Massage Parlor Reports

[Jack Reacher]

I thought they had closed down. Their IG disappeared. You booked from the place or with her directly?

She's on Humaniplex.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/xoxo_kristie

[JohnRichard]

Visited a week ago. Sunday afternoon, not super busy. Door opened by new girl Angela, who is sexy with promise of her large Ds. She offered 4 hand, I politely declined as I was in rush.

Sakura walks into room, short black strapless dress, pretty decoration on face. Short, curvy, bedroom eyes very sexy. Dfk like crazy, pull dress down, pay with her massive boobs, sucking those amazing nipples. Paid. 5 hf for hh, 1. 4 dono, she went to get equipment.

Returns to room, I am ready. I pull down dress, lot more dfk, excellent BBBJ, 69. She likes rim on her but didn't return the favor. Cover up, start in rcg, play with the amazing ass. Put her in standing most and went at it hard. She took it like a champ. Eyes rolling, showing the whites of the eyes. Lot of noise slapping our parts against each other.

She offered me to cim, kneeled her on ground. Ff, again hard and long. I'm not that big but at that pace and depth, she was gagging a bit but keep signaling me to go harder. Finally I couldn't hold any longer and came deep in the back of her throat. Again, took it like a champ.

Amazing service queen with excellent body. After we finished, she went to get water for me. I got dressed, she comes in and goes I owe you a massage next time you come back. I suspect I will be hard pressed to cash that one because of all the amazing talent and how infrequently I play. But enjoy this hottie 's service while she is around.

[RBFSyndrome]

You should try seeing Thy. She is one of the most beautiful petite girl with nice tits that I have ever seen. She does manscaping fi.

For a reasonable cost and will give you HJ for extra 60. Or so. Definitely worth seeing as I have never seen a beautiful girl like anywhere else. She has been talked about in this forum before. DM me for details.

Is this the spot with the diagonal parking lot single stretch? Solo shop?

If that's the one I don't rmb HE being memorable but am interested in some more details.

[Willie23]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I'm grateful for those reviews who go into detail, because I've been mongering for 4 decades and have very specific likes and dislikes and appreciate the ability to weed out bad (to me) performers and spend my limited money wisely.

[CarlosD3]

I, too, am using this as my sex diary. I occasionally will click on my profile name and just relive the fantastic memories I've captured here. I also have lots of writing experience so really enjoy capturing it here and adding a little of my own voice. My jokes may only crack myself up but I don't care.

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

[Sticker]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

[Jalf4431]

Hi there,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Had some time to myself and ended up booking an hour with Sakura over at the Garden.

What can I say that hasn't already been shared?

She's got an amazing body, all natural double Ds and a thick butt. To add, very pretty, sultry eyes.

This is my second time visiting and she was as welcoming as always.

Started off with a nice massage. She has a really great technique and very soft hands.

Moving to the main show, she began her BBBJ from the back. Roaming all of my rear with her tongue. It was amazing.

On the flip, she got me going with some amazing DT. Went down on me for damn near 20 minutes. She does not rush at all.

Before putting on the cover, she rubbed some lube on junior and gave me an amazing camel slide.

Finally for the main event, she started off in cowgirl and we eventually made our way to k9.

Ended up busting in the bag not too long after we switched positions.

If you guys haven't seen her already, I highly recommend you pay her a visit.

One of the best visits I've had in a while.

[LittleFingers1]

After seeing Luna and Tia on separate occasions, I had to make another return trip to OA Spa to see the last new girl in OA's current lineup, Summer. To the guy that posted about having 4 hands with Summer and Tia together, I don't know how you do it man. I can barely handle holding out long enough with these two alone separately and not embarrassed myself LOL. Having both of them together I would have popped wayyyy too quickly.

Without going into too much details and make people think I used ChatGPT for this review, I'll just say that I had the best time with Summer as I had the most passionate time with her. All the standard positions were tried and she delivered to a high level. Highlights for me was actually making out with her beautiful face, truly made me feel young again. Her soft and sensual BBBJ was also another highlight. I believe she will only be there for a few more days and I do recommend to see her before she's gone.

BTW, I'm not trying to convince anyone one way or another, but I do think all 3 of their current lineup, Luna, Tia and Summer are all younger than most I've seen at any spas.

I am lowkey agreeing with you here about the Chatgpt thing, for one, instead of calling others out, you know you can literally just ignore the profile you don't want to see by put them on ignore list? I think that is much less effort than to just call people out. I mean I would follow any review guidelines if everyone agreed upon a format, I wrote mine because I want to share, if anyone find my reviews bad, just ignore my profile, it doesn't matter to me, because I am just sharing.

