Massage Parlor Reports

[ArtVandalay90]

I absolutely agree! The same chick who just got plowed and basically bird bath is going to put her tongue that she half rinsed in your mouth and or ass.

She's going at 2-3 hrs straight yeaaaa hard pass on places like that!

Everyone in here is lasting more than 30 minutes with providers who are fucking like xxx stars hmmmm. Coming back for more within 2 days.

I seen people outside du calme and garden. Slightly overweight and very very unathletic. Yeaaa more than half these stories are shills for sure.

Some of these posters leave 5 to 6 reviews a week and are supposedly banging these girls for an hour straight making them cum over and over LOL. I'm pretty sure they have to leave a review that often to keep the discounts from the spas / providers rolling in. It's very creative writing though. It's masked as "sharing the wealth", but the descriptions aren't even remotely accurate. I have wasted so much money going to see providers described as a "local college girl" (maybe she was in 2010) or "has an Instagram body" and it will just be an average skinny body that has never been in a gym before.

[Kakuna]

And some people here can't tell from natural and mm tits. Went to Du Calme the other day and saw Jasmine. Not even close to model look that every one claim / hype to be, look wise maybe 6/10 with mm tits. And she doesn't look like in her early 20's maybe late 20's or even in the 30's due to the lighting in the room. Don't even get me started with Eva LOL. No way she is around 110 lbs 🤣.

I've been visiting AMP's for quiet a while now. It all depends on how horny you are at the moment. Every girl gets boosted from a 4/10, 5/10 to a 7/10 or 8/10 when you are horny, lonely, drunk, and / or high at the time. LOL.

In my opinion, KS Spa (Whittier) was hands down the best spot in recent years. Too bad they shut down December 2023, due to the jealous Fat ugly owner of the donut shop next door who rat them out. Then Right Spa (Santa Ana) was very hot for a while in the Spring of 2024; Jojo, Yaya, Eva / Megan, Kiki, Bella, Lisa. They all worked very hard to please. Very cute girls, good personality, extra girl offers for additional $ or even $. 5. The mamasan is a young lady in her 40's who also opened up 3 other spas after Right Spa was shut down: Garden Spa (Santa Ana), Du Calme (Orange), iBeauty (Bellflower). Yes, there are other girls in other spas but they usually only have 2-3 girls. And the hottest one is maybe a 5/10 when not horny, 7. 5/10 when you're horny. Rest are usually about 3/10 or 4/10. Think of girls working as cashiers at Asian Grocery stores, they look like that.

I got a random text from someone asking me they will offer discounts at their massage shops if I leave reviews on rubmaps and usasexguide. Yes, I am serious.

Garden Spa and Du Calme have decent girls but they're not all 7/10 and above. They're also not in their mid 20's. Most seem to be about 29 to 40 years old. Trust me I know, I am a mid-40's Asian man, born and raised in Los Angeles, haha.

Bottom line: Don't visit too often, only go when you are very horny, lonely, drunk and / or high, and you will have fun.

Thanks for reading.

[SoloAdventure]

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

Complaining by the freeloader. LOL. Over 1 k in post not a single review.

[Tipisil]

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

Time to hit up the old Fish and Chips.

[Panchito33]

I've never been to MP since 10 years ago.

How are those girls at massage places like Du Calme, OA, and ETC compared those girls at Korean escort agencies? (In terms of age, overal look, ethnic group).

For starters, it's a set appointment at Kgirl agencies. MPs are hit and miss. Quality IMHO at the Kgirl agencies are much better. But there are some rare gems at the MPs. Kgirl incall locations are cleaner, unrushed, much better experience. Zero chance you'll be interrupted by an arriving monger. Most MPs these days are dominated by Chinese girls, but there are still some Koreans, Thai, Taiwanese, Latinas. Kgirl incall agencies have added Japanese, Latinas, but most are Korean. Pricing is the main difference. Kgirl incall are at least a Benji higher than a MP. I've said it time and time again, I'm not a fan of the changes the Kgirl scene has taken post Covid. With all the upcharge BS. Bookers are super greedy in LA / OC. Bay Area is a better place for Kgirl incalls. Prime example, Stacy in OC is 300 all in. BBFS for an hour. In OC, booker is asking for 350 + 50 BBFS and 50 for 2 shots. 300 vs 450. I'll wait thill she's back in the BAY.

[Slammer6008]

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

I wouldn't go there till he made a full analysis on the plumbing systems there.

[AMPgoer81]

What happened to the old days of us going and reviewing Fullerton Spa, Four Seasons, Angela Spa, Peony and other OC gems?.

