Massage Parlor Reports

[DynaMagick]

I will be visiting Seattle and staying near Pike Place Market. Are there any good spots nearby?

[Gibs789]

I don't know Joey well yet, but I have several girls I deeply like as people. The little infatuations come and go, I'll always amazed when a massage girl shows typical jealousy and possessiveness. How does that compute? But emotions aside, some are just people I enjoy. Often for me nowadays they are MMS's, not an easy job either. I don't give a flying fuck if some think I am a simp, I do what I enjoy.

We are here for sex, but sex is better with human beings. Our robot overlords may decide differently in the future, but I like the present.

Well put. It's definitely not anyone's job to pretend that each encounter makes you special friends, but it is definitely possible always to interact as a persons on a personal level, as one human being to another, with all the basic rights and responsibilities that should entail. And that goes both ways. When I meet a girl who just looks through / past / beyond me like I'm a thing, I just get dressed and leave. I'm never going to own an ai doll and I don't want a plastic provider. Similarly, I always try to focus on the person I'm with, see what they find pleasurable, go with it a bit, try to communicate what I want, and see what we can do to give both of us a good time. It's the mutuality and momentary connection that really makes for the best visits. And as a prelude I always show up with clean hair and body, teeth brushed, mouth washed, closely shaved (for those without beards etc), and in general as little repulsive as I can be at my stage of life. Then afterwards the need for respect continues. They've sold you an hour of time, and that's what you've received. You haven't purchased rights in perpetuity. If they indicate they're open to more communication, go with it. If not, respect their boundaries. You've bought a little of their time, not all of it, and not them. Buy another hour if you want some more. Once in a while if you're lucky, magic may happen, and something clicks on both sides. But it's rare and not something you can force, and in most cases probably not something to pursue. Mixing pleasure and business and all that. But it's generally an amazing privilege to be able to spend time with these beautiful ladies, and a little kindness and consideration is the lubricant that makes the big wheel turn.

[Strong1954]

I don't know Joey well yet, but I have several girls I deeply like as people. The little infatuations come and go, I'll always amazed when a massage girl shows typical jealousy and possessiveness. How does that compute? But emotions aside, some are just people I enjoy. Often for me nowadays they are MMS's, not an easy job either. I don't give a flying fuck if some think I am a simp, I do what I enjoy.

We are here for sex, but sex is better with human beings. Our robot overlords may decide differently in the future, but I like the present.

I agree with Gibs regarding Joey.

[CSnow]

Is Emma still there doing BBFS?

I never met Emma but I don't believe she's still there.

[KrDoggy]

I don't know Joey well yet, but I have several girls I deeply like as people. The little infatuations come and go, I'll always amazed when a massage girl shows typical jealousy and possessiveness. How does that compute? But emotions aside, some are just people I enjoy. Often for me nowadays they are MMS's, not an easy job either. I don't give a flying fuck if some think I am a simp, I do what I enjoy.

We are here for sex, but sex is better with human beings. Our robot overlords may decide differently in the future, but I like the present.

Joey is actually a pretty cool and inspiring person if you ever get her in the mood to talk. A total professional with a really solid head on her shoulders and big heart underneath. Let me just save the haters time by making the "simp" calls myself, but some of these girls are very admirable people in a lot of ways, and they aren't always here to support drug habits or a lust for fashion goods or travel, but often extended families back home with medical needs, etc. Hats off to them, I say (except when it's time to put the hats on, so to speak).

[Gibs789]

LOL the lasso an excellent idea. I'm glad I listened to folks here and went back for Joey.

Joey is actually a pretty cool and inspiring person if you ever get her in the mood to talk. A total professional with a really solid head on her shoulders and big heart underneath. Let me just save the haters time by making the "simp" calls myself, but some of these girls are very admirable people in a lot of ways, and they aren't always here to support drug habits or a lust for fashion goods or travel, but often extended families back home with medical needs, etc. Hats off to them, I say (except when it's time to put the hats on, so to speak).

[Nwscout]

LOL the lasso an excellent idea. I'm glad I listened to folks here and went back for Joey.

That's the power of the hive mind!

[Taycation]

Where is q massage? I googled bjt it lists lynwood as an address and looks to swanky for guys like us.

It is in Shoreline off of 145th: https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-q-mas...line-wa-217056#rubmaps.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Where is q massage? I googled bjt it lists lynwood as an address and looks to swanky for guys like us.

Never been there myself, but it's not in Lynnwood, it's in Shoreline (although Seattle is technically on the other side of the street), 145th and 12th (a bit east of I-5).

[Pnwtravlr]

I am very interested in checking out the girls at Q Massage in Shoreline, but have a couple questions.

