Massage Parlor Reports

[JackyTreeHorny]

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya.

It came like an hour or two after I had left.
Ended up at 6#x9 Diversey , met Linda for a HHR, 160 , nothing special to write home about.
I guess my point is if you say a girl is available then she should e available.

There definitely is a cartel, but this probably ain't it. What kind of gangster would give their full name? LOL. Good luck tracking me down from my burner number! I've never experienced anything like this and would be rattled by it at first, but yeah- what a clown.

[ElJefe69]

Kind of a funny story. I never posted it. I was driving up Grand today and I passed Grand and Hamlin, where that Papa Son massage place was. I saw a big yellow sticker on the door. So I guess they got nailed too. It was the place that always advertised a picture with arrows in the parking lot that was right next to it. You could park there and go in the front or the side door. I don't know for sure as I never went there. There were a few decent reports about it.

Anyway, the faade on Grand looked like an old Chicago style Tavern. Bricked up with small windows. But they had signs in front that said SPA and MASSAGE.
And of course the neon open sign.

I was driving with some civilians up Grand Avenue one day, and we passed by. We got stuck in traffic and we sat right in front of it. I was with a couple of women in the car and they were looking at it and laughing at it. They were like: "what the hell kind of spa is that. Is that one of those sketchy massage parlors?

I'm in the backseat totally playing dumb and laughing with them. And making a mental note to come back and check the place haha.

That is Amanda Spa. They are still open. I went once they gave a mix of Asian and Latinas. It was ok.

[RichL1234]

So I received this text today after visiting a Papason Place and walking out because I had to wait 20+ minutes after being told to come now:

This is Jose Oseguera from the escort service you spoke to a few of my girls and all you did was waste their time like my business is a game real simple either you have a fine to pay for this issue or we involve your family in a bad way call me to explain and work this out peacefully?

There's no Cartel. It's some pissed off Chinese guy because I said fuck you I ain't waiting or combining back. See ya.

It came like an hour or two after I had left.
Ended up at 6#x9 Diversey , met Linda for a HHR, 160 , nothing special to write home about.
I guess my point is if you say a girl is available then she should e available.

[HappyGardener]

Kind of a funny story. I never posted it. I was driving up Grand today and I passed Grand and Hamlin, where that Papa Son massage place was. I saw a big yellow sticker on the door. So I guess they got nailed too. It was the place that always advertised a picture with arrows in the parking lot that was right next to it. You could park there and go in the front or the side door. I don't know for sure as I never went there. There were a few decent reports about it.

Anyway, the faade on Grand looked like an old Chicago style Tavern. Bricked up with small windows. But they had signs in front that said SPA and MASSAGE.
And of course the neon open sign.

I was driving with some civilians up Grand Avenue one day, and we passed by. We got stuck in traffic and we sat right in front of it. I was with a couple of women in the car and they were looking at it and laughing at it. They were like: "what the hell kind of spa is that. Is that one of those sketchy massage parlors?

I'm in the backseat totally playing dumb and laughing with them. And making a mental note to come back and check the place haha.

[HappyGardener]

So DWaits beat me to it. I haven't had time to report this. I also went to Royal Spa on North Clark Street a couple of weeks ago.

Back in September I got a text message from someone that said come see me at Royal spa with an address and cost etc. I texted back who is this? And how do you have my number? She said she didn't remember how we met, she just had my number saved in her phone. I asked her her name and she said it was Lily. I thought It was a Lilley from another place that I have been going to. But she said she didn't work at that place.

Anyway. I was out of town when Lily texted and I told her that I would try to get to see her. My works been a little crazy lately, so I finally asked if I could come early one morning. I met Rose at 9 AM, a prearranged time. I thanked her for seeing me early, but she said she'd already had a customer at 6 AM. Some guy who had worked all night. Good to know if you want to do some early morning mongering.

The offer was for $70 for an hour with a table shower. I decided since I had never been there before I was going to do the whole run just to see what it was like. I got there a little before nine and got a full hour. She gave me a table shower, which was pretty thorough. The table shower is not in a separate room. It's kind of in the back hallway near the washing machine and kitchen.

There are the usual set up of rooms. She gave a pretty good massage. I was kind of surprised at that. She also sat on my back facing away from me and used her butt cheeks and butt muscles to slowly massage my back. She was still clothed when she did that. She kind of moved back-and-forth on my back, which was interesting and actually felt OK. That was a first for me.

I'd say the table shower was a good 10 minutes. Massage was a good 20 minutes and on the flip she blatantly asked do you want a hand job. I said no I want everything, and she pointed to her mouth. I said yes and I pointed to her pussy and offered 140. She said yes. Money was sitting on top of my pants and I told her to grab it.

She turned her back to me, stripped and she definitely has a very flat ass. When she turned, I could tell she definitely had some baby damage. And she had the smallest tits with the longest nipples that I've ever seen. Inch long nipples. I did not find her very attractive. And in the light I saw the baby damage was pretty severe. Like she had had a bad C-section. Pussy is pretty hairy. She cleaned in front of me with wipes.

She enjoyed the DATY. She got wet while I was doing it. She allowed FIV. She gave me a CBG. I fucked her mish. Her phone rang as I was moving to mish and She answered it. I could hear a guy on the phone saying he wanted to be there at 10 o'clock so when she got off, she said you have 10 more minutes. So I just got up and pounded away. Which she took like a champ. I blew in the bag and was given a water and out the door into the bright sunlight.

