Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

If you are a fan of back-walking types of massage, I suggest you see Tina at Enjoy Life. It seems that while many places have the rails / pipes overhead for them to hang on too, very few do it. And some are too heavy to do it! But Tina is a young petite thing and she offered it up today. It can be painful. But she cracked my spine in several places and pushed pretty hard on the trapazius that were in knots.

[FellowMonger]

He's talking about Ya Spa on Lawrence across from the McDonald's.

Checked it out. Can confirm big BBL afro-latina with huge tits. Would absolutely repeat. Said she's here for 4 more days. I called ahead and asked for her and they said she's free but then an Asian answered the door. Told them I was going to leave so they said to wait 10 min then Ariana came thru. Well worth it for the price and service.

[Bkmsw]

Makes sense, I mean you're not getting plowed and taking 10+ cocks a day in multiple holes. I have to imagine that will age a girl pretty quickly! It's amazing when you run into girls who have been doing this for years and years!

I am sure that getting drilled all day every day does take it's toll but my guess is the drugs is the main culprit of aging. We have all seen those photos of girls looking youthful and happy and a year later looking like the person is in their 60's where in reality they are 25. Meth will do that to you. Meth and a lot of other drugs plus the lack of healthy nutrition. Addiction is a *****.

B.

[LittleMan65]

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The USASG only see's pink, pink for pussy. We don't care what color dildo you prefer getting fucked with, red, blue, black, yellow, green or purple just keep that shit off the review threads.

If you must engage in the stupidity there is a thread just for that, please feel free to visit and share with our blessing.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?37239-American-Politics-During-the-Second-Trump-Presidency

You can talk about that shit to your hearts content. Before you say it, if there were any anti Trump posts feel free to use the "Report Post" button just like 20 guys just did on yours.

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PS I would head this warning, I will ban you next time. We have fight threads, we have a thread devoted to just this subject, to you and EVERYBODY else, pussy pink only on review threads.

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[HappyGardener]

Just to double check, what's the address? Couple of 38 xx addresses.

He's talking about Ya Spa on Lawrence across from the McDonald's.

[FellowMonger]

I texted one of the girls I like, CoCo from 38 xx Lawrence to see what the lineup was like and she told me that there was a new Spanish girl working in the store. She sent me a picture and I was very intrigued. Picture was of a young, thick, (obvious BBL and big presumably fake tits). I scheduled a visit and brought some extra cash. When I showed up I was amazed. Ariana is 24, and has a body like the pornstar (and Zion Williamson abuse victim) Moriah Mills. The biggest BBL ass I've ever seen, huge tits, obviously fake, but they were actually fairly soft. No BBBJ available unfortunately. I even tried to offer an additional $100, but for condom blowjob, it was pretty good. Cock completely disappears during titty fuck. Ariana has to like lift her ass up in order for you get into her pussy- the ass is really that huge. I went for 2 hours with her, she does $250 per hour. It was a ridiculous time, I highly recommend it. Only negatives- she has a little big of scarring on her stomach from a pregnancy- it's covered up by a tattoo, you can't really see it's dark in there. She wanted me to cum in the condom, although she'd probably let you cum on her tits, idk, didn't ask. She's cute though, said she was 24 years old. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyways, I recommend highly if you've ever wanted to fuck someone with just an absolutely huge fake ass and gigantic tits. She looks like a cartoon character. Tell her you heard her name is Ariana Grande and maybe she'll give me a discount or be grateful I left a review and give me extra time or service.

Just to double check, what's the address? Couple of 38 xx addresses.

[Drawers333]

I texted one of the girls I like, CoCo from 38 xx Lawrence to see what the lineup was like and she told me that there was a new Spanish girl working in the store. She sent me a picture and I was very intrigued. Picture was of a young, thick, (obvious BBL and big presumably fake tits). I scheduled a visit and brought some extra cash. When I showed up I was amazed. Ariana is 24, and has a body like the pornstar (and Zion Williamson abuse victim) Moriah Mills. The biggest BBL ass I've ever seen, huge tits, obviously fake, but they were actually fairly soft. No BBBJ available unfortunately. I even tried to offer an additional $100, but for condom blowjob, it was pretty good. Cock completely disappears during titty fuck. Ariana has to like lift her ass up in order for you get into her pussy- the ass is really that huge. I went for 2 hours with her, she does $250 per hour. It was a ridiculous time, I highly recommend it. Only negatives- she has a little big of scarring on her stomach from a pregnancy- it's covered up by a tattoo, you can't really see it's dark in there. She wanted me to cum in the condom, although she'd probably let you cum on her tits, idk, didn't ask. She's cute though, said she was 24 years old. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyways, I recommend highly if you've ever wanted to fuck someone with just an absolutely huge fake ass and gigantic tits. She looks like a cartoon character. Tell her you heard her name is Ariana Grande and maybe she'll give me a discount or be grateful I left a review and give me extra time or service.

[Self Hi5]

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

B.

Makes sense, I mean you're not getting plowed and taking 10+ cocks a day in multiple holes. I have to imagine that will age a girl pretty quickly! It's amazing when you run into girls who have been doing this for years and years!

[ChickenDiner]

Here is the youtube fox news link.

Really shout out to the policemen doing dangerous work at busting the SPAs.

While millions people getting robbed and murder, they chose the easy way out and the way to get more money in their pocket with much less risk.

They really make our society better.

They wouldn't even think for 1 second of catching the guys robbing the girls, but really going after the girls that's willing working instead of being forced.

[DWaits]

I forgot to say in my last review of Royal in Rogers Park that I stopped by 365 Hot Spa before I went to Royal. They had a very short GILF there. Normally I like small MILFs but this woman's body seemed to be too boxy for my tastes. And she quoted 200. I might normally negotiate down to the 120-160 range but not with a body like that. I share this info as a public service announcement for the GILF lovers who like short boxy bodies.

[ConfuciusMan]

Here is the youtube fox news link.

https://youtu.be/4xoZVzSYO5s?si=iY_DQIC4Rw7MihHZ

[Fit312]

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

I was surprised that the gal from P10 was only 33.

[Bkmsw]

Looks like BHC got busted.

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

B.

[HappyGardener]

Pouring sticker on the black covered windows at moon spa, at Fullerton and western. West side of the street just south of Fullerton. Next to the used car dealership. That one.

That was supposed to be "orange" sticker. Voice to text and I didn't proofread.

It's this place.

https://asianspachicago.com/

[HappyGardener]

Pouring sticker on the black covered windows at moon spa, at Fullerton and western. West side of the street just south of Fullerton. Next to the used car dealership. That one.