Massage Parlor Reports

[MyFinalHeav3]

I saw wharf 2. 0 website with impossibly hot pics. Bunch of reviews on other websites for those fake masseuses too.

I took a peek, two ladies in their 40's pretending to be 20 year old hotties. Gross.

Wharf 1. 0 had a butterface. Maybe Helen? Young 20's, slim-ish, not much to write home about.

Sadly I think most of the hot young asian girls migrated to the spas with $70-$100 house fees. The thai chain that offers the TS has really taken over a bunch of spas in westside / beverly hills / hollywood / weho / sherman oaks. And Villa is now like $120 per hr. Insane. Might as well go for "nuru".

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Eroti.../13270829.html

This is wharf 2.0, it is on Santa Monica just a pussy hair east of Westwood, you could even go to sunnin (the Palestinian chicken place from curb your enthusiasm) before hand, have some garlic fritters an blast someone with extreme prejudice.

The space is smaller than the library at le bron's mansions (all of them). In the rooms, they lay out the table diagonally to save space. I think there are three masturbation rooms.

I have gone there three times. The first time, a very young Chinese gal who was likely a stem major at UCLA massaged me with no extras. The next time it was a 36-40 special with a handjob. The last time, a hag from wharf 1. 0 started me off, but she had to leave and then some old creep took over. I left and they said, oh you can go to season down the block and get the hag. I went to season and the hag was busy, so they stole 50 bucks from me.

They now have a website with the "girls" on it. The pics are as real as the photos on hot young asians, except like all these places there are now fake reviews up on "AMP" reviews.

Wharf still has Yoyo, Bella, and Ella.

No information on who is at wharf 2.0.

[PriscillaM]

My colleague wanted to go there because he was interested in the natural food with no seed oils. I saw Ocean as we walked back to the hotel. I'll be back in the area and take you up on your offer.

What hotel did you stay at? The murderous place on Lincoln. There are almost no hotels in the area.

Yes, when you are in l. A. Next, I will take you to the Asian massage parlors that pay me to write good reviews.

[Asphalt]

Dude, you went on a bender right by my area. You ate at this millennial and gen alpha infested shithold known as a colony kitchen. It is a kitchen that makes shit food and serves it under "brand" names, for which you pay to eat basically outside, beg some fucken for forks, and pay a convenience fee.

Ocean massage is down Lincoln. Next time you are in the area, let me know. You really went to shit places. Mainly.

My colleague wanted to go there because he was interested in the natural food with no seed oils. I saw Ocean as we walked back to the hotel. I'll be back in the area and take you up on your offer.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Eroti.../13270829.html

This is wharf 2.0, it is on Santa Monica just a pussy hair east of Westwood, you could even go to sunnin (the Palestinian chicken place from curb your enthusiasm) before hand, have some garlic fritters an blast someone with extreme prejudice.

The space is smaller than the library at le bron's mansions (all of them). In the rooms, they lay out the table diagonally to save space. I think there are three masturbation rooms.

I have gone there three times. The first time, a very young Chinese gal who was likely a stem major at UCLA massaged me with no extras. The next time it was a 36-40 special with a handjob. The last time, a hag from wharf 1. 0 started me off, but she had to leave and then some old creep took over. I left and they said, oh you can go to season down the block and get the hag. I went to season and the hag was busy, so they stole 50 bucks from me.

They now have a website with the "girls" on it. The pics are as real as the photos on hot young asians, except like all these places there are now fake reviews up on "AMP" reviews.

Wharf still has Yoyo, Bella, and Ella.

No information on who is at wharf 2.0.

[CreampieKage]

I saw this place next to a Korean restaurant so I went to go check it out and I'm glad I did. Bella greeted me and I was blown away from her looks as she's my type. She's about 5'3" spinner type all natural carrying a nice grabable ass with Bs on top.

She was wearing a tank top and black yoga pants showing off her figure and skipped the massage until the end because I couldn't wait to see her naked. Started with lots of lfk and dfk, bbbjdt, we tasted each other in 69 and turned her over for some daty / dato. The cover came on and she was grinding me in cg and started fucking me from the top while sucking my nipples and I almost lost it but gathered myself and switched to mish to see her beautiful face and for some more dfk, lick and suck her nipples. I feel jr was getting close and blew in the bag. She cleaned me up and and left wirh the water.

She did provide a decent massage with good pressure at the end. The entrance fee was. 5 + $. 5 for her.

Torrance Wellness is always a sure thing and the girls are typically dressed in normal clothes which make it more authentic instead of some obvious tuggy girl in some other joints. The only thing I could do without is the walk of shame with plenty of foot traffic. I can't tell if I stand out more with or without a mask going in.

