Massage Parlor Reports

[Blue Myself]

Made a phone call to the Spa on W fullerton ave and and parkside. Unfortunately no one picked up. So just decided to head there directly when I had the free time.

The wait was a couple of minutes. A couple more I would have walked out but Margaret graced me with her presence and she was honestly very pretty. She had some jean shorts that were cut very short. Showed off her legs well.

TBH, I have no complaints with the actual massage. Margaret was very therapeutic in her approach and I'd say she was successful. Didn't matter where the knot was, she handled it like a pro. Not even halfway through the hour I was already feeling lighter. Even though her English could use improvement, she still knew how to flirt.

The BJ was simply perfect. Her technique with her hands and mouth were perfect on helping me to cum.

[Biliator]

I made an appointment today to see the Black masseuse they show on their website. Drove half an hour to the spa and got the old bait and switch. Pretty sure the one I booked with wasn't there at all today. Didn't really care for the garden-variety Asian masseuse they threw at me; and really got pissed when she balked at $160 for BBBJ. When you consider the house fee for one hour is $100, the prices are ridiculous for less than optimal service.

[FingerTight]

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170.

Started with massage, which was basically scratching and stroking my back. Barely erotic at all. Moved to a very underwhelming CBJ, and very passive mish. She was sweet as I interacted with her, but as far as performance it was definitely weak.

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

You just described the typical experience at 98% of AMPs. The bait and switch routine is standard practice with no second thoughts about lying to you. Do your research on other AMP websites and you'll eventually figure out which ones are reliable. After a while you'll grow tired of those too. The girls are just going through the motions and there is no real excitement. Finding a pretty girl who enjoys fucking is a real challenge. When you do find one they'll be on "vacation" the next time you try to meet. It's tough out there.

[FellowMonger]

I don't even hand the house money over until I see the girl I'm looking for is what I've learned. Otherwise as soon as you give the house money, then you're already down and basically committed to whatever they give you. So if I ask for someone ahead of time, then I come in and ask and they show me someone else, I either tell them I'm uninterested and start walking, to most of the time they'll then either try and give me a deal or they'll ask for 10 min till the girl I want is ready. Difficult if you're travelling all the way out from the burbs though with playing that game.

[Coopertars]

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170.

Started with massage, which was basically scratching and stroking my back. Barely erotic at all. Moved to a very underwhelming CBJ, and very passive mish. She was sweet as I interacted with her, but as far as performance it was definitely weak.

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

I've kind of pulled back from the AMPs as well for this very reason, even though I live in the city I have to walk / uber / train / bus so its probably a similar sunk cost in time as you. This was discussed recently (but more for the apartment threads), generally these parlors don't honor any type of reservation. You could stay and wait for the girl you want to see, walk out and come back later, or just leave and try another spot.

Additionally, the latinas at these spas generally don't do all of the same things the asians do. Even if she's hot as hell you prob aren't getting the BBJ and rimming.

Sorry you drove all the way from the burbs for a subpar experience. The only saving grace I can offer for next time is that if you're driving out to Ashland Perfect then there is like 10 other spots within a 10 minute drive from there so if you don't like what you see at one spot don't be afraid to walk out and loop around. Yes it eats up more time, but at least you have a car and it might yield better results.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Met Cici and it was good. Is there another girl having open menu like GFE, dayt?

What days does she work there?

[ConfuciusMan]

What was on her menu? What did she look like?

Met Cici and it was good. Is there another girl having open menu like GFE, dayt?

[Dinosaur9]

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170..

Imma be frank, if I have to travel far for FS experience at an AMP or if there is any other more than necessary investment, then the therapist would have to be Asian.

Aside from preferences for looks, there will always be a high floor when it comes to the service. Even if she rushes or is a starfish or isn't the prettiest there will always be BBBJ, they'll be enthusiastic, they'll have an erotic routine or she'll act like it was the best time of her life.

With Latinas it's always a toss-up with what you'll get and the floor for service is lower. They usually do CBJ and aren't the type to give you an experience, as much as it them allowing you to use them to get off.

With that said Ashland Perfect has always been a good time for me but I've never gotten a Latina there. Next time either wait for the girl you want or go to one of the other plethora of spas in the area.

[Fit312]

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

The one time I went, there were three Chinese women with botox faces. I did go with the most petite one who I am pretty sure I saw at Orange Spa in the past with a couple of tats and a real bad case of hemorrhoids even though she claimed it was her first time in Chicago. Not a real compelling value since some of these girls rotate to Perfect 10 where you can generally avoid the house fee.

[ArchaticPipe]

Met Cici and it was good. Is there another girl having open menu like GFE, dayt?

[Andrew Morgan]

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here?

Also any other L1 with great massage recommendation. I've kind of run out of options now that princess Thai has closed.

Good luck at H Wellness. I've heard good things about Cici there for a solid massage and L1.

[Emmaus21]

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170.

Started with massage, which was basically scratching and stroking my back. Barely erotic at all. Moved to a very underwhelming CBJ, and very passive mish. She was sweet as I interacted with her, but as far as performance it was definitely weak.

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

[Ambitious859]

Had some business to handle here as well. After my business meeting. I stopped into Body Massage (Armitage), picked out Lisa as my playdate for the hour. Shoulder length hair, nice decent size b's, with a cute cheerful attitude. Anyway, handed her the house fee and was ushered into the nearest available room. Once inside, got comfortable and just chilled until Lisa returns to proceed with my massage session. Massage was not bad, sufficient amount of pressure. Shoulder, lower back and neck were kind of sore. She pretty much took good care of that area that I mention. Not much teasing at the moment. On the flip as she starts massaging me below the waist, she asks if I wanted a handy, I instead ask for her special menu. Opted for the Prostate Massage and handy course. Massage and the extras were quite pleasant and very enjoyable. Choosing to limit the details about this session. For those whose curious, I suggest you go give her a test drive while it's still fresh. Total damage is your typical house fees depending on how long you plan to play. Tips, well I give slightly above the standard. So don't bother asking me how much I gave.

[BenBeck]

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here?

Also any other L1 with great massage recommendation. I've kind of run out of options now that princess Thai has closed.

Swear by her massage +L1.

For that matter, the other two there, Coco and Jenny are also solid.

BB.

[Nowhere500]

Did you make a house call and was it worth it? I saw the video and it was pretty tame.

The whole thing is obviously fake. Earth Chi doesn't post real pictures ever of any of the girls. I would recommend against ever visiting that place. They're owned by the same people as Red Lantern, who also only ever post fake pics.