Massage Parlor Reports

[Citrus1999]

Totally agree. Also went to garden spa because some of the reviews.

Gals are 4. 5/10 IMHO at best. Body was also meh.

Also super greedy as well offering BBFS and Greek. I partake Greek paying extra but I did not feel great at all.

Also, these influx of artificial posts will probably expose this forum to the public and it will lead to this sanctuary place getting shut down eventually.

It's not that hard to figure this shit out.

Everyone has difference taste, standard, preferences, and past experiences (in civie life particularly).

If you're middle age perhaps Asian and dated and partied with hot abg's in your 20's, you'll find most Garden / DU / OA girls to be 6-7/10 35 year olds with good to very good GFE services.

If perhaps you're none Asian (white, hispanic etc) and older than 50 and didn't grow up surrounded by Asians 24/7, yeah you'll find these AMP girls to be goddesses. Every single one in their early 20's and 9/10.

Guess which is the majority demographics that are visiting AMP's and leaving these reviews (give you a hint, white / hispanics are majority population here period).

Yeah, I always add 10 years and deduct 2 off of the 1-10 scale when I read reviews here. I'm telling you it's right on every time.

[Danny2]

Anyone know where Mia has gone?

[CryMoarHoar]

I don't mean to be a dick but reviews here for massage parlors are so far off I wonder who the people leaving them are. I read about huge tits. Dds maybe E. I go and their ds at best. Beautiful face. Average at best. Great body great ass. No ass, typical Asian body. So I ask this in all seriousness so I can get a better understanding, or better yet I'll say this. Would people mind leaving their age next to their post? Bc maybe to a 60 yr old the girl is young and beautiful but not to a 30-40 yr old. Same.

Applies for all features. Most the parlor girls are not beautiful. . They all look the same. Same body types which is no body at all. It just sucks bc I do appreciate that people leave reviews but they are so far off 90% of the time it's extremely frustrating. I'm starting to think a lot of these are paid reviews. Don't mean to complain guys but the last 3 girls I've gone to see that were 9/10 with great this or that are 6-7/10 looks,6- 7/10 body. Every time I read has an amazing ass I run bc admins don't have asses. And sure enough I get there and ass is flatter than a pancake.

Totally agree. Also went to garden spa because some of the reviews.

Gals are 4. 5/10 IMHO at best. Body was also meh.

Also super greedy as well offering BBFS and Greek. I partake Greek paying extra but I did not feel great at all.

Also, these influx of artificial posts will probably expose this forum to the public and it will lead to this sanctuary place getting shut down eventually.

[Dildo Baggens]

Sounds great!

What was the damage $$?

I went to Asia spa to check out the new talent that arrived. I picked the girl named Ewa. Great looking girl with really big tits. Huge D cups. Pretty face and a nice booty too.

She gave me a massage with plenty of teasing to get me worked up. I turned over and it was time to get busy. She is a master at bareback blowjobs. I would have been happy if I finished early in her mouth but I wanted to get my dick inside her pussy to finish. I ate her pussy for a while and then she put on the hat and rode me like a champ. Her big tits were bouncing all around. I sat up and sucked on them while she kept grinding on my dick. I put her in doggy and then into missionary. I hammered away until I finished inside the bag. Cleaned up, had some water and I left completely satisfied. She is definitely an ATF in my opinion.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VWy94eE6q66yUn4v5?g_st=ic

[LoneStar1979]

I went to Asia spa to check out the new talent that arrived. I picked the girl named Ewa. Great looking girl with really big tits. Huge D cups. Pretty face and a nice booty too.

She gave me a massage with plenty of teasing to get me worked up. I turned over and it was time to get busy. She is a master at bareback blowjobs. I would have been happy if I finished early in her mouth but I wanted to get my dick inside her pussy to finish. I ate her pussy for a while and then she put on the hat and rode me like a champ. Her big tits were bouncing all around. I sat up and sucked on them while she kept grinding on my dick. I put her in doggy and then into missionary. I hammered away until I finished inside the bag. Cleaned up, had some water and I left completely satisfied. She is definitely an ATF in my opinion.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VWy94eE6q66yUn4v5?g_st=ic

[Harveyspec1069]

Stopped by Wish Spa in Fullerton today. Met a gorgeous girl in her 20's named Bella.

