Massage Parlor Reports

[Ampking69]

Heard that there's a new spa opened near the pier on wilshire, has anyone tried it yet?

[Noah Bennett]

There used to be a thread called "reports of distinction" and if it were still around, I'd nominate you for membership.

I laughed. I cried. The kind of prose I look for in a Homer novel.

His report on LAX Acupuncture had me dying. You should check that one out. Pure comedic gold.

[Hey Tim]

Spa castle is anything but fancy it has the ambiance of a tunnel in Gaza uh I mean Dearborn.

The carpeting it's straight out of the Fred flintstone era.

There used to be a thread called "reports of distinction" and if it were still around, I'd nominate you for membership.

I laughed. I cried. The kind of prose I look for in a Homer novel.

[Calorie]

Name of the place is spa castle and I think they use the old signs from the red Lantern precursor at the corner of around overland and Culver.

If you remember the place you had to go to upstairs with the sign somewhere as big as the rooftop light at the Luxor Las Vegas.

The location is 9th and Wilshire which is totally inappropriate for the kind of activities that are going on at this place.

It is upstairs over a bar that I have driven by about 150,000 times and would never step in.

It is close to randy's Donuts benny's Mexican and huckleberry one of these fancy schmancy breakfast joints on Wilshire.

Spa castle is anything but fancy it has the ambiance of a tunnel in Gaza uh I mean Dearborn.

The carpeting it's straight out of the Fred flintstone era.

There is absolutely no decor on the walls and as far as I can tell there are ]only two examining rooms with the break room made-up of some flop type beds.

I could not even tell if there was a bathroom.

When you go in from the downstairs there is a large sign that says spa castle and you walk up the stairs and there is a door and you are in there I suppose they are the only tenant upstairs it looked like there was a Pilates studio beforehand.

I get in and having read a review here of Luna being some outstanding piece of Wagyu I figure I would try her.

Luna answers and Luna looks like she does nails in Hacienda heights and not blowjobs in Santa Monica she is older with that reddish shit ass dye job and wearing a sort of dress that you would wear if you were going to a church at a nudist colony.

I asked if there was another girl there and now comes Angela.

Angela has a little more of a younger body and no fake hair coloring, who the living fuck knows how old she is.

She has a face that is as homely as that Guthrie woman that's been missing for about two years now and kind of a dead flat ass you could use to check the level of a high speed rail.

Weak man madd tits.

Ids I did not see any baby damage and there was no tattoos covering up her stomach.

She was wearing a sort of sun dress with almost lime clean panties she wasted quite a bit of time on the massage and I asked her to turn down the house lights and at least her breath smelled less than horrible.

She had me turn over without doing much crack work we do a brief negotiation as I was willing to pay the full $200 plus the 60 house. It was a rather subdued experience, after a blowjob on dan bilzerian level steroids, I did most of the position standing and tried my best to get a groove on in doggy. What I did was gyrate my penor inside of her love cave and she kept saying dancing dancing which was kind of annoying but it seemed like she got very wet down there and after I went flat doggy she kind of turned on the Cuisinart pussy mixer and I got close enough but there was no way I was going to make it in the glad bag.

So I pulled out and she got off the bed to begin a manual transmission she then let out two of the loudest pussy explosions in recorded western civilization I thought I was at del Taco in Los Robles on the five going to the bathroom with a long haul trucker who just had two burrito supremes after a 10 hour haul. It was rather frightening.

Anyhow she does this blow job where she deep throats you and you can feel the tip of your head kind of at the base of her ankles it is a little rough and not to my liking.

Anyhow this place is not probably long for the planet the minute somebody figures out what's going on up there the landlord will be put on notice and this place will be gone faster that a Clay Aiken hard on at a strip club.

200 tip, 60 for the house.

[Calorie]

Well, holy fucken randy's donuts. Apparently we have a new fuck patch at wilshire across from schwab and just a block east of randy's donuts. On wilshre. It is upstairs over a shit ass bar that looks like it is for people who got lost in time in santa monica.

I reconned the place last night. It looks like there is a staircase in the hallway and natch there was a bum sleeping there. The guys at the bar would not know from asian pussy if it hit them in the face on norton in k town. I will be going there soon.

[MassMe]

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.

https://www.massagecapital.com/ look like only legit.

Inddor beach tan is Located in: Vinci Plaza.

