Massage Parlor Reports

[Captainpussymo]

Yuki being so open to BBFS is a huge red flag. I don't ever opt for it but in a horny primal rage went for it with her. Hoping my clean test results after her were accurate ahahahaimindangerhahaha.

Hopefully you pissed right afterwards.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Thanks for the responses. I'll give QQ a shot! I saw CiCi like a week ago but you are probably right. She only said "fuck me next time" but didn't say whether that included protection or not. Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

Yuki being so open to BBFS is a huge red flag. I don't ever opt for it but in a horny primal rage went for it with her. Hoping my clean test results after her were accurate ahahahaimindangerhahaha.

[JKim141]

Mia would have been a great answer for the quality massage you are seeking. I think she is a knockout but sounds like you need a young one. Great massage usually comes from more experienced girls. Try out QQ just down the way, Shana (another knockout) fits your bill but sounds once again too old. Good news is that Shana only brings in girls that are good at massage. Maybe she has a young one for you.

CiCi has not worked for 3-4 days and I'm dubious about your BBFS comment, we've come very close a few times and she is always adamant about the cover. In general Maple is not a BBFS shop, but obviously exceptions happen.

Yuki getting mad at you sounds strange too.

Thanks for the responses. I'll give QQ a shot! I saw CiCi like a week ago but you are probably right. She only said "fuck me next time" but didn't say whether that included protection or not. Yuki definitely got mad though! Not the first time someone got mad at me for taking too long.

[KrDoggy-shill]

CiCi just wanted you to drop another $ for full service, which trust me would not have been bare. Sounds like she did the work for you though. You are just asking for a weird menu. Also, it does get busy there but she is always clean for me, but then I try hard not to catch her right after another dude.

QQ and Shana sound like your ticket, she is 9/10, what is wrong with a slightly older lady? No BBJ or CIM forthcoming however. But great massage and HE, she is the best I know. There are a ton of places with good massages and HE, the unicorn thing is expecting a young girl to be down for that and skilled enough.

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Mia would have been a great answer for the quality massage you are seeking. I think she is a knockout but sounds like you need a young one. Great massage usually comes from more experienced girls. Try out QQ just down the way, Shana (another knockout) fits your bill but sounds once again too old. Good news is that Shana only brings in girls that are good at massage. Maybe she has a young one for you.

CiCi has not worked for 3-4 days and I'm dubious about your BBFS comment, we've come very close a few times and she is always adamant about the cover. In general Maple is not a BBFS shop, but obviously exceptions happen.

Yuki getting mad at you sounds strange too.

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Went by Lotus to see an ATF, I knew two were working there, and who answers the door but Bebe, the young petite TUMA fiend. Gorgeous too.

She joins Mia (aka Summer from JM) who is also young, beautiful, and fantastic at every kind of service (no BBFS to my knowledge). Top tier massage and BJ.

Finally you have uber MILF Nana, every bit as attractive as the first two, a bit more voluptuous, and also a service queen.

I could just camp out there for the week or month and be extremely happy.

Good report. Always love to know the whereabouts of BeiBei ♥ love me some of her TUMA.

[JKim141]

Based on the reviews here I decided to visit Cici at Maple. I could hear her moaning while waiting for her in another room. As soon as she was done with him she came to my room which was a 30 min wait. Massage was all over the place and she obviously did not know what she was doing. After about 20 minutes of massage she was begging for BBFS but I only wanted BBJCIM. She obviously didn't have time to clean up after herself after the previous session anyways so I hope you guys are being safe out there. .5 for the house and $.5 for the rest. She never gave up even though I am very resilient and she succeeded after about 20 minutes of nonstop effort. All in all I give her looks a solid 8/10, massage 4/10, service 9/10 (-1 because I don't trust her cleanliness), and age is probably 35+.

After reading more reviews I decided to visit Lotus to see Mia. I don't know how you are estimating people's ages but she is definitely 35+ leaning towards mid 40's. I was not interested so I tried to leave and she kept asking me to stay and try someone else. Next came Bebe. She was younger and had a very seductive look in her eyes but remembering some people constantly being uncharged by her I decided to just leave. I went to Brisa next hoping to meet Crystal but she was not available. Instead I was led to Yuki.

Yuki looks younger for sure. Probably early 30's. She is slim and has a somewhat plain face. She was obsessed with kissing and demanded $$ for BBJCIM after. 6 for the house fee. I said hell no. She was pretty adamant about it and kept trying to convince me while stroking me but I refused and contemplated walking from here too. She then asked how much I had and I said $.4. She pouted about it but agreed to proceed. There was no massage and she just went straight to business. Honestly, she has amazing BJ skills but I am resilient. After about 10 minutes of effort she climbed on top of me and was trying to put it in BBFS but I kept refusing. She was really wet which surprised me. She eventually went back to BJ and after another 10 minutes of effort she gave up and said fuck you! I finished myself and she gave me a decent massage for 5 minutes and kicked me out. I give her looks a 6/10, massage 7/10, and service 5/10.

