Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeJones6969** · 10-26-25 20:42

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ica-57010.html

Anyone partake??

**OrangeLine1** · 10-25-25 21:01

Stopped by Lian 56 very nice place inside $80 house $120 girl BBBJ. CFS.

All 3 girls pretty cute I had Lisa short big man made late 30's.

**GoldCoast777** · 10-24-25 19:18

Originally Posted by Drawers333 [View Original Post]

I texted one of the girls I like, CoCo from 38 xx Lawrence to see what the lineup was like and she told me that there was a new Spanish girl working in the store. She sent me a picture and I was very intrigued. Picture was of a young, thick, (obvious BBL and big presumably fake tits). I scheduled a visit and brought some extra cash. When I showed up I was amazed. Ariana is 24, and has a body like the pornstar (and Zion Williamson abuse victim) Moriah Mills. The biggest BBL ass I've ever seen, huge tits, obviously fake, but they were actually fairly soft. No BBBJ available unfortunately. I even tried to offer an additional $100, but for condom blowjob, it was pretty good. Cock completely disappears during titty fuck. Ariana has to like lift her ass up in order for you get into her pussy- the ass is really that huge. I went for 2 hours with her, she does $250 per hour. It was a ridiculous time, I highly recommend it. Only negatives- she has a little big of scarring on her stomach from a pregnancy- it's covered up by a tattoo, you can't really see it's dark in there. She wanted me to cum in the condom, although she'd probably let you cum on her tits, idk, didn't ask. She's cute though, said she was 24 years old. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyways, I recommend highly if you've ever wanted to fuck someone with just an absolutely huge fake ass and gigantic tits. She looks like a cartoon character. Tell her you heard her name is Ariana Grande and maybe she'll give me a discount or be grateful I left a review and give me extra time or service.

Thanks for the heads up on this one. She's a total pro from Colombia, I think she said she's here until Thursday.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-24-25 17:08

Originally Posted by Penetrator095 [View Original Post]

Are there any Japanese style "soaplands" operating in or near the Chicago area? Or anything close to that?

No, there are not. No Japanese places in the area, for that matter.

**Penetrator095** · 10-24-25 14:15

Are there any Japanese style "soaplands" operating in or near the Chicago area? Or anything close to that?

**Othera489** · 10-24-25 13:45

A week or 2 weeks ago, I was txting couple of girls from tryst and I got no response and later that night I received a txt stating that you didn't take the service of my girls and you have to pay fine for it like $4000 or do it the hard way! I just ignored it!

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya..

**Tyler Black** · 10-24-25 13:24

Real quick report. Been here before at this Asian Spa llc on W Fullerton and and Parkside. Recommended before and safe to say I can recommend again. Nothing was skimped out. I've been needing some body loving and this place been on my mind rent free. I went at a random hour. Not too busy. Really chill. And I was lucky that Balla was very pretty in the looks department. She even joked in a flirty way like when I basically yawned in her face LOL. The massage was going so well. Like very complete. Almost too well that I almost knocked out at random moments. I was really wide awake though when she used her soft hands and wet lips to work my junior. Was really the chef's kiss the way she twisted her wrist and her mouth carried the rest.

Nothing theatrical. Nothing skimped out. Just the necessities. Which was perfect in my book.

**HappyGardener** · 10-24-25 13:14

Originally Posted by ElJefe69 [View Original Post]

That is Amanda Spa. They are still open. I went once they gave a mix of Asian and Latinas. It was ok.

So they left 1/2 an orange closed sticker on the door? Maybe they hope that will keep LEO away.

**Bambinos1987** · 10-24-25 13:11

I get these texts once awhile when texting gals from list crawler. It is fake. One I am fluent in Spanish. They never speak Spanish. Two the real cartel doesn't make threats. They show up and take and never look back nor ask questions. If it was really them they would of been at your door already.

They even have sent me videos of a bunch of dudes in masks with guns that were on their way to my house. Again I don't think they would do that. I would be cut up in pieces already.

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya.

It came like an hour or two after I had left.
Ended up at 6#x9 Diversey , met Linda for a HHR, 160 , nothing special to write home about.
I guess my point is if you say a girl is available then she should e available.

.