[PriscillaM]

It was a few days ago and I forgot already. You're right about the business plaza. It's very small but it was close to where I had just eaten, some taco place that served fries cooked in beef talow. The girl was around 30-35 I think. She had a flat tummy, small boobs, blonde hair and a tight little butt, standing around 5'6" or so.

Dude, you went on a bender right by my area. You ate at this millennial and gen alpha infested shithold known as a colony kitchen. It is a kitchen that makes shit food and serves it under "brand" names, for which you pay to eat basically outside, beg some fucken for forks, and pay a convenience fee.

Ocean massage is down Lincoln. Next time you are in the area, let me know. You really went to shit places. Mainly.

[Asphalt]

Shocked to hear that ocean is still open. The corner shopping place it is in is more terminal than a kounalakis fundraiser. The pho place is gone, the nail place looks as bad as the no ho nuru joint, and the remaining food places are from countries I cannot pronounce.

The inside of this place is more spartan than the break room at golden oasis. There is not even a fucken floor mat, it is a stone floor at best.

Did you catch name of the 36-40 granny that jerked you?

It was a few days ago and I forgot already. You're right about the business plaza. It's very small but it was close to where I had just eaten, some taco place that served fries cooked in beef talow. The girl was around 30-35 I think. She had a flat tummy, small boobs, blonde hair and a tight little butt, standing around 5'6" or so.

[SitbacRelax]

I tried Jojo at Essential Treatment tonight and she is exactly what I was looking for. Cute GND face, curvy body but not fat and big DD tits and big ass. Between stripping down, making small talk, and really sloppy dfk sessions, I got the chance to roam my hands all over her nice body.

Now to bed, she suggested DATY, which I accepted with gusto. Clean shaven, her pussy was as tasty as it was juicy. I could feel her contract and shudder accompanied by sexy moans and exclamations, which made me say, "I could eat out here all day long," and it's true. I eventually ventured out to other areas, like natural DD tits, thighs, neck, and even armpits -- not even an inch was neglected. It was her turn to dine, and man, she could put it away. Her BBBJ was really sloppy with lots of saliva and lots of gurgling noise as she went as deep as she could. I almost blew it when she rubbed my dick against the inside of her cheek and her cheek bulged like she had a big ass lolli stuck there.

Then began the main event -- mish, cowgirl, doggy (off the side of the bed and on the bed), and mish again. Actually, I glanced at the clock and saw there was only 5 minutes left (I booked for hhr and we did not waste anytime from the start), so I had to go all out to blow my load -- and it was a big load, attesting to how fucking great the session was. She never rushed me, and kept her poise and made the last minutes count with another dfk.

I definitely will repeat, so long as my schedule and hers align. For me, she was exactly what I was looking for and more. I also highly recommend her, not only for her nice figure with big boobs, but also her decent service and nice personality.

So in town and read about your Jojo. Called ahead said not busy. Pulled into lot which is a tight fit. Asked for Jojo got put behind a shower curtain. I'm use to this at Orlando massage places. Got pulled out once a monger left saw 3 ladies all beautiful. Did not understand ladies I had name but it's all good. Stayed with her as she had some nice natural C's. Great massage for the hhr. Then the fun came. BBBJ to 69 then on with the cover to mish. Doggy then finished in mish standing as she laid on the table. Mirror is great location could relocate cameras but I understand. Fake moans and all. Hairy kitty which I don't mind. I'd give it 3. 5 stars. Met Jojo on the way out OMG what a looker with those big tits. Next time I'll be waiting for her or go early morning as the lady told me is better. Great time indeed. Thank you for the review made me want to go. I'm thinking of asking BookerM if I can see Alyssa but don't know yet. Here if 4 weeks closer to Lancaster, so if any of you know of any other places in Lancaster, please share.

[PriscillaM]

What's available at this spa probably isn't as liberal as I-Sabai just down the street but I had fun. My provider was probably early 30's and gave a pretty good massage until I began rubbing her down so much that she asked me to flip. From there she took off her clothes, allowing me complete access and returned my kisses. She had already oiled up Jr pretty well so a BBBJ didn't happen but the next time I go there I'll ask for it. The girl had a nice flat tummy with no baby damage and she had a playful attitude. I just dropped in because I was in the area but I'll take a blue pill along the next time and see how far things go.

Shocked to hear that ocean is still open. The corner shopping place it is in is more terminal than a kounalakis fundraiser. The pho place is gone, the nail place looks as bad as the no ho nuru joint, and the remaining food places are from countries I cannot pronounce.

