Massage Parlor Reports

**BillCo** · 08-11-25 15:43

Hello gentlemen I'm going to be spending some time in the capital and I was wondering if any of you have had an experience with Monica.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...fun-63378.html

**Member #4025** · 08-05-25 08:37

I went to Pine Knob for the Doobie Brothers concert last night; fantastic concert, highly recommend.

As you can imagine an older audience, and as I sat along a walkway enjoying a burger and a beer before the show, I saw many women my age (I'm approaching 70) walking by and most, not at all appealing. My thought then and there is this is that this is in part why we hobby; not that every AMP worker is hot, but most are better than what is available in our general public. As the title says, 'random thoughts'. Stay safe and enjoy - #4025.

**Moonglow913** · 08-04-25 16:24

I reviewed this place a couple weeks back. I thought it had promise but at least when I was there she wanted ridiculous prices, like $500 for FS. She claimed that her menu is not normally that open but the boss wasn't there. Don't know if that is the case or some BS line. I said then that I wouldn't be returning until I heard that the rates had come down. So, has anyone else tried this place? It is in Elmwood across from Meijer.

**MichiganMan686** · 08-03-25 08:29

Did a walkin about 8 pm. 70 door fee for hour. Matched the tip. Went into room. Nice clean music. Standard stuff for an AMP. Massage was great. A lot of effort put into it. Some tease. Got all my time. Warm towels etc. Flipped. Got a really nice finish with the girls out without asking. Nice place and nice session. Well worth the price of admission. Mm686.

**HugeDk** · 07-29-25 02:07

Originally Posted by Bacardi1314 [View Original Post]

Arranged to meet Chelsie on a Monday last week after many good reviews about her teasing finish. While the reports of that are wildly accurate, the oddity came when she started rubbing my b-hole. Now while I don't mind a good prostate massage if she knows what she's doing, that's one thing. This lady felt like she was plumbing for oil or some shit. Took away from the ending. Looks 3/10. Massage 7/10. Finish 3/10. Likely won't return. $50 door fee, $50 tip. On the way out, she was walking next to me saying something in very broken English that sounded like "next time you come back, use a different name. ".

Curious what mane you used?

**Berrs** · 07-26-25 13:17

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Someone with the same name makes appointments. That person loves a good butt bustin.

To me, that means "do not ask for me to massage you again, ask for a different lady".

**HeeJunk** · 07-23-25 19:15

Originally Posted by Thor444 [View Original Post]

"Saying something in very broken English that sounded like "next time you come back, use a different name."

What does that mean? Seriously, what could that mean?

Someone with the same name makes appointments. That person loves a good butt bustin.

**The Darq Ryder** · 07-23-25 17:42

Stopped in for an hour massage and made an appointment. I also noticed that they now have a webpage in deference to Craigslist giving them the boot. The page noted that a new worker was added on Monday and I confirmed it when I noticed that the one brown car which had been there all the time was now gone. Younger female, with glasses and good English took me in. I told that I had been there about 4 times in the past (true) and got started. I didn't act forward with stroking legs and things to see where this would go, and it stayed as a pretty much solid day spa treatment. Which was good, because she worked pressure points in my back and neck that usually get overlooked. So could you do or see more? YMMV is how I see that, but I would recommend going slow because when I upgraded my time from a half hour to an hour, she had to go on her phone to contact her manager. So that revealed that their time is monitored once you get started. Plus, take cash otherwise you will be getting a $3 upcharge on all services as they are now taking credit cards. And who wants that paper trail.

**Thor444** · 07-22-25 13:28

"Saying something in very broken English that sounded like "next time you come back, use a different name."

What does that mean? Seriously, what could that mean?

**Bacardi1314** · 07-20-25 14:45

Arranged to meet Chelsie on a Monday last week after many good reviews about her teasing finish. While the reports of that are wildly accurate, the oddity came when she started rubbing my b-hole. Now while I don't mind a good prostate massage if she knows what she's doing, that's one thing. This lady felt like she was plumbing for oil or some shit. Took away from the ending. Looks 3/10. Massage 7/10. Finish 3/10. Likely won't return. $50 door fee, $50 tip. On the way out, she was walking next to me saying something in very broken English that sounded like "next time you come back, use a different name. ".

