Massage Parlor Reports

[DeepLover1]

Alright I'm ready to dive in gentlemen. I want the whole experience (shower, massage, extras, clean up and out) without the STI LOL.

Where should I go?

How much $$ should I bring?

I live near bay view, I drive past royal massage daily and tempted but haven't seen a review about it yet. Any help appreciated.

BabaBoey,

Well welcome to this addicting hobby. I will preface this with YMMV at every location. Even the legit places will give it up if they like you, or if you have lots to spend.

Royal has been a good spot in the past and a usual for me, but I have not been out much in recent months.

QQ on Layton Ave has been good for L2.

One on Lincoln Ave near you in Bayview can be good, can't recall their name. Definitely don't show your wad here.

Only shower I can think of is Eastern on 27th.

What ever you do, please report back.

DL.

[RedPontiacX]

Alright I'm ready to dive in gentlemen. I want the whole experience (shower, massage, extras, clean up and out) without the STI LOL.

Where should I go?

How much $$ should I bring?

I live near bay view, I drive past royal massage daily and tempted but haven't seen a review about it yet. Any help appreciated.

Best advice I can give you is do not take more donation then you are willing to leave there and don't show all your cards $ in the first round. You don't want to be over-promised and underwhelmed. As far as picking a place it's hit and miss unless you have a up to date report. Please report back with a review!

[BabaBoey]

Alright I'm ready to dive in gentlemen. I want the whole experience (shower, massage, extras, clean up and out) without the STI LOL.

Where should I go?

How much $$ should I bring?

I live near bay view, I drive past royal massage daily and tempted but haven't seen a review about it yet. Any help appreciated.

[EasternDigital]

Whatever you say, Doctor. Clearly you are better informed than I about the permeability of cellophane.

It's not the permeability. It's how many times did they use it before you walked in, and who's cum did they catch before your's.

[BabaBoey]

I've always wanted to give this a try.

Where should I go? For the full experience without the STI.

How much should I bring?

I live near bay view so somewhere not too far or too close.

Any advice would be helpful. I keep driving past royal massage but not certain if it's legit or not.

[TheyTanky]

I visited an AMP on 27th last week. I can give name on request. I got Tina. Great massage and the teasing was so good I almost didn't make it to the flip. I calmed myself and was rewarded with a sensual L1. I didn't ask about any other offerings, since I left completely satisfied. I will repeat.

The one in front of the cvs and next to the cemetery?

[Slugo]

Was it with the one with the lab coat?

Yes, But the morale of the story is don't use their cellophane no matter who it is!

[CuteWOne]

Went to the place in kewaskum today. Got a decent massage but I didn't partake in any fun because of the pricing. You guys are paying way to much for extras. She wanted $40 for covered BJ and $$ for FS. Now the Mt I had (didn't ask her name) had a spinner body and everything but I'm not paying those prices. Plus its in a small town and the neighboring building is a family style restaurant. Also its in building that they share with 2 different businesses so discrepancy isn't really there when you're walking in or out if the building.

[TimberRidge]

Damn, you'all going to hurt your buddies!

Go to hellowisp and get a 30 unit supply of Doxycycline (Lymepak). It's super cheap and you'll get it in a week. Don't over use it; only use it when you've had a questionable encounter (24-72 hours after).

As for Yuan, bring your own party favor! If you use the "community" favor, it's worth noting that they wash it with all sorts of chemicals. I wouldn't be shocked if they use cavicide which will do some harm to skin over long term exposure. They also have a highly potent rubbing alcohol solution they spray on you / them. So yeah, you're junk will feel tingly from a visit there if you're not using your own balloons. But about the community rubber: they will come in with it looking like it just came out of the package but it's clearly been filled by the rest of you sick f**ks (I say that lovingly).

Never knew there was a thing called Doxy PEP the site says reduces risk if taken within 72 hours!

Thanks!

[Sanctimonious6]

By you! You are the one that said Slugo received a covered BJ, but I didn't know saran wrap was considered a cover or offered any protection, which it doesn't. So in essence, that would hardly be considered a covered BJ. More like a cum catcher.

Whatever you say, Doctor. Clearly you are better informed than I about the permeability of cellophane.

[Curious2015]

I visited an AMP on 27th last week. I can give name on request. I got Tina. Great massage and the teasing was so good I almost didn't make it to the flip. I calmed myself and was rewarded with a sensual L1. I didn't ask about any other offerings, since I left completely satisfied. I will repeat.

[TheyTanky]

Got some kind of infection in my pee pee when I got a plastic sheet covered L2 a couple weeks ago, antibiotics got rid of it. Fucking oriental hore. But she was cute, maybe I'll go back with my own cover and see if I can fuck her.

Was it with the one with the lab coat?

[Kennel]

Damn, you'all going to hurt your buddies!

Go to hellowisp and get a 30 unit supply of Doxycycline (Lymepak). It's super cheap and you'll get it in a week. Don't over use it; only use it when you've had a questionable encounter (24-72 hours after).

As for Yuan, bring your own party favor! If you use the "community" favor, it's worth noting that they wash it with all sorts of chemicals. I wouldn't be shocked if they use cavicide which will do some harm to skin over long term exposure. They also have a highly potent rubbing alcohol solution they spray on you / them. So yeah, you're junk will feel tingly from a visit there if you're not using your own balloons. But about the community rubber: they will come in with it looking like it just came out of the package but it's clearly been filled by the rest of you sick f**ks (I say that lovingly).

What would you recommend to do if that's not an option now and I'm trying to not let my spouse know (tests came negative but not sure if I screwed my urine test). My issue was I was uncovered and only had that plastic wrap like for a quick second.

[CasualMongerWI]

Damn, you'all going to hurt your buddies!

Go to hellowisp and get a 30 unit supply of Doxycycline (Lymepak). It's super cheap and you'll get it in a week. Don't over use it; only use it when you've had a questionable encounter (24-72 hours after).

As for Yuan, bring your own party favor! If you use the "community" favor, it's worth noting that they wash it with all sorts of chemicals. I wouldn't be shocked if they use cavicide which will do some harm to skin over long term exposure. They also have a highly potent rubbing alcohol solution they spray on you / them. So yeah, you're junk will feel tingly from a visit there if you're not using your own balloons. But about the community rubber: they will come in with it looking like it just came out of the package but it's clearly been filled by the rest of you sick f**ks (I say that lovingly).

[AngryBob]

Considered by whom? By the medical community, maybe not. By Asian sex workers, apparently yes. Realistically, they are less effective than a condom at blocking transmission, and significantly more effective than nothing. Personally, I'm completely uninterested in a BJ involving anything kind of latex or plastic. I want that direct tongue-to-prick contact. But if it's totally unavoidable, I'm bringing my own ultrathin condom.

By you! You are the one that said Slugo received a covered BJ, but I didn't know saran wrap was considered a cover or offered any protection, which it doesn't. So in essence, that would hardly be considered a covered BJ. More like a cum catcher.