Massage Parlor Reports

[Poogs]

Rose Massage is run by Helen, opened up in Tonka a year+ ago, had a cutie or two working there, usually I play roulette and don't ask names and jump around to whatever places this board recommended until I went to Rose. Hannah was my go to, I felt she was the best looking AMP gal in town so I just kept going back, massage and L1 won't blow your mind but my preference is attractive over Massage or L1 quality, I'm not there for the massage and L1 is L1 at the end of the day.

Long story short, they got shutdown in Tonka and replaced by No Happy Endings "Jade Massage" while Rose moved to Burnsville. Fuzzy on the timeline but at one point Helen lost the Tonka girls rumor was that they weren't licensed and got in some sort of trouble over that, again unsure.

Rose is now in Burnsville with a few new gals, have not gone to see any of them myself, but knowing she had a few cuties in Tonka means I'll be making my way there soon here to see what the new lineup has to offer.

That's pretty much why I wanted further opinions on Summer / Maple cause at the moment I'm back to playing roulette and getting L1 from grannies. If I hear so and so from one of those shops pops up somewhere, based on the posters here, I'll prob go check it out.

Prob not news to the board but went to Vita in Shoreview a few weeks back, easy L1, you don't even have to hint, but prototypical 60 something masseuse.

Nothing wrong with asking about how the service is at a closed place. Especially since Maple and Summer had some fun girls, if they go somewhere else it's good to know what you can expect. I will have to check out Rose in Burnsville. I am traveling to Milwaukee next weekend and I'm going to hit up at least 2 places, one on the way there and one on the way home, just to see if any there are worth the drive.

I remember a place called Diamond Spa or something like that, it's off County Road B I believe in St Paul. I went there once and got a very enthusiastic L1, on the flip she sat between my legs and had me covered with the towel, spread my legs and massaged the area around the groin, until her hands went under the towel and she finished me. I only went once, I believe a few others here didn't have the same luck I did. I don't know what I would be doing differently other than getting a girl who is into it so YMMV. I'm thinking about going back to try again next week. I can update after.

[Mnguy372]

Went to King's at open because it's always pretty much a guarantee. Saw the chubbier girl, I think she was the only one there, it was dead when I got there. I have seen the skinnier of the two twice before, she went topless for me on second time. The chubby girl today did L1 finish, 6. 5/10 massage. Right on the flip she whipped her tits out, they were nice IMHO. She grabbed my hand and made me touch them, guessing so she can demand a tip, I was wrong, took her a bit to get me close, then she edged me, I said I was about to bust, she stopped and talked to me about money. It was 4 plus the 30 min fee. She went back to work, which ended up taking even longer. All in all got jerked for over 10 minutes by my estimate. She started making sex noises to get me going, it was kind of funny and I started laughing and she did too, then immediately switched her attitude and focused entirely on my whole package.

I'd recommend. I don't tend to ask for names unless the person is really good and I want to see them again, normally I enjoy playing roulette and seeing what I get.

Is Rose the name of a place or a provider? I've seen it tossed around here before but don't really know all the details.

Rose Massage is run by Helen, opened up in Tonka a year+ ago, had a cutie or two working there, usually I play roulette and don't ask names and jump around to whatever places this board recommended until I went to Rose. Hannah was my go to, I felt she was the best looking AMP gal in town so I just kept going back, massage and L1 won't blow your mind but my preference is attractive over Massage or L1 quality, I'm not there for the massage and L1 is L1 at the end of the day.

Long story short, they got shutdown in Tonka and replaced by No Happy Endings "Jade Massage" while Rose moved to Burnsville. Fuzzy on the timeline but at one point Helen lost the Tonka girls rumor was that they weren't licensed and got in some sort of trouble over that, again unsure.

Rose is now in Burnsville with a few new gals, have not gone to see any of them myself, but knowing she had a few cuties in Tonka means I'll be making my way there soon here to see what the new lineup has to offer.

That's pretty much why I wanted further opinions on Summer / Maple cause at the moment I'm back to playing roulette and getting L1 from grannies. If I hear so and so from one of those shops pops up somewhere, based on the posters here, I'll prob go check it out.

Prob not news to the board but went to Vita in Shoreview a few weeks back, easy L1, you don't even have to hint, but prototypical 60 something masseuse.

[Poogs]

For one, there isn't much chatter here right now in general, so what does it matter?

For two, if they reopen under a new name / location in the future a la Rose it's nice to know if it was run of the mill granny L1 or not.

Got some spots in MN to discuss by chance?

