Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 11-18-25 14:50

Hello,

Thinking about where I want to go this week and I'm now leaning towards SXL. Can anyone tell me who I should go for if I'm looking for an actual good massage from a therapist with big tits. I would love to either just go for an L1 or Russian. Any intel would be greatly appreciated. Thanks gentlemen.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-18-25 12:52

Originally Posted by OrangeLine1 [View Original Post]

That's her or she has an identical twin.

I mean, that's the exact screenshot / screencap that was shared. It must've pulled it from the internet.

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

LOL I knew I wasn't crazy. The lighting, the costume, the dribbling.

You can't define porn, but you know it when you see it!

Agreed, hahaha, I've seen my fair share of porn to know one when I see one, hahaha! Oh, and google image search is your friend. Anytime I see pics in an ad, seemingly too good to be true, that's my first search.

**Andrew Morgan** · 11-18-25 11:17

Originally Posted by TylerBlack [View Original Post]

What a sweet fucking day. That Spa on west Fullerton was the gift that kept on giving.

Had some extra cash to just blow away. Lainey was such a proper THOT. I respect her never give up mentality on just wanting to * it out simply for my pleasure. A lot of wax on wax off motions in the beginning to get it all set in motion. When the time was right, I got a condom on. As Lainey is being a good girl by blowing my dick, I let her know what a wonderful she was. Immediately I felt her nails graze my balls while she sucks me. After she went on her back and spread her legs open. Lainey spread them so wide she almost did the splits. On reaction I shove my cock all the way in. No doubt she was loving it. Last few moments I grabbed her boobs, and gave the final pushes. Came so hard I yelled out.

After cleanup it was time to leave and get some food.

Hell of a session, man.

**TheWoodButcher** · 11-18-25 10:07

With the recent reviews of Yuki at 50/50 I had to see for myself. Appointment only. Which was weird. Asked for 11:30 and it questioned, several times. But whatever. Get there, sent a text. Tell me to come to door. A very petite short haired younger girl answered, led me to room. This was not Yuki. Then I waited for like 5 minutes? Yuki comes in takes my money and leaves room for another 5 minutes? I always think it's funny when they try and hand you your change, I'm lying bare assed face down, where am I supposed to put that. LOL. She starts massage, more of a rub down than a real massage, but that's not really the reason I was there. After about 10 minutes she leaves again? Is gone for another few minutes and comes back in a different outfit. I guess she got hot. Or so she said. I wasn't a big fan of the p spot massage. Started with my on my stomach, and rubbed my taint, and as the last guy said, she pulls your cock out so she can rub that while your on your stomach. But she wasn't gentle. At all. Onto the flip. Not much P spot attention, more rubbing and then a average L1 finish. Would I repeat? Maybe. Hard to find girls who do prostate stimulation. But she never really got into it, in my opinion. She's older. I'd say 50's. But has a fantastic ass that I rubbed for a good portion of the session. 1. 6 all in, which is cheap IMO.

**MikeJones6969** · 11-18-25 01:00

I was literally omw to see her but then I saw this, no nipple sucking what a fucken bummer, glad I didn't waste my time lmaooo huge tits and can't suck on them is a crime!

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I went to see Salome at the spa on Lawrence across from the McDonalds. I will agree with previous posters that she is attractive with amazing breasts and a butt that is two hands worthy. She let me fondle those breasts but would not let me suck those nipples. No go on the DATY as well.

I've been to that place a few times, usually based on a report on here, but I've always found the experience to be lacking. Booker texted me that it was 70/ ht plus tip. She asked for $200 total in the room. I was in and out in 30 minutes. 15 minute soft touch massage. Flip and she got naked. CBJ, standing mish and then cowgirl. She knows her cowgirl. I let go after a minute of that.

Doorbell rang twice while there and I could hear bodies sleeping on either side of my room when I left.

She goes back to NYC in one week.

**Dinosaur9** · 11-18-25 00:51

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

The Earth has a Thai pornstar working there now?? Because that pic is of Marlee Kai. And here's the video that came from https://www.xnxx.com/video-17ddbr7e/...load_in_mouth..

LOL I knew I wasn't crazy. The lighting, the costume, the dribbling.

You can't define porn, but you know it when you see it!

**OrangeLine1** · 11-17-25 22:50

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

The Earth has a Thai pornstar working there now?? Because that pic is of Marlee Kai. And here's the video that came from https://www.xnxx.com/video-17ddbr7e/...load_in_mouth..

That's her or she has an identical twin.

**Tyler Black** · 11-17-25 20:52

What a sweet fucking day. That Spa on west Fullerton was the gift that kept on giving.

Had some extra cash to just blow away. Lainey was such a proper THOT. I respect her never give up mentality on just wanting to * it out simply for my pleasure. A lot of wax on wax off motions in the beginning to get it all set in motion. When the time was right, I got a condom on. As Lainey is being a good girl by blowing my dick, I let her know what a wonderful she was. Immediately I felt her nails graze my balls while she sucks me. After she went on her back and spread her legs open. Lainey spread them so wide she almost did the splits. On reaction I shove my cock all the way in. No doubt she was loving it. Last few moments I grabbed her boobs, and gave the final pushes. Came so hard I yelled out.

After cleanup it was time to leave and get some food.

**HappyGardener** · 11-17-25 20:49

I'm going to be down on the East Side of Chicago tomorrow and trying to decide if I should see Apple at Jasmine Spa on 106th or see one of my regulars on the North side on the way home. Do I go for the unknown or go for trusted service. I like the thrill of venturing into a new place, but the comfort of the tried and true is nice as well.

