Massage Parlor Reports

[Kennel]

Damn, you'all going to hurt your buddies!

Go to hellowisp and get a 30 unit supply of Doxycycline (Lymepak). It's super cheap and you'll get it in a week. Don't over use it; only use it when you've had a questionable encounter (24-72 hours after).

As for Yuan, bring your own party favor! If you use the "community" favor, it's worth noting that they wash it with all sorts of chemicals. I wouldn't be shocked if they use cavicide which will do some harm to skin over long term exposure. They also have a highly potent rubbing alcohol solution they spray on you / them. So yeah, you're junk will feel tingly from a visit there if you're not using your own balloons. But about the community rubber: they will come in with it looking like it just came out of the package but it's clearly been filled by the rest of you sick f**ks (I say that lovingly).

What would you recommend to do if that's not an option now and I'm trying to not let my spouse know (tests came negative but not sure if I screwed my urine test). My issue was I was uncovered and only had that plastic wrap like for a quick second.

[CasualMongerWI]

Damn, you'all going to hurt your buddies!

Go to hellowisp and get a 30 unit supply of Doxycycline (Lymepak). It's super cheap and you'll get it in a week. Don't over use it; only use it when you've had a questionable encounter (24-72 hours after).

As for Yuan, bring your own party favor! If you use the "community" favor, it's worth noting that they wash it with all sorts of chemicals. I wouldn't be shocked if they use cavicide which will do some harm to skin over long term exposure. They also have a highly potent rubbing alcohol solution they spray on you / them. So yeah, you're junk will feel tingly from a visit there if you're not using your own balloons. But about the community rubber: they will come in with it looking like it just came out of the package but it's clearly been filled by the rest of you sick f**ks (I say that lovingly).

[AngryBob]

Considered by whom? By the medical community, maybe not. By Asian sex workers, apparently yes. Realistically, they are less effective than a condom at blocking transmission, and significantly more effective than nothing. Personally, I'm completely uninterested in a BJ involving anything kind of latex or plastic. I want that direct tongue-to-prick contact. But if it's totally unavoidable, I'm bringing my own ultrathin condom.

By you! You are the one that said Slugo received a covered BJ, but I didn't know saran wrap was considered a cover or offered any protection, which it doesn't. So in essence, that would hardly be considered a covered BJ. More like a cum catcher.

[Sanctimonious6]

Hey Sancti, is saran wrap considered a cover?

Considered by whom? By the medical community, maybe not. By Asian sex workers, apparently yes. Realistically, they are less effective than a condom at blocking transmission, and significantly more effective than nothing. Personally, I'm completely uninterested in a BJ involving anything kind of latex or plastic. I want that direct tongue-to-prick contact. But if it's totally unavoidable, I'm bringing my own ultrathin condom.

[TimberRidge]

Hey Sancti, is saran wrap considered a cover?

Did the same as you brother, saran wrap but I did lather with hand sanitizer after. No symptoms yet but did order meds in case. Not married so no worries there DM me on any details on type so I can medicate if appropriate, Thanks for the honest info.

[Slugo]

Congratulations. You beat the odds! It's not that easy to get an STI from receiving a covered blowie.

Nope, after you. T. I test came back negative Doctor says it could be a S. T. I do you have sex with multiple males or females. I said oh gosh no my wife only. I could of left it at that but I said I want a S. T. I test, it came back negative as well. I told the wife I think I have a you. TI. That's what I really thought I had. She says oh yeah I have gotten that, get some cranberry juice. I said na I'll just go to urgent care. So this was all above board. I was sweating it out before test came back. Probably was a used plastic sheet maybe not even washed. Fucking chi com hore. But she sure was cute and nice LOL.

[Kennel]

So figure I'd do my share of posting for this. I appreciate all the ones that give info on what places offer what. I only have went to 2 locations these past 2 months.

K-Spa is totally legit, I tried to make moves which she didn't seem to mind but other than that nothing. But the massage was great, if you don't mind not getting extras this place is decent, I'd go again.

So I had time to visit the famous Yuan in Waukesha and the reports are all real, with the prices given out. Honestly it was great but there was a lot of traffic I lucked out being there. I'd say if you decide to visit bring your own rubber and make sure you have at least more than 1. I only had 1 and I somehow got lucky but also feeling a little weird down there. (Hoping it's just my paranoia since all my tests came negative).

Honestly not sure if I said too much but I can always give details privately.

[AngryBob]

Congratulations. You beat the odds! It's not that easy to get an STI from receiving a covered blowie.

Hey Sancti, is saran wrap considered a cover?

[Sanctimonious6]

Got some kind of infection in my pee pee when I got a plastic sheet covered L2 a couple weeks ago, antibiotics got rid of it. Fucking oriental hore. But she was cute, maybe I'll go back with my own cover and see if I can fuck her.

Congratulations. You beat the odds! It's not that easy to get an STI from receiving a covered blowie.

[AngryBob]

Got some kind of infection in my pee pee when I got a plastic sheet covered L2 a couple weeks ago, antibiotics got rid of it. Fucking oriental hore. But she was cute, maybe I'll go back with my own cover and see if I can fuck her.

How unfortunate! I guess things aren't as good in Kewas-cum. Hard pass on this one.

[HashKash]

Greeted by Cindy, cute, nice personality rub was ok liked the table better then what Yangs got head hole seems bigger. Went with daty&covered blow. Not a fan of daty but it was a package deal I guess. Lights were low but cover looked like some kind of shrink wrap or cellophane. It worked good! I busted and that's a rarity with a covered blow. May repeat as I live close. On the other hand may not repeat as I live close. It's a small town.

Thank you for the report. How much was the fee?

[Slugo]

Got some kind of infection in my pee pee when I got a plastic sheet covered L2 a couple weeks ago, antibiotics got rid of it. Fucking oriental hore. But she was cute, maybe I'll go back with my own cover and see if I can fuck her.

[HeadsOfState]

Had a visit at op recently. Didn't get her name but she was probably middle aged and not spectacular overall. Very nice though. Massage was not very good at all but the weird thing was it felt like she was using her butt to do 75% of the work. Like sitting on top of me and rubbing her butt up and down. On the flip had enhanced SS. She seemed to really be worried about getting caught so not sure if it's normally a legit place.

[The Banger]

I try to avoid visiting the AMP on Saturdays because often it is too busy and too many interruptions. As for weekend Sunday is usually better. During the week M-Tw-W are often much better. As we all know when it is busy you get weak rushed massage and limited extras. On the other hand when it's dead all day and you are the first guest to come in service and menu are often more promising.

Sunday morning 8:30-9:00 (first customer) seems to work best for me. Usually they showered that morning or the night before. I want to get to her before she is all slobbered up. I also have this this illusion that they have been cum free for at least 12 hours as I love DATY.

Then I wonder how many do overnights? Anyhow, you are least likley to be disturbed on Sunday morning.

[RedPontiacX]

Maybe we need to start sharing time of day or day of the week that was too busy. Start trying to hit them up during slower hours.

I try to avoid visiting the AMP on Saturdays because often it is too busy and too many interruptions. As for weekend Sunday is usually better. During the week M-Tw-W are often much better. As we all know when it is busy you get weak rushed massage and limited extras. On the other hand when it's dead all day and you are the first guest to come in service and menu are often more promising.