The three best adjectives I can use to describe her are young, cute, and slender. If you're looking for a hot spinner with huge tits, she really is a dream come true.

As I entered the spa, Bella came out to take me in. She was wearing a sexy yellow dress that could not adequately contain her lovely set of natural D's that was just popping out of her petite spinner frame.

She greeted me with a sexy smirk, playfully grabbed my hand and took me inside the room. I handed her the donation to let her know that I wasn't there just for a massage. She got the hint pretty quickly, and we started off with some LFK and gentle fondling all over each other's bodies. Then I sat on the edge of the bed, and took off her bra, and feasted on her naturals Ds while squeezing her surprisingly meaty but petite ass, while she kissed my neck and ear.

Eventually, we finished undressing and she dropped to her knees for an excellent BBBJ. She had me relax and lay back while she kissed her way down from my mouth and got my cock into her mouth (which, she seemed to be very much looking forward to). The girl has serious oral skills! Excellent hand and mouth coordination with magic tongue action and it was clear she was a pro at sucking cock. After she sucked me off for a good 10 minutes, she whispered seductively to me, "You want to fuck me, baby?" And it was a request I simply could not refuse.

Cover on. Then Bella started off with some cowgirl which was a great view and she worked her hips and kitty with excellent skill. Swapped to mish and some deep pounding met with impassioned sighs and big liquid eyes. I was ready to pop and Bella was offering a lot of encouragement to do so but I was able to restrain myself and we switched to doggie which not only felt fantastic but offered the bonus of excellent visuals in the mirror of her looking back up at me and her breasts swaying as she bucked back against me until I popped. Bella pulled me in tightly to keep me hard inside her and did not pull away and I savored the moments of being gently inside her with no rush.

After we cleaned up, she cuddled with me and conversed briefly before I had to go. I left a satisfied camper and yearning for another session with Bella.

[Courious G]

I have a thing for Latinas, so went back here. New girl I haven't seen before answered and did the session. Paid for everything. It wasn't a bad session at all. She had brown hair with blonde highlights, C tits, tight ass, and came in wearing a short tight black dress. She was all natural which you don't always see at a Latina spot haha. Not my favorite provider from there but for sure wasn't the worst. Might go back here to see what other talent they have since I haven't dabbled in the hobby in awhile.

Damage: . 5 house fee + $. 5 tip.

What is her name, or maybe the day she works. Assuming that it is a weekly schedule?!

[Jam2485]

I don't mean to be a dick but reviews here for massage parlors are so far off I wonder who the people leaving them are. I read about huge tits. Dds maybe E. I go and their ds at best. Beautiful face. Average at best. Great body great ass. No ass, typical Asian body. So I ask this in all seriousness so I can get a better understanding, or better yet I'll say this. Would people mind leaving their age next to their post? Bc maybe to a 60 yr old the girl is young and beautiful but not to a 30-40 yr old. Same.

Applies for all features. Most the parlor girls are not beautiful. . They all look the same. Same body types which is no body at all. It just sucks bc I do appreciate that people leave reviews but they are so far off 90% of the time it's extremely frustrating. I'm starting to think a lot of these are paid reviews. Don't mean to complain guys but the last 3 girls I've gone to see that were 9/10 with great this or that are 6-7/10 looks,6- 7/10 body. Every time I read has an amazing ass I run bc admins don't have asses. And sure enough I get there and ass is flatter than a pancake.

