Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Plumber** · 09-24-25 14:22

Originally Posted by RedRoddddd [View Original Post]

Bait and switch is everywhere. Yell "Young lady!" Or "I want Miss Lili or I go. " Magically a beauty, instead of her grandma 👵, will appear. It can be a little disappointing to walk away. But so many better spots close by on Westminster or Bolsa. Miss Beijing 2025, not Miss Beijing 1965.

Good luck.

Exactly, Red. Just politely walk out and head for greener, younger pastures. Any hurt feelings won't last long. Especially if you return a different day.

Oh and Red, personally I'm ok with Miss Beijing 1965 to 1995. Bring on the MILFY and GILFY!

**Kevin80** · 09-24-25 12:57

Does anyone know the current providers at SH? I heard that Yoyo is no longer there, but then another guy said she's working p / t. Yoyo was one of a few girls that looked far better in a dark room than she did in the lobby, not that she ever looked bad. When I first saw her I knew she was up there in age, somewhat an auntie. But in the room, slim body, cute face, smooth skin, she easily passes as a 30 year old. Been a while, read that she's aged quite a bit and doesn't look much like she did few years back but might still be fun to see.

Again anyone knows the current standing? Now that enchilada Kelly is no longer there, who else is cute and worth seeing.

**Kevin80** · 09-24-25 12:38

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

Made an appointment for Lili at SH Health Center on Bolsa in Westminster. When I arrived, they put me with Lulu instead. I kept asking for Lili and was told "she busy. ".

House fee was $45 for the hour. Lulu gave a decent massage, but the finish was only a HJ for a $60 tip. I asked about more and was shut down hard. No extras on the table.

This felt like dj vu since the same thing happened to me before at Du Calme / Garden Spa I ask for one girl, get switched, and then told she's busy.

Can anyone confirm what's going on with Lili? Is she still around, or has she moved on?

I don't know about your case, but mms at massage2018 has never pulled this kind of bait and switch tactic on me. She's always up front on who's available and time slots. Steven the ahole pps at SH Magnolia does this kind of crap all the time just you get you in.

**Dildo Baggens** · 09-24-25 11:53

I too learned my lesson the hard way. At least she only charged 80 for a CBJ.

Nowadays before I pay the house fee I ask if they are busy, then only opt for the 30 or come back at another time if wanting the full treatment.

[qQUOTE=JimRockford83;7399813]Today I visited Dream Massage on 17th at the west end of Santa Ana based on a previous review. I was greeted by Angela, a mid to late 30's MILF which is my COT. She held my hand and I grasped her ass as we walked to the room. I paid the HF of 60 for an hour. I got undressed and laid face down on the table. I could hear other mongers entering. After waiting for 10-15 minutes I sat up and considered leaving. Angela walked in and apologized for the wait. She started the massage which was basically just rubbing her hands over my back and butt. After 3 minutes she pulled out the pillow and told me to flip and asked what I wanted. FS was on the menu but I opted for a CBJ. $ was the agreed upon amount. She took off all of her clothes and slid the condom on with her mouth. I like to think that because a lengthy drought on my part I came much quicker than usual. I was then expecting a lengthy and hopefully good massage. She put her clothes back on and said they were really busy and that she was the only girl there. Because of how busy they were she said she could only do 30 minutes and told me to give her only 80 for the CBJ. She said she would be back soon to finish the message. After she left I was very disappointed and got dressed and started to leave. She heard me open the room door and walk down the hall. As I got to the door she popped out of the room she was in and asked why I was leaving. I told her that the whole experience was really bad. She said "I really like you" and told me come back another day and she'd give me a really special experience. I'm sure I looked extremely skeptical and turned to leave. She said wait right here and went back into the hallway. She came back quickly and handed me $20. I was very surprised and thanked her as I walked out the door. Overall it was not a good experience. I ended up paying $. 20.40+80. There may be a better experience available but not for me. If you decide to visit hopefully YMMV. [ / QUOTE].

**Dildo Baggens** · 09-24-25 11:44

I concur. Just ask Baldy cruiser If code or symbols helped him.

Originally Posted by FarFarAway [View Original Post]

Some seemed to think that using codes and code words 'protected' them from LE, who didn't understand them. C'Mon. Do you really think anyone would believe 'roses' isn't $s?

The other problem, sometimes this site auto-corrects repeated characters, and that creates a problem that you meant to type 3 dollar signs, but only 1 or 2 show up, so other guys can't tell what you really paid. That is why numbers will always work.

