Massage Parlor Reports

[Manager9]

Tuma or BBFS?

I don't ask for BBFS but TUMA was not on the menu. YMMV. If you want TUMA, Joey is a good option and if you want sensual GFE, best spa / Sindy at Blue Jade.

[CSnow]

I saw many great reviews of both and figured there must be a reason. But before I talk about either one, I will give a shout out to their amazing mamasan Lily who is the funniest, hottest and friendliest mamasan I've met. From jumping in the room and flashing me with her amazing boobies, to chatting with me in their waiting room while I was waiting for the second session, to cleaning me up and cuddling with me. She is funny, we chatted for quite a while, making silly dorky jokes and making each other laugh to the point she was almost crying. She literally had to wipe away tears, LOL. She's great. She is one of the three people that made the day memorable.

Now back to the scheduled programming. I started my day with Joey. Texted them to schedule, got a quick confirmation. You are not texting mamasan Lily, I got the impression they have an offsite scheduler or else it's the owner. Didn't have any issues finding the place. Plenty of parking, some of which is discreet. Walked in and was shown to the room. Joey was waiting for me, all giggly and bouncy. She is a shorter girl with an amazing body. Boobs and ass to die for. Cute face. Amazing personality. We actually started with a quick massage, which was nice and helped to relax me. Then amazing cat bath with her tongue. I mean she DFKed my back, LOL. I don't think I've ever had a cat bath quite like that. Normally they are quick and teasing. This one was a major turn on. TUMA was nice and thorough, and the rest of the session was great. We went through all the usual positions and finished with her riding me. She is a great and enthusiastic kisser, and session really couldn't be better in any way. She does have quite a bit of the PSE vibe but it certainly was a GFE session as well.

Turned out it could get better. At the end Sindy walked in, climbed in bed and said quick hello to my little friend. He liked her and perked up. She said I should stay and spend time with her, which I was tempted to do right then but decided to take a quick break. We were chatting and laughing. Mamasan Lily walked in into the room and didn't want to be left out. She tore her top off and threw it on the floor and exposed her amazing boobies. Holly fuck, she is a hot girl. I never met her when she was providing but I'm sure she was something in bed. All three of us were making silly jokes and laughing too loud. It was a party. Lily had to shoosh us while dying laughing herself. I mean I never had so much fun in an AMP, and we are not talking about the actual session at this point, LOL. The after party was as much fun. Lily recommended checking out Best in Lynnwood because it's ran by the same owner. I might have to check it out. Finally it was time to go, and Lily couldn't find her top that she threw on the floor. For a second we thought Sindy took it LOL, but finally found it deep under the massage table. That was the funniest frigging thing I had happen in an AMP.

I took a break for an hour and recharged, and texted to schedule with Sindy. She was available fairly shortly, so I was back for round 2 with Sindy. Mamasan Lily took me to the waiting room, and then joined me. She sat with me on the couch, her legs over mine, and we just chatted and joked for a while until Sindy was getting ready. Lily is seriously cool. I kinda wish she still provided. I wouldn't even call her a MILF, she's too young for that (or at least so I think, Asian women don't age like the rest of the women do, LOL). She was telling me to sell my house here, go to China, buy a house there, way fewer taxes, I could fuck many young girls everyday. I must say she made it sound very appealing, LOL. I told her I could never speak the language, she said she would teach me, LOL. She did teach me a phrase I kept getting wrong all the way till I walked out that day, LOL. I'm hopeless.

Finally Sindy was ready. Holy crap, she was as good or better than Joey. Slightly different yet great session energy, slightly different yet great body type. Lots and lots of kissing. She went down on me then I went down on her. She came three times. I mean she actually squirted. One time all over me, LOL. She had to get wet wipe to clean me up. She totally blew me away. Went through a couple of positions, including something like sumata, and finished explosively. So very nice. While she went to take a quick shower, Lily popped in to clean me up with a wet towel and then cuddled with me for a while. A lot of dorky jokes, like "let's watch a movie together" pointing to the security cameras screen, etc. Made each other laugh again. She put my hand over her lovely breasts she whipped out again. It was another after-party. It was funny to see her put on her white massage uniform top when Uber Eats guy brought food and go out all serious and business-like and then get back in the room and be a complete dork again.

I noticed the time was up. Sindy got cleaned up close to the time I had to leave, but I didn't mind since Lily kept me entertained. I almost preferred it. Lily is a hoot. Kissed Sindy goodbye, kissed Joey goodbye (saw her on the way out), kissed Lily goodbye on the cheek, LOL. Almost not sure which one of the three I had more fun with. What an amazing fucking way to spend a day. I might have to sell my house and my car.