Address: 11901 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025.

Ocean Massage. Located in: Lincoln Plaza.

Address: 711 Lincoln Blvd, Venice, CA 90291.

Warf? - This isn't in Santa Monica, but it's on Wilshire and very close to the border, is it FS?

[PriscillaM]

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.

[MassMe]

Can't give much info. A-1 is my go-to for PSE, but only on weekends and only with Penny. GILF and ATF. But like most mongers, I look for variety from time to time, and tried Sun a few years back. Looked like a hoarder's house inside, treatment room was tiny, with table against the wall. Repulsive MMS and only slightly less repulsive provider who clearly hated her job. Avoid. Did try iSabai down Lincoln years ago, but got a newbie not yet willing to go beyond massage, and massage was terrible. Round lady who greeted me was probably the better bet -- likely Nancy who was doine BBFS at a reasonable rate back then. Rumor has it that her BB surcharge has gone up.

Thanks. I may go for Penny. How much?

ISabai. I walked in there last week, looks at the menu and went to car my car next door. They didn't lookk fun or sexy. Have you tried Indoor tan called Lux. Tranies, but also looks like they have some hot ones that don't have rods.

Also vigor massage is new management. But the woman there looked like a vampire so I ran.

[Willie23]

I would love reports on the places in SM -.

A1-?

Sun?

Warf?

Ocean?

Asian-massage-center?

19 IE Santa Monica Blvd.

And others?

Smassage.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd.

Can't give much info. A-1 is my go-to for PSE, but only on weekends and only with Penny. GILF and ATF. But like most mongers, I look for variety from time to time, and tried Sun a few years back. Looked like a hoarder's house inside, treatment room was tiny, with table against the wall. Repulsive MMS and only slightly less repulsive provider who clearly hated her job. Avoid. Did try iSabai down Lincoln years ago, but got a newbie not yet willing to go beyond massage, and massage was terrible. Round lady who greeted me was probably the better bet -- likely Nancy who was doine BBFS at a reasonable rate back then. Rumor has it that her BB surcharge has gone up.

[MassMe]

I would love reports on the places in SM -.

A1-?

Sun?

Warf?

Ocean?

Asian-massage-center?

19 IE Santa Monica Blvd.

And others?

Smassage.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd.

[Willie23]

Santa Monica Blvd. Is it this place: Vigor Massage Los Angeles? Is it near Bundy? So strange. It used to be a legit place. Now it sounds fun. BUT 200 sounds so high for this!

Chen's was never legit for me, but very random. New name is Vigor and yes, it is West of Bundy in a little strip mall with a 7-Eleven. Not recommended unless you have enough cash (or game) to get an unwilling provider to remove clothes.

[MassMe]

Took a chance. Chen's was always a roll of the dice from FS milfs to newbie milfs with limits.

The latter was my experience at Vigor. Attractive tallish slim 30-something wanting West Side rate for a BJ with zero GFE bonus activities. It may have been one of her first attempts at oral, and she called in the other MILF to "watch. " The other one was shorter & sluttier-seeming and got in close, despite my protesting that I didn't have more than $10 to spare, since I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Weird experience, overall, especially since both refused to give their names. Total damage was $$. 18.

Would not repeat or recommend for ROI.

Santa Monica Blvd. Is it this place: Vigor Massage Los Angeles? Is it near Bundy? So strange. It used to be a legit place. Now it sounds fun. BUT 200 sounds so high for this!

[Willie23]

Took a chance. Chen's was always a roll of the dice from FS milfs to newbie milfs with limits.

The latter was my experience at Vigor. Attractive tallish slim 30-something wanting West Side rate for a BJ with zero GFE bonus activities. It may have been one of her first attempts at oral, and she called in the other MILF to "watch. " The other one was shorter & sluttier-seeming and got in close, despite my protesting that I didn't have more than $10 to spare, since I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Weird experience, overall, especially since both refused to give their names. Total damage was $$. 18.

Would not repeat or recommend for ROI.

[PriscillaM]

Has Penny retired or is she still at it? Not sure if that is the name she goes by at this location. When I saw her in North County San Diego she was Penny. Great body but a GILF.

If you want grannies try 40 models.

[Phillyguy74]

Has Penny retired or is she still at it? Not sure if that is the name she goes by at this location. When I saw her in North County San Diego she was Penny. Great body but a GILF.