[HappyGardener]

If you are a fan of back-walking types of massage, I suggest you see Tina at Enjoy Life. It seems that while many places have the rails / pipes overhead for them to hang on too, very few do it. And some are too heavy to do it! But Tina is a young petite thing and she offered it up today. It can be painful. But she cracked my spine in several places and pushed pretty hard on the trapazius that were in knots.

[FellowMonger]

He's talking about Ya Spa on Lawrence across from the McDonald's.

Checked it out. Can confirm big BBL afro-latina with huge tits. Would absolutely repeat. Said she's here for 4 more days. I called ahead and asked for her and they said she's free but then an Asian answered the door. Told them I was going to leave so they said to wait 10 min then Ariana came thru. Well worth it for the price and service.

[Bkmsw]

Makes sense, I mean you're not getting plowed and taking 10+ cocks a day in multiple holes. I have to imagine that will age a girl pretty quickly! It's amazing when you run into girls who have been doing this for years and years!

I am sure that getting drilled all day every day does take it's toll but my guess is the drugs is the main culprit of aging. We have all seen those photos of girls looking youthful and happy and a year later looking like the person is in their 60's where in reality they are 25. Meth will do that to you. Meth and a lot of other drugs plus the lack of healthy nutrition. Addiction is a *****.

B.

[LittleMan65]

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[HappyGardener]

Just to double check, what's the address? Couple of 38 xx addresses.

He's talking about Ya Spa on Lawrence across from the McDonald's.

[FellowMonger]

I texted one of the girls I like, CoCo from 38 xx Lawrence to see what the lineup was like and she told me that there was a new Spanish girl working in the store. She sent me a picture and I was very intrigued. Picture was of a young, thick, (obvious BBL and big presumably fake tits). I scheduled a visit and brought some extra cash. When I showed up I was amazed. Ariana is 24, and has a body like the pornstar (and Zion Williamson abuse victim) Moriah Mills. The biggest BBL ass I've ever seen, huge tits, obviously fake, but they were actually fairly soft. No BBBJ available unfortunately. I even tried to offer an additional $100, but for condom blowjob, it was pretty good. Cock completely disappears during titty fuck. Ariana has to like lift her ass up in order for you get into her pussy- the ass is really that huge. I went for 2 hours with her, she does $250 per hour. It was a ridiculous time, I highly recommend it. Only negatives- she has a little big of scarring on her stomach from a pregnancy- it's covered up by a tattoo, you can't really see it's dark in there. She wanted me to cum in the condom, although she'd probably let you cum on her tits, idk, didn't ask. She's cute though, said she was 24 years old. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyways, I recommend highly if you've ever wanted to fuck someone with just an absolutely huge fake ass and gigantic tits. She looks like a cartoon character. Tell her you heard her name is Ariana Grande and maybe she'll give me a discount or be grateful I left a review and give me extra time or service.

Just to double check, what's the address? Couple of 38 xx addresses.

[Drawers333]

I texted one of the girls I like, CoCo from 38 xx Lawrence to see what the lineup was like and she told me that there was a new Spanish girl working in the store. She sent me a picture and I was very intrigued. Picture was of a young, thick, (obvious BBL and big presumably fake tits). I scheduled a visit and brought some extra cash. When I showed up I was amazed. Ariana is 24, and has a body like the pornstar (and Zion Williamson abuse victim) Moriah Mills. The biggest BBL ass I've ever seen, huge tits, obviously fake, but they were actually fairly soft. No BBBJ available unfortunately. I even tried to offer an additional $100, but for condom blowjob, it was pretty good. Cock completely disappears during titty fuck. Ariana has to like lift her ass up in order for you get into her pussy- the ass is really that huge. I went for 2 hours with her, she does $250 per hour. It was a ridiculous time, I highly recommend it. Only negatives- she has a little big of scarring on her stomach from a pregnancy- it's covered up by a tattoo, you can't really see it's dark in there. She wanted me to cum in the condom, although she'd probably let you cum on her tits, idk, didn't ask. She's cute though, said she was 24 years old. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyways, I recommend highly if you've ever wanted to fuck someone with just an absolutely huge fake ass and gigantic tits. She looks like a cartoon character. Tell her you heard her name is Ariana Grande and maybe she'll give me a discount or be grateful I left a review and give me extra time or service.

[Self Hi5]

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

B.

Makes sense, I mean you're not getting plowed and taking 10+ cocks a day in multiple holes. I have to imagine that will age a girl pretty quickly! It's amazing when you run into girls who have been doing this for years and years!

[ChickenDiner]

Here is the youtube fox news link.

Really shout out to the policemen doing dangerous work at busting the SPAs.

While millions people getting robbed and murder, they chose the easy way out and the way to get more money in their pocket with much less risk.

They really make our society better.

They wouldn't even think for 1 second of catching the guys robbing the girls, but really going after the girls that's willing working instead of being forced.

[DWaits]

I forgot to say in my last review of Royal in Rogers Park that I stopped by 365 Hot Spa before I went to Royal. They had a very short GILF there. Normally I like small MILFs but this woman's body seemed to be too boxy for my tastes. And she quoted 200. I might normally negotiate down to the 120-160 range but not with a body like that. I share this info as a public service announcement for the GILF lovers who like short boxy bodies.