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11-14-25 18:17 #16507Senior Member

Posts: 265JM. Linda - AVOID
So I got a text from JM with pictures of Linda, and I liked what I saw. Very slender body, big MM boobs. So I came in excited for my appointment. Linda greeted me, and I was pleased with what I saw. Boobs popping out of her top, cute tube-style synth-leather dress with white top. However, that was where the good stopped. She got me in the room and confirmed she was Linda. She didn't ask me half or full hr, she just gave me a dumbfounded stare. I took this as a sign to fork over my donation, which I did, my standard 2 bills. I opted in to the shower, where she got naked and scrubbed me down, but she was lacking the standard JM services, which would be the nice body to body cleansing, NO KISSING, no BBBJ preview. I was sorely disappointed, but I had not given up. Maybe she's a freak in the room. Hint: She was not.
Once in the room, she had me on my back while she did a lame massage and looked at her phone. She moisturized herself more than she touched me, actually. She let my hands roam on her naked body, but shy'd away when I got too close to her box with my hands. No kissing, BTW. So I told her to lie down while I "kissed pussy". I kid you not, she stared, open eyed, at the ceiling the whole time. Sure she made a few noises, her body squirmed a little, but it was a little unnerving with her staring at the ceiling like a live sex doll. I asked for 69, and she let me lick from below and she sucked me for, let's say 4 seconds before popping the cover on 80% erect junior. She rode me for 5 seconds before asking me to swap. I said no, ride me a little longer. She obliged, riding me another 7 seconds before hopping off and telling me to do her. Which I did a little standard mish, no kissing, and when I tried to suck a nipple she started telling me to finish. No no. I don't like that. I hopped off the table and was going to do standing mish, which was fine. Grabbed the boobs but the "cum for me" started coming again. I turned her around for standing doggy, but this was no better. She has perfected angling her body so that her bony behind makes it painful for you to thrust deep. Both standing doggy and all fours doggy on the table were pretty bad. I'm not even a big guy but she didn't want me to long stroke, and it made it painful for me to thrust any harder than a standard nightclub dance move. Okay, prone bone it is. This was the best position because she couldn't squirm away or angle her butt spear towards me. After blowing in the bag, she immediately thrust her hand back and pushed me to pull out. This was the nail in the coffin. She had the nerve to ask me for a good review.
Face:6, Body: 7 (I like boobs), Service: 1, due to no massage, bad table shower, 3 second BBBJ, rushed service.
I would absolutely not repeat. I would be afraid to have someone's first time at JM or an AMP to be this person, as it would scare them off (unless they're absolute virgins). God I wish I would've gone down to Brisa today instead.
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11-14-25 15:02 #16506Regular Member

Posts: 23Coming into town this weekend
I am heading into Seattle this weekend and am staying near Q in shoreline, I have seen the reports on Lucy and am curious if she offers extras what are they and how much? Feel free to DM me! Thanks for the help!
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11-14-25 15:02 #16505Senior Member

Posts: 94This so good
Enjoy my friends.
Originally Posted by Efurufe
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11-14-25 14:41 #16504Senior Member

Posts: 528Q spa
1. Go to rub maps.
Originally Posted by Vator2
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2. Advanced search - state=Washington, name=Q.
3. Profit!
https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-q-mas...line-wa-217056#rubmaps.
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11-14-25 14:09 #16503Senior Member

Posts: 277Greek Dates
I have heard about Voluptuous Tina. (Last at QQ) Unfortuneately I have no idea where she is.
Let me know if you know.
Any massage ladies allow greek?
Dm me if you do not want to say it on the board.
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11-14-25 14:07 #16502Senior Member

Posts: 102Q Location?
Where or what Q.
Location?
Or a landmark.
THANKS.
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11-14-25 13:58 #16501Senior Member

Posts: 277Thank you for the report.
Originally Posted by JonnyWongCong
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11-14-25 09:46 #16500Shill I have banned before.

Posts: 124Like I said: I'm not here to white knight. You're justified for any reason to not like a provider.
Originally Posted by ThomasSea
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But if it sets your mind at ease, Irin's recent texts to me complaining about a recent customer's bad breath were in Thai.
She's Thai. I speak better Mandarin than she does.
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11-14-25 04:13 #16499Senior Member

Posts: 903LOL I'll say it again
Just leave the fake-Thai lunatic to me, she too volatile for most mongers.
I wish all my nightmares looked like her.
Originally Posted by ThomasSea
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11-14-25 02:39 #16498Senior Member

Posts: 59Insulting people for giving information is just rude
Seriously dude.
Originally Posted by Panda888
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She's a lunatic and if you say the wrong things she turns into a nightmare.
I don't know what her current problem is but she is on a hair trigger.
Much better options are available.
And since you got me talking about her I'm very skeptical of her being Thai.
While she was berating me for liking Emma I tried to change the subject by talking about Thailand and how they are in a state of mourning.
She had no idea what I was talking about.
Also JM has no idea that I write reviews sometimes because I had only seen Emma before.
So I would think my experience is probably more common for people who they think will not write reviews
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11-13-25 20:22 #16497Shill I have banned before.

Posts: 124Irene kisses wonderfully. How's your oral hygiene?
Originally Posted by ThomasSea
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I'm not going to white knight or ask you any more follow-ups. Sounds like maybe she's just not for you.
Everyone has different preferences, but she's one of my absolute favorites.
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11-13-25 18:43 #16496Senior Member

Posts: 94Lucy at Q (yoga pants paradise)
Stopped by Q and saw Lucy. She is a young naughty MILF with a pocket rocket body: biggo titties and firm ass. From the start it's just bam bam kissing all over, the head game is worth the entry fee alone Her tongue-fu tuma skill is just top it all off.
She knows how to dt, work around, make it wet and slurp it up. It's just sensational.
The cowgirl and missionary next I've gone deep and hard, finished in her mouth and no spit. Kudos!
Two hunnit in and out in 45 minutes. I wake up and that's just like a dream I didn't have a chance to meet Tiger. I was too tired to try to greet anyone.
I shall be back to dream about the Tiger.
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11-13-25 17:55 #16495Senior Member

Posts: 54Best place in Chinatown
Hey guys, I'm staying in Chinatown for a few days. Who and where should I go and see? I'd like for it to be close to Chinatown if possible. Thanks.
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11-13-25 17:30 #16494Senior Member

Posts: 32Nice review on Yumi!
Mayo, thanks for the review on Yumi and if this is who I'm thinking it is, she works a lot in Florida and I have seen her several times here. Last time I saw her at smile in Largo and even wants an Tokyo in Orlando and she mentioned that she might be going there. I will be making my annual trip to Everett and was on the board looking for recommendations. Can you confirm this is the same girl I'm thinking about? Obviously, she was going by a different name in Orlando and pretty popular here. Short, pretty, and some huge natural knockers and a nice little ass. One unique feature out of her that can easily identify her is her beautiful seductive bedroom eyes.
Originally Posted by Mayoigo86
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11-13-25 15:15 #16493Senior Member

Posts: 423Broke up?
Were you dating her?
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