**Fit312** · 11-17-25 20:14

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

So then I went to Ashland Perfect. I like how you can just walk in from the street. Greeting by a hottie who goes by Angel. Guys the name is right. Petite with a wonderful rack, probably D and looked natural to me. Maybe 30-35 yo. Beautiful face with thick lips that looked great wrapped around jr. Was either $50 or $70 door fee in the room then when she comes back $160 she agrees for FS and BBJ.

Might be the same girl that's worked at P10 and BI if she's got a tattoo on her shoulder.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-17-25 19:30

Originally Posted by OrangeLine1 [View Original Post]

Pic of her in action.

The Earth has a Thai pornstar working there now?? Because that pic is of Marlee Kai. And here's the video that came from https://www.xnxx.com/video-17ddbr7e/...load_in_mouth..

**Emmaus21** · 11-17-25 18:45

Originally Posted by OrangeLine1 [View Original Post]

She is leaving soon and for a few extra $$ she will let you take pics trust me she is the girl in the picture and has zero gag reflex I'm 9" not bragging and she handles it like it's 3".

What's the rate?

**Mitsom** · 11-17-25 17:42

Went to Rose on Archer again a week or so ago. Landed the same girl from my previous review who won't BBJ and tries to put the rubber on while you're limp. Has a lot of no's. Won't do this won't do that. Probably early 40's, short, attractive enough in the face, decent rack, no a $$. Wouldn't be that bad but her service is poor. BBJ lasts about 45 sec before she wants to move on and keeps putting water in her mouth to blow you and spitting it out into a bucket. Crushed her guts again and despite her constant complaints about my size she laid there with her legs trembling after I had finished in mish then showed me on her translator the words "You are awesome". Then when I'm getting dressed to gtfo of that hellhole she gets up from the table after her legs stop trembling and actually squats over the bucket with water shed been spitting in and washes her cooch from it. Nasty ho. Side note, if you do go there know that the place looks abandoned. No sign on. And they take forever with you standing there to answer the door. Only positive really is you don't pay a door fee.

Later that week went to D&D on archer. Been reviewed before as legit. Second time there but wanted to test the water again to see if a happy ending might be in the cards. It was not. I will say I received one of the best legit massages from the woman I had. Not particularly attractive. Skinny and older. I did have fun on the flip with jr getting hard under the little sheet while she massaged my chest and knowing she could see it turned me on. When she went down to do legs I would clinch it when she was looking that way so she could see I was hard and it popped up under the sheet. Then when she went out to get hot towel I pulled the sheet back some so the head was poking out. She came in and immediately covered it with the sheet again LOL. Gave her $20 tip on the way out and she says you come back again soon. I might have fun and go again and on flip tell her I'm too hot for the sheet. I will likely be back the massage was that good.

Then today went back to Rose on archer against my better judgement hoping they had a new rotation. Skinny granny answered the door. Hard pass. Asked her inside via translator how many girls they have and she says 2. I ask to see the other one. Same chick as my other two reviews. Said I will be back later and walked out. Decided to try Lian56 but didn't like the vibes out front with neighbors across the street having signs that everything is under surveillance and you having to wait on the sidewalk for them to answer.

So then I went to Ashland Perfect. I like how you can just walk in from the street. Greeting by a hottie who goes by Angel. Guys the name is right. Petite with a wonderful rack, probably D and looked natural to me. Maybe 30-35 yo. Beautiful face with thick lips that looked great wrapped around jr. Was either $50 or $70 door fee in the room then when she comes back $160 she agrees for FS and BBJ. This girl is really lovely and gave a very good BBJ. Didn't deep throat but went to the back of her mouth and had nice hand action. Let me hold her by the hair and pump her mouth for a bit. Didn't rush it. Had to tell her I was ready for the P. Did the usually positions. A $$ looked surprisingly good in doggie with nice shape and she arched her back nicely. Sexy looking b hole that was all shinny from the lube on my balls smacking against it in mish. Slipped my thumb in but she pulled my hand away. But then let me just rub it with my thumb on the outside while I plowed her in doggie. Actually has hips. In mish was great seeing that beautiful face and juicy lips and those D'ish looking boobs bouncing around. I sucked on the nips often. Did everything I wanted without hesitation. Only complaint I have is that she used damn near a half thing of lube squirting that goop all over the place and reapplying every time I switched positions. Made her P feel a little sloppy. 2nd time in mish told her I was ready and wanted to bust on her boobs. "Ok fine". Pounded her out until I jumped off the table, snatched off the wrapper, and jerked with my head up against her boobs and nips until I splattered them. For you boobs fans this one is a must see. I'd def do some titty f-ing if I saw her again. Super hot IMO.

**OrangeLine1** · 11-17-25 17:35

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

Is she an ex pornstar or something? Where is this from LOL.

She is leaving soon and for a few extra $$ she will let you take pics trust me she is the girl in the picture and has zero gag reflex I'm 9" not bragging and she handles it like it's 3".

**LessNaruto** · 11-17-25 17:35

Hey all,

I don't write too many reviews, but I saw Yuki (I'm pretty sure its the same as all of the other posters) about a week and a half ago at 5050 and I can confirm that she does dress comfy and not provocative, but super fit. Manmades for sure, smaller booty but still very cute. Probably early 40's? I only got clothed L1 but she does the best L1 I've ever gotten. While on your stomach she will pull your dick out from under you and massage it and your prostate via gooch for a bit and it feels heavenly. She'll then have you flip and she will ask if you want an internal prostate massage with L1. She also offered body-2-body massage, but that was extra (60 if I remember). I blew like a tank from the p-spot massage and L1. She was super good. Only critique is she can be a bit rough at times on the dickbut it was memorable LOL.

Overall it was 160 for 1 hr of massage and L1 + pspot massage.