[CSnow]

I heard a beautiful young lady that used to work at Shanghai in Everett and Good in Renton is back in Seattle. She likes to change her name. She has gone by Maggie when she was first at Shanghai. Went to Cinderela Spa in Tacoma and was Jenny. Came back to Shanghai as Amy. She decided to leave the AMP's in Everett and Renton and went elsewhere. She was a very attractive young lady about 25 now. A great kisser and always gave me a GFE. If you see her, always treat her nice. In fact, always treat all these young ladies nice and the reward is an awesome experience.

Is she back at an AMP or is she an indy now? Kinda sounds like the girl I just saw in Bellevue that went indie. Since you posted her 'names' already, do you remember which one she used at good?

[Barnie]

A phat ass is my weakness but I absolutely love big natural titties once in a while. I read a report about Joslyn and the fact that she has massive titties so I had to check it out in-person. I pinged MMS and got an appointment. LFK and she started with a A+ tier massage while her I got a sneak peak at those DD cups. Not a lot of teasing during massage but we did have a good chat. Decent English. She is a true MILF with a son back in China. She lives in San Diego and will be here for 2 weeks. Back to main session -.

I flip and she reveals those MAAAAASSIVE girlies. They are probably the biggest I have seen this year in my mongering and non-mongering life. They felt very natural and she assured me that they were but they are TGTBT. I put my face between them and licked them all over for at least 5 minutes. God that felt amazing. Standard BBBJ (her technique is average at best), CFS with a few acronyms. I told her to flip and I came in the bag in mish while sucking those titties. My dick in her snug pussy and her tit in my mouth while I orgasm was the highlight of the session. Session lasted about an hour. Tiger did short me on time 2 weeks ago but Joslyn did make up for it with her attitude. She is in a decent shape for her age but god those titties are gorgeous. I want to fuck her again but I saw Kiki while leaving and gave her a peck while squeezing her ass. She got me hooked at that point and will see Kiki over the weekend. Kiki is younger than Joslyn.

Overall she is a repeat but I haven't tried a few women across all spas this month, so I might not see her again.

Tuma or BBFS?

[Manager9]

A phat ass is my weakness but I absolutely love big natural titties once in a while. I read a report about Joslyn and the fact that she has massive titties so I had to check it out in-person. I pinged MMS and got an appointment. LFK and she started with a A+ tier massage while her I got a sneak peak at those DD cups. Not a lot of teasing during massage but we did have a good chat. Decent English. She is a true MILF with a son back in China. She lives in San Diego and will be here for 2 weeks. Back to main session -.

I flip and she reveals those MAAAAASSIVE girlies. They are probably the biggest I have seen this year in my mongering and non-mongering life. They felt very natural and she assured me that they were but they are TGTBT. I put my face between them and licked them all over for at least 5 minutes. God that felt amazing. Standard BBBJ (her technique is average at best), CFS with a few acronyms. I told her to flip and I came in the bag in mish while sucking those titties. My dick in her snug pussy and her tit in my mouth while I orgasm was the highlight of the session. Session lasted about an hour. Tiger did short me on time 2 weeks ago but Joslyn did make up for it with her attitude. She is in a decent shape for her age but god those titties are gorgeous. I want to fuck her again but I saw Kiki while leaving and gave her a peck while squeezing her ass. She got me hooked at that point and will see Kiki over the weekend. Kiki is younger than Joslyn.

Overall she is a repeat but I haven't tried a few women across all spas this month, so I might not see her again.

[Strong1954]

I heard a beautiful young lady that used to work at Shanghai in Everett and Good in Renton is back in Seattle. She likes to change her name. She has gone by Maggie when she was first at Shanghai. Went to Cinderela Spa in Tacoma and was Jenny. Came back to Shanghai as Amy. She decided to leave the AMP's in Everett and Renton and went elsewhere. She was a very attractive young lady about 25 now. A great kisser and always gave me a GFE. If you see her, always treat her nice. In fact, always treat all these young ladies nice and the reward is an awesome experience.

[Justice2001]

Oh, I see that Yili Spa in Fremont has now become "The Canal Day Spa", and from their listing on Google Maps and their new website looks like a totally legit place. So I probably will just avoid that until it changes ownership again, or I hear it's not as legit as their website makes it look. Yili was my goto place during the height of the pandemic, when many places were closed, but Yili was still open.

I went for their supposedly grand opening but it was still closed. They texted they will open in a couple months.

[Gibs789]

I definitely have my share of bad ones but I think I have said this before I don't tend to share until I give the shop a chance to make up for it. Bad reviews really have a disproportionate effect, and I want things to get better not run these places out of business. Now I have way fewer bad experiences these days because I am mostly going to places I trust, I try hard to cultivate management so they know what I am after.

