Massage Parlor Reports

**Techdork** · 10-15-25 22:11

Hilarious. I love it when he asks how he's been DIYing wrong all this time.

Originally Posted by GiantChild [View Original Post]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AueL0o7RT...r6Qj0IZXCPo270

**GiantChild** · 10-15-25 21:30

https://youtube.com/shorts/AueL0o7RT...r6Qj0IZXCPo270

**KrDoggy** · 10-15-25 21:15

I know she is a favorite of many here. Very rare to get spinner body, big cans, top-tier service, and great massage.

She has a nice new table shower there too, yet another of her talents.

**GeniusCasanova** · 10-15-25 18:58

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

Is this kings in Lynnwood or the one behind the subway in sodo?

It's the Lynnwood location. Didn't even realize shangrila changed their name. LOL. I asked.

**Seattleik** · 10-15-25 18:09

Originally Posted by OceanExplorer [View Original Post]

Yumi at King's is a spectacular option not mentioned recently on this site. On my recent morning visit we started with a table shower where she cleaned me thoroughly. On some visits she has done body to body and / or a BBBJ. I skipped a hair wash this time. Back in the room she dried me off and we did play time before the massage. Her techniques are wonderful. We started with 69 and I ate pussy while she gave me an amazing BBBJ. She switched to CG BBFS with nice up and down rather than grinding. I was taking my time so we switched back to BBBJ for a finish. She cleaned up, brought in a hot towel then gave me a long massage to finish. Yumi is in her upper 40's. Some view that with distain but she exercises daily and is in youthful shape. Nice body and size C boobs. And you can't beat her experience. 200.

Is this kings in Lynnwood or the one behind the subway in sodo?

**Nampa Boi** · 10-15-25 17:29

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Heard jasmine is moving to Tokyo spa, anyone got intel on the exact day. Wonder whos her replacement, maybe another hot spinner? been sitting out on a bench bcuz of a nasty cold lately, hope to catch her before she leaves. Drive to Q msg is better than to south 405, thanks.

It's difficult to tell a womans age, especially an Asian woman but aint no way Angela is 50, she more early 30 to mid. She's a MILF had a lot of fun with her big tata last time.

Agree. Age in Asian women is difficult to tell, but they are almost always 10 years older than you think they are.

I've never seen Angela but if dude thinks she's close to 50, she's probably close to 50.

Youth matters to me a lot. It's why I don't go to K girls anymore. Most of them are in their late 30's or 40's.

I recently hooked up with a hot young Korean (sorry. Not sharing). She was advertised as 20. Looked 22. Stated she was really 27.

When you hook up with a young Asian chick in her 20's, you realize how old all the other AMP & k-girls are.

**KrDoggy** · 10-15-25 14:59

Sounds like a good price for that service. Guys paying much more for fat ugly girls.

Originally Posted by OceanExplorer [View Original Post]

Yumi at King's is a spectacular option not mentioned recently on this site. On my recent morning visit we started with a table shower where she cleaned me thoroughly. On some visits she has done body to body and / or a BBBJ. I skipped a hair wash this time. Back in the room she dried me off and we did play time before the massage. Her techniques are wonderful. We started with 69 and I ate pussy while she gave me an amazing BBBJ. She switched to CG BBFS with nice up and down rather than grinding. I was taking my time so we switched back to BBBJ for a finish. She cleaned up, brought in a hot towel then gave me a long massage to finish. Yumi is in her upper 40's. Some view that with distain but she exercises daily and is in youthful shape. Nice body and size C boobs. And you can't beat her experience. 200.

**Ocean Explorer** · 10-15-25 14:46

Yumi at King's is a spectacular option not mentioned recently on this site. On my recent morning visit we started with a table shower where she cleaned me thoroughly. On some visits she has done body to body and / or a BBBJ. I skipped a hair wash this time. Back in the room she dried me off and we did play time before the massage. Her techniques are wonderful. We started with 69 and I ate pussy while she gave me an amazing BBBJ. She switched to CG BBFS with nice up and down rather than grinding. I was taking my time so we switched back to BBBJ for a finish. She cleaned up, brought in a hot towel then gave me a long massage to finish. Yumi is in her upper 40's. Some view that with distain but she exercises daily and is in youthful shape. Nice body and size C boobs. And you can't beat her experience. 200.

