Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlesPeligro]

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

Part of making an appointment is making it to the appointment on time. Sometimes I also run late due to various reasons like unexpected traffic or a delay. I also communicate these delays.

"Traffic is bad. Eta 540 pm. Is that okay?" A simple message will do. Coco has always responded back that the girl will wait.

If I didn't communicate, then showed up late, it would be ridiculous to expect any shop to hold the appointment.

You were late. It seems this is a pattern. It's not JM doing a bait and switch. It is that you don't communicate and the world keeps moving.

[ThomasSea]

I'll TOFTT and deal with her myself.

There are so many better options who have the beauty and service.

Alex in Auburn.

Luna (she's beautiful but I haven't been with her yet I would be shocked if her service was not better than Irene), Sia, and Maggie in Everett.

Cindy in Burien Washington.

I was really hoping JM would be a good shop because it's so much closer to my house.

[HouseFriedRice]

Originally scheduled to see Tiger at Q, but when I got there was told to wait and thought she was just going to take a few minutes to clean up after her last client. After waiting 25 minutes the other MT (Angela? Lucy?) finished with another monger and I asked how much longer I was told to wait another 20 minutes. I was needing to meet a friend on schedule so I wanted to have things on time; I asked if Angela / Lucy could massage me while I waited for Tiger, but she asked how much I would tip her. So fuck that, I left them and got my $ back (they took it when I was initially told to wait).

Dropped by Kiki on Aurora, only been there once but it was close by. Was met by "Anju" who I'd describe as cute, not gorgeous. HWP, 30-35 years old, had natural large B's. Started with a medium massage with lots of teasing. Before popping the cover on for CBJ she commented on how clean I am, and I let her know I had just showered. She got on top for some CG bobbing up and down for a little bit until she started grinding on me. I held on to my load and had her flip over.

I kissed her neck while slipping in mish and made way down to her tits, her nipples perking up quickly. I picked up the rhythm and gave her a gentle choke. I again pulled out before popping and tried to make my way down for DATY, but she stopped me before I could (she might have lubed prior to the session). Instead she asked if I wanted doggy and said that she cums quickly in that position. Didn't need to tell me twice to start plowing her from behind, and as promised she said she was cumming not long after. Because I'd gotten my warmup in I just kept going until I decided it was time and had her go prone with one knee pushed toward her chest. I can't usually last long in this position so I bust deep inside her.

Afterward she stroked my ego and asked if I always make other women cum when I bang them, and said she usually can't cum but my cleanliness helped her get over the edge.

Very disappointed in Q way overbooking, they've otherwise been ok about that. I will have to bench them for a while, pretty pissed about what happened.

[IstlFun]

Completed the rotation at Q msg, the new girl tiger is just as awesome as Lucy. She's slightly taller 5'5, with MM D (honestly can't tell they're mm, felt so real and soft, others confirm). The highlight is her ass, wow her ass is same as Tina's. Fat and bubbly (not sure if it's mm). At first glance, thought her ass was meh, her yoga pant was so tight all the fat was squeezed in. The pro of her service is though she can't dt much of jr, but she did spit to have it all sloppy and focus on BBBJ the tip mixed with hand motions, she rlly loves BBBJ she wouldn't stop even told her to slow down as if she hadn't had a jr in 3 days LOL, love that dirty girl vibe hahaha. Another plus is her ass felt so great in cg and k9, watching bounced back and forward, so sexy. After a couple days of rest, was able to take her to pound town for over 30 mins and tried out multiple positions. It was a blast, that both us were sweating and catching breath, gave her a rlly good pound. She was begging me to stay longer for more pounding LOL. The con is she couldn't rlly dt and she needs take a page from Lucy in tuma, it was more of just up and down she needs to use that wet warm tongue to wiggle more. She was a bit reserved at first, she needs let that dirty vibe out LOL. Next appt with her will oil her ass up while pound her hard to spice things up hahaha, and cim her little pretty mouth to end the appt with an A.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

[KrDoggy]

I'll TOFTT and deal with her myself.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

She's attractive and that's about it. It's a tradeoff that her service isn't that good.

