Massage Parlor Reports

[TotalGrip]

Garden (SA).

I scheduled an appointment in advance with a specific provider. Confirmed the time, showed up on time, and told them at the door that I had an appointment. Despite this, an older Asian woman shoved me into a brightly lit massage room with another provider I hadn't booked. I protested, explained several times that I had made an appointment, but was told "No, this girl new. You have her. ".

The room itself was uncomfortable. Bright lights on, security monitors visible! Not the private or relaxed environment I expected. On top of that, I was interrupted three separate times during the session. (Is it normal at this place for people to just open the door and peek their head in?

Overall, this was a bait-and-switch. Very disappointing after confirming in advance.

Summary: Communication issues and disregard for appointments led to a very, very poor experience. Even if the booker later acknowledged "miscommunication," the reality is I did everything right on my end and still got shuffled into the wrong room.

[Mongers12]

God bless the long weekends, but this god forsaken heat is just too much! Naturally I went to OA spa to shelter from the heat and also drop a load or 2. Mama san is in today, looking fine and delicious as always, told me they got a new arrival today goes by Elsa like from Frozen or something, what better way to get cool off I thought, mm mm dead wrong, she was so hot looking I felt like I was outside again when I saw her LOL.

Looks: Elsa is in her early 20's, 5'2 shorty skinny petite spinner, can't weight more than 100 lb, with a natural pair of B size tities. Clean shaven kitty, a very sexy looking fox tattoo and a cute butt to boot.

Action: didn't expect the massage to be overly spectacular, it was more of a tease, and in a cute way. Wipe down were followed by a cat bath and a rim session that I honest can say it is out of this world amazing. Not only it is the slow and intimate type that I very much enjoy, got plenty of tuma and BLS, that tongue of hers is just chefs kiss, much respect for the person who taught her how to rim and BJ, because that person deserves an award of sorts. When she was done, I almost just want to tell her just kept going, I am fine she spend the hour just on rim, then once I flop over, the BBBJ is just as amazing as her rim, perfectly balance of suction and tongue massage, I can feel my rod is being melt away in her soft mouth in the best way possible, DT my above average length with 0 effort with gag or felt any teeth at all mind you, hands down her best talent are all in her mouth, for those quicky visitors that want to just skip on most of the action, her mouth is all you need to get to to what you want. I did get to 69 at her clean shave kitty to return all the great action she is given me so far, kitty smells great, and nectar was flowing plenty only after a little bit of diving for the elusive pearl. Cover goes on for a RCG to start the ride, didn't enjoy as much as I mount up for that k9 though, kitty grips my rod like it was hungry or something, real soon that skeet sound was echoing in the big room along with the meat slapping sound, she is a wild one this one while being pounded, truly a foxy lady that matches her tattoo. No way I am going to finish anywhere else but her mouth, so when I got close, the cover comes off and back in to her mouth until I wait until she DT me and I shot my load in her mouth, she might had drank a little bit not sure, but it just felt amazing, and I didn't want it to end. After she cleans me up, we spooned a bit until what little time was remained on my clock. Too bad their shower is not so great, or else I would love to get her in the shower for more BJ action.

Review: she is a gem for sure, a highly recommended gem simply her mouth skill is the best around. She didn't make the heat go away for me but instead give me a sweaty lovely session that shall not be easily forgotten, BJ and rim alone it is at least the best I had in OA for a bit, along with that sexy look she had when she claim she orgasmed, just simply priceless, will come back for sure for round 2 in a few day just on her mouth alone is a trip and a half LOL. Can't wait to see next time what had in store for me.

Hf70 Extra 160+20 spectacular service deserves bonus tip in my book.

[Faceless1]

Went in to see Lumina again for yet another amazing session that I am sure you don't want to read about anymore. But when we were together, a brand new girl that just arrived came in to introduce herself. She said her name was Melissa. She was beautiful, very dark skinned Asian, had to be 19 or 20, clothes stayed on but they appeared to be B cups, she is roughly 5'4, skinny. She gave me a deep DFK to say hello. Looking back on it I probably should have asked her to stay in the room but I had my angel Lumina on my mind. Would love to hear a report on Melissa so if you see her. Fill a brother in. She literally just arrived this afternoon.

I think someone already had an early bird special with her, scroll down and I think you would see it.

[TheVistMan]

Went in to see Lumina again for yet another amazing session that I am sure you don't want to read about anymore. But when we were together, a brand new girl that just arrived came in to introduce herself. She said her name was Melissa. She was beautiful, very dark skinned Asian, had to be 19 or 20, clothes stayed on but they appeared to be B cups, she is roughly 5'4, skinny. She gave me a deep DFK to say hello. Looking back on it I probably should have asked her to stay in the room but I had my angel Lumina on my mind. Would love to hear a report on Melissa so if you see her. Fill a brother in. She literally just arrived this afternoon.