**Abn75** · 07-20-25 12:05

Originally Posted by LansingHandy [View Original Post]

Bizzare experience stopping by DF since their sign was lit up so I wanted to check to see if they were open again.

Had some great experiences with an older gal who likes to tease on Saturday afternoons in the past.

Was running some errands and pulled in. Older muscular Middle Eastern guy wearing khaki shorts and a black shirt was eating lunch on the trunk of his dark car just staring at the place, stared at me, got a security or LEO or something. Didn't like the vibe so pretended I had just parked to check my phone or something and took off again.

Ran some errands and came back hoping he was gone. Still there but this time he was talking to an elderly lady in another car so I thought maybe I misjudged.

Parked next to a red car that had tinted windows that were cracked a little since it was hot, could see another middle eastern guy inside reading something on his phone. Goatee and glasses. Paid attention to me when I got out and went in. So did other guy.

Was not greeted but was called to back. Older Asian lady but not one I was hoping for. Said her name was Lulu which was name of younger girl I had seen there in the past. Seemed super tense so I left. She walked out in front of me into parking lot. Turned right and walked in front of of eye care place. Walked in front of men but turned away from them and talked to eyecare place as if someone was there. Explained I was leaving loudly. As if to men behind her but she was facing away from them talking to no one. Then turned around and yelled across parking lot to me in my car saying goodbye to me and telling me to come back soon.

Good reminder to scope out the lot before going in to any of these places! Would have been a good excuse though to turn and walk over to Groovy Donuts--those things are great!

**DoubleOM** · 07-19-25 16:28

Originally Posted by Ooze69 [View Original Post]

Place is shut down and has been for a couple months at least.

Had no idea they close. It's been a while since my visits.

**LansingHandy** · 07-19-25 16:14

Bizzare experience stopping by DF since their sign was lit up so I wanted to check to see if they were open again.

Had some great experiences with an older gal who likes to tease on Saturday afternoons in the past.

Was running some errands and pulled in. Older muscular Middle Eastern guy wearing khaki shorts and a black shirt was eating lunch on the trunk of his dark car just staring at the place, stared at me, got a security or LEO or something. Didn't like the vibe so pretended I had just parked to check my phone or something and took off again.

Ran some errands and came back hoping he was gone. Still there but this time he was talking to an elderly lady in another car so I thought maybe I misjudged.

Parked next to a red car that had tinted windows that were cracked a little since it was hot, could see another middle eastern guy inside reading something on his phone. Goatee and glasses. Paid attention to me when I got out and went in. So did other guy.

Was not greeted but was called to back. Older Asian lady but not one I was hoping for. Said her name was Lulu which was name of younger girl I had seen there in the past. Seemed super tense so I left. She walked out in front of me into parking lot. Turned right and walked in front of of eye care place. Walked in front of men but turned away from them and talked to eyecare place as if someone was there. Explained I was leaving loudly. As if to men behind her but she was facing away from them talking to no one. Then turned around and yelled across parking lot to me in my car saying goodbye to me and telling me to come back soon.

**Moonglow913** · 07-18-25 14:00

This is the new place that just opened up on Elmwood across the street from Meijer in Delta Township. I was a walk-in and was met by someone who said her name was either Nana or Anna. She was short with a typical Korean stocky body. Overall looks I put at a 7. Hour massage was $70. Got comfortable and laid down on the table in draped. When she came in she lightly ran her hands the length of my body and let me know that she would take care of me. Speaks very poor English and much about what I'm going to relate was done either with hand gestures or over the translator app on her phone. While I thought the massage was decent, her rates were way out of line and I would have difficulty recommending this place for anything other than a typical AMP experience. I'm sure some negotiation is possible, but she seemed to be pretty firm on what she wanted. She also made it very clear that the rates were over and above what went to the house. She said the boss was not there today, and it was the only reason that she was able to provide extras. She wanted $100 for HJ, $200 for CBJ, $300 for BBBJ, $400 for CFS and $500 for BBFS. I Couldn't help myself but laugh at such ridiculous figures and told her so.