**Mfarfu Tom** · 10-24-25 11:43

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

Visited Linda on Western recently and had a good experience. Eager therapist that I had a good connection with. Not super young but had a nice frame and great naturals. Be safe.

I sent you a PM but if you don't mind sharing here what was the name of the therapist?

**JackyTreeHorny** · 10-24-25 09:06

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Kind of a funny story. I never posted it. I was driving up Grand today and I passed Grand and Hamlin, where that Papa Son massage place was. I saw a big yellow sticker on the door. So I guess they got nailed too. It was the place that always advertised a picture with arrows in the parking lot that was right next to it. You could park there and go in the front or the side door. I don't know for sure as I never went there. There were a few decent reports about it.

Anyway, the faade on Grand looked like an old Chicago style Tavern. Bricked up with small windows. But they had signs in front that said SPA and MASSAGE.
And of course the neon open sign.

I was driving with some civilians up Grand Avenue one day, and we passed by. We got stuck in traffic and we sat right in front of it. I was with a couple of women in the car and they were looking at it and laughing at it. They were like: "what the hell kind of spa is that. Is that one of those sketchy massage parlors?

I'm in the backseat totally playing dumb and laughing with them. And making a mental note to come back and check the place haha.

That is funny- been there. I know my wife suspects me and whenever we go down Belmont from Lakeview to the expressway- my god- we past like four or five? They are so obvious. She keeps asking me to go to Chinatown for dinner but I am scared LOL. Those girls all hangout in Chinatown! Would be hard to not reflexively say an excited "Hi!" to a girl who's been jacking me off for a decade. LOL.

**JackyTreeHorny** · 10-24-25 09:03

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya.

It came like an hour or two after I had left.
Ended up at 6#x9 Diversey , met Linda for a HHR, 160 , nothing special to write home about.
I guess my point is if you say a girl is available then she should e available.

There definitely is a cartel, but this probably ain't it. What kind of gangster would give their full name? LOL. Good luck tracking me down from my burner number! I've never experienced anything like this and would be rattled by it at first, but yeah- what a clown.

**ElJefe69** · 10-24-25 07:55

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Kind of a funny story. I never posted it. I was driving up Grand today and I passed Grand and Hamlin, where that Papa Son massage place was. I saw a big yellow sticker on the door. So I guess they got nailed too. It was the place that always advertised a picture with arrows in the parking lot that was right next to it. You could park there and go in the front or the side door. I don't know for sure as I never went there. There were a few decent reports about it.

Anyway, the faade on Grand looked like an old Chicago style Tavern. Bricked up with small windows. But they had signs in front that said SPA and MASSAGE.
And of course the neon open sign.

I was driving with some civilians up Grand Avenue one day, and we passed by. We got stuck in traffic and we sat right in front of it. I was with a couple of women in the car and they were looking at it and laughing at it. They were like: "what the hell kind of spa is that. Is that one of those sketchy massage parlors?

I'm in the backseat totally playing dumb and laughing with them. And making a mental note to come back and check the place haha.

That is Amanda Spa. They are still open. I went once they gave a mix of Asian and Latinas. It was ok.

**RichL1234** · 10-23-25 23:39

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya.

It came like an hour or two after I had left.
Ended up at 6#x9 Diversey , met Linda for a HHR, 160 , nothing special to write home about.
I guess my point is if you say a girl is available then she should e available.

**HappyGardener** · 10-23-25 22:45

Kind of a funny story. I never posted it. I was driving up Grand today and I passed Grand and Hamlin, where that Papa Son massage place was. I saw a big yellow sticker on the door. So I guess they got nailed too. It was the place that always advertised a picture with arrows in the parking lot that was right next to it. You could park there and go in the front or the side door. I don't know for sure as I never went there. There were a few decent reports about it.

Anyway, the faade on Grand looked like an old Chicago style Tavern. Bricked up with small windows. But they had signs in front that said SPA and MASSAGE.
And of course the neon open sign.

I was driving with some civilians up Grand Avenue one day, and we passed by. We got stuck in traffic and we sat right in front of it. I was with a couple of women in the car and they were looking at it and laughing at it. They were like: "what the hell kind of spa is that. Is that one of those sketchy massage parlors?

I'm in the backseat totally playing dumb and laughing with them. And making a mental note to come back and check the place haha.