[Kevin80]

Yes, she speaks English well enough to be translator for MMS when needed.

That's good to know. Darn I missed out on this one maybe mms will replace her with another cutie.

[Quincy88]

Sheesh feels like I haven't posted in here in awhile.

Few weeks ago finally made the trip to du Calme and asked for the lineup this was like maybe 3 weeks ago or when Ruby was there.

It was a slow night Ruby is a nice looking Colombian woman. Love the accent very cool to talk with her about Colombia.

I usually go to massage places for a nice BBBJ.

After a small rundown mostly with her breasts rubbing my back and telling me I smell good. She ask what I wanted. Of course I wanted to see what her BBBJ skills were like.

Most of these girls either have small mouths or I have a big member.

Cleaned me up and laid between my legs and gave me a solid BBBJ with slight teeth.

50 hh 100 bbj. Didn't really see anyone else walking around or anything must've been a slow random Wednesday night.

[Mr Plumber]

Lisa speaks English well?

Yes, she speaks English well enough to be translator for MMS when needed.

[Chiro]

Dropped in at Du Calme earlier on this 3-day weekend to have another fantastic time with the sexy, fun girl Eva. Honestly, I was drawn in by that report about possible Greek, something that sounded like a new menu option for her. So I decided to see if I could stick my cock in her starfish. Long story short, like all fun rides, there's a size limit, and this one favors smaller rather than larger. Basically, I was too big for entry, so no Greek with Eva this time for me. I did tell her I'd buy her a butt plug to stretch her out and train her to take in some bigger sizes. LOL.

Services: strong full body massage, RIM, bls, BBBJDT, Russian, 69, DATY, DATO, CFS, BBBJTCWS, CIM.

DONO: 70 HF Eva: 160+20.

Anyway, onto the session: we had a good time. She gave a fantastic, strong massage that worked out all my knots. Sometimes I forget they actually do massages at these places. LOL. And I'm glad I got one with Eva this time.

Brief description of Eva: she's insanely sexy, in my opinion. About 5'3", maybe 110 lbs. With dyed blonde hair and darker roots. Beautiful face, large D cup tits, some extra meat in all the right places, a plump little Asian booty, a clean-shaven sweet-tasting pussy, and some sexy tattoos, a big one on her right side.

I've seen her several times, and on my last visit, I had one of my favorite GFE sessions from this rotation. This time was very similar. Shortly after she finished the massage, her cat bath and gentle hand tease got me going, while I was facing down, she had me jacked up hard, working her hands down on me, giving me a nice HJ and massaging my balls until I was up on all fours, as she was milking my cock. Then she wiped my ass down one more time, for good measure, I guess, and went deep into rimming and TUMA, all while still yanking on my meat. That right there almost had me blasting my load within the first five minutes of the fun half of the session. I had to last the remaining 25 minutes we had left, so I flipped onto my back, and she settled between my legs to give me some amazing BBBJDT. As I mentioned before, she's gifted at this with perfect suction and deep inhaling of my cock down her throat always gets me harder than a rock. She spread some lube between her tits for something new, Russian titty fuck. I've done it before with other girls, but this was my first time with Eva. She squeezed those tits up on my cock so well, she's had some good practice and it felt amazing. She caught the head of my cock in her mouth every time I thrust forward.

After all this adoration on me, I had to give some back. We switched to 69, and her pussy looked and tasted delicious. Clean-shaven, I got to lick and play with her clit, making her squirm and squeeze my head like a watermelon ready to pop between her thighs. I even played with her starfish, trying a little DATO, testing if my chances for Greek were there (before I found out I wasn't allowed entry obviously). As I was going all in tounge fucking her holes, she kept throating my cock and drooling all over my balls. I must have been extra sensitive that day, because I had to tap out and request for the Jimmy as I nearly lost it all while my cock was down her throat.

She applied the rubber and got on top for that ACG, she's a perfect rider. Her tits on my face, coming down to kiss me, my hands on her ass cheeks, it was very passionate. We shifted into standing mish, with her taking me deep and letting me clap her cheeks with every stroke. I can't get enough of her tits, so I was drowning my face in them, while pumping her pussy with my hard rod. Then we flipped to side mish for deeper thrusts, and I could tell she got even more aroused seeing herself getting fucked in the mirror, her pussy was drenched by then. We finally moved into prone bone, lazy doggy style; legs hanging off the bed and I pounded her silly. I checked in to see if she was enjoying it or if I should slow down, and she yelled back what sounded like, "Keep going harder it feels good," so I kept pounding away.

