Massage Parlor Reports

[CalValencia]

Anyone ever try the Pamper Mi Spa next to 8155?

[CalValencia]

Good luck trying to get a social from these ladies.

Fine. We'll send it all under Mama-san's name.

[PriscillaM]

Dam, that's a mile from my office! What was the total price otd? Was there a choice of girls or she was just available? Gunna head over there today.

The part where he nutted on her face and hair tho. Wow.

[Getupngo]

Good first experience at Clarita Therapy Spa on Golden Valley in Santa Clarita. Masseuse was Monica.

Silky smooth hands that were very educated. Girl got mad skill. Monica massaged me like I was her lover or some shit. Super close and intimate the whole hour. She even got creative when she added oil to the mix. Using all of her limbs to massage me in various ways. Bubbly cutie too. We talked about the most random shit while she was massaging, but I'd be a lie if I didn't enjoy the chat. Her grip during the hand job was just right. A lot of girls go either too light or too tight like some vice grip. Monica got the grip down and she got the cock sucking part down too. I joked with her that if she keeps up the good job, she going to make me cum real early. Monica grinned and just kept it going. I came so hard all over her face and hair.

I'm like OK here's your damn money.

Dam, that's a mile from my office! What was the total price otd? Was there a choice of girls or she was just available? Gunna head over there today.

[Iislali938]

Good first experience at Clarita Therapy Spa on Golden Valley in Santa Clarita. Masseuse was Monica.

Silky smooth hands that were very educated. Girl got mad skill. Monica massaged me like I was her lover or some shit. Super close and intimate the whole hour. She even got creative when she added oil to the mix. Using all of her limbs to massage me in various ways. Bubbly cutie too. We talked about the most random shit while she was massaging, but I'd be a lie if I didn't enjoy the chat. Her grip during the hand job was just right. A lot of girls go either too light or too tight like some vice grip. Monica got the grip down and she got the cock sucking part down too. I joked with her that if she keeps up the good job, she going to make me cum real early. Monica grinned and just kept it going. I came so hard all over her face and hair.

I'm like OK here's your damn money.

[PriscillaM]

Sure, I pay cash but they better believe I'm sending a 1099 in February of 2026.

Good luck trying to get a social from these ladies.

[CalValencia]

You afflicted types do not know this, but the good book gives rules about how mongering works.

You pay cash, period, contemporaneously with the fooking.

If you do not have cash, and the girls is somewhat sophisticated, you can leave her a pledge. Yehuda left his signet, and bracelets, and staff. Genesis 38.

Whatever the mode of payment, there is not third party intermediary. Can you imagine the magnitude of the fuckery if a monger were to contest the charges with his bank on the basis that the girl did not put her tongue up his ass far enough?

Let's get real. It is cash for ass, it is a two party transaction with counterparties that do not want any third party participation.

So, good luck with the credit card and if you find a place that takes a card, let me know and it is free boom boom.

Sure, I pay cash but they better believe I'm sending a 1099 in February of 2026.

[PriscillaM]

Any of these spots take credit card for house and tip? Seems like it could be potentially problematic but my little head is curious.

You afflicted types do not know this, but the good book gives rules about how mongering works.

You pay cash, period, contemporaneously with the fooking.

If you do not have cash, and the girls is somewhat sophisticated, you can leave her a pledge. Yehuda left his signet, and bracelets, and staff. Genesis 38.

Whatever the mode of payment, there is not third party intermediary. Can you imagine the magnitude of the fuckery if a monger were to contest the charges with his bank on the basis that the girl did not put her tongue up his ass far enough?

Let's get real. It is cash for ass, it is a two party transaction with counterparties that do not want any third party participation.

So, good luck with the credit card and if you find a place that takes a card, let me know and it is free boom boom.

[WolfWolf79]

Any of these spots take credit card for house and tip? Seems like it could be potentially problematic but my little head is curious.

[PriscillaM]

This listing has three strikes:

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Eroti.../13262326.html

1. the incall is in a garage in Compton. Assuming you do not shit yourself when walking around, you will laugh your ass off when you see what these fatiguers have done with this garage. It looks like the case of home improvement got switched out with good times.

2. This girl shits bigger than me. I cannot believe she does not have the hands of Andre the giant. Unless your cock is 12 inches, you will not see the tip the entire time.

3. did I mention Compton?

[DSeanC-Shill Account]

What is the damage at TA? Everyone is posting about it but aint putting what the damage is. LOL.

$$ out the door.

[Bbaka10]

What is the damage at TA? Everyone is posting about it but aint putting what the damage is. LOL.

$60 hr HF + $. 40 tip for CFS.

[PriscillaM]

They need to rotate out YoYo already. She has been there since the Jurassic ages.

That is a little bit of hyperbole. Lord knows I never resort to that.

Yoyo has been there since likely 2022, so three years. Yes, that is a century in MP years, and I will not be sad to see her go. I do not go to these places in pursuit of monogamous ass fingering.

Having said that, I do admire yoyo for a few things.

First off, she is gen ex when it comes to job management. I have seen her fight other 304's there for the session and she does not keep you waiting, etc. Had she been at that colossal goatfuck of a murder scene in Moscow Idaho, she would not be in her room texting her friend to "come over RN, I am really scared" - she would have gotten out and maybe, you know, fucken called someone?

Second, she has never called the WSOP clock on me, and lord knows I have gone the full 26.2 miles with her.

Third, she gives a good shake.

With all that said, yes, they need to bring in some new meat. But, having seen the drek in just about all the other Westwood spots, including without limitation the fucken touting of trannies with glee at 117* the absolute granny show at sun, la therapy, tissue therapy, et al. , the lack of any intel from goldfinger, and that ***** as season that had the gall to wipe my asshole for me, yoyo is probably a star for the owner.

[TacoDude1415]

What is the damage at TA? Everyone is posting about it but aint putting what the damage is. LOL.

[Im Yours]

TA lineup.

Lucy. Short 5'1" cute face, nice big B or small Cs, ok butt, a tiny bit of pudge. Not skinny but no where near even remotely fat. Great service. Can CG grind 8.5/10. F 6. 5, b 7, attitude 8. 5, Service 9.

I only saw these two briefly and exchanged some pleasantries.

Moni. SE Asian look, has hazel looking eye (prob contacts). Taller, fit, Cs nice ass in the yoga pants. Cuter face 8, body 8.5.

Ruby. More Chinese looking but also pretty tall at 5'5" ish. Smaller chest I think than Moni, looked like skinny with a nice ass, seems more aggressive. F 8, b 8.

Not 5'5" - a little shorter. Nice natural Bs, nice little but grabbable butt. I think seeing all the girls together + hottie Mama, a little cheerleader effect going on.

F - 7.5 - she is definitely pretty, thicker lips.

B - 8 - As I said, Bigger natural Bs, nice grabbable ass, skinny, soft skin.

A - 7 definitely aims to please. A little over the top with the moaning, in my opinion, but definitely a pleaser. A little more business like than I normally like.

S - 9 - Great sensual BBBJ, sexy in every way, fantastic in the few positions we were in. Great DFK, great CG grinder, 9/10.

E. Pretty good.

Repeat: 100%. Probably will get better with repeat but they leaving soon.