Massage Parlor Reports

**Nowhere500** · 11-20-25 10:10

Originally Posted by PunkAsFuck [View Original Post]

Is this a 80 house + 80 tip situation? I hate haggling in the heat of things so it's nice to have an idea in advance.

I don't think so. I think you just pay $160 right out the gate. Both times I've been there that's been how it's done. Or $140 for half hour.

**FellowMonger** · 11-20-25 09:55

Originally Posted by Eric1640 [View Original Post]

Kelly if she's still there. Nice tits.

Is Kelly still there? Can anyone confirm? Last I had heard she had gone back.

**PunkAsFuck** · 11-20-25 02:25

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Saw Yuki again at 50-50 Spa on 63 xx Irving. She's just fantastic. Great body. Great massage and attitude. Best prostate massage in Chicago for sure. Her HJ technique is truly exceptional and starts while you're still face down. Also, I just love getting my hands on her. Just an incredible body. Maybe my new atf. Pretty sure it's L1 only but it's great L1 if that's what you're looking for.

Is this a 80 house + 80 tip situation? I hate haggling in the heat of things so it's nice to have an idea in advance.

**Bhar35** · 11-19-25 20:04

Ok barely any time to post this but here's a good quickie report on the Chicago Massage over at W Diversey Ave. Chinese looking provider going by Grace.

Yeah this one was kinda shit at speaking English, but at least the massage was good and she looked good. Rooms looked good. All tidy up. At least when it came to negotiating it all went smooth. We both got our points across. I'm just wanting to feel that oriental skin rubbing all over me at this point.

Shit at English, but her massage was hella confident and that was the only language that mattered. Everything flowed nicely. Nothing tacked on. And the way she journeyed her way from my head. And all the way down to the other head down low was almost like art. She favored doing constant tongue twirls while she was blowing me bare. After I oozed all over her like a gusher candy, got cleaned up, tipped, and left happy.

**Eric1640** · 11-19-25 18:21

Originally Posted by JohnBoyJohnny [View Original Post]

Hello,

Thinking about where I want to go this week and I'm now leaning towards SXL. Can anyone tell me who I should go for if I'm looking for an actual good massage from a therapist with big tits. I would love to either just go for an L1 or Russian. Any intel would be greatly appreciated. Thanks gentlemen.

Kelly if she's still there. Nice tits.

**JonJon5456** · 11-19-25 17:57

Apple went back to Portland. I know there's a new girl Summer, but I only saw the back of her. But Ella is still there which is always a good time, especially if you like rim.

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Just an FYI, Apple is not working at Jasmine. I didn't understand where she was off to. (I swear the woman on the phone said she was skiing!) She tried to talk me into seeing the girls there but I passed. I didnt want to drop $$ on a place I won't go back to.

**OrangeLine1** · 11-19-25 13:02

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

I knew something was up with him considering he kept suggesting this Spa with such a horrible reputation while simultaneously claiming all the competition in the area was closed or under surveillance.

To the point I wanted to PM the other poster he gave the suggestion, to tell him to disregard his posts because they lacked credibility. But didn't feel it was my place.

I'm glad this is out there because I was originally considering checking the place out just for a review since it's close, now I won't waste my time.

She is currently working out of a house across the street from 7 Date Spa if you take the picture into The Earth and show them and ask if Alisa is there they will say no she has moved to a new location 3800 block or S Ashland.

Trust me it's 100% her or she has a twin same body same face better skills than the video.

**Dinosaur9** · 11-19-25 02:15

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Read his past posts and those under his other aliases and then gauge the credibility. I didn't see that girl, or anybody resembling her when I stopped by last week. I walked in, saw the available staff and walked out. She may not have been working but that was just my experience when I checked it out.

I knew something was up with him considering he kept suggesting this Spa with such a horrible reputation while simultaneously claiming all the competition in the area was closed or under surveillance.

To the point I wanted to PM the other poster he gave the suggestion, to tell him to disregard his posts because they lacked credibility. But didn't feel it was my place.

I'm glad this is out there because I was originally considering checking the place out just for a review since it's close, now I won't waste my time.

**HappyGardener** · 11-18-25 23:18

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I'm going to be down on the East Side of Chicago tomorrow and trying to decide if I should see Apple at Jasmine Spa on 106th or see one of my regulars on the North side on the way home. Do I go for the unknown or go for trusted service. I like the thrill of venturing into a new place, but the comfort of the tried and true is nice as well.

Just an FYI, Apple is not working at Jasmine. I didn't understand where she was off to. (I swear the woman on the phone said she was skiing!) She tried to talk me into seeing the girls there but I passed. I didnt want to drop $$ on a place I won't go back to.

**Boston2060** · 11-18-25 22:57

Oh interesting, anyone else been to H wellness spa and have any intel? This is the first I've heard about it.

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

On Milwaukee. Haven't been in a while but if Tina is still there she gives a great massage and B cups come out on the L1. Two door entry so you walk in off the street before ringing the bell. If you go report back. I'd like to know who they have there now. Likely same crew.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-18-25 21:42

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Saw Yuki again at 50-50 Spa on 63 xx Irving. Pretty sure it's L1 only but it's great L1 if that's what you're looking for.

Wow, don't think Yuki has gotten as much air time over the years as she's had in the past week, heh.

Anyways, do a meticulous search of her name in this thread. There may be a single post about more services, which I can, er, will neither confirm nor deny.

(Please no PMs, just do your homework).

**Moss734** · 11-18-25 21:19

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Bro why did you post a clip from a porn vid saying that's her and she let you take pics? Or is that your identical twin cock as well?

Read his past posts and those under his other aliases and then gauge the credibility. I didn't see that girl, or anybody resembling her when I stopped by last week. I walked in, saw the available staff and walked out. She may not have been working but that was just my experience when I checked it out.

**Nowhere500** · 11-18-25 20:15

Saw Yuki again at 50-50 Spa on 63 xx Irving. She's just fantastic. Great body. Great massage and attitude. Best prostate massage in Chicago for sure. Her HJ technique is truly exceptional and starts while you're still face down. Also, I just love getting my hands on her. Just an incredible body. Maybe my new atf. Pretty sure it's L1 only but it's great L1 if that's what you're looking for.

**HappyGardener** · 11-18-25 19:51

Originally Posted by Bhar35 [View Original Post]

Been feeling numb lately so went to the Chicago Asian Spa. Just on and western Ave. But yeah definitely needed a good escape.

Nova had to be about 25 or so. Was very pretty. Probably in College or something since it was really easy to communicate with her. Appearance, build, titts, and ass were all great. Her looks alone already started to snap me out of my intrusive thoughts that have been haunting me.

As for the massage and service. I've got no complaints. Nova did well on giving what I wanted in the most understanding way possible. It's just the way she touched and talked to me. As if we've known each other. Felt personal, intimate, and very GFE. Nice sensual and meaning movements even when she was sucking all the sorrow out of me. When it came to that, I completely have forgotten all the BS in my personal life. Not a single second of her attention on me was sacrificed. Feeling much better now.

The blacked out window place on the west side of the street next to the used car lot? South of Diversey? That's had a yellow sticker license suspended sign on it for three weeks plus a For Rent sign for two weeks. Is it reopened already?

**Mitsom** · 11-18-25 18:32

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Where do you go for the best deep tissue massage + L1. I think I've exhausted Sunkiss so was looking for a new spot.

On Milwaukee. Haven't been in a while but if Tina is still there she gives a great massage and B cups come out on the L1. Two door entry so you walk in off the street before ringing the bell. If you go report back. I'd like to know who they have there now. Likely same crew.