Massage Parlor Reports

**Coopertars** · 09-13-25 12:22

Originally Posted by MilkyMoomoo [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on any places near Des Plaines Metra? Would greatly appreciate some pointers from the veterans here.

There is another forum for that area, check the Mt. Prospect thread for more info.

I will say that Ivy and Elana used to work not too far from there:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...est-27921.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lay-26990.html

Search the forum for reviews.

**Coopertars** · 09-13-25 12:19

Originally Posted by HughJCoque [View Original Post]

I've got the afternoon off to take the Blue Line from Ohare to downtown. Any recommended places near any Blue Line stops? Or just get down in Chinatown?

Thanks.

There is Thai Orchid Spa and West River spa near the Chicago Ave stop, search the forums (fka Princess Thai, mainly L1).

There is the Noble Square Euro girls near the Division St stop, search the forums (apt, not a spa, mainly L1).

If you take the blue line to Clark / Lake and transfer to the Orange line, that will get you to Bridgeport where the more talked about spas are (Orange, Archer Perfect, Ashland).

**MilkyMoomoo** · 09-12-25 15:02

Anyone have any intel on any places near Des Plaines Metra? Would greatly appreciate some pointers from the veterans here.

**HughJCoque** · 09-12-25 14:44

I've got the afternoon off to take the Blue Line from Ohare to downtown. Any recommended places near any Blue Line stops? Or just get down in Chinatown?

Thanks.

**OrangeLine1** · 09-11-25 16:17

Was about to head over to Orange Spa and my girl told me to not go police were there twice today so I believe it's the end of a Great Run over there.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-11-25 14:55

Is that first one near western & diversely? Maps shows moon spa and the massage chicago in that area.

Originally Posted by Bhar35 [View Original Post]

1) Chicago Asian Spa on 2 xxx and Western Ave.

Emelia initially was quiet. Once she started talking though, we were having some good talks. It helps that I was also staring at a girl that was clearly out of my league LOL.

The massage by Emelia was a damn good one. She was also very polite especially when I had to change positions. Legit manners LOL. Some rubbing on my fore head, some on my back, some on the arms, some on the back, some on the legs, and a lot on my cock. Emelia went straight for the nuts first. Licking and fondling them with her sexy mouth. Her left hand was doing the stroking and the right hand was sensually rubbing my inner thighs. Girl had me melting. But when I felt the wet warmth of the inside of her mouth, she totally obliterated me in a minute.

Good and happy times. Emelia cleaned me out, left a big tip, and then I was on my way out to wait for my ride.

2) Chicago Massage on 6 xxxx W Diversey Ave (several days ago, forgot to report).

It was decently busy, but I was surprised that the wait time was so short. I was worried that might mean the girls there rush things, but na. Katie gave me the time I paid for.

Katie was a rubbing, stroking, and dick sucking machine. Girl got infinite energy. I was surprised how she remained so enthusiastic with the extra fun stuff after going so hard with the deep tissue massage. She was really all gas and no breaks. Kept her sexy persona on and went straight amazon mode when she was sucking the life force out of me. Just nonstop blowing and while the hands were always rubbing something. After I came I got to relax while she lightly sucked on the testicles. This is peak sexy and sloppy BBBJ.

My wallet going to be prematurely low this month.

**SpaGuy21** · 09-11-25 11:36

Originally Posted by CakeLover13 [View Original Post]

Anyone partake in FU spa, 4400 block of N Milwaukee. Interesting name, like how do they answer the phone, "you want to cum to fu spa? Ad's off google look interesting, I. E. Fake pics etc. I'm not from around there, saw it the other day while driving past it.

Checked this place out. First called to see if they were open, they put out a couple CL listings early / mid August but when I called, and even did a driveby, there was no answer. So they recently posted again and when I called, a man answered (not NW side PPS, some of you know who I mean, haha). I didn't set anything up but just confirmed they were open.

I decided to pop in to do a talent evaluation with no appointment and ready to walk. It's located in a small strip mall, next to a salon and a few doors down from a breakfast diner. I walk up to the door and there's a doorbell on the middle of the glass door, but when I pushed it didn't hear any sound. I saw a woman through the glass door, knocked and it turns out the door was unlocked. The woman was Chinese, 40's, kind of milfy cute but dressed casually. Big t shirt and jean shorts, nothing suggestive at all. Barely speaks English but get out of her. 5 for hhr and. 7 for the hr. Didn't notice anyone else there but they could've been in back.

A couple days later, I had a couple hours to kill before going out for the evening so I thought I'd give it a shot. Though the provider wasn't some young hottie, she did have a kind of milfy, cuteness to her. Snaggletooth smile, decent legs, somewhat innocent demeanor. Said her name was Amanda. Anyways, I go back for the hour. She doesn't cover me but it's a mediocre massage. No hints or teasing. Flip, still no cover, and I ask for soft. She got close to the jewels but never touched. I reach out and rub her butt and initially no objection. I slide my hand under her shorts and get a giggle and hand smack. Still no touching the jewels and I knew then it was a lost cause. Nothing further happened and towards the end, someone came in the back. I believe female but never saw them. She checked it out, comes back and says done. I was shorted 5 minutes, mentioned it to her and she just laughed. It came out of her tip and gave her 12, didn't want to completely stiff her (that way, haha).