The inside of this place is more spartan than the break room at golden oasis. There is not even a fucken floor mat, it is a stone floor at best.

Did you catch name of the 36-40 granny that jerked you?

[OrangeCreampie-Shill]

I tried Jojo at Essential Treatment tonight and she is exactly what I was looking for. Cute GND face, curvy body but not fat and big DD tits and big ass. Between stripping down, making small talk, and really sloppy dfk sessions, I got the chance to roam my hands all over her nice body.

Now to bed, she suggested DATY, which I accepted with gusto. Clean shaven, her pussy was as tasty as it was juicy. I could feel her contract and shudder accompanied by sexy moans and exclamations, which made me say, "I could eat out here all day long," and it's true. I eventually ventured out to other areas, like natural DD tits, thighs, neck, and even armpits -- not even an inch was neglected. It was her turn to dine, and man, she could put it away. Her BBBJ was really sloppy with lots of saliva and lots of gurgling noise as she went as deep as she could. I almost blew it when she rubbed my dick against the inside of her cheek and her cheek bulged like she had a big ass lolli stuck there.

Then began the main event -- mish, cowgirl, doggy (off the side of the bed and on the bed), and mish again. Actually, I glanced at the clock and saw there was only 5 minutes left (I booked for hhr and we did not waste anytime from the start), so I had to go all out to blow my load -- and it was a big load, attesting to how fucking great the session was. She never rushed me, and kept her poise and made the last minutes count with another dfk.

I definitely will repeat, so long as my schedule and hers align. For me, she was exactly what I was looking for and more. I also highly recommend her, not only for her nice figure with big boobs, but also her decent service and nice personality.

[Asphalt]

What's available at this spa probably isn't as liberal as I-Sabai just down the street but I had fun. My provider was probably early 30's and gave a pretty good massage until I began rubbing her down so much that she asked me to flip. From there she took off her clothes, allowing me complete access and returned my kisses. She had already oiled up Jr pretty well so a BBBJ didn't happen but the next time I go there I'll ask for it. The girl had a nice flat tummy with no baby damage and she had a playful attitude. I just dropped in because I was in the area but I'll take a blue pill along the next time and see how far things go.

[DSeanC-Shill Account]

I saw this place next to a Korean restaurant so I went to go check it out and I'm glad I did. Bella greeted me and I was blown away from her looks as she's my type. She's about 5'3" spinner type all natural carrying a nice grabable ass with Bs on top.

She was wearing a tank top and black yoga pants showing off her figure and skipped the massage until the end because I couldn't wait to see her naked. Started with lots of lfk and dfk, bbbjdt, we tasted each other in 69 and turned her over for some daty / dato. The cover came on and she was grinding me in cg and started fucking me from the top while sucking my nipples and I almost lost it but gathered myself and switched to mish to see her beautiful face and for some more dfk, lick and suck her nipples. I feel jr was getting close and blew in the bag. She cleaned me up and and left wirh the water.

She did provide a decent massage with good pressure at the end. The entrance fee was. 5 + $. 5 for her.

[SeanMendez345-shill]

I had stopped by to repeat with daisy but I was short on time so I decided to go with Lisa. Lisa was a cute little petite girl with light skin and in a sexy black dress. She had a good attitude and was happy to please even though she knew I was there for another girl.

We started out the session with a quick blue toast and some cleanup on her part. We proceeded with some LFK that led into deeper DFK. Short but sweet. This was one of those times I just felt like being serviced so I moved into 69 until I was full mast and ready to go. She used good head movement with some tongue action to really get there and was responsive to my DATY. After finishing with that had her Get into position for standing doggy as I railed her from the back for a few minutes. She had a nice tight one so I had her lay on her back afterwards for missionary. I have become partial to BBJCIM so I had her finish me with her mouth cause that's what I came there for originally anyway. Overall will repeat if not with her with daisy soon.

[Asphalt]

Definitely Nat, if she really likes you she'll ask you to put it in her rear end. She's a winner for sure. Her new bolt ons are meh. I'll always prefer natural, big or small. Saw her years ago through a booker on hx, she's definitely gained weight since then for sure.

This lady did not have bolt ons. They were small but natural.

[Getupngo]

Has to be Natalie. His review claims this girl is up for almost anything. That would be Natalie. She would go to a hamas gangbang wearing chai necklace.

Definitely Nat, if she really likes you she'll ask you to put it in her rear end. She's a winner for sure. Her new bolt ons are meh. I'll always prefer natural, big or small. Saw her years ago through a booker on hx, she's definitely gained weight since then for sure.