Massage Parlor Reports

[FlyingGolfball]

Gosh what a bundle of JOY she is!

(and I still think Blue Jade belongs here in Seattle page than Tacoma / FW).

Had a little mix up with I-RI-s for scheduling. I wanted to see Joey but MMS told me she was busy and recommended Kelly (Sindy also busy).

I thought the store was slow but I guess not. I walked in and Joey greeted me! What a great surprise! She put in one of the rooms and told me to wait for her.

I told her I have appt with Kelly, but she said no, you wait for me. I said OK.

MMS texted me saying I should wait for Joey because she really likes me. I was running short on time but MMS told me to wait for 5 minutes.

I waited for 30 and Joey finally came in. She told me there were only two girls. Herself and Sindy. So what is up with Kelly? But who cares at this point.

Joey and I had a great reunion sex party of our own with lots of kissing, sucking, and banging.

Sindy walked toward the end and 3 of us were chatting and hanging before I head back out to work.

They both told me they would be here in December, but relocating most likely.

Burien is still fairly quiet and they have 2 top service queen, so pay a visit now!

[GeniusCasanova]

I contacted JM shortly after and they asked for details of negative feedback, which I gave her in all the detail. They were very apologetic and Linda will be taken off the roster, and they are having new girls come in. It seems like they take their service very seriously and I appreciate that they are really trying to make right by their customers. Bad service isn't tolerated by myself or the manager. Thanks again to JM.

But the new girls don't start until tomorrow night at the earliest.

[GeniusCasanova]

So I got a text from JM with pictures of Linda, and I liked what I saw. Very slender body, big MM boobs. So I came in excited for my appointment. Linda greeted me, and I was pleased with what I saw. Boobs popping out of her top, cute tube-style synth-leather dress with white top. However, that was where the good stopped. She got me in the room and confirmed she was Linda. She didn't ask me half or full hr, she just gave me a dumbfounded stare. I took this as a sign to fork over my donation, which I did, my standard 2 bills. I opted in to the shower, where she got naked and scrubbed me down, but she was lacking the standard JM services, which would be the nice body to body cleansing, NO KISSING, no BBBJ preview. I was sorely disappointed, but I had not given up. Maybe she's a freak in the room. Hint: She was not.

Once in the room, she had me on my back while she did a lame massage and looked at her phone. She moisturized herself more than she touched me, actually. She let my hands roam on her naked body, but shy'd away when I got too close to her box with my hands. No kissing, BTW. So I told her to lie down while I "kissed pussy". I kid you not, she stared, open eyed, at the ceiling the whole time. Sure she made a few noises, her body squirmed a little, but it was a little unnerving with her staring at the ceiling like a live sex doll. I asked for 69, and she let me lick from below and she sucked me for, let's say 4 seconds before popping the cover on 80% erect junior. She rode me for 5 seconds before asking me to swap. I said no, ride me a little longer. She obliged, riding me another 7 seconds before hopping off and telling me to do her. Which I did a little standard mish, no kissing, and when I tried to suck a nipple she started telling me to finish. No no. I don't like that. I hopped off the table and was going to do standing mish, which was fine. Grabbed the boobs but the "cum for me" started coming again. I turned her around for standing doggy, but this was no better. She has perfected angling her body so that her bony behind makes it painful for you to thrust deep. Both standing doggy and all fours doggy on the table were pretty bad. I'm not even a big guy but she didn't want me to long stroke, and it made it painful for me to thrust any harder than a standard nightclub dance move. Okay, prone bone it is. This was the best position because she couldn't squirm away or angle her butt spear towards me. After blowing in the bag, she immediately thrust her hand back and pushed me to pull out. This was the nail in the coffin. She had the nerve to ask me for a good review.

Face:6, Body: 7 (I like boobs), Service: 1, due to no massage, bad table shower, 3 second BBBJ, rushed service.

I would absolutely not repeat. I would be afraid to have someone's first time at JM or an AMP to be this person, as it would scare them off (unless they're absolute virgins). God I wish I would've gone down to Brisa today instead.

I contacted JM shortly after and they asked for details of negative feedback, which I gave her in all the detail. They were very apologetic and Linda will be taken off the roster, and they are having new girls come in. It seems like they take their service very seriously and I appreciate that they are really trying to make right by their customers. Bad service isn't tolerated by myself or the manager. Thanks again to JM.

[GeniusCasanova]

So I got a text from JM with pictures of Linda, and I liked what I saw. Very slender body, big MM boobs. So I came in excited for my appointment. Linda greeted me, and I was pleased with what I saw. Boobs popping out of her top, cute tube-style synth-leather dress with white top. However, that was where the good stopped. She got me in the room and confirmed she was Linda. She didn't ask me half or full hr, she just gave me a dumbfounded stare. I took this as a sign to fork over my donation, which I did, my standard 2 bills. I opted in to the shower, where she got naked and scrubbed me down, but she was lacking the standard JM services, which would be the nice body to body cleansing, NO KISSING, no BBBJ preview. I was sorely disappointed, but I had not given up. Maybe she's a freak in the room. Hint: She was not.

