Strip Club Reports

[DeadDead22]

That is probably the most practical and responsible advice that I have ever read on this board and coming from a Sr. Member with lots of posts and, I'm guessing, still happily married, he really knows what he's talking about. I'm single and live alone (except when I have a stripper living with me), so I'm probably the last person who should give advice.

But I can confirm that residual cheap perfume from some, but not all, of the strippers will linger. Glitter would be a much rarer issue. However, even if you escape the perfume, a residual smokey smell could give away that you were at some bar, assuming you're not a smoker yourself. Here's my own advice on how to deal with it.

First off, Absence is a lucky man to have an understanding wife and a marriage that's worth saving. Not all guys are so lucky. Some are simply trapped because of kids or finances with no hope of salvation. Should they take the risk by cheating? I would say no. I'd say either play it safe and don't risk getting caught (which could lead to a messy divorce anyway) or else bite the bullet and pull the plug. Yes, it will cost, but at least it will be less likely to have such unfavorable terms (as the old joke says: the reason divorce costs so much is because its worth it). But that's easy for me to say.

If both Absence's and my recommendations are unacceptable. I do have many married friends who frequent stripclubs and can tell you how some deal with it. Some guys just stick to AMP's where they can shower any aromatherapy smell or residual oil off their bodies before they leave. Others may hit their gym for a workout and a shower or just a shower on their way home (if they skip the gym workout this also gives them an excuse for their missing time). Of course, that works better for day shift visits and if they're already a regular gym-goer to begin with. Another guy I know, waits until he knows his wife will be away away from their house for a sufficiently long period of time, like when she leaves to visit the grandkids who live more than an hour away each way. BTW, don't just shower when you get back. Don't forget to throw your clothes in the wash before she gets back too and have some believable cover stories for what you've been doing ready in case she gets inquisitive.

You old guys are also a little luckier than the younger generation. With GPS phone tracking, it becomes much harder to get away with anything. I have a buddy who shares his GPS location with his wife because of his line of work (dangerous neighborhoods he frequents), so it adds another whole layer of complication to trying to cheat. He doesn't do this sort of thing so its no big deal for him. But I can see that being a pain point for someone with a shitty, boring wife who just wants to blow his load in an attractive woman every once in a while. I chuckle when people talk about parking for the AMP being in the back or the front. Well, if you got a GPS tracker, you could park in the back and still get busted.

[Chase Star]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

That is probably the most practical and responsible advice that I have ever read on this board and coming from a Sr. Member with lots of posts and, I'm guessing, still happily married, he really knows what he's talking about. I'm single and live alone (except when I have a stripper living with me), so I'm probably the last person who should give advice.

But I can confirm that residual cheap perfume from some, but not all, of the strippers will linger. Glitter would be a much rarer issue. However, even if you escape the perfume, a residual smokey smell could give away that you were at some bar, assuming you're not a smoker yourself. Here's my own advice on how to deal with it.

First off, Absence is a lucky man to have an understanding wife and a marriage that's worth saving. Not all guys are so lucky. Some are simply trapped because of kids or finances with no hope of salvation. Should they take the risk by cheating? I would say no. I'd say either play it safe and don't risk getting caught (which could lead to a messy divorce anyway) or else bite the bullet and pull the plug. Yes, it will cost, but at least it will be less likely to have such unfavorable terms (as the old joke says: the reason divorce costs so much is because its worth it). But that's easy for me to say.

If both Absence's and my recommendations are unacceptable. I do have many married friends who frequent stripclubs and can tell you how some deal with it. Some guys just stick to AMP's where they can shower any aromatherapy smell or residual oil off their bodies before they leave. Others may hit their gym for a workout and a shower or just a shower on their way home (if they skip the gym workout this also gives them an excuse for their missing time). Of course, that works better for day shift visits and if they're already a regular gym-goer to begin with. Another guy I know, waits until he knows his wife will be away away from their house for a sufficiently long period of time, like when she leaves to visit the grandkids who live more than an hour away each way. BTW, don't just shower when you get back. Don't forget to throw your clothes in the wash before she gets back too and have some believable cover stories for what you've been doing ready in case she gets inquisitive.