[BigBig21]

That's my intuition too, the longer it doesn't work, the faster we'll see it end.

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

[Winger537]

After seeing Luna and Tia on separate occasions, I had to make another return trip to OA Spa to see the last new girl in OA's current lineup, Summer. To the guy that posted about having 4 hands with Summer and Tia together, I don't know how you do it man. I can barely handle holding out long enough with these two alone separately and not embarrassed myself LOL. Having both of them together I would have popped wayyyy too quickly.

Without going into too much details and make people think I used ChatGPT for this review, I'll just say that I had the best time with Summer as I had the most passionate time with her. All the standard positions were tried and she delivered to a high level. Highlights for me was actually making out with her beautiful face, truly made me feel young again. Her soft and sensual BBBJ was also another highlight. I believe she will only be there for a few more days and I do recommend to see her before she's gone.

BTW, I'm not trying to convince anyone one way or another, but I do think all 3 of their current lineup, Luna, Tia and Summer are all younger than most I've seen at any spas.

[CamsV]

It does seem like a number of these reviews are either ChatGPT style write ups or just shills for the spas using the same template. A number of garden and du calme reviews are grossly exaggerated seems like. Definitively has its place in the scene but most of the girls are not as hot as reviewed IMO and about 5 to 10 years older than what the sketchy reviews say.

That's my intuition too, the longer it doesn't work, the faster we'll see it end.

[McNutties]

I think 90% of these reviews / intel are AI generated. The writing is too perfect and mostly rookies with 1-10 posts and they are either friends or owners friends and maybe theirs kids in college. Seriously these AMP have been mentioned for an awhile. The only real part are the MT and their names and some services. In all my years visiting AMP, never ever have I get more then 20% of what these guys are writing. I have seen these written before on BP ads. Not taken any chances with MT that provides Greek or BBFS playing roulettes, just me.

It does seem like a number of these reviews are either ChatGPT style write ups or just shills for the spas using the same template. A number of garden and du calme reviews are grossly exaggerated seems like. Definitively has its place in the scene but most of the girls are not as hot as reviewed IMO and about 5 to 10 years older than what the sketchy reviews say.

[CarlosD3]

Apple is in a class of her own. After reading your helpful descriptions of her natural DDs, I had to try her out on my own. And she certainly has some hooters! What I wasn't expecting though was her grade A Enthusiasm. Like treating me as if I were her shipwrecked boyfriend that washed ashore after two weeks while she was ovulating Enthusiasm.

Apple tells me she is 22 and I believe it. Pretty face, natural DDs, an impossibly flat tummy only available to girls in their 20's, and a compact, muscular ass. I complimented her fabulous rack and she let me pull them out of her pink dress one by one, then slipped it off. We skipped the massage entirely.

What followed was a teenage dream of sucking on those tits to my heart's content. Apple then spun around for a great 69 session, and she can definitely suck a mean cock! Nice and deep. Her pussy was clean shaven and delicious.

After a while she flipped around and concentrated on my balls and cock, then sat on my face for a good while as I sucked on her fat clit until she was ready. We must've done a good 20 minutes of foreplay including kissing, titty sucking, BJs and face sitting.

After she suited me up, we started in missionary while I made out with her, then I sat up to grab those huge tits. They are quite a sight! Even while laying down, those puppies have volume and were so fun to play with. I could've nutted right there but decided to flip her to doggy, grabbing those tits again, then railed her prone bone to a fantastic finish.

Apple then cleaned me up and gave me a nice oil massage until our hour was up.

This was Friday night at 6:30 pm and Garden was not busy. Take note. I was told Apple is only here until the 15th so make haste if you're going to see her. Bodies and youth like hers don't come around often.

[Shoot520]

Stopped by OA Spa today and went with Luna — curvy and well-endowed. Definitely didn't disappoint.

[John Do7643]

I have a thing for Latinas, so went back here. New girl I haven't seen before answered and did the session. Paid for everything. It wasn't a bad session at all. She had brown hair with blonde highlights, C tits, tight ass, and came in wearing a short tight black dress. She was all natural which you don't always see at a Latina spot haha. Not my favorite provider from there but for sure wasn't the worst. Might go back here to see what other talent they have since I haven't dabbled in the hobby in awhile.

Damage: . 5 house fee + $. 5 tip.