Are we all fucking the same chicks and tongue in mouth chicks at Du Calme and Garden and OA spas. I mean damn I'm a go back to the old places and glory days LOL. Don't get me wrong Du Calme and Garden are nice. But some of the stories and visit are exaggerating to the max. I seen a few girls that are 4 and 5 that why'all are hyping up as 8-9. I mean if sex drive is 8-9 that's fine but in the looks department! These aren't the best of the best Asians that are around.

I've been visiting AMP's for quiet a while now. It all depends on how horny you are at the moment. Every girl gets boosted from a 4/10, 5/10 to a 7/10 or 8/10 when you are horny, lonely, drunk, and / or high at the time. LOL.

In my opinion, KS Spa (Whittier) was hands down the best spot in recent years. Too bad they shut down December 2023, due to the jealous Fat ugly owner of the donut shop next door who rat them out. Then Right Spa (Santa Ana) was very hot for a while in the Spring of 2024; Jojo, Yaya, Eva / Megan, Kiki, Bella, Lisa. They all worked very hard to please. Very cute girls, good personality, extra girl offers for additional $ or even $. 5. The mamasan is a young lady in her 40's who also opened up 3 other spas after Right Spa was shut down: Garden Spa (Santa Ana), Du Calme (Orange), iBeauty (Bellflower). Yes, there are other girls in other spas but they usually only have 2-3 girls. And the hottest one is maybe a 5/10 when not horny, 7. 5/10 when you're horny. Rest are usually about 3/10 or 4/10. Think of girls working as cashiers at Asian Grocery stores, they look like that.

I got a random text from someone asking me they will offer discounts at their massage shops if I leave reviews on rubmaps and usasexguide. Yes, I am serious.

Garden Spa and Du Calme have decent girls but they're not all 7/10 and above. They're also not in their mid 20's. Most seem to be about 29 to 40 years old. Trust me I know, I am a mid-40's Asian man, born and raised in Los Angeles, haha.

Bottom line: Don't visit too often, only go when you are very horny, lonely, drunk and / or high, and you will have fun.

Thanks for reading.

[Slammer6008]

LOL. Shill account. Excuse me for trying to inform the community. I personally have found that my tastes are very similar to certain other posters so when they post a good review for a girl, I want to see her as well. Believe what you want but I was under the impression this is where we share info.

He probably owns the place or he's a manager or she. I drive by this place every day I might just go in no way I'm giving 160 tip they'll get 120 for a half hour.

[Slammer6008]

LOL. Shill account. Excuse me for trying to inform the community. I personally have found that my tastes are very similar to certain other posters so when they post a good review for a girl, I want to see her as well. Believe what you want but I was under the impression this is where we share info.

He probably owns the place or he's a manager or she. I drive by this place every day I might just go in no way I'm giving 160 tip they'll get 120 for a half hour.

[LoneStar1979]

Just had a session with Ana yesterday and she provided a really great service.

First thing I noticed that's really unique about her is definitely her voice. She has that anime Japanese school girl voice I thought was very cute, but may not turn other dudes on like it does to me. Her English is probably the best out of all the AMP providers I've ever seen so it was nice to able to chat with her throughout the massage and during the cuddle session we had after the main event.

Look wise she looks to be in her 20's, 5 ft ish, long black hair, with some full MM C tits, tasty eraser pointy nipples that were fun to lick and suck on. Nice clean shaved kitty that was quite delicious.

The main event was decent but my favorite part was probably her BBBJ. She takes it very nice and slow with a sensual touch of the tongue. I had her pause a couple times or else I would have busted. Be prepared to hear JAV esque vocals from her when you're poinding her hard, which isn't my cup of tea, but some people get turned on by loud moans and dirty talk.

Overall a great time with her.

[WhoreMaster 91]

What happened to the old days of us going and reviewing Fullerton Spa, Four Seasons, Angela Spa, Peony and other OC gems?.

Are we all fucking the same chicks and tongue in mouth chicks at Du Calme and Garden and OA spas. I mean damn I'm a go back to the old places and glory days LOL. Don't get me wrong Du Calme and Garden are nice. But some of the stories and visit are exaggerating to the max. I seen a few girls that are 4 and 5 that why'all are hyping up as 8-9. I mean if sex drive is 8-9 that's fine but in the looks department! These aren't the best of the best Asians that are around.

Yeah some mongers are tired of hearing about Garden and Du calme, there are hundreds of other Mps.

[TheVistMan]

Those 3 spa's just have shills that post the same Penthouse Forum reviews every 2 days to drum up business. There's MANY spa's in OC and the surrounding areas that offer the same services with hot, young Chinese providers. I'll stick to those places where you don't have to book appointments or wait in a storage closet.