Once in the room, she had me on my back while she did a lame massage and looked at her phone. She moisturized herself more than she touched me, actually. She let my hands roam on her naked body, but shy'd away when I got too close to her box with my hands. No kissing, BTW. So I told her to lie down while I "kissed pussy". I kid you not, she stared, open eyed, at the ceiling the whole time. Sure she made a few noises, her body squirmed a little, but it was a little unnerving with her staring at the ceiling like a live sex doll. I asked for 69, and she let me lick from below and she sucked me for, let's say 4 seconds before popping the cover on 80% erect junior. She rode me for 5 seconds before asking me to swap. I said no, ride me a little longer. She obliged, riding me another 7 seconds before hopping off and telling me to do her. Which I did a little standard mish, no kissing, and when I tried to suck a nipple she started telling me to finish. No no. I don't like that. I hopped off the table and was going to do standing mish, which was fine. Grabbed the boobs but the "cum for me" started coming again. I turned her around for standing doggy, but this was no better. She has perfected angling her body so that her bony behind makes it painful for you to thrust deep. Both standing doggy and all fours doggy on the table were pretty bad. I'm not even a big guy but she didn't want me to long stroke, and it made it painful for me to thrust any harder than a standard nightclub dance move. Okay, prone bone it is. This was the best position because she couldn't squirm away or angle her butt spear towards me. After blowing in the bag, she immediately thrust her hand back and pushed me to pull out. This was the nail in the coffin. She had the nerve to ask me for a good review.

Face:6, Body: 7 (I like boobs), Service: 1, due to no massage, bad table shower, 3 second BBBJ, rushed service.

I would absolutely not repeat. I would be afraid to have someone's first time at JM or an AMP to be this person, as it would scare them off (unless they're absolute virgins). God I wish I would've gone down to Brisa today instead.

[ForswornHope]

I am heading into Seattle this weekend and am staying near Q in shoreline, I have seen the reports on Lucy and am curious if she offers extras what are they and how much? Feel free to DM me! Thanks for the help!

[JonnyWongCong]

1. Go to rub maps.

2. Advanced search - state=Washington, name=Q.

3. Profit!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-q-mas...line-wa-217056#rubmaps.

Enjoy my friends.

[Efurufe]

Where or what Q.

Location?

Or a landmark.

THANKS.

1. Go to rub maps.

2. Advanced search - state=Washington, name=Q.

3. Profit!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-q-mas...line-wa-217056#rubmaps.

[FakeGnus]

I have heard about Voluptuous Tina. (Last at QQ) Unfortuneately I have no idea where she is.

Let me know if you know.

Any massage ladies allow greek?

Dm me if you do not want to say it on the board.

[Vator2]

Where or what Q.

Location?

Or a landmark.

THANKS.

[FakeGnus]

Stopped by Q and saw Lucy. She is a young naughty MILF with a pocket rocket body: biggo titties and firm ass. From the start it's just bam bam kissing all over, the head game is worth the entry fee alone Her tongue-fu tuma skill is just top it all off.

She knows how to dt, work around, make it wet and slurp it up. It's just sensational.

The cowgirl and missionary next I've gone deep and hard, finished in her mouth and no spit. Kudos!

Two hunnit in and out in 45 minutes. I wake up and that's just like a dream I didn't have a chance to meet Tiger. I was too tired to try to greet anyone.

I shall be back to dream about the Tiger.

Thank you for the report.

[Panda888]

Seriously dude.

She's a lunatic and if you say the wrong things she turns into a nightmare.

I don't know what her current problem is but she is on a hair trigger.

Much better options are available.

And since you got me talking about her I'm very skeptical of her being Thai.

While she was berating me for liking Emma I tried to change the subject by talking about Thailand and how they are in a state of mourning.

She had no idea what I was talking about.

Also JM has no idea that I write reviews sometimes because I had only seen Emma before.
So I would think my experience is probably more common for people who they think will not write reviews

Like I said: I'm not here to white knight. You're justified for any reason to not like a provider.

But if it sets your mind at ease, Irin's recent texts to me complaining about a recent customer's bad breath were in Thai.

She's Thai. I speak better Mandarin than she does.

[KrDoggy]

Just leave the fake-Thai lunatic to me, she too volatile for most mongers.

I wish all my nightmares looked like her.

Seriously dude.

She's a lunatic and if you say the wrong things she turns into a nightmare.

I don't know what her current problem is but she is on a hair trigger.

Much better options are available.

And since you got me talking about her I'm very skeptical of her being Thai.

While she was berating me for liking Emma I tried to change the subject by talking about Thailand and how they are in a state of mourning.

She had no idea what I was talking about.

Also JM has no idea that I write reviews sometimes because I had only seen Emma before.
So I would think my experience is probably more common for people who they think will not write reviews

[ThomasSea]

Irene kisses wonderfully. How's your oral hygiene?

I'm not going to white knight or ask you any more follow-ups. Sounds like maybe she's just not for you.

Everyone has different preferences, but she's one of my absolute favorites.

Seriously dude.

She's a lunatic and if you say the wrong things she turns into a nightmare.

I don't know what her current problem is but she is on a hair trigger.

Much better options are available.

And since you got me talking about her I'm very skeptical of her being Thai.

While she was berating me for liking Emma I tried to change the subject by talking about Thailand and how they are in a state of mourning.

She had no idea what I was talking about.

Also JM has no idea that I write reviews sometimes because I had only seen Emma before.
So I would think my experience is probably more common for people who they think will not write reviews

[Panda888]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

Irene kisses wonderfully. How's your oral hygiene?

I'm not going to white knight or ask you any more follow-ups. Sounds like maybe she's just not for you.

Everyone has different preferences, but she's one of my absolute favorites.

[JonnyWongCong]

Stopped by Q and saw Lucy. She is a young naughty MILF with a pocket rocket body: biggo titties and firm ass. From the start it's just bam bam kissing all over, the head game is worth the entry fee alone Her tongue-fu tuma skill is just top it all off.

She knows how to dt, work around, make it wet and slurp it up. It's just sensational.

The cowgirl and missionary next I've gone deep and hard, finished in her mouth and no spit. Kudos!

Two hunnit in and out in 45 minutes. I wake up and that's just like a dream I didn't have a chance to meet Tiger. I was too tired to try to greet anyone.

I shall be back to dream about the Tiger.