- Is there an entrance in the back of the building? I try to avoid highly public entrances if possible.

- What is the cost for a 45 min session + tip? I have been seeing $200 on this forum and just hoping to get confirmation.

Appreciate any info and feedback you have, stay safe out there fellas!

Where is q massage? I googled bjt it lists lynwood as an address and looks to swanky for guys like us.

[KrDoggy]

LOL the lasso an excellent idea. I'm glad I listened to folks here and went back for Joey.

Spot on. Thanks for the cg tip. Maybe I'll give her a lasso to wave around. She could probably think of other uses for it too. She told me she's going to be in the area through the end of the year, though she may switch to another shop next month. Can't go wrong with either girl at BJ now. Most of us should probably get medical clearance before trying both of these firecrackers at once, but following your reviews, Kr, I think your life is just one long cardiac stress test after another, so you're probably ok!

[CSnow]

I've been down to Good only once. It wasn't bad or anything but I wasn't blown away. It was a few months ago.

When I got there, a cute girl opened the door. Not amazing looking (I thought back then) but quite attractive. Led me into the room. I told her an hour and handed her $$ She asked if I wanted 2 girls. I did have an extra $ with me, but she said $$ I said no, $$$ was all I had. She took a quick meeting with the other girl, LOL, and said OK but the other girl would only stay for a little bit. Fair enough, I think that's how they normally do it, isn't it? Has anyone gotten both girls in the room for the entire session? In my experience the main girl does the entire session, with the second girl popping in and out as she has time (probably fucking other guys in other rooms when she pops out). Those ladies are multitasking pros.

Anyway, the second girl was slightly older, slightly thinner, but plenty hot. Larger and clearly man-made boobs. Can't remember the name of the second one. I know the name of the first one but will withhold to avoid getting her in trouble. Anyway, the duo started nice, with both of them doing simultaneous BBBJ, as in two mouths on my shaft, then first girl was sitting on my face while the second girl jumped on me in CG and RCG. I couldn't hold it and popped my first shot. Second girl said she was happy she was the one to get the first shot from me. OK, a bit of a weird complement, LOL, but she was trying to be sweet so it's all good. After that first girl gave me massage for a while, which was OK but nothing to write home about. Then she asked if I want the second shot. I thought it was a given, but turned out she wanted more money again. I told her I have no more money and I expected two shots since I was doing two girls. She kept insisting that I can use cash app or some shit, but I kept telling her I don't use that (which is true actually). Finally she relented and was going to give me a HJ. I was a bit disappointed that I wasn't going to get to fuck her and told her to at least suck it and swallow. She was reluctant at first but then got into it and performed. I believe she did swallow.

So it was on OK session. They were both attractive. $300 for two fairly hot chicks is not a bad deal. These days in Seattle area I'd say it's pretty good. Being able to fuck only one of the two was disappointing. Constant upsell was fairly annoying.

At the end the first girl starts insisting on getting my phone number so I come back and see her again. I wasn't planning on seeing her again after all the upsell, but gave her the number. Figured what the hell. She texted me immediately and asked me to save her number. In a few days she texted to see if I was going to come back and see her again. I ghosted her.

Several months passed, and last week she starts texting me all of sudden that she's back in Seattle and she wants me to come see her. I ghosted her until today, with her texting me daily. She was kind of nice about it I guess, with "good morning, are you going to come see me? Hope you have a good day". I mean she was polite anyway, LOL. Today she texted me that she is leaving tomorrow and it's my last chance to see her. I was half way thinking of driving to one of my favorite places (Tokyo, JM, Brisa, or maybe even Good) and figured let me make sure that she is *not* there to avoid an awkward conversation (why haven't you come to see me, honey? Blah blah blah). So I texted her asking her where she was. To my surprise she sends me a hotel address in downtown Bellevue. Bellevue? Fuck, that changes everything. That's very convenient for me and solves my dilemma of wanting to fuck a chick without spending 2 hours round-trip in fucking Seattle traffic. She's 10 minutes away. I tell her OK, I will come see her at such and such time. She says text me when you get here. I drive over, park nearby at a shopping center, and walk to the hotel with $$ and just in case an extra $ in another pocket (you never know what might be on the table, but there was no way I would give her more than $$ for just regular service). She asks me to wait a minute (probably was getting previous monger out and cleaning up). She texted me with her room number after a couple of minutes. I walked up and she was waiting by the door which she opened immediately, nice and discreet.

I was surprised by how hot she was. I didn't remember her being quite that hot. She saw my face and laughed "you don't remember me? I mean I did and I didn't. She wore nice sexy see-through black dress that she promptly lost. She's basically a spinner with nice natural C or D breasts. Totally flat stomach. Nice legs, nice ass. I so don't remember her looking that good at Good Massage, LOL. I mean it was a nice surprise.

