Massage Parlor Reports

**ForumFan** · 12-19-25 00:19

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

150 is pretty bad LOL, but whatever I guess. You don't really have to haggle, just laugh and say 'that's the price for boom boom' or something like that. I actually think they like you more if you laugh when they say 200 or whatever. 60-80/100-120/140-180. It used to be easy to tip 2/3, 1. 5, 2 (and change) times the house fee.

**SleadHead** · 12-17-25 19:31

Has anybody tried the new places around? How about the Yan spa on Garland?

**LieonMe** · 12-16-25 16:01

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Everyones experience is different. Some walk out on granny's some don't. I don't think you'll get a FS offer there. Seems most places that used to offer it now don't so they don't get shut down. It appears this is agreement that the city came to with them. Napa one use to swap out fit 30's something girls every month and do FS and now they swapped to no FS and the same girl has been there ever since. Let us know if you get FS though! Would be nice to have another option.

**Gophy** · 12-16-25 11:17

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Generally I'm paying 75-100 for HJ or CBJ. 150 ish for FS. Last year in Yakima I was getting BBFS for that but that was the Wild West and got shut down. I haven't been to an AMP in Spokane but these prices have been pretty consistent everywhere else.

**Ryancp81** · 12-15-25 20:41

Yeah I get it. I paid way too much for a shitty CBJ. That's on me but despite that the visit overall was high in my book. Try the place out, or don't. Just sharing my opinion.

Originally Posted by Gophy [View Original Post]

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?

**Gophy** · 12-14-25 21:00

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

Am I missing something? This was an 8/10? You got what I barely qualify as a passing score. Like 2/10. Is Spokane this bad?

**Ryancp81** · 12-14-25 19:33

Located on the south hill, called u.MI massage. Easy to google, it's on 27th just west of Ray behind the big 29th st shopping center and next door to a legit tanning / spa. Inconsipicuous and professional enough looking from the outside. We'll see how long it lasts.

Copy / paste of what I submitted on RM:

My days of writing many reviews are gone but this was a hidden gem I figured worth mentioning, especially in todays climate of municipalities like the Valley (where I live) closing shops. I wasn't expecting much here but a HJ from a granny but was genuinely surprised with the attractiveness and personality of Julie. Unlike most providers she has a great looking body and nice smile. Face attractiveness probably a high 7 IMHO. Massage was above average on a well padded table. Music was decent through ceiling and not a phone. Massage was pretty thorough and not all elbows like most half-assed ones. Short period of typical teasing prior to the flip and a small water before the fun.

Play time. She offered a HJ or BJ, I didn't ask about CFS but will ask on the next visit since I unforately didn't haggle her horrendous tip request of $150 for what turned out to be a saran wrap but decent CBJ. It was all of a minute or two before she stopped for just a HJ. Since I paid out the ass for a short CBJ and HJ, I asked if I could COB and she quickly obliged. A decent load released on her firm but real C's. I know I paid to much but didn't want to play the numbers argument. Just wanted to keep the vibe. Next time I'll haggle her down or see if she'll do CFS for that price but the place looks possibly too clean and legit aesthetically for CFS plus I think she was the only one there.

This will probably be my go-to from now on unless something magical happens in the Valley, though likley won't anytime soon. She said she's from Beijing, not the owner and the place has only been open 3 months. Worth the visit if you get Julie and haggle her down to a more reasonable number like 80-120 for a CBJ if that's your thing. Got another water on the way out. Overally a 8/10 experience here, reccommend!

**DownRigger** · 12-13-25 13:53

Originally Posted by Rblair [View Original Post]

Went by and saw that it looks closed. This was the one way up north by zips. Does anybody know where the middle aged main lady ended up? She had a decent set of cans, I had a couple of good massages from her and was comfortable.

It seams like this is where they said they were moving to.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chene...r/818512783621

**Rblair** · 12-12-25 14:58

Went by and saw that it looks closed. This was the one way up north by zips. Does anybody know where the middle aged main lady ended up? She had a decent set of cans, I had a couple of good massages from her and was comfortable.

**SnoreLax777** · 12-12-25 09:43

Recent Adventures.

Crystal Sea.

This was back in September. Arrived early evening, granny wearing a night gown, I should of walked away but I didn't. Bad massage, but I will say the teasing was top notch. Just wanted an HE but more was available. She kept on trying to put her pussy in my face and I wasn't trying to eat that out, so I put a finger in her butt and that calmed her down some LOL she almost fell off the table. Finished and left, it will be a bit if I ever return.

Airway Heights One.

Arrived about 9 ish, paid an hr. She was probably in her 40's,wearing a black dress, sandals, and some nice red panties. Massage wasn't very good, teasing ok. She can take some dick tho, I fucked the shit out of her, she was doing the Asian moaning thing very loud LOL. $140 for the deed. As I was trying to leave she kept on trying to kiss me but she's a smoker, I kept trying to pull away but she wanted to try to kiss me more. I would repeat.

**SleadHead** · 11-20-25 00:53

Originally Posted by Anon5873 [View Original Post]

Saw this spot while out and about, anyone got an insight?

Full service if you are regular only.

**Anon5873** · 11-19-25 02:00

Saw this spot while out and about, anyone got an insight?

**Ryancp81** · 11-11-25 23:13

Originally Posted by DownRigger [View Original Post]

I have never heard of the Sunny spa. Location please.

It's literally the first result if you search Sunny spa Spokane. On mullan in the valley.

**DownRigger** · 11-09-25 12:40

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Spokane is the worst now of the big cities in the PNW. When I went to Vegas, I went quite a way off strip and found a girl that literally does a handstand while she sucking ya off. I will say that I went to Sunny spa last week and had a decent massage from an average body 50's provide provider. On the flip no argument with tip at. 60. Mostly grannies working here though.

I have never heard of the Sunny spa. Location please.

**Ryancp81** · 11-08-25 22:34

Originally Posted by PriceIsRight39 [View Original Post]

At this point fellas save it and go to Vegas for a weekend where there is still a chance. Although the strip chased out all the normal people for whales, off strip can still be cool. The broads off strip are reasonable. I got a 23 yo cutie for the night for the price of two massages in geg. It was a one off cause she didn't want to drive home. Or did she like me? Hahaha.

Spokane is the worst now of the big cities in the PNW. When I went to Vegas, I went quite a way off strip and found a girl that literally does a handstand while she sucking ya off. I will say that I went to Sunny spa last week and had a decent massage from an average body 50's provide provider. On the flip no argument with tip at. 60. Mostly grannies working here though.