I prefer the other talent.

[Woodward]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

She's attractive and that's about it. It's a tradeoff that her service isn't that good.

I prefer the other talent.

[Nwscout]

Hello Gents.

It's been a while but back home for 3 days, dropped by to see Sindy nice sexy girl just my type a spinner with a sexual appetite. Dropped by early in the day and this sexy thing opened the door and that's all it took. Standard details just oozing in sexiness. Big fan and yes I will see her again but if I had know Irene was in town I would have run to see her just a cool chick that is about making you the most important person. Head gain is top notch and her bread and butter is riding CG and you are done. Ya got to give it up. Her body OMG. Sexy sexy sexy. . She may be the hottest person in WA in the AMP game, she knows she is sexy. I'm positive I have left a review about her seen here a ton starting at Lulus and everywhere else.

Been back and forth to Rome and Paris OMG. The women are exceptional and will do do anything. Because of Rome I'm looking for a spinner with a certain set of skills. I hope to find her here. Don't want to drive up to Canada..

Would love more information on "do as the Romans do".

[Jibble1]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

I saw her yesterday too. She seemed overworked.

[ThomasSea]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

[Ampking69]

Happen to be shopping at Southcenter so decided to drop by BlueJade in Burien, the newest establishment from the same Shanghai / Best / Brisa management. While for me, Burien is closer than Auburn, but I still like their Renton location the most and hope one day they could re-open another one around that area (or maybe not, as I have no more excuses not to go often, LOL). MMS has been praising about Joey at their new location, and since I have not yet seen her, so I decided to try Joey and I'm very glad that I did.

Once I entered the lobby, a cute sound answered from the inside and shortly after the door was opened. Contrasted to Yuki / Sia, Joey is on the shorter side at about 5'1 or so, but still rocking a decent C cup and definitely HWP. The cleavage on her pink mini dress had my junior flooding with blood once Joey welcomed me with a smile and a warm hug. Since no one else was in the spa at my arrival, those we decided to use the room at the very end (next to the employee lounge) for added privacy.

After we were inside the room, Joey told me to get naked and lied face down on the massage table. At first I was a bit surprised since I always wanted to start the session with a nice mutual shower; however, Joey had a different plan altogether and asked me to get comfy on the table first, which I obliged since I just had a shower before coming. Joey started with some light massage and that quickly turned into catbath; she rubbed her boobs around my neck, back, and legs, which felt really nice.

Before engaging in TUMA, she cleaned my rear with some wipes and sanitizer, which I appreciate. By the way, her TUMA was great, while not as crazy deep as Anna, but still deep nonetheless. While I was on all fours, Joey went underneath me for some BBBJ / DT while giving me some light PM at the same time. She then turned around and we engaged in 69 with me on top; I was dining on her clean shaven kitty while Joey was grabbing my buttock forcing me to FF her deep.

By now my shaft was rocking hard and I also felt her kitty to be soaking wet, so Joey asked me to lie on the table facing up. She then climbed on top of me to resume the 69 with her on top now; I was DATY+FIV on Joey while she was BBBJ+PM on me. Joey then covered me up and mounted herself on me for RCG, then began riding me fiercely (which I enjoyed). I asked her to turn around for ACG, her boobs was bouncing while she grinded me non-stop for minutes.

While I was humping her upwards, Joey came down for some passionate DFK; she even asked me to stick my tongue out so she could suck on it. At one time, I could felt her mouth sucking on my tongue while her kitty sucking on my shaft. We then transitioned to Mish on the table while our lips were still locked together (not as easy to manipulate on the table). As I was pumping Joey in Mish, K9, lazy K9, then standing Mish, she was moaning like crazy, and LOUD.

Luckily since there were no other mongers at the time, plus we were all the way inside, thus both of us moaned loud but in harmony. Sindy even opened our door and checked what was going on inside, LOL. Anyhow, before I popped, I pulled out of Joey and she removed the cover to resume with BBBJ until I CIM. Joey even let my juice dripped out of her mouth and on to my junior, then swooped them back into her mouth with her tongue; wow, what a naughty girl!