Odd thing was, when I was getting ready for the massage, there was a little basket with massage oil bottle and a smaller bottle with no label. The smaller bottle was definitely lube. Maybe there's another provider who gives additional service but I didn't get it with my MT. All in all, additional services may be available but it's not a sure thing and with so many other options out there I'm not sure I'll repeat.

**ElJefe69** · 09-10-25 23:55

Originally Posted by DropTop69 [View Original Post]

I finally scored an appointment with Judy. Honestly she didn't look as old & rough as I had anticipated based on most reviews. She's very far from a young hardbody, but for the anticipated services, it wasn't a big issue to me. Took the table shower, and when given the choice between hard & medium massage, chose medium. Pretty good massage -- not that I really give a shit about that.

After the flip, she put my hand on my cock as if to indicate self-service, as at least one other reviewer had noted. But I just told her that I wanted her mouth, and she went to work. The BLS and taint work was really top-notch in between having her cock in my mouth. Unfortunately I only got a couple of very brief previews of her famous rimming, since I was way too jacked up with anticipation and it had been a long time for me, and blew into her mouth pretty early into the BBBJ. Hot towel, bottle of water, and I was out of there.

I most likely will give her another go and set myself up to last longer next time to get the full experience. My one hesitation is how everything was just so damn musty in there. The towels most noticeably I guess, but really the whole place. Enough so that it just kind hung with me after leaving, and I really couldn't wait to jump in the shower and throw my clothes in the washer when I got home. Though visually the place looked pretty clean.

My not lasting long is a whole other discussion. I've been with some super hot higher end girls, including in duos, without having that issue even a little bit. But the fingertip teasing and mouth skills of some of these plain, older Asian ladies just does something else to me sometimes. Not sure if I'm alone in that.

I agree on the mustyness of the place. She needs to do a bleach deep clean and get new towels. I always feel dirty when I leave there for more reasons than the mustyness. But her skills are what keep me coming back from time to time.

**Dumbfrommars45** · 09-10-25 23:15

I need recommendations. I've been to all the traditional Asian spots. I want to switch it up.

**Bhar35** · 09-10-25 17:42

1) Chicago Asian Spa on 2 xxx and Western Ave.

Emelia initially was quiet. Once she started talking though, we were having some good talks. It helps that I was also staring at a girl that was clearly out of my league LOL.

The massage by Emelia was a damn good one. She was also very polite especially when I had to change positions. Legit manners LOL. Some rubbing on my fore head, some on my back, some on the arms, some on the back, some on the legs, and a lot on my cock. Emelia went straight for the nuts first. Licking and fondling them with her sexy mouth. Her left hand was doing the stroking and the right hand was sensually rubbing my inner thighs. Girl had me melting. But when I felt the wet warmth of the inside of her mouth, she totally obliterated me in a minute.

Good and happy times. Emelia cleaned me out, left a big tip, and then I was on my way out to wait for my ride.

2) Chicago Massage on 6 xxxx W Diversey Ave (several days ago, forgot to report).

It was decently busy, but I was surprised that the wait time was so short. I was worried that might mean the girls there rush things, but na. Katie gave me the time I paid for.

Katie was a rubbing, stroking, and dick sucking machine. Girl got infinite energy. I was surprised how she remained so enthusiastic with the extra fun stuff after going so hard with the deep tissue massage. She was really all gas and no breaks. Kept her sexy persona on and went straight amazon mode when she was sucking the life force out of me. Just nonstop blowing and while the hands were always rubbing something. After I came I got to relax while she lightly sucked on the testicles. This is peak sexy and sloppy BBBJ.

My wallet going to be prematurely low this month.

**JWankxxx** · 09-10-25 11:45

Wanted to give everyone an update on this site, I talked with support at Rubrankings.com and they are having server issues. If not resolved today they will be moving to a new site rubrankings. Co.

**RichL1234** · 09-10-25 11:34

Anyone have any info on Sunshine Spa in the 5700 block of Irving?

Been trying to go for past couple of weeks to see Kiki, but her personal number is not accepting calls and the shop number is also down.

Even did a walk up rang buzzer but no answer.

There is no signage on door indicating any shut down.

Anyone know?

**Bhar35** · 09-09-25 21:43

Had a good night at the Chicago Spa on W Armitage Ave.

Louise says hello and I reply back at her with a ni hao ma. Hahah she didn't even know how to react and just leads me down the hall.

I wanted to make sure that we were on the same page so I gave her the gist of what services I wanted, and also the extra tip. She dig it.

A perfectly relaxing massage in the beginning. Which is great because it can be exhausting if they go all gungho in the beginning. Made me feel like some emperor with all the ego boosting lines she was whispering and simply the way her hands softly worshiped my southern stick. No mistakes or skinning of the stick occurred.

Stuffed my face in her chest, sucked on them, and purposefully suffocated my face in them. Then it was perfect timing to put on a magnum sized rubba. Tongue was twirling all around, lips were locked around, and her neck had all the stamina to go up and down.

Now the pressure all hella built up. Got her in a lazy ass doggy side position and just boom boom away. Knocked out after for like a few minutes as she cleaned me. A++ extra credit to Louise.

**AyoHell** · 09-09-25 21:38

There has always been reports of Judy doing l3 every once in a while but I'm not sure why you'd want to.

**DropTop69** · 09-09-25 18:33

Originally Posted by PunkAsFuck [View Original Post]

I've seen her before and enjoyed my time. Are you implying she does full service?

No, not trying to imply that. Apologies if it sounded that way. By the full experience, I meant just lasting longer and getting the more complete rimming experience.