[KammyMike]

I have not been to a shop in over 6 months, even longer. I have seen a lot of reports of people doing bareback stuff, or raids and it got me freaked out. I can't catch anything and bring it home, so I am very careful about who I go to see. I try to stay away from the super popular places that offer raw dog full service. I am close to OA shop, and decided to stop by. They were not that busy, and I was greeted by Luna. Wow, Luna is very beautiful. I would say solid 9/10. Beautiful face, a tight body. She said she does not workout, which is amazing that she is that tight. She led me to the room, I paid for a 30 min. The room was very clean, which is a good sign, and full rooms. Not this wall goes up halfway thing.

She does a light massage, and starts teasing. About 5 minutes in and now I am rock hard. She is great at teasing. I flip over, and bam GFE starts. She is a great kisser. I have not been with someone like her who loves to kiss. That is a big turn on for me. She also lightly plays with jr, and I pull down her dress. One negative is her nips are very sensitive, so not a lot of sucking, just kissing which is fine. But great man made tits.

As we are kissing, cleans me up, which I like, and then slowly kisses down the body. Wow, she is so sensual. It honestly felt like she loves what she does. She could also be a great actress, but it was really awesome to experience. The last few times when I have been to a shop it was so rushed. Luna, took her sweet time. She finally gets to jr, and gives a great BBJ. She is taking her time, not rushing, making A LOT of eye contact. From that Eye contact, I am not afraid to admit I popped right there.

Thanks for intel on Luna. I meet her after my ses with Summer. Luna is beautiful and younger than Summer. Tall petite Asian girl makes me cookoo.

Summer was pretty older in my eyes. She friendly and enjoyable. Really good massage before the FT. Her C's are real but bit saggy, not trim below or snug.

BBBJ was nice and some bls and eye contact.

I picked her up and she stood one leg on couch and other on table and we went standing mish. Crazy but it was nice and something different. Finally lay her down and continued mish until finished and she can take it as long as you want with a handful of breast.

[Opi7001]

I'm all about face fucking. Someone that is really good at it. So far the only two I've found that can do it to my satisfaction are Paris / Hamiko and Selina.

I had read a couple reports that suggested Sakura was good at it. The verdict is a big no. I'm 7 3/4 inches so, I guess, slightly above average in length and she could not deal with that. Lips never approached the base. About 2 inches off was her best.

Selina is on a couple month break so I'm desperately searching for someone else. Kaya was also reviewed as good at DT but somehow I doubt its true.

[CryMoarHoar]

To all great writers, we should all collab and publish a book using all these great reviews, titled "69 shades of blowjob".

We can easily beat any 18+ literatures.

Then reinvest the profit back into the hobby hunting for pussies and boobies.

Not related to the topic but I was able to visit a pink salon at Kyoto 2 months ago.

I used my BOA credit card for payment. It was about $70. Service was BBBJCIM to completion. It lasts about 20mins.
Price’s nothing to beat. You can literally see mongers receiving service right next to you on the couch in different booth.
Privacy is none but it was awesome

[Bronco]

Well done scoring additional points with Shiela for good hygiene, Bronco. Way to Polish the undercarriage. My nuts must not sparkle as well as yours when cleaned 'cause Shiela has never allowed her lips to tough anywhere below my navel. She'll permit it on her nether region but not mine. Oh well. As long as her massive titties make an unclad appearance, and she secretes the unloaded baby batter from my vesicles, I go home happy.

Mr. P.

Lumi or Mando all body deodorant is great for removing all odors from the nether region. Also around the glands.

[DoWorksM]

I have not been to a shop in over 6 months, even longer. I have seen a lot of reports of people doing bareback stuff, or raids and it got me freaked out. I can't catch anything and bring it home, so I am very careful about who I go to see. I try to stay away from the super popular places that offer raw dog full service. I am close to OA shop, and decided to stop by. They were not that busy, and I was greeted by Luna. Wow, Luna is very beautiful. I would say solid 9/10. Beautiful face, a tight body. She said she does not workout, which is amazing that she is that tight. She led me to the room, I paid for a 30 min. The room was very clean, which is a good sign, and full rooms. Not this wall goes up halfway thing.

