Massage Parlor Reports

[TheyTanky]

I'm in town for one night in a few days and from reading the boards, I think I've narrowed it to Emily at SXL or Anne at BP. Doesn't seem like I can make a wrong choice, but what would you guys pick if you could only see one. Also a factor is I know where SXL is, but wondering what area (not asking for the address) BP is in. I'll have limited ability to move around with no vehicle. Thanks.

Have you gone to any of them yet?

[FirstTimer7]

Funny, the place is still a revolving door though. Was going to check it out today and parked on the side street where everybody else parks before they go there. Was watching for about 10-15 min chilling and saw guy after guy go in and out continuously. The complaints don't seem to be lowering demand LOL.

Some go there because they don't know there other better options. While other go there and see their shitty options, then walk out. Its the same at Earth.

[Moss734]

It's true, the new location is a dump. It's true, the pics are all fake. But, one things for certain, sometimes they have bombshells. At the old location on halsted I had the privilege to meet an African that was 10/10. The service was OK, but she was attractive as fuck. The place is a gamble, you really don't know what you're going to get. Sometimes. I like that. It's almost like picking up a girl from a dive bar for a 1 night stand.

Funny, the place is still a revolving door though. Was going to check it out today and parked on the side street where everybody else parks before they go there. Was watching for about 10-15 min chilling and saw guy after guy go in and out continuously. The complaints don't seem to be lowering demand LOL.

[FSPlease]

It's true, the new location is a dump. It's true, the pics are all fake. But, one things for certain, sometimes they have bombshells. At the old location on halsted I had the privilege to meet an African that was 10/10. The service was OK, but she was attractive as fuck. The place is a gamble, you really don't know what you're going to get. Sometimes. I like that. It's almost like picking up a girl from a dive bar for a 1 night stand.

[Fit312]

I'm coming to town soon, can you drive me around as well?

Hope you like jazz fusion!

[DoodleRooster]

I gave you her name and the name of the spa. Do you need me to drive you there too? LOL literally just search Judy on this thread.

I'm coming to town soon, can you drive me around as well?

[Skyline09]

Where can I find her?

I gave you her name and the name of the spa. Do you need me to drive you there too? LOL literally just search Judy on this thread.

[OF Charlie]

I'm in town for one night in a few days and from reading the boards, I think I've narrowed it to Emily at SXL or Anne at BP. Doesn't seem like I can make a wrong choice, but what would you guys pick if you could only see one. Also a factor is I know where SXL is, but wondering what area (not asking for the address) BP is in. I'll have limited ability to move around with no vehicle. Thanks.

7/31 is the last day for Anne. Since you don't have a car, you can take the Red Line to the Sox-35th stop. BP is about a 15 minutes walk from that stop.

[Amplitude]

I snuck in for the daytime parking before the Sox restriction. Seems like I hit this place in a downpour every time. So umbrella in hand.

The girl I had an appointment with was not to be found. I wish they wouldn't bait and switch. Hour drive for Christ's sake.

But I was introduced to Angel and the name fits. Petite little thing with natural b cups. Really takes her time giving bare head. She worked at it for a good 20 minutes before grabbing the cover for cowgirl.

Then she gave a good half hour massage. Including some time on the scalp which was pleasant. Usual Financials.

[Rayray773]

I'm in town for one night in a few days and from reading the boards, I think I've narrowed it to Emily at SXL or Anne at BP. Doesn't seem like I can make a wrong choice, but what would you guys pick if you could only see one. Also a factor is I know where SXL is, but wondering what area (not asking for the address) BP is in. I'll have limited ability to move around with no vehicle. Thanks.

[TheyTanky]

Theres a dozen reviews on OD Wellness here, try searching for Judy in the search bar.

Where can I find her?

[Lakeview Lou]

Red Lateran is the worst shop in Chicagoland. Fake pics and a dump location. Back in the day they were fine but now they are the worst.

Okay, I give up. I was just hoping for some firsthand verification that there's NO chance you'll EVER see ANY girl even CLOSELY resembling the ones they post in those award-winning video clips. Those clips are the stuff dreams are made of. But apparently, only nightmares await.

[Rayray773]

I'm in town for one night in a few days and from reading the boards, I think I've narrowed it to Emily at SXL or Anne at BP. Doesn't seem like I can make a wrong choice, but what would you guys pick if you could only see one. Also a factor is I know where SXL is, but wondering what area (not asking for the address) BP is in. I'll have limited ability to move around with no vehicle. Thanks.

[SimonJonesUK]

So what you are saying is. There is a chance. / s.

Okay, I give up. I was just hoping for some firsthand verification that there's NO chance you'll EVER see ANY girl even CLOSELY resembling the ones they post in those award-winning video clips. Those clips are the stuff dreams are made of. But apparently, only nightmares await.

[HappyGardener]

Stop trying to make Red Lantern happen, it's not going to happen. All the ads are fake. Every one. As people keep saying here. Don't fight it. It's the fake spot. The fakey mcfakealot.

So what you are saying is. There is a chance. / s.