Massage Parlor Reports

[Osito608]

I'd suggest starting with woodview, simply since they tend to get the better looking girls. It costs a bit more $, but not that much more.

There are a couple of places and I cannot find an ad with the phone # I have for woodview. Just text them one after another until they give you a location on woodview.

If they give you an east towne hotel location, its legit but that's where the old ladies go, mostly. You'll save some $, but once again not much.

The other apartment is near delta beer lab, but I'm wondering if they aren't operating right now. I got no reply last time I texted them.

Is it better to call or text them? I've texted a few times with no response.

[TheyTanky]

I've been going to my regular spot for a while but not anymore. When I was there a few days ago, near the end of my session, I heard what I swore was a video of a preschool type song playing in another room. Stopped after a few seconds but then started again. Then I heard unmistakably a kids' voice. I get dressed, tip out, see you next time, and see a toddler walking around the lobby, unaccompanied (I assume someone was watching her somewhere but not at that second).

I'm not naive enough to think this is the only place where these women have kids with them, but after that, I dunno. Has me rethinking the whole hobby. Nothing at all stopping that kid from accidentally opening a door.

Is this a common thing here in Madison? Even in the most shitty places I've never heard or seen that before.

[NoDamage]

Do they do any annoying follow-up calling / texting later on? Also which AMP "down the road"?

Yeah, they will send fake pictures that look AI generated and sometimes just text you. Its a bit annoying but with a burner phone its not a huge deal.

There is / was another AAMP near delta beer lab. But I've not been able to get ahold of them with the number I have, maybe they left.

[RawlSocket]

I will say that last my trip to woodview was fine, other than a disagreement over $$$ (operator told me 140, SW wanted 200 upfront).

Price / service wise, I prefer the other AAMP down the road, though I will concede that the workers aren't quite as good looking.

Do they do any annoying follow-up calling / texting later on? Also which AMP "down the road"?

[NoDamage]

I'm thanking of seeing one of the Asians but in 24 hours there are 24 different phone numbers. Do I randomly call a number or is there a better way?

I'd suggest starting with woodview, simply since they tend to get the better looking girls. It costs a bit more $, but not that much more.

There are a couple of places and I cannot find an ad with the phone # I have for woodview. Just text them one after another until they give you a location on woodview.

If they give you an east towne hotel location, its legit but that's where the old ladies go, mostly. You'll save some $, but once again not much.

The other apartment is near delta beer lab, but I'm wondering if they aren't operating right now. I got no reply last time I texted them.

[Sunflower]

I will say that last my trip to woodview was fine, other than a disagreement over $$$ (operator told me 140, SW wanted 200 upfront).

Price / service wise, I prefer the other AAMP down the road, though I will concede that the workers aren't quite as good looking.

I'm thanking of seeing one of the Asians but in 24 hours there are 24 different phone numbers. Do I randomly call a number or is there a better way?

[Osito608]

Has anyone tried her before?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madison/massage

[NoDamage]

Current lineup (only two) is phenomenal right now. I can't believe how much money I have pissed away at the AMP's over the years. This is indeed the best priced service in Madison. I've got a relationship built with the homeland operator and believe it or not, there are deals to be had if you're not too damn cheap and become a regular. Got one recently for free takeout and what a fuck crazy chick she is. I'll be seeing her in New York again next month. I'm telling you guys- stop wasting your money on the AMP's thinking you might win a game now and then. The apartment is where you score. I'm simply amazed that there is not more discussion on this.

I will say that last my trip to woodview was fine, other than a disagreement over $$$ (operator told me 140, SW wanted 200 upfront).

Price / service wise, I prefer the other AAMP down the road, though I will concede that the workers aren't quite as good looking.

[Sanctimonious6]

Current lineup (only two) is phenomenal right now. I can't believe how much money I have pissed away at the AMP's over the years. This is indeed the best priced service in Madison. I've got a relationship built with the homeland operator and believe it or not, there are deals to be had if you're not too damn cheap and become a regular. Got one recently for free takeout and what a fuck crazy chick she is. I'll be seeing her in New York again next month. I'm telling you guys- stop wasting your money on the AMP's thinking you might win a game now and then. The apartment is where you score. I'm simply amazed that there is not more discussion on this.

