account inactivated. I've heard of the legend of Lisa the Latina GILF in Temecula.

She had since left that spa and went solo anyone got any intel?

[HonoluluGuy]

Stopped in on Friday night. Set an appointment to see Yaya (will definitely be back for that extremely flirty dime piece) but I fucked up and was too late for my appointment. I've seen sexy gorgeous Molly before and would have been down for a round with her but all of a sudden this Massive titted (so fucking gorgeous) piece of enlarged ass with an hour glass thin figure breached the doorway and I got tunnel vision like a horse with blinders on and had to try this surprise piece of ass. Mila, Vietnamese, Beautiful face with NJ, 100% completely confirmed DD+ mega naturals but has had BBL, DSLs and lipo but man, she is exotic as fuck and checks all my boxes and then some. She has all the best physical attributes of a Latina and an Asian but she's Viet as well which is rare around these parts and she seriously rocks the ELITE services provided here. She has been trained well!! Haha, I saw another review and yeah she was dressed up as "I dream of Genie" but my god if you don't want to fuck that, then you don't like to fuck pornstar women. We got naked and as she prepped I played with those massive amazing tits, felt up that ass which is stellar (feels completely real and I can't stand fake feel) and played with her pussy and just low key felt her up as she encouraged all this fun pre game from behind and into the session. Lips are mega DSL and she is amazing to kiss. Made out felt her massive tits and ass and the DSL thing really clicked tonight. You got to try this juxtaposition boys. She started sucking me off raw and she is a TOP talent BBBJ queen, and you add the DSLs and game over. And I love natural lips but this is just something else. The feel and the density and suction with those things on you is a perfect design for dicks. The feels are insane! Latina's can't suck dick well most of the time as we know (except a few who we love) but nothing like this with the pro Asian service suction!! I could let this girl fuck and suck me all night and I would not stop coming (personal problem). She sucks me forever and it was incredible so I called a timeout. I laid her down and did mad vagina whispering to that beautiful pussy which she said she didn't need to cum but she went crazy as I remote controlled her with my tongue and got the job done, no joke. Had to wait a second, tested the electricity for truth. I was so focused on showing this girl a new world too that I forgot I had a dick for a bit so she sucked me back to fully engorged and applied the king and I did standing mish forever. Pussy feels incredible and she can take big cock and loves big cock but she's tight too, unicorn, and just has that magic pussy feel, and she legit grabbed on to me hard and came again. What can I say, I was a JC Penny underwear model in a former life. The main reason I went straight to standing mish is to watch those perfect natural DD+ titties do that tight ocean bounce like only those mega naturals can do when you hit it balls deep for the impact and the visual which is jerk-off amo for a lifetime if needed. HODL but had to hit it Doggie because BBL heaven back there and I don't chase that but THIS it when I want it. Just got the motherfucking stroke on in the mirror with this perfect piece of ass, thin perfect legs and absolutely killer body. Just stretching time for days in my mind. This girl has one of the most amazing pussies on earth. Straight up not exaggerating. She is so patient and let me go incredibly deep and live in doggie for long enough so I wanted to bust in her mouth. She took her time and just really made me understand why guys like lip design when it's done right plus the suction unicorn status. I'm a picky motherfucker and I have not run into this combination before, that I think fits all. It was late and she liked me so we showered together, just incredible. Another one for the record books. My dick is a heat seeking missile back for the only Viet smoke show in LA County close to me before she's gone. MAX HYBRID FUCK FEST. If that's your type fucking go. I'm definitely going to hit that again before she goes back into the Genie bottle in some other universe.

[PriscillaM]

And where is Emma now?

Maybe she got deported. Ask the mamsan at essential treatment she might know.

[MassMe]

Sakura spa. The old predecessor to red lantern. The upstairs joint on culver. This place has ads on CL. https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...896986768.html.

Dreamy spa. That colossal goat fuck on motor. Has a website https://dreamyheaven.com/ pics are fake as a private delight review of Gina girlfriend.

Blue tide. Has a crew of pranksters doing fake reviews. Next door to the now shut guitar center.

Golden oasis. Seems completely dead. Not sure this is by the same c word who mismanaged me and garden spa on Sepulveda.

Wharf. Useless at night. Guys stop in, hang out in the little lobby, talk way too loud, and often tout how they just came in to use the shitter.

Goldfinger. Totally sub rosa. Nothing of news anywhere.

125* Westwood. May have died. The mamasan no longer texts me back.

And where is Emma now?

[JoyBoy70]

I just had my third AMP experience, this time at TA in Hawthorne, which I've been reading a lot about. Having now been there, I can see why the place has so many good reviews.

I arrived right before noon on Monday and the woman running front-of-house greeted me warmly and led me to a room on the left. This woman was, of course, Mina, who many have mentioned before me and who is, indeed, very beautiful. Anyway, she lead me to a room on the left where I met Molly who was there waiting for me. I turned around and Mina was gone and the door was closed. When I turned back around, Molly put her arms around me and before I knew it we were in a heavy dfk session. I love the way she kisses— so sensual and sultry.

As she pressed against me she could tell I was rock hard. She dropped to her knees while unfastening my pants and started licking my balls and up and down my shaft. She then put the head of my cock in her mouth and, while gently sucking on the tip, stroked me with such perfect hand motion that I almost blew right then and there. I had to stop her to regain my composure. But she didn't wait long to begin a much more intense BBBJ, which I thoroughly enjoyed and may be among the best I've had. This girl knows how to pleasure a cock.

I wanted to taste her kitty, so I asked her to move to the massage table. She got on all fours and stuck her box and pinwheel in my face. I went after her clean-shaven goodies like a savage. She tasted so sweet, and moaned so sexily— I just got more and more turned on.

She flipped around, got on her knees, and sucked me off a bit more before putting on a cover so quickly I almost missed it! She got up on the table and guided me into her tight little kitty. I fucked here slowly, making the most of each thrust, which she seems to like a lot. Then we moved to full missionary where I picked up the place a little bit. She made some very sexy faces as she looked up at me, and at one point said she was cumming (who knows if it was real). I was ready to blow, so I pulled out and removed the condom. She asked if I wanted to cum in her mouth. I said yes and before I knew it she was on her knees taking my fat load right down her throat.

She looked up at me and giggled. The she presented me with a hot towel — which was maybe too hot! — and I wiped myself down as she did the same.

We both got dressed but didn't say much as her English is limited and my Chinese is non-existant. That was okay, though, because there were plenty of kisses and hugs.

She left and almost immediately Mina came in to see how the session went. I told her that Molly was amazing, which she is, and that I was so glad I decided to visit. Then Molly came back holding a tiny bottle of water, which she handed to me. Mina then took my hand and led me to the lobby, asking me to come back soon. I will, for sure.