By now we were only 30 minutes into our session so while I was resting on the table, Joey took me to the shower room nearby and had a mutual post-action shower with me. Her shower routine was fun and even had a quick BBBJ review. Once I was dried and back in the room, we lied on the table and chatted for a while. During this time, Joey did try to initiate round 2 and put my semi-hard junior back into her mouth. Unfortunately, I have another event to attend so I took a raincheck for her offer.

As I was getting dressed, finally another monger came in (from the monitor) and Sindy went to bring him in. At this time, Joey was still flirting with me trying to me to stay a bit longer. If it wasn't for my other important appointment, I would've definitely stayed for another round. Joey is probably among the naughtier girls from this franchise; I can't wait to see her again in a week or two, and will no doubt aim for 2 rounds with this cutie. Actually, I wonder how crazy it could be with Joey and Sindy in a duo.

Nov 2025

Girls Seen: Seven (7).

TRepeatL: BR Monica, BJ Joey.

TDoL: BT Ivy, TK Yumi, QM Lucy.

[Jizzm3]

Dropped by blue jade. I ended up seeing Joey, who was excellent and very pretty. The activities were a little strange. I got a peak at Sindy. Kind of a butterface but she has that Barbie doll body.

[KrDoggy]

She deserves it. I remember her going semi-overlooked for months on end at Elsa in FedWay.

Her regulars probably liked that situation better.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

It's been a while but back home for 3 days, dropped by to see Sindy nice sexy girl just my type a spinner with a sexual appetite. Dropped by early in the day and this sexy thing opened the door and that's all it took. Standard details just oozing in sexiness. Big fan and yes I will see her again but if I had know Irene was in town I would have run to see her just a cool chick that is about making you the most important person. Head gain is top notch and her bread and butter is riding CG and you are done. Ya got to give it up. Her body OMG. Sexy sexy sexy. . She may be the hottest person in WA in the AMP game, she knows she is sexy. I'm positive I have left a review about her seen here a ton starting at Lulus and everywhere else.

Been back and forth to Rome and Paris OMG. The women are exceptional and will do do anything. Because of Rome I'm looking for a spinner with a certain set of skills. I hope to find her here. Don't want to drive up to Canada.

Well gents the hunt continues be safe out there.

CHEERS.

[Italian Guy]

Showed up about ten o'clock on Thursday hadscheduled appointment with Irene. There were 2 other girls working as well. Was told by Irene that they were quite busy in the morning, but now they were very slow. So I came at a good time. Based on reviews, I guess there were others that tried to come early.And I guess it was just amiss, but that's the way massage world works.If you've been in the hobby long enough.

However, within about, two minutes Irene came out and greet with me.

I was put in the room contributed basic donation. Irene returned, she looked as good as ever for a petite thai lady with a bubble butt nice perky chest for her size, very good massage.

One thing irene does just make you feel like she's your girlfriend very essential. Verse, so I've spoken doesn't say much. Let you take the lead non pushy. All basic boxes are checked. For me, it's a repeat. I don't have to fly seven thousand miles to get thai treatment. And I don't end up having to deal with the attitudes of the latin girls. But yet I get a nice tan skinned woman. For me, it's a repeat.
I'll probably see her again next week.

[Italian Guy]

IF you had used the reviews on the board and possibly read my review on abby, you would have known that it was not a repeat and she was very busines like and professiona llike. However, there's so many white knights on here that everybody wants to create their own reviews and put some of these on a pedestal, even though sometimes they're lackluster. However, I think if you do see Irene, she's veryc clam. Mellow doesn't say much, and the session is very good. However, to each his own. Everything varies from client to client. UseQUOTE=Woodward;7437537]Different girl. Irene has rather dark skin, kind of like a thai. I've seen Irene a few times and she doesn't say much, at least nothing I can remember. Very good looking though. [ / QUOTE].