Massage Parlor Reports

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-21-25 13:51

What was on her menu? What did she look like?

Originally Posted by ArchaticPipe [View Original Post]

Met Cici and it was good. Is there another girl having open menu like GFE, dayt?

**Dinosaur9** · 11-21-25 12:37

Originally Posted by Emmaus21 [View Original Post]

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170..

Imma be frank, if I have to travel far for FS experience at an AMP or if there is any other more than necessary investment, then the therapist would have to be Asian.

Aside from preferences for looks, there will always be a high floor when it comes to the service. Even if she rushes or is a starfish or isn't the prettiest there will always be BBBJ, they'll be enthusiastic, they'll have an erotic routine or she'll act like it was the best time of her life.

With Latinas it's always a toss-up with what you'll get and the floor for service is lower. They usually do CBJ and aren't the type to give you an experience, as much as it them allowing you to use them to get off.

With that said Ashland Perfect has always been a good time for me but I've never gotten a Latina there. Next time either wait for the girl you want or go to one of the other plethora of spas in the area.

**Fit312** · 11-21-25 12:18

Originally Posted by Emmaus21 [View Original Post]

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

The one time I went, there were three Chinese women with botox faces. I did go with the most petite one who I am pretty sure I saw at Orange Spa in the past with a couple of tats and a real bad case of hemorrhoids even though she claimed it was her first time in Chicago. Not a real compelling value since some of these girls rotate to Perfect 10 where you can generally avoid the house fee.

**ArchaticPipe** · 11-21-25 11:43

Met Cici and it was good. Is there another girl having open menu like GFE, dayt?

**Andrew Morgan** · 11-21-25 11:34

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here?

Also any other L1 with great massage recommendation. I've kind of run out of options now that princess Thai has closed.

Good luck at H Wellness. I've heard good things about Cici there for a solid massage and L1.

**Emmaus21** · 11-21-25 11:20

I'll start by saying that it's getting harder and harder to separate fact from the shills in this place. I'm a western suburb guy, and researching before I travel into the city is so unreliable. With that said.

I wanted to try out Ashland Perfect and Angel after the feedback I saw. I texted when I was 25 min away and confirmed I was coming. They told me that Angel would be done with someone in 10 minutes and that she would wait and not receive any other customers. I get there when I said and I'm greeted by an older Asian woman in lingerie with a very shiny face. I told her I was there for Angel. She said "yes, yes" but hey English was very bad. I figured out she was saying that I will have her because Angel is with someone. Seriously?

I told her I would come back later, but she panics and calls in another girl. This one is from Columbia and is pretty tall and slender with C / D man-mades. Very simple face (borderline unattractive) until she smiled, then not too bad. Her english was terrible, and managed to ask if I wanted massage or sex. Whatever. She had a nice body, so I went for it. $170.

Started with massage, which was basically scratching and stroking my back. Barely erotic at all. Moved to a very underwhelming CBJ, and very passive mish. She was sweet as I interacted with her, but as far as performance it was definitely weak.

Place was not clean, girls were meh, and if they swap girls after confirming availability, them I definitely won't roll those dice again.

**Ambitious859** · 11-21-25 09:06

Had some business to handle here as well. After my business meeting. I stopped into Body Massage (Armitage), picked out Lisa as my playdate for the hour. Shoulder length hair, nice decent size b's, with a cute cheerful attitude. Anyway, handed her the house fee and was ushered into the nearest available room. Once inside, got comfortable and just chilled until Lisa returns to proceed with my massage session. Massage was not bad, sufficient amount of pressure. Shoulder, lower back and neck were kind of sore. She pretty much took good care of that area that I mention. Not much teasing at the moment. On the flip as she starts massaging me below the waist, she asks if I wanted a handy, I instead ask for her special menu. Opted for the Prostate Massage and handy course. Massage and the extras were quite pleasant and very enjoyable. Choosing to limit the details about this session. For those whose curious, I suggest you go give her a test drive while it's still fresh. Total damage is your typical house fees depending on how long you plan to play. Tips, well I give slightly above the standard. So don't bother asking me how much I gave.

**BenBeck** · 11-20-25 21:19

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here?

Also any other L1 with great massage recommendation. I've kind of run out of options now that princess Thai has closed.

Swear by her massage +L1.

For that matter, the other two there, Coco and Jenny are also solid.

BB.

**Nowhere500** · 11-20-25 17:09

Originally Posted by FingerTight [View Original Post]

Did you make a house call and was it worth it? I saw the video and it was pretty tame.

The whole thing is obviously fake. Earth Chi doesn't post real pictures ever of any of the girls. I would recommend against ever visiting that place. They're owned by the same people as Red Lantern, who also only ever post fake pics.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-20-25 16:20

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here.

If she's still there, Miki is cute as heck. Just L1 but a pretty good massage by a pretty, younger provider.

**FingerTight** · 11-20-25 15:13

Originally Posted by OrangeLine1 [View Original Post]

She is currently working out of a house across the street from 7 Date Spa if you take the picture into The Earth and show them and ask if Alisa is there they will say no she has moved to a new location 3800 block or S Ashland..

Did you make a house call and was it worth it? I saw the video and it was pretty tame.

**Boston2060** · 11-20-25 14:50

Think I might try H Wellness spa today based on someone's recommendation on here. Does anyone have a good providers name on here?

Also any other L1 with great massage recommendation. I've kind of run out of options now that princess Thai has closed.

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 11-20-25 13:33

Originally Posted by Eric1640 [View Original Post]

Kelly if she's still there. Nice tits.

What would the damage be for only Russian at SXL?

**SpaGuy21** · 11-20-25 13:02

Originally Posted by HDick [View Original Post]

My usual two places on the north side are Yuki and Mimi.

Yuki 40's from Singapore great English very thin and huge tits for her frame. 200 FS but kinda rushes you to cum. I continue to go because I really enjoy her massages.

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23017182.html

Originally Posted by PunkAsFuck [View Original Post]

Is this a 80 house + 80 tip situation? I hate haggling in the heat of things so it's nice to have an idea in advance.

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

I don't think so. I think you just pay $160 right out the gate. Both times I've been there that's been how it's done. Or $140 for half hour.

I'll just put this here, because all this Yuki hype is a bit much, nearing the point of shill-ish and sounds like you guys aren't even getting the "full" experience. That post was 2 years ago, so nothing new, but you guys should probably be pushing for a little more at that price or for not much more.