Massage Parlor Reports

[RayGun123]

Anyone got anything interesting on the South side of town? Or same old same old?

Been awhile since much of anything has been talked about in the South, used to be the place to go.

There just hasn't been anything interesting to report. I haven't tried Rose due to their weird open then closed then open then who knows. Plus I don't love their price point.

I only get out every month or so and tbh most of the time I just stick with Kings because it's usually a consistent experience. Usually allow some form of touching and no hassle finish that's not too rushed. Most of the ladies are ok to look at with one or two that are above avg, a couple that I'd even call hot. Only reason for me to look elsewhere is if someplace offers L2 or something. I still think about the BJ I had at maple the one time.

But I think there's 6-8 different joints down in my general area that are more than likely HE. Phoenix and heavenly in bville are the only two I haven't hat luck at recently.

[RayGun123]

Any intelligence on this spot off Hwy 7X. Could I leave happy or at least satisfied?

I've done heavenly a few times over the years. Back in the BP days they advertised with pics of hot young ladies but it was notorious for being legit with false advertising.

They used to have table shower that was actually quite nice, but last time I went there they said "no table shower, only nice massage" and the massage wasn't that nice so haven't been back.

To be fair, that was probably more than a year ago by now.

[MplsMatt47]

I had a good time at Gulin as well, she surprised me with all the taint teasing and when she got me on all fours I didn't last a minute LOL.

I was close and gave a call to schedule 15 minutes ahead of time last Friday. She said come right in. I had a great time a month ago and wanted a repeat performance and headed right over. The word must have been out with you mongers. She was just placing one in the stall and there was a guy waiting on the sofa and an another just getting going by the looks of it. I looked at the mama San and said I called 10 million nites ago and you said come right in. She said sorry honey you sit for now and we hurry. I noped out and decided to visit an old standard down the road. I understand they want to make hay when the word is out but what a pile up. Not my style.

[MnPacker06]

Any idea if these are the same two gals that had meh reports a few months back? Or are they new new and worth touching base again?

I got the same messages—pretty sure it was a mass message. I actually got the message Helen and Luna. I was in there a couple weeks ago and it was the same people that were meh. Luna is the one from earlier in the summer for sure.

[Mnguy372]

Helen texted me and said she now has two girls. She also texted me about their special treatment experience. It is a 30 minute massage with the new Chinese girl who has 14 years professional experience and then a 30 minute massage with a Vietnamese girl, which is either Helen or Jade to followup with the extras. Price is the same as before ($100 per hour) and they would appreciate a kind words and small tips.

952-838-533 five, which is Helen's number. She would like a 2 hour advance notice for appointments.

Any idea if these are the same two gals that had meh reports a few months back? Or are they new new and worth touching base again?

[Dream44]

Helen texted me and said she now has two girls. She also texted me about their special treatment experience. It is a 30 minute massage with the new Chinese girl who has 14 years professional experience and then a 30 minute massage with a Vietnamese girl, which is either Helen or Jade to followup with the extras. Price is the same as before ($100 per hour) and they would appreciate a kind words and small tips.

952-838-533 five, which is Helen's number. She would like a 2 hour advance notice for appointments.

Sorry Folks.

I meant to say Helen and Luna and not Jade. My apologies for the confusion.

[Dream44]

Helen texted me and said she now has two girls. She also texted me about their special treatment experience. It is a 30 minute massage with the new Chinese girl who has 14 years professional experience and then a 30 minute massage with a Vietnamese girl, which is either Helen or Jade to followup with the extras. Price is the same as before ($100 per hour) and they would appreciate a kind words and small tips.

952-838-533 five, which is Helen's number. She would like a 2 hour advance notice for appointments.

[Goodluck123]

I had a good time at Gulin as well, she surprised me with all the taint teasing and when she got me on all fours I didn't last a minute LOL.

Is this Guilin in ham lake or somewhere else I'm just trying to figure out what going on.

[Goodluck123]

I had a good time at Gulin as well, she surprised me with all the taint teasing and when she got me on all fours I didn't last a minute LOL.

Sorry if I come off as dumb but I'm new to the forum who and and where is this Guilin at and if you can't say here I would appreciate a DM for more info.

[Lanandrin]

Guilin will do that as well, but be prepared the taint will be played with and then well their is full insertion a little lower or higher based on position. An on all four release is for me as well pretty spectacular. Add in the other sensitive spots, and I could drop right there and sleep for hours. Undeniably draining! I go to Ham lake quietly more than I should. .

I had a good time at Gulin as well, she surprised me with all the taint teasing and when she got me on all fours I didn't last a minute LOL.

[Cypress7]

I have gotten L1 from MiMi and Lisa. But, it was not very good, to say the least. With Lisa, I could not touch anything! Even OTC. Just weird. Sad because this place is closest to me, but not going to return. Rather do it myself. I don't know about Tina and Coco, but some here have weighed in on Coco. Nothing.

What was the bill for Mimi service?

[Mplsguy9]

Saw Coco at Jade recently, she left me uncovered on flip and let me touch her butt lightly but when I gestured near the end of the massage she looked offended. Weird experience cause why not just cover me on the flip if no L1.

It was my first time there but Coco also just started a week or two ago so not sure what to make of it. She also wore what looked like Nurse scrubs.

Take it for what you will, first time at Jade for me and not sure I'll be back, it's a shame cause Coco is definitely OK on the eyes.

I have gotten L1 from MiMi and Lisa. But, it was not very good, to say the least. With Lisa, I could not touch anything! Even OTC. Just weird. Sad because this place is closest to me, but not going to return. Rather do it myself. I don't know about Tina and Coco, but some here have weighed in on Coco. Nothing.

[BurtForPres]

They were talked about when they first opened, don't recall anyone saying they went. Someone, I believe Burt, thought there might be some possibilities based on reviews in Iowa. In turned out that that location went rogue and wasn't even listed on their website anymore. Besides for the high price, it gives off a lot of legit only vibes. I shop at that L&B once in a while and I used to go out of my way to do a slow drive by to see if anything looked promising but I stopped doing that since never saw any hints of anything but being legit.

I visited about a month ago after their new ownership. So it seems like this location also went rogue. They no longer have any footy rooty marketing stuff in their shop. They must have just changed ownership recently. Unfortunately for us, it's DIY only. Makes sense, as the location is way too busy. Being next to the grocery store really sucks. The DIY I got was actually nice, she pulled out her fun bags for me to suck on. But refused to finish the job. Skip it.

[LastsLonger]

I went got a massage last week in Ham lake. Typical mn Asian lady, 40's or so. Not terrible on the eyes. 5/10. Good soft touch. While I was on my front she kept digging at Tues. Boys and running her fingers down my crack. She eventually kept prodding until she had me up on all four as she caressed and stroked me. New experience but dang that was exciting. I strongly encourage do the on all four load blow while she plays with the taint and strokes. We had about 30 minutes left and she gave me a great relaxing massage for the rest of the time. DM me if you got more places that will do this.

Guilin will do that as well, but be prepared the taint will be played with and then well their is full insertion a little lower or higher based on position. An on all four release is for me as well pretty spectacular. Add in the other sensitive spots, and I could drop right there and sleep for hours. Undeniably draining! I go to Ham lake quietly more than I should. .

[MnTomcat]

Any intelligence on this spot off Hwy 7X. Could I leave happy or at least satisfied?