Went to King's at open because it's always pretty much a guarantee. Saw the chubbier girl, I think she was the only one there, it was dead when I got there. I have seen the skinnier of the two twice before, she went topless for me on second time. The chubby girl today did L1 finish, 6. 5/10 massage. Right on the flip she whipped her tits out, they were nice IMHO. She grabbed my hand and made me touch them, guessing so she can demand a tip, I was wrong, took her a bit to get me close, then she edged me, I said I was about to bust, she stopped and talked to me about money. It was 4 plus the 30 min fee. She went back to work, which ended up taking even longer. All in all got jerked for over 10 minutes by my estimate. She started making sex noises to get me going, it was kind of funny and I started laughing and she did too, then immediately switched her attitude and focused entirely on my whole package.

I'd recommend. I don't tend to ask for names unless the person is really good and I want to see them again, normally I enjoy playing roulette and seeing what I get.

Is Rose the name of a place or a provider? I've seen it tossed around here before but don't really know all the details.

[Mnguy372]

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

For one, there isn't much chatter here right now in general, so what does it matter?

For two, if they reopen under a new name / location in the future a la Rose it's nice to know if it was run of the mill granny L1 or not.

Got some spots in MN to discuss by chance?

[Poogs]

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

What are some places that are open to talk about?

[BarOfSoap]

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

[Poogs]

Also there was this lady named Casey who started at Maple and ended up at Summer, back when she worked at Maple she would come into the room sometimes unannounced, sometimes with another woman while I was getting my massage and they would stand in the room and talk with the person massaging me. I know that isn't for everyone but having all these women standing around me while I'm flipped naked was always a huge turn on for me and I think she might have known that.

[Poogs]

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

One of the girls there tried to steal from me, but before that I had some fun times. There was one girl that was there very briefly that did my one and only L2 ever. Normally I don't go past L1 but she was persistent and not too bad looking. Like another person said, normally you always got something unless you were a weirdo and most of them would get naked or topless. The last time I visited, which was a few weeks before close, I got some fun butt stuff with a girl I had seen there twice while she was fully nude. I will and won't miss it LOL.

[Anything Cool]

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

Maple Leaf and Summer were good, because they offered consistent service. All girls offered the same basic level of service. Some once they knew and trusted you would offer more.

The girls were generally more attractive than at the other shops in town. Also many girls would offer to do the session nude or topless.

[Deutsche205]

Pretty curious why you would avoid Boston though. Definitely had some raids for the parlors / agencies here and there, but that's when they become too big. If you just stick to the smaller ones, it's way better with more talent too.

Perhaps it is just bad luck, but always seemed to end up with an older woman vs a younger, more attractive one like the other cities, hence not as good as the other locations. Only there a couple times, so not a huge sample of what they offer.

[Mnguy372]

I don't think a subscription to Rubmaps is worth it. It was never heavily used in the Twin Cites and there is not much local information. Might be worth a month if you have travel plans to check out what is available at your destination.

I think there are two reasons why things have been slow in the forum recently. The technical difficulties that made accessing the site difficult. Can't post if you can't get to the site. Those issues appear to be fixed.

The second reason is there is not a lot to discuss. The two best AMPs Maple Leaf and Summer have been closed. Even some old reliable places are changing. I have been going to Harmony Massage in Shoreview since they opened in 2016. I have never left without L1 until today. I think it might be under new management and is no legit. It was disappointing. All I wanted to do was get out of the hear, get a halfway decent massage and a handy. I guess it wasn't in the cards today.

Eventually something will replace Maple Leaf and Summer until that time I don't think there will be much to talk about regarding AMPs.

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

[Dream44]

Helen told me to post that she is open and she has 3 brand new girls.

Linda, Luna and Lucy.

I have been with Luna but not the other two.

Luna has the same service just like the old Rose Massage girls in Minnetonka.

If anyone sees Linda and Lucy, let me know and I can give mme detailed info on Luna.

Enjoy.

[HumbleChap]

Save up some cash and get out of town.

Just back from NY. So many spas. Open til 2/ all night. Pretty girls and insane service.

Don't pay $200 here for the garbage service we get. Take a holiday.

[Anything Cool]

Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.

I don't think a subscription to Rubmaps is worth it. It was never heavily used in the Twin Cites and there is not much local information. Might be worth a month if you have travel plans to check out what is available at your destination.

I think there are two reasons why things have been slow in the forum recently. The technical difficulties that made accessing the site difficult. Can't post if you can't get to the site. Those issues appear to be fixed.

The second reason is there is not a lot to discuss. The two best AMPs Maple Leaf and Summer have been closed. Even some old reliable places are changing. I have been going to Harmony Massage in Shoreview since they opened in 2016. I have never left without L1 until today. I think it might be under new management and is no legit. It was disappointing. All I wanted to do was get out of the hear, get a halfway decent massage and a handy. I guess it wasn't in the cards today.

Eventually something will replace Maple Leaf and Summer until that time I don't think there will be much to talk about regarding AMPs.

[OnlyMe1234]

It's been beyond useless at least for the midwest for 3+ years now. Maybe 1 review / month (and usually Mankato or Rochester), dead forum, no site updates / improvements. Used to be so active. May be worth subbing for a month if you are going to a larger metro area.

Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.