I started feeling the edge creeping up, so I pulled out, started playing with her starfish, rubbing my throbbing cock against it, hoping she'd say yes or give me a quote. But she said, "No no no, you're dajiba (too big), not today" I asked, "More tip?" She still refused. So, to keep the mood good, I left it alone and went back to railing her pretty little pussy. Re-entering, she tightened up her kegels, and every thrust felt even better than the last. I couldn't hold back any longer and I had to blast. I pulled out, ripped the condom off, and told her to catch my load in her mouth. She got down on her knees and started BBBJDT my cock. I blasted my entire load down her hatch, and honestly, I can't remember what she did with it. Maybe she swallowed it all, because we then went for a quick shower, and I didn't see her go to the spit sink at any point.

In the shower, she kept sucking on my cock as it was still up, and having her trying for seconds was definitely nice. Luna walked in to use the bathroom, popped her head in the shower to give my rod a few licks, and walked back out. Even though Eva put in the effort, it seemed I wasn't going to get to cum again anytime soon. So we dried up, and I got ready to leave. We communicated via her phone app in the room; she apologized and explained she couldn't take me in her ass yet. That's when I mentioned the butt plug, which she laughed off but didn't rule out for the future. To me, it's not a big deal, I really enjoy her service, and she's been getting better with each visit. I tipped her extra for the great session and the solid massage. I'll probably see her again soon, she confirmed she'll be around for the next rotation starting tomorrow. Until then, happy times, happy mind.

[Kevin80]

In order to (hopefully) preserve a girl's employment (which in this case no longer matters), I won't provide such details. At known FS shops, guys spill all the beans. Usually it's without consequence because those girls are already scheduled to rotate out. But at the small shops not usually known for anything beyond a hand shake, one overly revealing report about a girl's behavior behind closed drapes or doors, whether truth or fiction, and she's summarily fired. If you've been on this board for very long, you've seen it. So do all the reading beteeen the lines you want. Assume what you want. Better still, go get you some massages, build some rapport over time. Gain trust. It will pay off big time. It certainly has for me over several decades. Or just go the "point and shoot" route and hope for the best.

In other words, no FS from Lilly.

[Kevin80]

I've only visited Lisa and Wi Wi / Vivi one time each. Lisa has better fun bags but both are cute in the GND way. I departed with manually drained vesicles both times. I will return for a second bite at those apples. So far, neither compares to Lily. Not even close. How far with Lily did I get? I'll just say, I left her wanting for absolutely nothing more. Fully satisfied with services received from a sweet, young (ish) woman.

Go visit Lisa and Wiwi/Vivi and say hi. Enjoy the adventure!

Mr. P.

Lisa speaks English well?

[TheVistMan]

I had a long day and decided I need to release. I reached out to see my goto Lumina but she was unavailable so I asked who was available at Du Calme. I have seen Eva before in a double and I knew her service was top notch so I decided to try her solo. Very attractive, beautiful smile, super friendly and affectionate, DD soft breasts, I can't say petite or thick, just has the right amount of meat on her bones, shaved kitty with small curtain.

Her English is pretty much non existent but she understands room talk. I don't think she remembered me from our double with Lemon but that's OK. Right away she starts with DFK, her tongue feels like it is 3 times the normal size the way she uses it completely, very good kisser! She then stripped both of us down put me on my back on the table and proceeded with a nipple catbath, then moved her way down a little for some great Russian. She slid down a little more to catch the head in her mouth during Russian, felt great. Then she went down for a fantastic, sloppy, DT BBBJ. I knew from our double that she had throat skills but it seems as though she has improved a bit because this time she made it to the base. Her oral game is the best around at the moment. Then we transitioned into 69. Here is where she started to really sell the hour, very vocal and squirmy. Though I doubt she actually did, she made it seem like she released twice during our 69 session which is always at least a confidence boost. She then put on the cover and we started standing mish. Love watching those DDs flop around. She kept pulling me in for some DFK and was very vocal, lots of moans and sounds of pleasure. From there we went to traditional mish for a bit, rolled her over for some doggy, then back to traditional mish for a bit, the entire time as vocal as I have ever heard from an AMP girl. She could tell I was getting tired so we did the finish with hand gesture. She got up, got a few supplies, came back over to take cover off but decided she wasn't quite done so she hopped on for some CG and started to go wild. Then she spun around for some RCG, I am embarrassed to say that this was my first time ever in RCG and I actually liked it better than normal CG. Anyway she spun again and appeared to finish yet again. She then get up and took off the cover and went to work with her hands and mouth to finish me, rotating between them. When she could tell that I was close she stuck her tongue out at the tip and waited while jerking. First stream flew and then she aimed the rest onto her tongue and then ended it with some quick DT. What a feeling!! She cleaned me up, hot towel, and then started in on a very hard massage with her hands and elbows. It was a little too hard in the moment but it was good. Next time I will opt for a medium pressure with her. We grabbed our phones and did some translation chatting. She taught me a few phrases in Chinese and I taught her the answers in English. Big kiss and then out the door. It was a great session!