**IstlFun** · 10-15-25 01:32

Heard jasmine is moving to Tokyo spa, anyone got intel on the exact day. Wonder whos her replacement, maybe another hot spinner? been sitting out on a bench bcuz of a nasty cold lately, hope to catch her before she leaves. Drive to Q msg is better than to south 405, thanks.

Originally Posted by TakemyLoad [View Original Post]

Jasmine at Q.

Pretty lady. Small.

Ok BBBJ. Struggled with girth.

Condom was tight. Pounded her in mish. Her eyes got huge.

Angela at Q.

Same services. Closer to 50. Good looking. Asian cowgirl.

It's difficult to tell a womans age, especially an Asian woman but aint no way Angela is 50, she more early 30 to mid. She's a MILF had a lot of fun with her big tata last time.

**TakemyLoad** · 10-14-25 17:11

Emma at JM.

Reminds me of ittybittygirl aka MadameKitty in the looks dept.

No BBFS for me. Rj and I fucked her face pretty good. Jizzed down her throat. She wanted a tip. I hate it when they ask.

Jasmine at Q.

Pretty lady. Small.

Ok BBBJ. Struggled with girth.

Condom was tight. Pounded her in mish. Her eyes got huge.

Angela at Q.

Same services. Closer to 50. Good looking. Asian cowgirl.

I am looking for greek and bareback.

None of the above are worthy of a repeat unless my dick is hard and I am 5 minutes away.

**Barnie** · 10-14-25 16:14

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

So Jasmine is on the skinnier side? Maybe she is what I'm looking for.

Review is accurate. Yes.

**AnonyWA** · 10-14-25 13:33

I went here based on the reports for Jasmine. They're mostly accurate, I'd put her at 110 lbs, late 30's or early 40's, petite build with a small bottom. She's not a true skinny Asian but she wasn't carrying any extra on her. Gave her the ol' Aussie special and off we went. Started with a good massage before the flip. I agree that her BBJ had some teeth but it was overall still very nice with a little BLS. After blowing in the bag, we finished with a massage until time was up. The massage was decent but nothing special.

Angela came in during the session to offer two hands but she was not my type, so I politely declined, some of you may appreciate her figure more. She's got a fuller figure.

Overall a good experience.

**Justice2001** · 10-14-25 08:47

Originally Posted by RespectIt [View Original Post]

You mean La Moon? Yeah that block is sketchy. But it isn't always crazy.

Younger is relative, but I'll ask for her if I check it out.

Thanks. I know this thread skews toward a few main spots, but I love a free alternative to the paid parlor review sites.

Whoops yeah la moon. When I walk by there's always people tweaking right in their doorway. If you do try let me know!

**WhyNot96** · 10-13-25 22:09

Texted to schedule an appointment and Andrea was ready to go right on time. Accurate descriptions. Face was little chopped but damn that ass to waist ratio was insane.

Great ts with BBBJ, bls, dfk, p2 p, mutual nipple licking, lots of body kisses. Went back to the room and continued some more. Daty was great especially with her having her ass / thighs engulf my head. A true death by snusnu.

Couple positions and she took a pounding no issue and size wasn't an issue either with her which was a plus. No BBFS but did mention she could grab one of the Chinese girls for that LOL. Didn't press it any further.

Good massage at the end with oil and got my whole hour. Pretty sensual session vs high energy but would definitely return.

*this post is fictional and meant for entertainment purposes.

**IssaquahMan** · 10-13-25 19:50

Visited Green at Renton after they messaged me to try again. Met with Linda.

TS was ok. In room massage was meh. Girl in thin, little tall with what I assume are MM.

Service OK.