After that last experience I ask you all to help me find a unicorn. What I am looking for is a 10/10 (or close) massage from a <35 year old with at least an 8/10 in looks and all I want is a HE. I've asked for HEs from the types of places mentioned above but they all see it as a waste of their time and a missed opportunity to get more money for providing other services and that ends up being a bad time for everyone. Anyways, if you know anyone that fits the bill anywhere from Olympia to Seattle / Bellevue I would super appreciate it!

The events described were all a dream and purely fiction.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Good call, I realize they just found a cure for AIDS, but still think raw dogging hoes with body counts well over 1000, many of those BBFS, is an odd popular fetish in this town. Stay safe, or don't I guess.

Yeah I agree. Little head has taken command at that point and couldn't say no to no up charge. I'm all clean, but safe to say I won't be doing that again. There's a whole section for BBFS and it seems to be more active than the AMP sections between here and Seattle forum.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.

LOL nope. Though I wish, I don't have a fraction of the notoriety that AF has at shops! He's got a new pseudonym on the forum. If you're a friend of big monkey, he'll let ya know LOL.

Again, Bare isn't EVER a go to for me considering the risk due to the volume at AMP's. I've never went bare when paying for fun. The only time I'd consider it is with an agency girl. The only reason I chose to with Yuki is.

1. It was no charge to me outside of the 2 benjis I'd already put down with crystal.

2. The primal urge and blue balls crystal left me with had my little head taking command of executive functions LOL.

3. I think she was feeling extra generous that crystal was on the rag and I had to wait for Yuki. They even offered me a duo / round 2 with Yuki while crystal does what Mother Nature allowed at the time. But once I turned that down they offered me box of donuts on my way out. So they seemed to be extra generous that day.

[Kinkaid69]

What the total damage for brisa? Is yuki the only one offering BBFS?

200, up front, all inccluded. We set the price, not the shops, don't offer more.

[Original703]

I wondered when we'd begin guessing AF's pseudonym.

My guess is Panda888.

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.

I FINALLY made my way over to Brisa this morning and the hype is real. My oh my.

Today was my lucky day, or so I thought. Because at the time I went this morning I was the only one out in the parking lot. Or so I thought.

To my surprise, A gentleman followed in almost directly behind me. I thought that was a bit rude but also a bit funny...

[GameMaker007]

What the total damage for brisa? Is yuki the only one offering BBFS?

[Captainpussymo]

Took a little break in between, she offered BBFS for extra, little head was hell yeah, it would be awesome to pump her beautiful kitty bared. When the cover was about to be off, big head came in to stop it, the idea of catching smt for life hit the pause button. Too chicken to do it at my current stage of life, the risk is too high for the reward; Guess will stick to cover.....

Good call, I realize they just found a cure for AIDS, but still think raw dogging hoes with body counts well over 1000, many of those BBFS, is an odd popular fetish in this town. Stay safe, or don't I guess.

[KrDoggy-shill]

At Maple in Federal Way, CiCi not there (maybe North?) so Ivy and the new girl whose name I can't remember. Young and cute with big knockers though.

Easy call for me, Ivy does not work in the shop that often, you have to see her when you can. She is stupendously good, her look practically gets me off, and her skills are top tier.

I think just there a few days till CiCi gets back. Do not miss.

[IstlFun]

It was a long drive to the south to see her, the trip was worth it bcuz she is a gem. My exp with her was as good as other reports here, she took rlly good care of me. We both were excited to see each other. The new shop is looking better than good, newer and more spacious. The shower though it's smaller, no shower fun but doable. After the shower, she started a slow BBBJ, mixed with DT and bls for straight for 15-20 mins, jr was dripping wet. If I had not stopped her, she could go on a whole hr. We then went straight to business with cover on and hard core pounding for all the remain times we had in all positions. Took a little break in between, she offered BBFS for extra, little head was hell yeah, it would be awesome to pump her beautiful kitty bared. When the cover was about to be off, big head came in to stop it, the idea of catching smt for life hit the pause button. Too chicken to do it at my current stage of life, the risk is too high for the reward; Guess will stick to cover. With the time left, continued the pounding and blast a big load on her tata. Another thing was didn't attempt daty since the cat is out of the bag. Despite this the appt was awesome, left the place happily and asked mms to please rotate her to the north shops.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

. She really meant what she said and she BARED all of herself to me and showed me all of her tricks. All the alphabet acronyms with the exception of TUMA. She's a cock worship queen and knew her way around down there. She's got a pretty little kitty and a jiggly ass that looks amazing when pounding it doggy.

Wow bared free of charge, you must have some good connection with mms to get this lvl of service. Are you who I think you are, based on writing style strongly believe you r the famous Aussie fury, welcome back.