HF 70 Don 160 plus a little extra for the great time. I know these girls talk and am finding that the little extra I give is really paying off.

[Timolee13]

Come to Garden during the long weekend for some much needed relaxation today, got recommended from their operator that they got new gals in already today goes by Mellisa. The info sounds interesting, so I made my appointments after breakfast and went to check this gal out.

Mellisa greets me at the second door in this nice tight dress, hair not all made up, I think I got there too early, but she look amazing though aside the hair part. She is about 5'2, about 100 lb range. Rocking a hair of pair of D size mm. She looks like she is in her mid 20's, long black hair, clean shaven kitten. Face of a seductive mistress, and she knows how to turns that charm up to 11 as well, more on that later.

Got me inside and started with a pretty solid lower back massage with plenty of their new runny oil that felt like the lube they use ngl, on the serious note, the massage is actually pretty decent. After a hot towel clean up, she strip down for some much anticipated perky tity slide with some catbath added, cleaned me up nicely on the backside for some rim session, the Rim was a 10 in my book, Tuma + BLs and that soft hand for that reach around, she made sure my 3rd hole was spotles while she softly milk me nicely in front and got my rod nice and hard. Once I flip over, we exchanged a few dfk and she gave me a complete catbath from top to bottom before giving me a decent Russian with her mms, nothing against mms from me, but real one are the best choice, but she still did it very well, not many mm gals do Russian, I give her where credit is due her Russian is a 7. BBBJ on the other hand is as good as her Rim, 10/10 for me with this one, plenty of DT action and that tongue of hers is like agift from the almighty himself, got to experience that tongue flicker on your own, it is a new one that I never experience before, didn't felt teeth or gag for the BBBJ, so I ff her for a little bit and she took it nicely. I return the favor when she flips around for some nice DATY, she didn't allow finger banging, but most of these gals don't anyway, so I had to work with what I got with my tongue to made sure she is taken care of nicely. Clean shaven kitten is taste, and she is very receptive at my tongue begs me to scratch her itch and puts on a cover. Got her in nicely with a great k9 session, held her down for some hulk smash, her kitty is very tight and knows how to grip me in and made sure I don't drift too far out, 8/10 easily on that one. After bit of passionate mashing, she notice I am close, told me she want me to nut in her mouth. Who m I to denied this great request? Yank off the cover, and ff her until she drain all my milk out. Afterward she gave me another massage but without oil and we spoon until my time is up. Really enjoy the whole ordeal, she is very seductive and talkative even with the limited English she speaks, highly recommended for those enjoy the oral side of things.

Entry: 70 tips:160.

[Kevin80]

I don't think anyone has said Helen is a looker. She is a very nice and classy lady. She works her ass of giving you a good massage. Then she gives you a quality handy. She does not seem to know how to say "no" to any OTC / UTC grabbing, poking, etc. And she has some nice natural C's.

Yes, there are tons of girls at SH way younger and better looking. Who give some crap bone-breaking massage, then a dry mechanical kung fu grip at high speed, with no tease at all. They are not literally reading a book or staring at the ceiling, but it sure feels that way. The worst one was named Lin, but they seem to have recruited clones of her too. They are usually cute face but about 15 lbs overweight. Its never a good experience.

After a few of those, its nice to have a Helen who makes sure you leave satisfied with a good massage and good release.

Its a dark room. Especially in SH. Really dark. Who cares what she looks like?

If you enjoy your time with Helen, more power to you and good for Helen. You say she doesn't say no to grabbing and poking; heck I wouldn't want to see her naked much less feel her tits and finger her pussy, gross. Please don't tell me you DATY!! It may be dark in the room but I'm not blind or numb to the touch. So no thank you to the short chubby 70 year old auntie.

[Slammer6008]

This is still the best place for BBFS and BBJ. Cindy said, "Some monger enjoys DATY when I dumped a load inside her. "

One negative monger. Yes Cindy does an excellent job I haven't tried that EE yet. OK mongers give Cindy a try!

[Hornilius69]

Damn I was there about 11 o'clock I didn't think it was that bad it's clean. I got to relax why she just suck my cock for a good half hour.

This is still the best place for BBFS and BBJ. Cindy said, "Some monger enjoys DATY when I dumped a load inside her. "