Calling these girls "trafficked" is a ridiculous stretch, I'm well aware they are here primarily for money (and I am coming to bust a nut), but I know for a fact some of them enjoy me and I like them back, in or out of the MP. I try hard to be a relatively pleasant experience for them in an otherwise not so fun day. These guys that get off treating them as meat have hangups that are just too boring for me to contemplate.

Well said. To a large extent we make our own luck. This is how to generate good spa karma.

[KrDoggy]

I definitely have my share of bad ones but I think I have said this before I don't tend to share until I give the shop a chance to make up for it. Bad reviews really have a disproportionate effect, and I want things to get better not run these places out of business. Now I have way fewer bad experiences these days because I am mostly going to places I trust, I try hard to cultivate management so they know what I am after.

Calling these girls "trafficked" is a ridiculous stretch, I'm well aware they are here primarily for money (and I am coming to bust a nut), but I know for a fact some of them enjoy me and I like them back, in or out of the MP. I try hard to be a relatively pleasant experience for them in an otherwise not so fun day. These guys that get off treating them as meat have hangups that are just too boring for me to contemplate.

Yes. I think I was trying to point out precisely what you illustrate so clearly, that their participation is consensual rather than forced. As such it really is two people voluntarily transacting, and you can choose to do this in a way that involves your shared humanity or not. I think it is a significant oversimplification to say the girls "just want the money". Of course that's their primary motivation. But they also want to be treated with at least some measure of dignity and kindness. Some people on these boards complain all the time about getting bad service. Others, like krdoggy, are consistently touting the excellent service they receive. I'm sure even he has the occasional bad visit, but in large measure at the better shops you get what you give. The best girls know they're in a service profession and that good service means repeat customers and good reviews. They're not all the same. Some do have bad attitudes. Some probably hate men. But most in my experience are actually trying to do a good job at their chosen line of work, and if you're kind and clean things are usually going to go well.

[Gibs789]

Sure, it's possible, but the vast majority of girls I've gotten to know in these shops are unequivocally not tra**icked. She owns her own car and personal phone, has a tax I'd number and a student visa, goes to school, comes and goes on her own as she pleases, has a key to the shop for open and close. It's like saying a stripper is tra**icked because she pays a "stage fee", and only works because she needs to support her kid.

Yes. I think I was trying to point out precisely what you illustrate so clearly, that their participation is consensual rather than forced. As such it really is two people voluntarily transacting, and you can choose to do this in a way that involves your shared humanity or not. I think it is a significant oversimplification to say the girls "just want the money". Of course that's their primary motivation. But they also want to be treated with at least some measure of dignity and kindness. Some people on these boards complain all the time about getting bad service. Others, like krdoggy, are consistently touting the excellent service they receive. I'm sure even he has the occasional bad visit, but in large measure at the better shops you get what you give. The best girls know they're in a service profession and that good service means repeat customers and good reviews. They're not all the same. Some do have bad attitudes. Some probably hate men. But most in my experience are actually trying to do a good job at their chosen line of work, and if you're kind and clean things are usually going to go well.

[Kinkaid69]

Sure, it's possible, but the vast majority of girls I've gotten to know in these shops are unequivocally not tra**icked. She owns her own car and personal phone, has a tax I'd number and a student visa, goes to school, comes and goes on her own as she pleases, has a key to the shop for open and close. It's like saying a stripper is tra**icked because she pays a "stage fee", and only works because she needs to support her kid.

Under the strict technical legal definitions of "trafficking" any of those girls traveling around to different shops, even as an independent contractor, is technically being "trafficked".

I've gotten enough personal cell numbers of girls from shops over the years that I'm doubtful that very many girls working at MPs are "trafficked" in the sense of being held against their will and forced to fuck.

[Marko Ramius]

Under the strict technical legal definitions of "trafficking" any of those girls traveling around to different shops, even as an independent contractor, is technically being "trafficked".

I've gotten enough personal cell numbers of girls from shops over the years that I'm doubtful that very many girls working at MPs are "trafficked" in the sense of being held against their will and forced to fuck.

[Gibs789]

Using 80's lingo.

I love how people want to treat trafficked women as human beings. How generous.

These women do not care one bit. They just want to money.

There may be shops employing trafficked girls, but the girls in the shops I visit are not trafficked but work voluntarily as independent contractors. They come voluntarily and knowingly to the US for the purpose of engaging in this work, choose their places of operation, come and go as they please, and choose when to return to their home countries.

[Barnie]

Using 80's lingo.

I love how people want to treat trafficked women as human beings. How generous.

These women do not care one bit. They just want to money.

[DynaMagick]

I will be visiting Seattle and staying near Pike Place Market. Are there any good spots nearby?