Massage Parlor Reports

[MotionLotion]

Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.

No Chinese woman will do that unless maybe they use Saran wrap as a barrier. And good luck getting Google Translate to translate rimming to mean what you want. You could just tell her to put her tongue in your ass, but you might get your face slapped and thrown out. LOL.

[Oscar Ocala]

Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.

Google Translate is a good tool. At least for me.

[LanceHyatt2023]

Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.

[JhandySpecial]

If you guys are having a drought, right up the road is a banger named yoyo. She just came into town and I left a review on the Jacksonville page. She is smoking hot. If you make it out, enjoy.

[MotionLotion]

Checked out Meaning Spa based on the report that a L2 was available.

Now I am going to go jerk off to porn and / or try to go meet a provider..

Escort?

I would say jerk off, because paying money to a stinky, inked, Gainesville crack-ho skank is something I can't stomach.

[Lovefun101]

Checked out Meaning Spa based on the report that a L2 was available.

Got there older woman maybe 50 nice body ok face led me into the room- I offered my hand and she led me into the room by it- nice friendly.

One in the room, I playfully said hello- and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek she seemed to enjoy it. Nice.

I asked for an hour which was 80. She told me to wait 15 minutes and motioned for me to get comfy.

I reflected on my life choices that brought me to this moment- and then she came back in.

Excellent massage. Like professional quality real deal- Yes!

Phone kept ringing and someone came by- in the first 15 minutes. She exited the room 4 times- poop.

Not teasing at first- then got on my back and squatted over me- it was hot to feel her pelvis on my back- nice.

She got off- switched positions- towel was almost completely off- I touched her leg- she gave some word of approval- nice.

Then another phone call- she came back in and asked to turn appointment into a 45 min- I was like ehh- ok? In hindsight that was a boo-boo- I get too passive sometimes with providers.

Then she said- ok I take care of you- make you happy- and touched my ass and inner thigh- yumm.

Then someone came by- she leaves the room comes back and asks to switch to 30- again I said ok- felt fine with that- given the situation- I heard her set him up in another room.

Then on the flip she motions with her hand- I touch my mouth- she says "Everything? 200" I say no- just mouth- and she lifts her shirt and says $120. I was thinking $100 but I hate bargaining in session so I said fine- but forgot to ask covered or not.

It was covered. I was bummed- but it felt REALLY good it was like really thin saran wrap- LOL- but it felt really good. In general I really dislike CBJ's but I got to say this was good and she was good- nice save.

Then I start touching her crotch and she pulls down her pants- I start fingering her- she is into it- Yeah FIV and yeah her excitement!

And that excitement lasted maybe 1. 5 minutes- then she gets frustrated that I am not done. Ugghhh that is the worst.

She does energetic handjob- yeah energy! Yuck she is in a hurry.

She does reverse cowgirl energetic HJ- I mean that was novel- yeah novelity.

I ask for BJ again- she starts finger my ass, that is hot- yeah!

And, she is getting really frustrated. Ughhh.

I try to finger her again she is not into it. Uggghhh.

One more attempt at HJ and I give up.

She decides that since I didn't cum I am "crazy" and tells me that. I politely point out that she rushed things- but that just means I am crazy, it seems to be her new mantra- un-fun non-nut banter with chic kinda mad at you- not my thing.

I pay the remaining and exit- without a goodbye from her- total $170 ($50 for half hour +$120 for saran wrap BJ, finger, HJ and finger in my ass).

Once things got sexual- she got mechanical and rushed. If you are a blow and go kinda guy this place could really work for you. Not my cup of tea.

I did fall short on not asking if the BJ was covered, and shouldn't have caved on the 1 hr to 45 min thing.

Not me at my best- and hopefully not her best either.

Now I am going to go jerk off to porn and / or try to go meet a provider.

[DWilliamsGnv19]

Please PM me as well with ay info. I will be in the area later this week.

That place is strictly legit.

[MotionLotion]

I posted a few weeks ago how I went to best around 11 AM and got told they weren't doing massages. I went there last week around noon, very few cars in the whole parking lot strip. A guy was walking towards the entrance, I circled the block (like normal. In the 30 seconds it took me, he came walking out, I assume he got told they weren't doing massages also. Weird.

It's strange they would be open if they weren't doing massages.

Anyways I went to Meaning spa by NW grille. She then starts making a sucking face and I ask if I like that too. I said sure. Why not. That was that.

BBBJ? CBJ?

[TopDog12]

I posted a few weeks ago how I went to best around 11 AM and got told they weren't doing massages. I went there last week around noon, very few cars in the whole parking lot strip. A guy was walking towards the entrance, I circled the block (like normal. In the 30 seconds it took me, he came walking out, I assume he got told they weren't doing massages also. Weird.

Anyways I went to Meaning spa by NW grille. I haven't been here in years sense when they were like Orchid or lotus spa, io forget the name. I stopped going 3-4 years ago when they changed and got bad reviews.

I go in, an older lady, 40's maybe even late 40's greets me, Very petite and skinny. She leads me to a room and comes back super quick, like before I could get undressed and lay down. She gives probably the best massage I've ever gotten, it was more like physical therapy with her pulling and stretching my legs and arms. It was great. Right before the flip she starts roaming and teasing. On the flip she picks it up and asks if I like and I say yes. She then starts making a sucking face and I ask if I like that too. I said sure. Why not. That was that. Will go back.

[MotionLotion]

Anyone visited this place? Their craigslist ads have evolved.

It's obviously not a "place" but a nomadic business.

[DWilliamsGnv19]

Anyone visited this place? Their craigslist ads have evolved.

[HardHat69]

If anyone has been to "My Shangrila Massage" spa in Alachua and wouldn't mind sharing their experience I'd appreciate it. PM is preferred.

Please PM me as well with ay info. I will be in the area later this week.

[MotionLotion]

I'm just curious what time of day y'all go to AMPs? I've always visited late afternoon around 3-4 o'clock and there's almost always no other customers there, maybe 1.

I went around 8 the other night and the place was slammed. Do most people go late night?

Not many people go at 3-4 o'clock because they are working to earn money for a visit.

Also, more people go at night for the cover of darkness while wearing sunglasses and a hat while parking a block away. LOL.

[Oscar Ocala]

Sorry I don't look for places to just tease me. Most guys don't want to be teased unless there is a follow-up to completion.

I agree 100%.

[TopDog12]

I'm just curious what time of day y'all go to AMPs? I've always visited late afternoon around 3-4 o'clock and there's almost always no other customers there, maybe 1.

I went around 8 the other night and the place was slammed. Do most people go late night?