[Absence]

Mons, 2001, thee dollhouse, penthouse and scores have American dancers. $500 to grand will get it done there.

So nothing else in Tampa? What about in St Pete?

[GhostRiidah]

Not aware of any club that fits this. Some clubs like OZ have the English girls but extras are less certain. Closest on the Tampa side might be Ybor Strip.

So nothing else in Tampa? What about in St Pete?

[Joey6688]

Hey Tampa bros, I'm visiting from Chicago and just tried my luck at people and had a great time.

$10 cover on Sunday night at 10 PM, place was completely packed. Not even a minute after I sat down at the bar a sexy Afro-Latina climbed into my lap. My Espanol es horrible but I was able to figure out her name was Paula and she was from the DR. Halfway through my first $7 corona she was grabbing Jr through my shorts and put my fingers inside her while we were seated there in front of everyone. So naturally I asked for a dance.

She had me pay $20 for the room, and tipped her $. 40 for DFK, CBJ and CFS. I probably lasted only 2 songs but I didn't get the impression I had a time limit. For <$$ all I I had a fantastic time, you all are really lucky to have this place around, and I'll repeat every time I visit.

- John.

Next time you can go for the $40 dollar rooms. Fair bit more room and privacy.

[Joey6688]

Need a Club Similar to PPC and Class Act that has more of the English speaking chicks, cute College looking down for anything in that Price range as well. I'm tired of the spanish only types here.

Not aware of any club that fits this. Some clubs like OZ have the English girls but extras are less certain. Closest on the Tampa side might be Ybor Strip.

[Smitty Qbert]

Need a Club Similar to PPC and Class Act that has more of the English speaking chicks, cute College looking down for anything in that Price range as well. I'm tired of the spanish only types here.

Just curious. Of all your posts, which you seem to have a large time gap, they include a lot of "Cool story Bro" and other "bro-"related terms.

No where have I seen any semblance of a review, or potential review, etc. Most asking for digits, or agreeing with someone, or the various "bros" that I mentioned earlier. Not trying to argue, just curious as the requests just popped up and there seems no reciprocity on any posts.

[GhostRiidah]

Anyone ever get Lucky with a Twin Peaks or Winghouse chick? Twin peaks got some hotties man.

[GhostRiidah]

Need a Club Similar to PPC and Class Act that has more of the English speaking chicks, cute College looking down for anything in that Price range as well. I'm tired of the spanish only types here.

[LA1215]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

You sound like a head shrink. In this case that may be exactly what should have been said. I agree with your advice. It means working on his marriage instead of his own personal libido.

Dick.

[Absence]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

[GoonFL]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

When I've gone I've always needed to quickly rinse off. I come home smelling like their lotion / perfume and glitter is a usual.

[BobXX99]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

I'd be concerned about both. I haven't seen much glitter, but perfume is the bigger concern. Not all of them by any means, but enough. You don't want to risk going home smelling like a cheap hooker. Best to manage a shower before you see anyone that might have an issue with it. .

[Member #7007]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

[John N]

Hey Tampa bros, I'm visiting from Chicago and just tried my luck at people and had a great time.

$10 cover on Sunday night at 10 PM, place was completely packed. Not even a minute after I sat down at the bar a sexy Afro-Latina climbed into my lap. My Espanol es horrible but I was able to figure out her name was Paula and she was from the DR. Halfway through my first $7 corona she was grabbing Jr through my shorts and put my fingers inside her while we were seated there in front of everyone. So naturally I asked for a dance.

She had me pay $20 for the room, and tipped her $. 40 for DFK, CBJ and CFS. I probably lasted only 2 songs but I didn't get the impression I had a time limit. For <$$ all I I had a fantastic time, you all are really lucky to have this place around, and I'll repeat every time I visit.

- John.