**CryMoarHoar** · 09-24-25 11:40

Originally Posted by FarFarAway [View Original Post]

Some seemed to think that using codes and code words 'protected' them from LE, who didn't understand them. C'Mon. Do you really think anyone would believe 'roses' isn't $s?

The other problem, sometimes this site auto-corrects repeated characters, and that creates a problem that you meant to type 3 dollar signs, but only 1 or 2 show up, so other guys can't tell what you really paid. That is why numbers will always work.

It was undoubtedly safer to use certain code like Fish and chip place a while back then.

[Deleted by Admin]

Korg also got more options now than ever. It means the demand is definitely there.

Back then, we do use $$ to indicate 200, $ to indicate 100. Just a habit. There was a guy way back then beginning a review with I had a dream last night to save him from troubles if any.

If you are long time monger, you kinda know the standard price (CFS, BBBJ, HE) already for AMP menu. Maybe $20 or $40 difference. Nothing new

**JimRockford83** · 09-24-25 10:20

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

Made an appointment for Lili at SH Health Center on Bolsa in Westminster. When I arrived, they put me with Lulu instead. I kept asking for Lili and was told "she busy. ".

House fee was $45 for the hour. Lulu gave a decent massage, but the finish was only a HJ for a $60 tip. I asked about more and was shut down hard. No extras on the table.

This felt like dj vu since the same thing happened to me before at Du Calme / Garden Spa I ask for one girl, get switched, and then told she's busy.

Can anyone confirm what's going on with Lili? Is she still around, or has she moved on?

This seems to be happening more frequently. I don't know if it's because of the reports that many providers are claiming that business is slow or what. It seems like a lot of places will tell you anything to get you in the door. In the last few weeks I've made two appointments specifically for Cindy at Lucky. Both times I got there Cindy wasn't there. The first time they put me in a room and said Cindy would be right in. Some other girl came in and when I asked she said Cindy was on her way and that she would start the massage. Obviously Cindy never showed up. The second time they told me Cindy wasn't there and tried to get me to pick another girl. I thanked them for their time and left to go somewhere else.

**RedRoddddd** · 09-24-25 02:09

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

Made an appointment for Lili at SH Health Center on Bolsa in Westminster. When I arrived, they put me with Lulu instead. I kept asking for Lili and was told "she busy. ".

House fee was $45 for the hour. Lulu gave a decent massage, but the finish was only a HJ for a $60 tip. I asked about more and was shut down hard. No extras on the table.

This felt like dj vu since the same thing happened to me before at Du Calme / Garden Spa I ask for one girl, get switched, and then told she's busy.

Can anyone confirm what's going on with Lili? Is she still around, or has she moved on?

Bait and switch is everywhere. Yell "Young lady!" Or "I want Miss Lili or I go. " Magically a beauty, instead of her grandma 👵, will appear. It can be a little disappointing to walk away. But so many better spots close by on Westminster or Bolsa. Miss Beijing 2025, not Miss Beijing 1965.

Good luck.

**JimRockford83** · 09-23-25 22:00

Today I visited Dream Massage on 17th at the west end of Santa Ana based on a previous review. I was greeted by Angela, a mid to late 30's MILF which is my COT. She held my hand and I grasped her ass as we walked to the room. I paid the HF of 60 for an hour. I got undressed and laid face down on the table. I could hear other mongers entering. After waiting for 10-15 minutes I sat up and considered leaving. Angela walked in and apologized for the wait. She started the massage which was basically just rubbing her hands over my back and butt. After 3 minutes she pulled out the pillow and told me to flip and asked what I wanted. FS was on the menu but I opted for a CBJ. $ was the agreed upon amount. She took off all of her clothes and slid the condom on with her mouth. I like to think that because a lengthy drought on my part I came much quicker than usual. I was then expecting a lengthy and hopefully good massage. She put her clothes back on and said they were really busy and that she was the only girl there. Because of how busy they were she said she could only do 30 minutes and told me to give her only 80 for the CBJ. She said she would be back soon to finish the message. After she left I was very disappointed and got dressed and started to leave. She heard me open the room door and walk down the hall. As I got to the door she popped out of the room she was in and asked why I was leaving. I told her that the whole experience was really bad. She said "I really like you" and told me come back another day and she'd give me a really special experience. I'm sure I looked extremely skeptical and turned to leave. She said wait right here and went back into the hallway. She came back quickly and handed me $20. I was very surprised and thanked her as I walked out the door. Overall it was not a good experience. I ended up paying $. 20.40+80. There may be a better experience available but not for me. If you decide to visit hopefully YMMV.

