Massage Parlor Reports

[Kevin80]

All new recruits, what about Mia? I don't see / hear anything about her. Intel?

Mia is still around, for now.

[AMPgoer81]

I haven't visited too many parlors in a while, but I have visited the popular ones around LA, OC, and Las Vegas since 2012 or so:

TLDR: Girls are girls, pussy is pussy, they're not all that different. Don't buy into the hype of "hot" places such as Garden Spa, Du Calme, OA Spa, etc.

Tip: Go when you are so horny that you are at the point of fucking a meat grinder.

--Simple: More desperate you are, more enjoyable.

In my experience, when I visit these places just because I'm bored and want to kill time, it's not that fun.

The places smells funky as you enter: Smell of steamed jasmine rice, grilled fish, and various Chinese food smell just makes the sex drive go down.

Funny thing is, I don't smell any of these when I'm horny as fuck.

I guess it has to do with the hormone thing, sorry I haven't studied chemistry or biology to explain further.

Each massage places might seem like they have differences, but they're all pretty much the same. Most places rotate girls regularly, meaning you will see new girls there once a while.

Some do this weekly, some do it bimonthly, monthly, etc.

There are places where it's more of a small 1-2 girl operation, where the owner, a partner, and 1 worker are there every single day for years.

Garden Spa and Du Calme: The hype makes the visitors feel like this place is a bit special. I must admit that the girls here are "little" different than the ones in other spots. The girls here tend to be a bit younger sometimes. Couple years younger, not a whole lot. Also, they seem to have more freedom with their hours, length of stay etc. I hear from girls in other spas that they "MUST" work their shift, must take set vacation days, etc.

From what I remember from the Right Spa days, a lot of the girls had their own cars. Nice cars. 'm talking brand new German convertible full trims, Full size German SUVs, etc. , where as the girls in other spas get rides from the owners, or take Uber when they need to leave the location.

Don't get too into the hype, and don't visit too often, it gets old and boring like everything else. Go once a while, and when you're lucky to find a girl that you are very compatible with (It's not always about looks, to be honest), meet her as often as possible before she leaves. Drain your balls out for a week or two, LOL.

[RubMePls]

Times are a bit tough, and other then the places offering younger women and great service, I've been getting messages from a few women that have been around. They were dialing for dollars. I even had a call from Asian Coco a few weeks ago.

She is one of the few ladies to allow you to perform a full Nelson on her, sometimes with an audience.

If she doesn't satisfy a specific kink I don't see the point to visit her in 2025 though.

[Mr Plumber]

I hear they have a new Lisa there now. Not the Lisa in glasses but a new Lisa started a couple days ago. Also a Linda and Kelly along with Vivi as mentioned by Plumber previously. Sounds like they're going through a recruiting or try out process, some of these girls won't be there long.

Thanks, Kevin! Looks like another pocket full of Benjies about to go bye bye! Ha! Fun times ahead!

Mr. P.

[KammyMike]

I hear they have a new Lisa there now. Not the Lisa in glasses but a new Lisa started a couple days ago. Also a Linda and Kelly along with Vivi as mentioned by Plumber previously. Sounds like they're going through a recruiting or try out process, some of these girls won't be there long.

All new recruits, what about Mia? I don't see / hear anything about her. Intel?

[Kevin80]

I hear they have a new Lisa there now. Not the Lisa in glasses but a new Lisa started a couple days ago. Also a Linda and Kelly along with Vivi as mentioned by Plumber previously. Sounds like they're going through a recruiting or try out process, some of these girls won't be there long.

[Kevin80]

I absolutely agree! The same chick who just got plowed and basically bird bath is going to put her tongue that she half rinsed in your mouth and or ass.

She's going at 2-3 hrs straight yeaaaa hard pass on places like that!

Everyone in here is lasting more than 30 minutes with providers who are fucking like xxx stars hmmmm. Coming back for more within 2 days.

I seen people outside du calme and garden. Slightly overweight and very very unathletic. Yeaaa more than half these stories are shills for sure.

Haha ok phucking for 30 minutes in one hole and another 30 minutes in a different hole.

[IstlFun]

Hi guys, been wanting to try out with 2 girls but wondering if it worth the extra money or not since I don't last long with a hat, usualy 10 mins or so LOL. With 2 girls, I probably done even quicker hahaha.

I can get second if I get about 10 to 15 mins rest, cuddle and such. So my question then when you're done with the first pop with time left, do the 2nd girl leave after the deed is done? And does the orignal girl stay and give massage or 2nd shot if she allow or both girls stay as well? Do I take a chance and see if I get 2nd shot or just stick to half hr and 1 girl only?

