Massage Parlor Reports

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Are summer and crystal the same gal?

Had summer at JM and crystal at Brisa. I swear to god they're the same gal. Am I wrong? And if so, where was crystal at prior? Because I do know her from somewhere.

She knew me when I went in for my appointment at Brisa. She had even said that she thought she knew me last time I was in there at Brisa and she was on the rag. I knew it wasn't the ol service routine because she called me "crazy dick" just like she did at another shop prior. I can't for the life of me remember where. She likes it like I like giving it to these parlor *****. Hard and fast! It gets even better in the fact that she won't let you bust until she gets hers first. You try and pull out of a position she likes to switch up and she'll aggressively pull me back in while looking at me in the eyes with almost a rage in them and say no no no, where are you going? I want to cum so keep fucking me like this.

Might just be the chem her and I got going after so many visits but it's always electric with her.

I don't want to steal the fallen Aussies thunder but why not give it a try. If you see crystal at Brisa, tell her Ol crazy dick sends his regards LOL. Idk if that'll get ya a better go around with her but considering she remembered the nickname before I did, I think she'd get a laugh.

But once again, someone please confirm if I'm mistaken thinking she also goes by summer and if I am, where was crystal at prior to Brisa. Not finding much with the search function, but then again, I may just be retarded in knowing how to use it.

[JustRandy]

Interesting that all the negative Brisa posts are coming from new accounts while the older hands seem not to be complaining. Just an observation.

I believe several less than acceptable experiences are due to the extremely variable traffic at a shop. If there was a person that simply answered the door and advised who was available and when, the interruptions would be fewer. Otherwise have a door label with lights similar to the Costco gas fuel island letting you know which pump was currently in use, hopefully with a countdown timer so you could gauge your wait time.

I have found appointments to work best with ladies I have seen regularly, that I trust and the appointment can't be for too much in advance. A ladies day may quickly fill and she won't sit and wait for too long with money at the door. That's just my experience.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I had to go and see what's up and just had a perfect session with Yuki. I came like a freight train in the bag (I'm proud to say, finally some restraint.) with those long legs wrapped around me in mish and with DFK. I think the interest in Yuki's open menu kind of overshadows the fact that her service is great all around. Love her personality and pillow talk, she also does excellent massage. She enjoys sex especially if she knows you a little, that makes everything better. $$ all in, no money talk at all (if I had opted for BBFS I'm guessing more would be needed).

So that is two perfect sessions in one week for me at this shop (Crystal too), I doubt I could say that about any other, except possibly Maple. There is nothing wrong at Brisa, they just had a bad scheduling mix-up this week that led to awkwardness that sound like it wasn't handled well.

Now is a really good time to go, because think management has put out orders to blow every mongers mind that comes in. Yuki does that by default. The coming and going and up selling has been strongly discouraged.

[IstlFun]

I think it's the age old debate that always pops up on these forums. Lots of positives, lots of people getting good treatment from certain spots, everyone has their atf that they swear by, people not wanting to post about bad experiences for whatever reason, etc etc.

I do think it's starting to trend up more of people being a bit more honest / willing to report about bad experiences. Like for me, last month Sophia at Brisa 10/10. But this experience with Yuki / Mia was the exact opposite. Posted about both and I think more people should be sharing about their good times And bad times.

Rlly appreciate the honest opinions / reviews. Funny have posted the same thing a few days ago about honest reviews on them Shanghai girls. Sure there are many good girls, but there are a few bad ones too, even though they might get replaced quickly. Bad posts help us mongers avoid / watch out for the shenanigans from these girls. If there's no bad posts, girls would think it's fine for shenanigans. Frequent walk out, cut time, bait and switch etc. Not sure if this is shared or not, went to see Sophia on her last day at Shanghai, the service was bad she was in / out of the rm way too many and took her 10 mins to came back right after handed her the $$, gave me a ～30 sec BBBJ then walked out, came back in asked to eat her out then walked out again. The exp was not good, so advice is try not to go to your atf when it's close to month end, her effort might be lackluster rather than leaving you a good memory and wanting more of her. Sophia is still a rock star.
Happy hunting and stay safe, folks!

[WhyNot96]

Interesting that all the negative Brisa posts are coming from new accounts while the older hands seem not to be complaining. Just an observation.

I think it's the age old debate that always pops up on these forums. Lots of positives, lots of people getting good treatment from certain spots, everyone has their atf that they swear by, people not wanting to post about bad experiences for whatever reason, etc etc.

I do think it's starting to trend up more of people being a bit more honest / willing to report about bad experiences. Like for me, last month Sophia at Brisa 10/10. But this experience with Yuki / Mia was the exact opposite. Posted about both and I think more people should be sharing about their good times And bad times.

[TheGride]

Apologies if that came off as a complaint or negative, definitely not my intention. I do not post often, but I do read everyone's reviews. That being said. Brisa is my new favorite spot!

I don't even log onto TNA anymore. The talent is better looking, the service is better, and I don't have to dig as deep into my pockets.

Interesting that all the negative Brisa posts are coming from new accounts while the older hands seem not to be complaining. Just an observation.

[CrysisAverted]

M&M will be open next week. I live around the corner and it has been undergoing a slow but steady transformation. They confirmed with me over the phone that the table shower has gone away. RIP.

I wonder if they've gone legit. I doubt it.

[Shogun Hua]

Same thing happened to me last week. Spent 10 minutes with the tall one (Yuki? Some talking among them between the thin walls, then she asked if I had an appointment while my face was buried in her little kitty. Said no, she left, then Mia came in (who I personally thought was pretty good looking and we spent a great hour together). In all fairness I did not make an appointment, so that's my bad if I screwed it up for anyone else who did have one.