I will also add that AMPs are pretty reliable if you know what you're doing. My big objection is that I've reached an age where boinking on a massage table is a lot less fun than boinking on a bed.

[Sanctimonious6]

Current lineup (only two) is phenomenal right now. I can't believe how much money I have pissed away at the AMP's over the years. This is indeed the best priced service in Madison. I've got a relationship built with the homeland operator and believe it or not, there are deals to be had if you're not too damn cheap and become a regular. Got one recently for free takeout and what a fuck crazy chick she is. I'll be seeing her in New York again next month. I'm telling you guys- stop wasting your money on the AMP's thinking you might win a game now and then. The apartment is where you score. I'm simply amazed that there is not more discussion on this.

The problem is that it won't last. Eventually and inevitably, those girls will be gone and they'll be replaced by unattractive middle-aged women. There have been good periods in the past too, but eventually those girls moved on. There was one apartment in McFarland that was awesome when I first started doing this (can't quite remember their names. I think one of them was Coco) and then suddenly it was over. Enjoy this one while it lasts is all I can say.

[PackerBacker4]

Current lineup (only two) is phenomenal right now. I can't believe how much money I have pissed away at the AMP's over the years. This is indeed the best priced service in Madison. I've got a relationship built with the homeland operator and believe it or not, there are deals to be had if you're not too damn cheap and become a regular. Got one recently for free takeout and what a fuck crazy chick she is. I'll be seeing her in New York again next month. I'm telling you guys- stop wasting your money on the AMP's thinking you might win a game now and then. The apartment is where you score. I'm simply amazed that there is not more discussion on this.

[BrunoMadison]

Recently made a trip To Ocean in SP. Arrived and no other customers there, and was welcomed by a very pretty young 20's girl. Taken back to room and paid for 1 hour massage ($70). Got undressed and on heated table, she was in shortly after. She was wearing a black shirt to her belly button, and black leggings. Massage was the typical rubdown not sense of the word massage at all. Barely a tease at all, then the turn. SHe immediately grabbed onto the little guy and asked oil. I requested top and leggings come off and we agreed on 60. I asked for L2 and she wanted 140 and wouldn't budge so stuck with L1. Very nice B titties and perfect nipples. Very nice trimmed pussy but kept her legs close together so tougher than Fort Knox to get into. I'm sure with the L2 service the gates would have been opened. Most likely not a repeat for me. Sorry, I did not get her name.

[Jwlgn309]

I've been going to my regular spot for a while but not anymore. When I was there a few days ago, near the end of my session, I heard what I swore was a video of a preschool type song playing in another room. Stopped after a few seconds but then started again. Then I heard unmistakably a kids' voice. I get dressed, tip out, see you next time, and see a toddler walking around the lobby, unaccompanied (I assume someone was watching her somewhere but not at that second).

I'm not naive enough to think this is the only place where these women have kids with them, but after that, I dunno. Has me rethinking the whole hobby. Nothing at all stopping that kid from accidentally opening a door.

[RawlSocket]

Firs Post sorry if looks weird. To help clear up this issue, there is 3 distinct massage business in Portage. Pings on Dewitt (professional and not for guys like us LOL) caring therapeutic massage on Henry Dr (I think only HE offered, the girls there have changed a couple times) and V-Spa on New Pinery that offers anything. Hope that helps this chat!

Thanks, that's what I had to figure out going back into older STG ads, the New Pinery one. We need a sticky for all the AMPs!

[Big Nutz]

I went here on King Street in SP twice. First time was with a young girl named Coco, table shower, she was pretty, good massage with HE, didn't seem like more. Overall liked the experience quite a bit!

Went back, different girl but still fairly young. I just wanted massage this time no shower, so I was shown to the room right away. Massage lasted maybe 5 minutes (and sucked) before the flip, she immediately offered BBBJ without me asking which I thought was odd. Long story short, every time she would go for it, she would block my view. Turns out she was completely faking it!! I called her out and she tried to come back with Saran Wrap. I got dressed and left with no tip. Wouldn't recommend going there especially if you get a girl named Yung-yung.