2nd girl will most likely leave after the pop, first stay since she was paid hr. Tip is pop one before heading to the game to enjoy it more.

[Quincy88]

Some of these posters leave 5 to 6 reviews a week and are supposedly banging these girls for an hour straight making them cum over and over LOL. I'm pretty sure they have to leave a review that often to keep the discounts from the spas / providers rolling in. It's very creative writing though. It's masked as "sharing the wealth", but the descriptions aren't even remotely accurate. I have wasted so much money going to see providers described as a "local college girl" (maybe she was in 2010) or "has an Instagram body" and it will just be an average skinny body that has never been in a gym before.

Exactly! I'm like most of these girls aren't even close to being 8 or 9 or model type. Average Chinese girl you'll see at market or fob ish type. Don't get me wrong there's been a few times I've seen 7's but anything past that never ever. Creative story tellers we have here.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Time to hit up the old Fish and Chips.

I always wanted to hit up Cindy in Costa Mesa but she is gone.

[Rocco D]

There used to be some haircut places that have backroom massages available. I've completely lost touch with any of those spots. PM if it needs to be kept on the down low. Thanks guys.

P.S. Little Beauty Center is meh.

[ArtVandalay90]

I absolutely agree! The same chick who just got plowed and basically bird bath is going to put her tongue that she half rinsed in your mouth and or ass.

She's going at 2-3 hrs straight yeaaaa hard pass on places like that!

Everyone in here is lasting more than 30 minutes with providers who are fucking like xxx stars hmmmm. Coming back for more within 2 days.

I seen people outside du calme and garden. Slightly overweight and very very unathletic. Yeaaa more than half these stories are shills for sure.

Some of these posters leave 5 to 6 reviews a week and are supposedly banging these girls for an hour straight making them cum over and over LOL. I'm pretty sure they have to leave a review that often to keep the discounts from the spas / providers rolling in. It's very creative writing though. It's masked as "sharing the wealth", but the descriptions aren't even remotely accurate. I have wasted so much money going to see providers described as a "local college girl" (maybe she was in 2010) or "has an Instagram body" and it will just be an average skinny body that has never been in a gym before.

[Kakuna]

And some people here can't tell from natural and mm tits. Went to Du Calme the other day and saw Jasmine. Not even close to model look that every one claim / hype to be, look wise maybe 6/10 with mm tits. And she doesn't look like in her early 20's maybe late 20's or even in the 30's due to the lighting in the room. Don't even get me started with Eva LOL. No way she is around 110 lbs 🤣.

I've been visiting AMP's for quiet a while now. It all depends on how horny you are at the moment. Every girl gets boosted from a 4/10, 5/10 to a 7/10 or 8/10 when you are horny, lonely, drunk, and / or high at the time. LOL.

In my opinion, KS Spa (Whittier) was hands down the best spot in recent years. Too bad they shut down December 2023, due to the jealous Fat ugly owner of the donut shop next door who rat them out. Then Right Spa (Santa Ana) was very hot for a while in the Spring of 2024; Jojo, Yaya, Eva / Megan, Kiki, Bella, Lisa. They all worked very hard to please. Very cute girls, good personality, extra girl offers for additional $ or even $. 5. The mamasan is a young lady in her 40's who also opened up 3 other spas after Right Spa was shut down: Garden Spa (Santa Ana), Du Calme (Orange), iBeauty (Bellflower). Yes, there are other girls in other spas but they usually only have 2-3 girls. And the hottest one is maybe a 5/10 when not horny, 7. 5/10 when you're horny. Rest are usually about 3/10 or 4/10. Think of girls working as cashiers at Asian Grocery stores, they look like that.

I got a random text from someone asking me they will offer discounts at their massage shops if I leave reviews on rubmaps and usasexguide. Yes, I am serious.

Garden Spa and Du Calme have decent girls but they're not all 7/10 and above. They're also not in their mid 20's. Most seem to be about 29 to 40 years old. Trust me I know, I am a mid-40's Asian man, born and raised in Los Angeles, haha.

Bottom line: Don't visit too often, only go when you are very horny, lonely, drunk and / or high, and you will have fun.

Thanks for reading.

[SoloAdventure]

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

Complaining by the freeloader. LOL. Over 1 k in post not a single review.

[Tipisil]

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

Time to hit up the old Fish and Chips.