LOL. Shill account. Excuse me for trying to inform the community. I personally have found that my tastes are very similar to certain other posters so when they post a good review for a girl, I want to see her as well. Believe what you want but I was under the impression this is where we share info.

[SmilingBoy2022]

Koko was my provider. She is young and beautiful. I would estimate around 24 years old. She has long black hair, a petite body with a shaved pussy. Her tits are manmade D cups that feel natural.

I asked her for a light massage and she did a good job. Before turning me over, she teased my ass and then raised my hips, giving me a rimming for a minute. She was lightly stroking my cock at the same time, making my cock grow hard, then she turned me over.

Koko laid on top of me with her big tits pressing in my chest while we sensually kissed. She then raised up and put her tits in my face rolling them around. She then slid down and wrapped her tits around my cock for a little tit fuck.

Next was an amazing blowjob that almost had me cum within a minute. I stopped her to lick her pussy and she gets totally into it. Holding the sides of my head with her palms while rolling her hips. Once I started licking her clit she had an orgasm pretty quick.

The condom was put on and we fucked regular missionary. Then she wanted doggy, laying her face down and her ass up in the air. Her little pussy looked sweet and I slipped my cock inside. I stroked her pussy as I played with her big D cups hanging down.

After about five minutes I was ready to cum, so I had her finish me with a blowjob. She was really working it. Slowly at first then fast with a little deep throating that put me over the edge and I bust my nut in her mouth.

She cleaned me up and we dressed. We then walked out to the front door. She gave me a cold water and a big hug. I thanked her and I was on my way. I had a great time with Koko. I recommend giving her a try.

[NoClue02]

Get 2 when you're going to take your 10 to 15 minute rest let slammer come in there to keep them warm. Just tell them when you're going to take your 15 minute rest your wingman is going to come in for 15 minutes I'll give them extra tip Great idea.

🤣129315;129315;.

[Applepie067]

It's another new month, which means new girls! Stopped by 99 health center to check out the new talent, was greeted by a smoke show named Sophia. They weren't that busy so I also got to meet the other girl named Helen who was also a stunner. They are quite the dynamic duo. Both have voluptuous natural D's with a thick ass. They are both Chinese, but their body type is definitely Latina. Curves in all the right places, with a huge rack and juicy ass. They were both very much my type, and I couldn't decide to go with as I would have been happy with either of them. Ultimately I went with Sophia.

Sophia shoots a sexy smirk at me and takes me inside a room. I took care of the tip upfront and we got the party started. Sophia is just so beautiful. She is about 5'5, probably 110's lbs, curvy ass, flat stomach, very very flexible, natural D's and a pretty face. She started things off with a light massage which got flirty very quickly. This led into some LFK which quickly turned into a passionate DFK. She then had me lie on the bed and she crawled between my legs and gave me a very sensual, long slow deep blow job that had me raging hard. I pull her up and did some light facefucking, I can tell just how she likes it and I focus on that until she glazed me over pretty good. Her pussy is sloppy wet so I put her at the edge of the bed and started rubbing her clit with the head of my dick which was a huge turn-on for her. Eventually she's asking me to fuck her so we start with MISH and I gave her some long, deep, slow strokes, which really got her juices flowing even more, then as her breathing changes, I start going a little harder until she starts gushing again. A couple minutes later I place her in standing doggy leaning over the bed plowing into her, she was loud and that clap, clap clap sound was even louder. After about 10 minutes of that I put her on the bed on her back with her legs closed, and it only took about two minutes of that before she was giving me all the signs that she was going to finish again. I go to town on that pussy until she reached her third monster O. I thought we were actually going to break the bed there for a minute, good thing we didn't LOL. I went back to standing MISH, and went ham on her until I was about to bust and then ripped off the cover and unloaded 2 weeks of jizz in the bag.

I had an incredible session with Sophia. I also really want to try the other girl Helen who also had natural D's and a big juicy ass just like Sophia. Sophia told me to come back next time and do a doubles session with her and Helen. I'm already rock hard just thinking about it, and I can't wait for my next visit.

The best part of the session was there was absolutely no other customers there the entire time, no doorbells ringing and no watching the monitors or any of those interruptions which I really enjoyed. At the busier spas, it is very annoying to hear the doorbell go off every few minutes with the girl constantly looking at the monitor instead paying attention to servicing me so this was quite a refreshing experience to have a session without any interruptions. For those of you looking for a less busy place with strong talent and great service, 99 health center's lineup this month is very promising.