**TheVistMan** · 09-23-25 20:06

Originally Posted by JamesD2004 [View Original Post]

This is misinformation and don't know why admin let you live. Admin is all for clear and more posting, very much against specifically coded fees.

Yes I am glad they let me live as well.

Look this is not a huge issue like you guys are making it out to be, and if you look at my reviews, I always type out 160,200, whatever it may be, but I am also aware of the abbreviations as everyone else should be.

**TotalGrip** · 09-23-25 14:54

Made an appointment for Lili at SH Health Center on Bolsa in Westminster. When I arrived, they put me with Lulu instead. I kept asking for Lili and was told "she busy. ".

House fee was $45 for the hour. Lulu gave a decent massage, but the finish was only a HJ for a $60 tip. I asked about more and was shut down hard. No extras on the table.

This felt like déjà vu since the same thing happened to me before at Du Calme / Garden Spa — I ask for one girl, get switched, and then told she's busy.

Can anyone confirm what's going on with Lili? Is she still around, or has she moved on?

**Zerosumgain2** · 09-23-25 14:10

I saw a few review on this Yuna down at OA spa, took a chance to see her, but she was busy with another or so I was told, but this great looking girl goes by Helen took me in. I was only asking for a quicky, so got half an hour and tip was 150 for what she was offering.

Helen is really great looking, especially when she smiles. Got a twitch glam streamer look& vibe along with happy-go-lucky energy on her, Pair of soft Cs and shaved pussy and perfect curves from top to bottom. The massage was fair, not of her strong suit, but the BJ was really great, sloppy and no gag, maintained eye contact with me with the fuk me look, really sexy and a big turn on for me. 69 session was worth a mention, not a squirter but juice was plenty with minimal stimulation naturally, which didn't require any lube it is always a great sign of a healthy vag. Really tight vag, this and her BJ makes the whole experience worthwhile, she's got this slightly inverted pink nipples, really cute when she gets excited, it perks up nicely for more attention. Really enjoy her in standing K9 in front of the giant mirror they got in the room, with that beautiful model face and sexy moan that she had to muffle a few times when she came was the best part of the show. Finished all of it with her suck out the cream. Saw Yuna, lulu and connie on my way out, fantastic line-up IMO. Best looking I would say would be Lulu and Helen, while best bod on a glance would probbaly be Yuna, Connie didn't seem like have a whole lot going on, but told me in English that she got the best experience and talent among them group or so she say. Got me interested to come back for a second visit before I even left the building.

**James D 2004** · 09-23-25 13:12

Originally Posted by TheVistMan [View Original Post]

Silly or not, that is how the website guidelines tell us to put it.

This is misinformation and don't know why admin let you live. Admin is all for clear and more posting, very much against specifically coded fees.

**FarFarAway** · 09-23-25 12:26

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

There is no rule, nor are there guidelines encouraging the use of $ $$ $$ There is an abbreviation page, that lists that notation, along with a bunch of other abbreviations that may or may not be used any more.

It's been my long time suggestion, to avoid using $ $$ $$ 5 as I mostly only serves to cause confusion with too many of the members. Maybe, at one time saving a character had value, but certainly doesn't service that purpose anymore with the speeds that we get on the Internet.

Some seemed to think that using codes and code words 'protected' them from LE, who didn't understand them. C'Mon. Do you really think anyone would believe 'roses' isn't $s?

The other problem, sometimes this site auto-corrects repeated characters, and that creates a problem that you meant to type 3 dollar signs, but only 1 or 2 show up, so other guys can't tell what you really paid. That is why numbers will always work.

**Dildo Baggens** · 09-23-25 11:50

Frankly I find the codes arbitrary and silly. Just write verbatim what you paid for the time, house fee, type of service and total gratuity. I for one will not use these pretentious "Codes".

DB.

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

There is no rule, nor are there guidelines encouraging the use of $ $$ $$ There is an abbreviation page, that lists that notation, along with a bunch of other abbreviations that may or may not be used any more.

It's been my long time suggestion, to avoid using $ $$ $$ 5 as I mostly only serves to cause confusion with too many of the members. Maybe, at one time saving a character had value, but certainly doesn't service that purpose anymore with the speeds that we get on the Internet.