She does a light massage, and starts teasing. About 5 minutes in and now I am rock hard. She is great at teasing. I flip over, and bam GFE starts. She is a great kisser. I have not been with someone like her who loves to kiss. That is a big turn on for me. She also lightly plays with jr, and I pull down her dress. One negative is her nips are very sensitive, so not a lot of sucking, just kissing which is fine. But great man made tits.

As we are kissing, cleans me up, which I like, and then slowly kisses down the body. Wow, she is so sensual. It honestly felt like she loves what she does. She could also be a great actress, but it was really awesome to experience. The last few times when I have been to a shop it was so rushed. Luna, took her sweet time. She finally gets to jr, and gives a great BBJ. She is taking her time, not rushing, making A LOT of eye contact. From that Eye contact, I am not afraid to admit I popped right there.

She pulled back, and it got all over her. She came back up and started kissing me while jacking me and milking every last drop out. Fantastic.

Overall, I would give it a 9/10 experience. Very clean room, amazing talent, and the best service. The one thing for the ding is the parking lot is in a busy shopping center, so if you are in the area and afraid of getting caught, park somewhere farther away. However, I will be going back to see Luna. I did not get to see the other girls there, but I might want to try someone else if Luna is busy. I might be back in the game now due to this experience.

Be safe everyone!

[Chiro]

Continuing on what I set out to do this rotation, here's my experience with Melissa:

This weekend I made an appointment to see Melissa at Du Calme. She's gorgeous. Tall, probably around 5'6", and with the heels she was wearing, maybe 5'8". Her body is pure perfection, slim waist, full MM DD tits that feel super soft. Great for a good titty fuck. Her legs are long, and her ass is round, firm, with an athletic build. Her pussy is clean shaven and on the shallow side, as she said I might be a bit too long for her (I'm slightly above average at most). Or maybe she was just sore from getting blown out by the time I got to visit.

Her face is really cute, probably in her 30's. She wears a bit of makeup, and her hair was brown.

Service was fantastic: her DT BBBJ was amazing, she managed to take me as deep as possible and would squeeze my cock with her tonsils. Her gag sounds nearly had me losing it. I didn't do any cunnilingus, since I read she might be BBFS friendly and I didn't want to risk tasting any monger juices. Instead, she gave a really nice Russian-style BBBJ that had me bricked up and ready to fuck her good. We threw on a cover and tried a few positions within the hour: ACG, RCG, K9, Mish. She rides really well, and the view of her tits while she grinded on me was fucking fantastic. Remembering grabbing onto them while she fucked me, is having me dream about this session all over again. When I took control and started fucking her in standing k9 and standing mish, she begged me not to go as hard, saying I was hitting way too deep. I kept it mostly shallow strokes, which probably helped me last nearly the whole hour. I finished in doggy while we faced the mirror, she seemed more able to handle my normal pace towards the last 15 minutes. I blasted a big load in the bag, and she offered to clean me up with her mouth.

She was fun and extremely sexy to view, and I really enjoyed my time with her even though I did have to handle with care. If I wasn't trying to see all of them before the 16th, I'd definitely repeat with her, especially for the blow job and titty fucking.

Before I left, I did run into Emma again, she gave me a nice DFK, and said she liked working at Du Calme. She asked when I'd be back to see her. I told her maybe when I come by to see Lucky, we could try doubles, sometime early next week.

I think the last 2 that I have left to see are lucky and blue.

Damage: HF:70 Melissa: 160.

Service: BBBJ, Russian, CFS, CIM.

[Faceless1]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I wrote mine to keep record details of whom I like and I had left not so good reviews as well, I give credit when credit is due while providing accurate details on the gals, I think I may have some shoutouts from my recommendations from time 2 time. I like to write my details because just how I wrote, not going to change about it, my readers like it, good if not, no skin off my back. Only wanna give accurate stuff to watch out for pitfalls, like some of yall did when I started out both here and Rm