The service was good but not remarkable. You can't use a shower because she has no towels. Common problems with the hotel hookers. Smarter ones have their own that they wash in a laundry. She had no towel for me and simply washed my junk in the sink. Then to the bed for very very nice BBBJ. Then I went down on her. She was clean, thank god. She said I was tickling her, LOL. That was a first I guess. So didn't stay there long. A bit of kissing, but she does the Asian style stick-out-tongue DFK I am not a fan of. I tried kissing her normally and she started laughing at me moving my tongue around. OK, I guess that's not happening. Outside of those two things, we did CG, mish, and then standing doggy. She looked amazing in all three positions and felt nice and tight. I am a smallish dick guy, and she was nice and snug for me, which was great. I could've popped quick but I was taking my time and really enjoying the feeling. Unfortunately she had other plans. At around half hour mark she wanted to finish me with a HJ. I asked for BBBJCIM instead. She confirmed "suck out finish?" Yeah, I guess that's an accurate way to do describe that, LOL. She delivered nicely, but didn't swallow and instead rushed out to the bathroom. Spent good long time there cleaning herself up and rinsing her mouth and brushing her teeth / gargling mouthwash. So she definitely keeps herself clean. I was hoping for a wet towel or something, but she didn't help me with the cleanup at all. She got dressed and got on the phone as soon as she got back into the room. No massage, no cuddling, no chatting (her English is very bad to be fair). I cleaned myself up and got out of there.

The damage was only $$. I didn't ask her how much, that's how much I gave her. I guess it got me 30 minutes. Honestly I think it would be 30 minutes even if I gave her more. She already had someone else lined up I'm guessing. She did check her phone during the session a couple of times, and was answering messages as I was leaving.

Surprisingly, I would repeat with her if she is in Bellevue again. It wasn't my best session, but she is probably 9 out of 10 for me in looks department. Service was a 7. I mean BBBJ was very nice, and she obliged me with CIM at the end. She is very nice and tight as well, so while she didn't want me to go for too long, I did enjoy the sex, more so than with many other girls. I wouldn't drive for her to Seattle or somewhere else. I would've gone to one of the many wonderful AMPs we have now that girls that are equally pretty but provide much better service for the hour. However the convenience of downtown Bellevue was a huge factor for me. I asked her when she was going to be back, and she said in 3 days she was going to be in a hotel 10 minutes from this one. Depending on where exactly I might pay her another visit. It was a nice quicky, though not nearly as nice as going to JM.

[Peebles]

Had some time to kill and just wanted a chill time, Hit up GreenSpa for a last min appointment took a few back and forth but it worked out. MMS basically said get your ass over here now! LOL Got there drop down the $260 donation (house and tip) Then we're off to the showers. In the TS I was really feeling it with the B2 B and requested Apple to keep it up for while longer, Which turned out with her sitting on my ass and massaging my soapy body. She was about to slide down to part my cheeks, Which I declined and had her continue to massage me and slide her cute little ass all over me. Apple asked me to turn over and I just asked her to wash me up and save the action for the room.

After getting dried off I had her put in work for the rest of the session. Excellent shaft / ball play, Seamlessly switch over to her handjob when her mouth was on break. Apple applied the cover and almost ruined me in CowGirl, I returned the favor in K9 and we definitely vibed. Her pussy was shaven smooth and very wet gooey like, my ex gf had that same gooey pussy. I loved it and ate her out from behind after doggy. We kissed through the session especially when she was grinding on the pole. I had her finish the me off with her mouth. Apple could feel me pulsating and she went for it full force DT, I couldn't hold it back anymore and popped my milk in her mouth.

[Manager9]

So bummed to read there are 2 new girls at Q. Does anyone know where. Lucy and Tiger. Went.

I had a great upgrade with Lucy amd was looking forward. To. Tiger.

Tiger should be at Tokyo AFAIK. Text the number and ask them.

[Manager9]

Spot on. Thanks for the cg tip. Maybe I'll give her a lasso to wave around. She could probably think of other uses for it too. She told me she's going to be in the area through the end of the year, though she may switch to another shop next month. Can't go wrong with either girl at BJ now. Most of us should probably get medical clearance before trying both of these firecrackers at once, but following your reviews, Kr, I think your life is just one long cardiac stress test after another, so you're probably ok!

Thanks for reminding that Joey does that LOL. I have fucked her quiet a few times over the years at different spots and, now you mention it, I remember that she has no gag reflex. I haven't seen her at the new spot because I am trying new talent in the area but I guess I'll have to plan a trip to see the TUMA queen and ask if she is down for PSE style throat fuck.