That's weird that Yuki didn't even ask if you had an appointment before walking you to the room. I appreciate you admitting the truth that you didn't have an appointment. They need to do a better job with this. Like when a food delivery person comes to pick up food at a restaurant, they need to verify they are grabbing the right food package. Maybe when you show up, you are required to show the appointment on your phone. The mamasan can leave a message in Chinese or something.

[Gibs789-shill]

Same thing happened to me last week. Spent 10 minutes with the tall one (Yuki? Some talking among them between the thin walls, then she asked if I had an appointment while my face was buried in her little kitty. Said no, she left, then Mia came in (who I personally thought was pretty good looking and we spent a great hour together). In all fairness I did not make an appointment, so that's my bad if I screwed it up for anyone else who did have one. I'm a spur of the moment type of guy.

I love Brisa, not at 1030 tho. Got to get there sooner before the rest of you.

Interesting that all the negative Brisa posts are coming from new accounts while the older hands seem not to be complaining. Just an observation.

[Ampking69]

I think if I came back this month I would actually see Crystal. Not the hottest I've ever seen but could tell she was energetic as hell through the walls LOL.

Last time I went to see Yuki, got a peek of Crystal too. If you are saying she sounded energetic, perhaps I need to do a 4-hand with Yuki and Crystal. Always enjoy a nice rim&blow.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Think Brisa will clean up the scheduling and service issues, they read this stuff.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed. Unexpectedly popped 20 m into my hour, Yuki rushed out after offering a 2nd pop with Mia, Mia came in, demanded more money, talked me into 3/5 for a BBBJ that was 5 seconds long and the most unenthusiastic HJ in human history. Yuki came back and did a few minutes of 4 h then disappeared again. Mia was pretty rude and seemed generally annoyed to be there. At that point my mood was fried and was suspicious Mia would mess with my wallet during cleanup. Skipped the 2nd pop, left. Mia not worth it at all.

Ocean spa and their demands for more $$ once in the room was honestly not as bad as this round at Brisa. Won't be back until this rotation is gone. There was also a smell of old cabbage or broccoli permeating the place.

Brisa flew to close to the sun, and like Icarus, is crashing to the ground.

[TheGride]

Same thing happened to me last week. Spent 10 minutes with the tall one (Yuki? Some talking among them between the thin walls, then she asked if I had an appointment while my face was buried in her little kitty. Said no, she left, then Mia came in (who I personally thought was pretty good looking and we spent a great hour together). In all fairness I did not make an appointment, so that's my bad if I screwed it up for anyone else who did have one. I'm a spur of the moment type of guy.

I love Brisa, not at 1030 tho. Got to get there sooner before the rest of you.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed.

[Mountainmonger]

Had the weirdest situation at Brisa. Won't write up a novel but was a classic case of double booking. Thought I had booked for Yuki but she had another monger at the same time. Brought in Mia in the interim and Yuki said she would service that that guy and then come back to me. Should've just walked there but had already made the drive.

Mia. Not worth at all. Short, mommy damage, no ass, stubble down below, no English, basically no massage. Terrible BBBJ and then wanted additional money even though I already gave $$ to Yuki. She eventually left and I was just waiting for Yuki.

Yuki was everything others said. About 5 7, slim, long black hair, b-c cups, great BBBJ. Whoever said she looks like Katana is spot on. Asked about BBFS and was told an extra $ but no cip, $$ extra for cip. Those numbers snapped me back to reality so we threw the cover on and went at it.

I think if I came back this month I would actually see Crystal. Not the hottest I've ever seen but could tell she was energetic as hell through the walls LOL.

*This post is fictional and is for entertainment purposes only.

Well that's awkward. I was the other Yuki appointment. 15 m Into it, Yuki starts yelling through the door at Mia, and furiously texting while telling me to keep going, then says someone else will come be with me. I said I made the appointment, she stayed. Unexpectedly popped 20 m into my hour, Yuki rushed out after offering a 2nd pop with Mia, Mia came in, demanded more money, talked me into 3/5 for a BBBJ that was 5 seconds long and the most unenthusiastic HJ in human history. Yuki came back and did a few minutes of 4 h then disappeared again. Mia was pretty rude and seemed generally annoyed to be there. At that point my mood was fried and was suspicious Mia would mess with my wallet during cleanup. Skipped the 2nd pop, left. Mia not worth it at all.

Ocean spa and their demands for more $$ once in the room was honestly not as bad as this round at Brisa. Won't be back until this rotation is gone. There was also a smell of old cabbage or broccoli permeating the place.

Brisa flew to close to the sun, and like Icarus, is crashing to the ground.

[WhyNot96]

Had the weirdest situation at Brisa. Won't write up a novel but was a classic case of double booking. Thought I had booked for Yuki but she had another monger at the same time. Brought in Mia in the interim and Yuki said she would service that that guy and then come back to me. Should've just walked there but had already made the drive.

Mia. Not worth at all. Short, mommy damage, no ass, stubble down below, no English, basically no massage. Terrible BBBJ and then wanted additional money even though I already gave $$ to Yuki. She eventually left and I was just waiting for Yuki.

Yuki was everything others said. About 5 7, slim, long black hair, b-c cups, great BBBJ. Whoever said she looks like Katana is spot on. Asked about BBFS and was told an extra $ but no cip, $$ extra for cip. Those numbers snapped me back to reality so we threw the cover on and went at it.

I think if I came back this month I would actually see Crystal. Not the hottest I've ever seen but could tell she was energetic as hell through the walls LOL.

*This post is fictional and is for entertainment purposes only.

[Shogun Hua]

Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

I think the reason why a provider gets frustrated is because the guest has occasional issues for not being able to get off. Maybe he is doing it intentionally, like watching too much porn or jerking off just before going in for a massage? Yuki has always been a sweet heart to me and very sexy.