Massage Parlor Reports

[Golfnut1913]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...895924864.html

[BuddyHeld11]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/h...895593520.html

With Umi in Romeo off the list, could an indy provider like this do the trick? Anyone try Imani yet?

The language in the ad seems like Artificial Intelligence or English as a second language. You'll find out as soon as she asks for a deposit.

[FoggyDew]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/h...895593520.html

With Umi in Romeo off the list, could an indy provider like this do the trick? Anyone try Imani yet?

[Fitzie00]

Prices have gone up since 2010, but the rest is pretty much spot on for a good FS AMP. The "beg for a handy" Chinese AMP and hotel Asians are a different thing.

Haggling is a great way to get "attitude" and rushed if that's what you're after. You'll also be remembered as a cheap bastard.

Get just a massage and give her a small tip if she wants too much for extras.

There's an art to disagreeing without being disagreeable.

I don't know how you'd expect to get anything other than mechanical service (at best) from someone that you've pissed off.

[Gaucho300]

Any information on Kira would be greatly appreciated. PM me please.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3591137

[HokkaDokka]

I'm a lurker. I haven't tried many places. Two Sundays ago, I was feeling the itch. Just moved downriver. Bella in Roseville had been my go-to spot before it shut down. I was in the mood to try FS for the first time, and Earthtone was close, so I gave it a shot.

Went to Earthtone around noon. Tried calling a few times, no answer. Knocked on the front door with the wheelchair ramp, then the side door. Side door had a cheap "closed" sign with a clock that said, "back at" and then the hand was pointing to 1 pm. Looked like it hadn't been moved in some time (the clock hands). Went and got some tacos down the street, came back at 1 pm anyway, and same thing. Nobody home.

Not wanting to drive around the city and okay with a level 1, I went to Guam. First visit. Reminded me a lot of Bella. Clean, smells nice. Two older women were there. I got Tina, a 50-ish cute Korean lady in mom jeans with no butt and asked her for an hour. Stripped down and she came in while I was naked and about to lay down. Smiled at her and laid down like nothing was wrong. She didn't bother to drape me and went in with a pretty decent hard massage. I gave her the standard leg rub signals and on the flip, she just laid a hand towel on my junk and lamely rubbed my belly as I rubbed her ass. She pointed, I nodded, and off to the races. Good pace, lots of eye contact and whispering to me. When I was about to lose it, she looked at me with a mischievous smile and maintained eye contact as I busted. Bottle of water, cute smile, and I was out the door feeling light again. $70+50.

Anyone know the secret to Earthtone? Looking back in the forum, it seems they don't answer the phone and it's a crapshoot if anyone answers. I want to try FS sometime, but I like a nice Bush. Any ideas for me? Age isn't a factor as long as they aren't fat and the rack stands up and there isn't GPS.

Separately. Does anyone know where tall Tina from Bella landed (maybe 5'7" - 5'8"? She was the MF queen of good, hard massage and back walking. Nice tits, too. I miss her hands.

She was okay with light OTC roaming but I could tell she was a *little* unsure until junior was in her hands. Would repeat for the massage alone.

[FourTwentyFors]

When did you go to 4 seasons? I went by there and there is a padlock on the door, like the kind used by a real estate agent. I called the number and it rings one and then goes dead.

I was there a month ago. My son works at that hungry howies. I just noticed they are closed that was my go too.

[Kidcudi09]

I already knew that from the ad and talking to her. The issue was the HJ was lackluster as I mentioned in my review and the overall experience was not worth the price.

She even goes so far in her ad to mention no FS or BJ. Were you expecting more than a massage?

I avoid those providers who state no FS or BJ in their ad. Ti me that's a red flag that nothing else is available.

[Drews4]

Saw on the news that Uni got busted. I didn't think it would last long.

[Timberwolf]

That post is from 2010 and much of the info is out of date and contrary to my experience. For one thing, "don't haggle" is terrible advice.

Prices have gone up since 2010, but the rest is pretty much spot on for a good FS AMP. The "beg for a handy" Chinese AMP and hotel Asians are a different thing.

Haggling is a great way to get "attitude" and rushed if that's what you're after. You'll also be remembered as a cheap bastard.

Get just a massage and give her a small tip if she wants too much for extras.

[HarryDude]

Holy moley. I saw her so long ago, I can't remember.

We need a nostalgia thread to reminiscence.

I wonder how many of us on here are womb brothers.

Man I used to dump a load in her at least monthly. One time I told her I wanted to DATY so we didn't go into the shower like usual, the smell was horrible I couldn't get close to her so said I changed my mind and we went into the shower. I was a youngin and thought I was one of the few clients she has sex with lmao me at 20 or whatever age I was. She did have a great rack, man I'd see her again for old times sake. She moved to WA or OR I think.

[Van Lopez]

I have been texting for the few days with Lexiii. Locked in a massage for early this morning out in Canton. Paid $120 for the half hour nude with handy. Nice pierced tits and can hold a conversation, she wasn't in glam style as she put it because her hair wasn't done (oh well).

The massage is her basically rubbing me down with hints of pressure of my shoulders and neck. This lasted about 15 minutes. On the flip oiled up but zero and I mean zero sensuality. While she has beautiful pierced tits, no sucking on them only allowed me to play with the nips.

The massage was not fully nude just topless. No touching below besides her ass which is not much those angles are a mofo in these ads.

In and out in about 35 minutes. Can cross her off my list but I would not repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/2041878

Be safe,

Cudi.

She even goes so far in her ad to mention no FS or BJ. Were you expecting more than a massage?

I avoid those providers who state no FS or BJ in their ad. Ti me that's a red flag that nothing else is available.

[JayTwo21]

Bro I don't know why but this shit made me laugh out loud so hard.

If you make a fake user to write fake reports again I will edit them so they say she has AIDS.

A2

[Ezcumezgo80]

I have been texting for the few days with Lexiii. Locked in a massage for early this morning out in Canton. Paid $120 for the half hour nude with handy. Nice pierced tits and can hold a conversation, she wasn't in glam style as she put it because her hair wasn't done (oh well).

The massage is her basically rubbing me down with hints of pressure of my shoulders and neck. This lasted about 15 minutes. On the flip oiled up but zero and I mean zero sensuality. While she has beautiful pierced tits, no sucking on them only allowed me to play with the nips.

The massage was not fully nude just topless. No touching below besides her ass which is not much those angles are a mofo in these ads.

In and out in about 35 minutes. Can cross her off my list but I would not repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/2041878

Be safe,

Cudi.

Thanks for the review. I have been wondering about her.

[EvenFlow5]

Been there multiple times in the past with standard HJ experience, roaming over the clothes. However on a recent visit, with a provider I've actually seen there before, they were all acting weird and she tried to say only DIY, which I declined and just left at that point. Anyone had a recent experience like that there? Thats never happened to me in many years where I've been to a place multiple times and had it change up like this.

The visit was a couple days ago.